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Politics / Re: Lagos State Government Issues Urgent Drowning Prevention Advisory by TosineGuy(m): 6:30am On Apr 14
Good
Romance / Re: Most Ladies Don't Know What They Want by TosineGuy(m): 2:27pm On Mar 23
Assuming you have 2 or 3 girlfriends. You won't be having this kind of issues.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs West Ham United (0 - 2) On 28th December 2023 by TosineGuy(m): 5:33pm On Dec 28, 2023
Arsenal losing 3-1

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Phones / Re: Itel Lists Apps And Features Of The A70 by TosineGuy(m): 10:53pm On Oct 31, 2023
What's the price.
If it's affordable, I can buy it

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Celebrities / Re: Sam Larry Is The Father Of Mohbad’s Son – Kemi Olunloyo by TosineGuy(m): 4:44am On Sep 26, 2023
If Sam Larry is the father, then he and mohbad's wife know about the death of mohbad

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Romance / Re: What's Wrong With Nigerian Girls by TosineGuy(m): 5:23am On Sep 06, 2023
Try and bleep her very well first. Na she go dey call you cos she go dey miss your kondo. Also, must you send her card sef. Let her keep flashing you while you call her but no send her airtime anymore

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Sports / Re: Who Remembered This Lie? India 99-1 Nigeria. by TosineGuy(m): 8:42am On Sep 02, 2023
grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs AFC Wimbledon: Carabao Cup (2 - 1) - Live by TosineGuy(m): 9:27pm On Aug 30, 2023
Chelsea is a below average team
Romance / Re: I Love My Colleague But She Has A Boyfriend by TosineGuy(m): 10:59pm On Aug 21, 2023
The woman is lieing.
She doesn't have any guy.
You don't have a car that's why. Also, she's scared that you maybe a gold digger.
Tell her you have a girlfriend but still spend quality time with her. Then invite her to your place and lie that your gf broke up with you and u are so depressed. When she comes, be very sad but hold condom Incase she wan Bleep you grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: West Ham United Vs Chelsea - 3 - 1 (Full Time) by TosineGuy(m): 4:59pm On Aug 20, 2023
Onyiridike:
Jackson's performance is very poor.
He just doesn't know what he is doing?

He is dancing like Micheal Jackson

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: West Ham United Vs Chelsea - 3 - 1 (Full Time) by TosineGuy(m): 4:56pm On Aug 20, 2023
If Liverpool had bid for Ward Prowse, Chelsea would have brought him.
Chelsea losing 2-0 today
Career / Re: Is Quitting A Good Idea? Opinions Will Be Appreciated by TosineGuy(m): 12:36pm On Aug 19, 2023
I suggest to apply for a better job that has a monthly pay of 200k and above based on your experience working for an asian company and because you are an engineer. POS is risky, u can be robbed. Barbing can't earn you up to 100k per month. If you charge 500 per hair cut and have an average of 10 customers per day. That's 5,000 naira per day and 150,000 naira per month. Remember, you would buy fuel, equipment and pay for rent of the shop so profit may not be up to 70k sef per month. If you work as a civil servant, you may have more time to do some other business.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Liverpool Vs Bournemouth (3 - 1) On 19th August 2023 by TosineGuy(m): 12:33pm On Aug 19, 2023
Liverpool 4-1 Bournemouth
Education / Re: Sexual Assault, Corruption: UNICAL Law Students Protest Against Cyril Ndifon by TosineGuy(m): 6:34pm On Aug 14, 2023
Set him up with an olosho in the office. Record the video as evidence, then boooom, He would be sacked. grin

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs Liverpool (1 - 1) On 13th August 2023 by TosineGuy(m): 5:38pm On Aug 13, 2023
Broveens42:


You ain't even confident in yourself. Why not say we call you a genius if Liverpool wins grin
Na mistake. Na win I wan talk not draw
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs Liverpool (1 - 1) On 13th August 2023 by TosineGuy(m): 2:01pm On Aug 13, 2023
Great100000:
Chelsea 3

Vs

Liverpool 1

All the players we signed under Todd Boehly, they are getting long term contracts grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

Imagine, Caicedo is getting 8 Years contract grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin they are telling that na here (Chelsea) u go dey till you reach 30 grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

Mudryk signed 8 and half years contract too

Enzo Fernandez signed 8 and half years contract too

Nkunku signed 6 Years contract.

Wesley Fofana signed 7 years

Badiashile signed 7 and half years contract.

Axel Disasi signed 6 Years contract.

Noni Madueke 7 and half years contract.

Nicolas Jackson 8 Years contract.

The least contract you can get is 6 years.

I love this, they are telling you that u that we go dey together till............................... grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

See free money for players that would never play in champions league for the next 6 to 7 years. Because top 4 would be Man City, Arsenal, Newcastle, Man United and Then 5 to 8 would be Liverpool, Brighton, Tottenham, Crystal Palace. In any order. grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs Liverpool (1 - 1) On 13th August 2023 by TosineGuy(m): 1:57pm On Aug 13, 2023
Liverpool would win.

Call me a Bastard if Liverpool lose.
Call me a Genius if Liverpool win
Feel free to quote me

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Education / Re: Amaechina Chimbusonma Nwadiuto Scores Nine A1s In 2023 WASSCE by TosineGuy(m): 11:34am On Aug 12, 2023
Male students don't read again. Dem dey do Yahoo. grin

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Nottingham Forest (2 - 1) On 12th August 2023 by TosineGuy(m): 11:31am On Aug 12, 2023
Arsenal would play draw
TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija: Venita Accuses Pere Of Peeping And Standing Behind Ladies In The Shower by TosineGuy(m): 5:50pm On Aug 11, 2023
First to comment

konji na Bastard grin
She was looking at his unclothedness too because she no get eyes for back. Balanced equation

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Politics / Re: Legend Golden Care Foundation Holds Foolball Tournament in Kuje Prison by TosineGuy(m): 10:33pm On Aug 10, 2023
My questions are:
1. Which Stadium would be used or na Monkey post?
2. Would there be refreshments after each match?
3. What would be given to must valuable player?
4. Who would coach each team?
5. Who are the spectators?

Many thanks as I look forward to answers. grin

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Business / Re: FCCPC Deletes Over 180 Registered Loan Apps From Website by TosineGuy(m): 6:07pm On Aug 02, 2023
Mm
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Remote Job: Please Which Online Course Can Get Me Good Remote Job? by TosineGuy(m): 9:46am On Jul 31, 2023
Lucyspa:



Hi. How did you go abt the financial aid. I applied for it buy I have not gotten a feedback?

It takes up to 16 days before your financial aid would be approved. Just ensure you reduce 25 dollars to 0 dollars during the application process.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Remote Job: Please Which Online Course Can Get Me Good Remote Job? by TosineGuy(m): 4:04pm On Jul 29, 2023
Ofemmanu1:

Can the wifi be hacked?

No, unless password was revealed
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Remote Job: Please Which Online Course Can Get Me Good Remote Job? by TosineGuy(m): 11:27pm On Jul 28, 2023
Elflizz:


You're learning all at once?Is that really possible? I mean in terms of financial aid

I'm a fast learner. You can apply for maximum of 10 courses for financial aid. Each program has 7 to 8 courses. Once you finish a course, you have more financial aids. For instance, I have finished 5 out of the 8 courses in Cyber security. I am at the 6th course. Same for Data Analysis. But for Project Management i am at the 3rd course. By the end of August. I should be through with all by God's Grace.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Remote Job: Please Which Online Course Can Get Me Good Remote Job? by TosineGuy(m): 11:14pm On Jul 28, 2023
Jossyfine:
Please, can all the IT gurus and newbies in Abuja form an alliance? We need someone that can give us a good road map and a push🙏.

Please, it’s a very serious matter if you are interested. Quote me.

No DMs please, let’s see if it will work first.✌🏻

Must it be Abuja? I'm based in Ogun State. I am almost through with the data analyst and cyber security programs I registered on Coursera.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Remote Job: Please Which Online Course Can Get Me Good Remote Job? by TosineGuy(m): 11:07pm On Jul 28, 2023
Ofemmanu1:


Do you need a laptop for this?

No.
However, it's better to use laptop to avoid distractions.

I got a mtn wifi that costs 7,500 naira and comes with 30 gb free for a month. That's what I use
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Remote Job: Please Which Online Course Can Get Me Good Remote Job? by TosineGuy(m): 10:56pm On Jul 28, 2023
TheGiftedOne:


Link please. I'd love to try out data analysis. 🙏🙏🙏

I can't post link here.
Just follow these steps
1. Register on Coursera
2. Search for the courses you want
3. Then click on financial aid available to apply.

You can send me an email or dm for more info

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Remote Job: Please Which Online Course Can Get Me Good Remote Job? by TosineGuy(m): 1:01pm On Jul 28, 2023
JOGICE:


When I come to Lag, we’ll link up. Drop your mail & tomorrow I’ll send you some instructions/info to get you started for free (HARVARD CERTIFICATION)

Drop it here
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Remote Job: Please Which Online Course Can Get Me Good Remote Job? by TosineGuy(m): 12:55pm On Jul 28, 2023
I am presently learning various courses like Data Analysis, Project Management, Cyber Security on Coursera. It's free of charge because I applied for financial aid.

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Food / Re: Which Food Can #1,000 Cook That Will Last For 3days? by TosineGuy(m): 6:15pm On Jul 21, 2023
Fast for 3 days and break with garri 200 naira, sugar 50 naira and water 50 naira each day. You will have 100 naira change

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Sports / Re: Ex-Man City footballer Benjamin Mendy Found Not Guilty of Rape by TosineGuy(m): 4:14pm On Jul 14, 2023
Man Utd should sign him

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