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Celebrities / Re: Davido: "Imade's Little Sister Would Be Born In Two Weeks" by TosineGuy(m): 12:10pm On Apr 26, 2017
Imagine Davido. Haa na wa oh. Sounds like my next kid is dropping in 2 weeks time. As if the kid na song

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Celebrities / Re: Beverly Naya: He Should Prove Himself Worthy Before You Allow Him Into Your Pant by TosineGuy(m): 8:43pm On Apr 24, 2017
see motisextional speaker, u better go an marry, we don't even no ur bf sef

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: How Do I Get A Bank Job? by TosineGuy(m): 11:07am On Apr 22, 2017
No be only you need am oh.
I am currently a teacher. I nid a banking job too oh. I have B.Sc in Mathematics. Wether contract staff or not. I need the job. The salary will be more than that of a teacher, thats why i need it and also i am still below 24.
Celebrities / Re: Photos From Oritsefemi & Nabila Fash's Wedding by TosineGuy(m): 11:03am On Apr 22, 2017
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Celebrities / Re: Actor Olumide Bakare Is Dead! by TosineGuy(m): 10:59am On Apr 22, 2017
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Celebrities / Re: Bbnaija: Bassey Welcomed To Calabar By Florence Ita-Giwa (Video, Photo) by TosineGuy(m): 9:21pm On Apr 21, 2017
with the way dem dey welcome and snap with different ex bbn housemates, them go still snap with bokoharam members for sambisa forest. grin grin

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Celebrities / Re: Adewale Adeleke Apologizes For Saying 'His Dogs Feed Better Than His Followers" by TosineGuy(m): 10:25pm On Apr 16, 2017
food is not everything. Dog can't call their female dogs bitttches eventhough they actually bitttches. But he behave like bitttch

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Sports / Re: "I Promised You A Goal And You Got It" Odemwingie Scores, Tells Daughter by TosineGuy(m): 7:53pm On Apr 16, 2017
Odemwingie: I promised you a goal and you got it.
Daughter: The goal that u promised me when you were still at stoke city u are now giving me now. Please, na barbie doll i want.

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Politics / Re: Buhari Should Speak On $48m, Nigerians Doubting His Corruption War – SERAP by TosineGuy(m): 7:29pm On Apr 16, 2017
if someone says i should keep 550 million naira in my house. I will simply collect 350 million and buy a house and a car and do some music that davido will feature in it, it will a hit hopefully cos i will promote it with huge money. Don't judge me abeg. I no go report anytin about money oh not in this reccession. grin

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Travel / Re: Photos Of The First Storey Building In Nigeria Built In 1845 In Lagos by TosineGuy(m): 1:49pm On Apr 15, 2017
in that last pic, i dey see a wooden chair suspended in the air or is it my eyes
Sports / Re: Rohr: "Nigerian Players Lie About Their Age, That's Why I Hardly Invite Them" by TosineGuy(m): 12:17am On Apr 15, 2017
ceejay4real:


Sharap there! Age is not all about size. Maybe you ain't eating well or don't have big bones naturally. But come ooh, how on earth can you compare Ibrahimovic to Lukaku in terms of age? You no dey look face? Na wa 4 u ooh!
i like phillip lahm. He is old but stil looks very young. Can't u see lukaku's beards. Lukaku even looks older than mikel obi
Sports / Re: Rohr: "Nigerian Players Lie About Their Age, That's Why I Hardly Invite Them" by TosineGuy(m): 9:46pm On Apr 14, 2017
LaExpert:


Haa, you can lie sha.

Oya, which day was that?
i can't remember. Taye Taiwo was 27 in ac milan while his twin did his own low key in lagos. Since i am not a blogger, i just let it pass by

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Religion / Re: Do You Think It's Right Blaming Judas Iscariot For Jesus Death? by TosineGuy(m): 9:43pm On Apr 14, 2017
Bakrabas:
Lol bro...

If you want to confuse yourself just make the death of Judas as your case study. According to the Bible you can't understand what killed Judas. Some verses acclaimed that he hanged himself another said he dead on the land he bought (Matt. 19 vs 16)

A lot of confusions passages are there in the Bible

u are the confused one here bro. Mix them together, u will find out dat He hanged himself on d land he bought solves the whole thing. Ask yourself, why didn't peter kill himself?
Celebrities / Re: White Man Confesses Love For DJ Cuppy (Photos) by TosineGuy(m): 9:37pm On Apr 14, 2017
maxioptiultra:


Carry your poverty dey go!

Don't jinx the innocent woman with your bitterness and negativity.
which innocent woman. Anichebe is old enough to be dad's younger broda na. She has rejected many guys in d past na cos she's afraid dat dey love her cos of money. But since anichebe is rich and won't have time, he would usually be training so she won't be doing cooking etc. Dats y
Sports / Re: Rohr: "Nigerian Players Lie About Their Age, That's Why I Hardly Invite Them" by TosineGuy(m): 9:31pm On Apr 14, 2017
SirJeffry:
And so? So oyibo no dey lie too??
i dey suspect lukaku. How can me and him be age mates, wen i look young at 23 oh. He is very huge. Infact Ibrahimovic looks younger than him

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Sports / Re: Rohr: "Nigerian Players Lie About Their Age, That's Why I Hardly Invite Them" by TosineGuy(m): 9:23pm On Apr 14, 2017
i remember dat the day when Taye Taiwo celebrated his 27th birthday, his twin Kehinde Taiwo celebrated 40th birthday. I was scared. Nigerian footballers lie alot

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Celebrities / Re: White Man Confesses Love For DJ Cuppy (Photos) by TosineGuy(m): 9:14pm On Apr 14, 2017
i pity this girl, i don't think she can cook, wash plates and also care for d home. Na housemaid she go employ. And d husband to be maybe fuvking d housemaid. Its best she marries adenuga's son or a very rich guy if not them go just dey use and dump her cos of money. She should learn duties of a woman especially d work on d bed.

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Religion / Re: Do You Think It's Right Blaming Judas Iscariot For Jesus Death? by TosineGuy(m): 6:14pm On Apr 14, 2017
The only mistake Judas made was that he hanged himself. If not, he would have meet Jesus at d cross for forgiveness and Jesus would have forgiven him and that would have made christianity more popular. It was written that Judas must betray Jesus. But not to hang himself. Suicide is not d best in any situation u find ursef in.

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Religion / Re: Catholic Church Staging The Crucifixion Of Jesus At The University Of Uyo (Pics) by TosineGuy(m): 6:10pm On Apr 14, 2017
if he allows them to put nails through his hands and legs at uni uyo without crying then he is a very good actor.

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Politics / Re: Heartbroken Mother Cries At Chibok Girls Lecture In Abuja. PICS by TosineGuy(m): 5:23pm On Apr 14, 2017
realestniggah:
where are those people that said chibok girl sandals was fake..those this woman tear look fake to you
fake sandals? grin
fake sandals?

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Politics / Re: Heartbroken Mother Cries At Chibok Girls Lecture In Abuja. PICS by TosineGuy(m): 5:14pm On Apr 14, 2017
whats d meaning of these lecture. Was there hand out given? They blamed jonathan for not rescuing them in time. Now, buhari no even get there time. What a pity. An american can never be kidnapped for up to 3 years. Government don't care about d chibok girls

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Celebrities / Re: Tekno, His Girlfriend, Lola Rae & Selebobo Rock Night Club by TosineGuy(m): 10:25am On Apr 14, 2017
the first time i heard of Tekno i thought he was the founder of Techno fones. Dat was even why i even bought tecno fone. Imagine there is a Dj in my area called Dj Nokia. And i heard dat there is a gospel artiste called samsong. Na wa, Tekno miles make u change name

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Religion / Re: Reasons Why Jesus Christ Was Crucified by TosineGuy(m): 10:01am On Apr 14, 2017
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Education / Re: Application Procedure For NLNG Prize For Science – 2017 [the Prize Is $100, 000] by TosineGuy(m): 12:09am On Apr 13, 2017
AfonjaBoston:
Them no go apply for this one if na big brother of project fame or those mumu Mumu shows they go dey troop go like say na judgement day
so i should tell them how to control malaria? Dey don't no abi? Ok, i should browse and tell dem so dey wil give me 100,000 dollars. Nonsense. Dey already no the winner. Project fame wil help me be a better singer, bbn will make me be a popular millionaire.
Celebrities / Re: BBNaija: Debie-Rise Cries, Thanks Her Voters, "I Prefer Your Love To The N25m" by TosineGuy(m): 11:42pm On Apr 12, 2017
tannystacey:


you are just spewing rubbish. have u listened to any of her songs? or did she need u to have about 300,000 views on her video on youtube?
me i just dey advice her. Even if she get 500,000 views sef. She should not relent. She should do more good songs.
Celebrities / Re: BBNaija: Debie-Rise Cries, Thanks Her Voters, "I Prefer Your Love To The N25m" by TosineGuy(m): 11:39pm On Apr 12, 2017
stansaintly:


Why are you so bittered? Your vote didn't go for yet you're aggrieved.
is it a crime to advice person again? If she had done songs, she should do more songs and not relent.
Celebrities / Re: BBNaija: Debie-Rise Cries, Thanks Her Voters, "I Prefer Your Love To The N25m" by TosineGuy(m): 12:20pm On Apr 12, 2017
this one na format na. Its cos u wil soon release new songs dats y u dey thank us in advance so we can enjoy ur songs. If u sing rubbish den u no go get fans again oh. We want good songs oh not tonto dikeh style of music

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Celebrities / Re: Efe: 'I Been Dey Feel Marvis But E Dey Unfortunate Say Im Get Boyfriend' (video) by TosineGuy(m): 2:02pm On Apr 11, 2017
no wonder this guy won. He is very real. He no dey form

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Celebrities / Re: "Nobody Can Equal Me"- Wizkid by TosineGuy(m): 12:46pm On Apr 11, 2017
Even ur great grand father for music Michael Jackson no fit talk am. Who u be sef. make Tu face no sing till he die sef, u no go equal him for character. See ur head, u never marry but olosho dey give u head. U sing rubbish song like 'in my bed'. Cos u sang wit drake u kan dey rake. Common 100 recharge card from humility network u no fit buy.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Robert Bentley Resigns As Alabama Governor Over Illicit Affair With Female Aide by TosineGuy(m): 12:23pm On Apr 11, 2017
God bless America. These are men of integrity. Not men that are just in post cos of the money. I am sure nigerian senators won't resign even if na rape case. How will naija move forward wit corrupt, selfish leaders?

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija: Sapele Market Women Drink To Celebrate Efe This Morning (Pictures) by TosineGuy(m): 3:13pm On Apr 10, 2017
these are true fans. Efe make sure ur music is good oh. If not in 6 months you won't be popular again based on logistics

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