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I have come again with my controversial thread after taking my time to do the write-up

Just like writing something different from the similar topics we see here day in day out

**It will dumb and immature of you if you take this personal**

Lemme keep the ball rolling

1. When you take a lady to an eatery and while she's eating, you are busy salivating just because you don't want to order for yourself simply because you have budgeted her T-fare and you don't want to trek home.. My broda, you are a mumu at OND Level

2 You approached and gave your umbrella to a lady during heavy rainfall claiming you don't like using umbrella, when you were about to depart, you asked for her phone number and she decline saying " I don't give my number to strangers' my brother make I no lie you, you are a mumu at HND level

3. Your mom corrected you at home for your wrong doing and you flare up in anger, your babe shouted and embarrassed in public and you kept mute saying " if not because I love you".. My broda, you are a mumu at 400L level

4. A lady calls you that she needs 1500 for BIS renewal, you quickly dashed out at Hussain Bolt pace to buy the recharge card and few minutes later you started begging your friends for MTN N50 transfer just to make an urgent call which might fetch you a job. My broda, you are a mumu at Bsc level


5. A guy created an insightful thread full of useful tips and you quickly pick offence in it spewing all sort of abusive words and a lady created a similar thread and you started being nice thereby making sensible comments just to impress her, my broda, you are a mumu at Msc level

6. A lady just quoted you started gracing the floor thereby turning it to chat. E.g " how was you nyt ?, what did you eat this morning ? Are you on BBM ? My broda, you are a mumu at PhD level

7. During exam, you spent the first two hours teaching a lady next to you just because you want her to fall into you, after teaching her all the questions, you have barely answered just one questions when invigilators collected your script, saying ""time up.. My brother, you are a mumu at HOD level

8. if you pick offence in this write-up thereby insulting, bashing and raining curses on me, my broda, you are a mumu at VC level

** Add yours*

Another female bashing thread... Ladies, oya let bashing begin

sheunfemix:
lol.. Nothing to fear. I'm more of a silent reader. Maybe a post or two in a thread and I'm out. This is d first tym I'm so active in a thread and I see a lot of pple here around too. This thread is so terrible cos we are not in line with the topic everybody don dey talk him own

maybe you should keep the ball rolling by uploading ur pix cos most of these ladies will neva upload their pictures ooooo

sheunfemix:
nope are u afraid?

I don dey fear small small... Quoting me for the first tym sounds like u have had negative impression towards me

sheunfemix:
I see u around, first tym quoting u

you see me around as a bad niqqa ?

Rapzino:
see correct VAN member o!

hbd parley... You shall get to the peak of your dream as you endeavour to be the best among your equals

Naijaboiy this exchange of insults does not dignify your kind of person.. You of all people** I dey disappointed ooooo**


**sheunfemix** abeg make una end am biko

AgapeCharis:

Vase wetin?? To take do wetin?

wait first !! Are you saying you don't know what vaseline works for ?

chibwike:
No go mistakenly use naijaboiy pics self-service oh

hahahahahahaha lwkmd

Grabs vaseline==» dips my hand into my trouser==» ladies oya make una upload naaaaaa


*shey na until we guys high jack this thread ni?

ERCROSS, killzone,, Jennimma,
Rapsainot , nickz, FrancisTony,
chibwike, Jovanna, naijaboiy,
1one, Rapmoney, valmunich,
yungchop, marieolae

I will be creating a controversial thread very soon ** you are all invited**

Celine Dion ==» Have you ever been in love

MODS oya do justice to this thread

Jennimma:
sure. And i believe u're too

yeah very very.. Imagine I just dey wake up sef **covers face**

Jennimma:
abi o.lolz

hope u r gud sha ?

Rapsainot waaa gbayi jawe

** Clears throat**

When you get to a stage in your life when you no longer worship or adore kitty-cat, then you will be acquinted to and start appreciating good and kind hearted ladies who just like your friendship with no strings attached

I have a female friend whom I love so much, she cooks for me, takes very good care of me and watches over me in terms of illness ** lemme just call her my deputy mother **

Most times, she came to my room and chilled with me, even take a nap.. It will just be so dumb and immature of me to start thing I had to take one useless opportunity

Jennimma:
congrats on making FP. Nairaland even had to share the link on FB. To all those praying for their threads (like tosyne2much) to make FP,it would happen someday o.lolz

babe na so jawe... MODS dey beef me seriously ooooo.. No matter wetin I create, if I hear say e make front page... **Maybe it's because my thread comes like the rattle of a gun **

RedEboe:
Social sciences

Alryt gat no other question to ask, I just respect your intelligence

You are very intelligent.. I love when intelligent ppl speak.. My question, what did you study ? ** just curious to know**

I think windows 7 can only boot from flash and not from Hdd

Just download this software called WGA removal from the below link.. You can just download it on your fone then send it to ur Pc via USB and launch it, after the installation, reboot ur lappy

http://www.wgaremover.com/wgaremover.exe


it's just about 1.30 mb

Very insightful... Thank you OP

Rapsainot:
I sight you

hey my parley how u dey nooooow ?

As you all know I am not always economical saying the truth.. I don't know if i am allowed to say the truth here with any editing

chibwike:
space booked jare, tosyne2much thank you for bringing me here

chibwike let's fold our arms and see how it goes

This is gonna be interesting

So we wey no come dey gap toothed nko ? No show for us ? OP abeg help us open thread for closed toothed guys ASAP

Another female bashing thread... They will soon be here for you

Naijaboiy how u dey now ? Bin a while