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double wahala for dead body.

iyanya i bow for you, this is rubbish. U better bow out for good. Start a business or be a model.

for some, if the sex is very good. For some, if she can cook good food. For some, if has good manners. For the some, if she is fine. And so on

This is what happens when u get only porn roles and receive small amount of cash for the roles and no guy wants to date you because you can't still fuvk well. Sorry.

the car is not colourful at all sef. Someone may steal the car and sell it for 500k sef. I suspect the owner is related to Evans

Amirullaha:
A handsome man went into a hotel and asked to see the boss. When the boss came, the story began.
-The client: is room 39 empty?
-The boss: yes, sir.
-The client: can I book it?
-The boss: of course you can.
-The client: thank you.
Before going to the room, the client asked the boss to provide him with a black knife, a white thread 39 cm and an orange 73g.
The boss agreed though he was surprized at the weird things the client asked to have.
The client went into his room, he didn't ask for food or anything else.
Unfortunately for the boss, his room was next to room 39.
After midnight, the boss heard strange voices and noise in that client's room. Voices of wild animals and of utensils and dishes being thrown on the floor.
The boss didn't sleep that night. He kept thinking and wondering what might be the source of the noise.
In the morning, when the client handed the keys to the boss, the latter asked to see the room first.
He went to the room and found everything alright. Nothing unusual. He even found the thread, the black knife and the orange on the table.
The client paid the bill and gave the bellboys a very good tip and left the hotel smiling.
The boss was in a shock but he didn't reveal what he heard to the bellboys. In fact, he started to doubt himself.
After one year, the client showed up again. He asked to see the boss again. The boss was in a puzzle.
The client asked the same things: room 39, black knife, white thread 39cm and an orange 79g.
This time, the boss wanted to know the truth by all means possible. He spent a sleepless night, waiting for something to happen. After midnight, the same voices and noises started, this time louder and more indecipherable than the year before.
Again, before leaving, the client paid his bill and left a large tip on the table for the bellboys. The smile didn't leave his face.
The boss started searching for the meaning of everything the client asked to have. Why did he ask room 39? why the white thread? why the black knife In fact, the boss didn't arrive to any convincing answer to all these questions.
The boss now was eagerly waiting for the month of March, the month in which the client showed up.
To his surprise, on the first day of March, the same client showed up. He asked the same questions. Wanted to book the same room, wanted to have the same things as before.
The boss again heard the same noises, this time more louder than before.
In the morning, when the client was leaving the hotel, the boss apologized politely to the client and asked to know the secret behind the noises in the room.
-''If I tell you the secret, do you promise to never reveal it to anyone else?''
-''I promise I will never let anyone know''.
-''Swear''
-''I swear I won't reveal your secret''
So finally, the client revealed his secret to the boss.
Unfortunately, the boss was a sincere person. Until now he hasn't revealed his secret to anyone.
When he does, I will let you know... thank you for reading.

You deserved to be banned sef. Whats the meaning of this?

if you are happy with this signing pls like but if u are not then share. Thanks

oh, to tell him that Nnamdi kanu is right in calling nigeria a zoo because she has started saying hyenas, lions etc. Mtcheew

E for Every bloggers favourite
V for Very heartless
A for Anglican Member
N for Notorious
S for Super star kidnapper

like if u agree, share if you want it to trend

Is he married now?
Does he has a child now?
Why are u searching for her now?
What a pity, u would have heard a 25 year old son or daughter now who could have being an actor, musician, etc and may have imparted much.
Anyway, thats the reward of fornication. I don't think ur gf/wife would be happy if she hears this, thats if u have
sorry

This is not english class oh.
Go and tell falz and Jennifer.
Any way, understanding matters oh, go slow is correct in my Nigerian Dictionary. Na who get time for congested traffic. Who grammar epp? English is only good for interviews and exams. Wen i am with my guys, no time for grammar

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obontami:
if u are dating a girl that won't allow u penetrate her ass hole and suck ur anus run.

the op wasn't talking about oloshos oh. So behave. Suck anus? What if you mess when she's doing it? Your anus is icecream?

brandydaniells:
so wetin come concern d girl for dem agbero matter

She was just unfortunate. The painful thing is that the police wants to collect 200k before releasing the corpse.

brandydaniells:
what good lawd ! y does god allow dis kainda shits to happen ........but lets d culpruits go free ......only for dem to come bk and kill anoda pesin ........i think dis world is now <u are on ur own> <no god>

when bad things happen, you blame God, When good things happen you praise the person it happens to. You want God to hold the driver's hands? Or was it God that made them argue? If someone commits suicide too, you will blame God, as if God made him or her hang him or her self.

he looks like a he goat. Pls don't ban me abeg oh i was only saying my mind. ;Dhe looks like a he goat. Pls don't ban me abeg oh i was only saying my mind.

OtemAtum:
So you mean everybody in that plane were also warned not to enter that plane and they entered And who even told you that Stella was warned to start with?

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few minutes before boarding the plane, someone who was to board the plane, left the plane. He said, something is not right that he can't board it again. He wasn't convinced when he was told by some others that he has already bought ticket and that the money will be a waste. He left

OtemAtum:
The bolded shows how cruel you are. Death can grab anybody without any prior warning. So you mean all the people who have ever died were warned not to go thru a journey but they did,including those who died in their sleeps? Mtchww.

its not cruelty, its a possibility. Death is inevitable. Blaming God for every bad thing is what i want you to avoid. Now, do you think its normal for people to be burnt? There is be someone to be blamed, and its either driver for driving recklessly or a possibility of not heeding to warning. I remember, stella obasanjo was warned not to enter a plane, she refused and there was a plane crash. Then people start blaming God, when even normal instinct gave some warning.

Chrisrare:
Ans the God they are worshipping didn't have the power to prevent the accident. Vegetable God...

if you fail your exams, will you blame God? Is it not your lack of preparation that can make you fail? Leave God out of it, and blame the dead for entering the wrong vehicle or better still for disobeying their husbands by going for the journey without their permission

Atheists will say; Why did God allow them to die? Its the fault of God etc.

Me will say; In reality, if the driver drove recklessly there would be an accident. If u put hand in fire, u will be burnt. But deep in my mind i have a strong feeling that the women were warned not to go on the journey but they refused to heed to it. The signs are there. I can feel it. Rip

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oladoja1:
Isaiah 9:6 For to us a child is born, 6
to us a son is given,
and the government will be on his shoulders.
And he will be called
Wonderful Counselor, Mighty God,
Everlasting Father, Prince of Peace.
clarify this, am not here to insult I came to learn

first of all, i will start by saying that the bible makes us to understand that God has given Jesus a name above all names that at the name of Jesus all kneels shall bow. Secondly, Jesus is seated at the right hand side of God in heaven. Thirdly, we pray to God in the name of Jesus.
Now to your bible verse. God is in Jesus. So God will reveal Himself through his Son. Thats the reason for Mighty God.

MakeADifference:
John 14:8–10

8 Philip said, “Lord, show us the Father and that will be enough for us.”

9 Jesus answered: “Don’t you know me, Philip, even after I have been among you such a long time? Anyone who has seen me has seen the Father. How can you say, ‘Show us the Father’?

10 Don’t you believe that I am in the Father, and that the Father is in me?i The words I say to you I do not speak on my own authority.j Rather, it is the Father, living in me, who is doing his work.

from what you said,' John 14;10'. It is the Father living in Jesus doing the work. This shows that Jesus is the son of God and not God. Jesus is in the Father does not mean that Jesus is the Father.

MakeADifference:
"The virgin will conceive and give birth to a son, and they will call him Immanuel" (which means "God with us".


Matthew 1:23

Oluwapelumi is a yoruba name, it means God is with me. Does that make the person God?

Musicians like Davido wizid etc. Are they suffering? Pastors like Oyedepo Adeboye etc Are they suffering?
If u are lazy, u will suffer. Its very sad when people blame God for the suffering in the world. If u suffer, its your fault. Even if u pray, it may not go. Eg. U fail exams and start praying to pass without reading, u will suffer failure

I don't call Jesus God. And i will never will. I am a christian. When Jesus was on the cross, He said,'Father forgive them for they know not what they are doing'. Now, we all know that Father that Jesus was referring to was God also, at the mount when Jesus was praying, he said, ' Father, if its possible let this cup pass over me not my will but your will oh Lord'
also, when they took him, he said,' i can call my Father in heaven and He will send 12 legions of angels'. There are many examples to prove all this. But most christians just follow their pastors foolishly. My pastor says it so it must be true. Even Pastor Adeboye and Bishop Oyedepo belives that Jesus is not God based on very clear examples in the word of God. Thanks

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rip

aieromon:
I've not even settled down and Bailly concedes a penalty

Romero saves

Their father

even if man u wins this match and the remaining epl games, man utd won't reach top 4. Just pray no injuries in this match.

Even in the church there are thieves, in mosque infact in shrine there are thieves too. And i think serious beating is enough