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marieolae: its fight lool..no its nt jare

ahn ahn see how u sounded so harsh... All dis pretty ladies gan sef.. Nw why some guys dey run saying dem no fit ladies pretty ladies jst because of their .......

marieolae: becos this thread doesn't make sense to me. If u wan date short man, whether na dwarf or waleva..it is d one u love dat u will marry noni.

calm down.... Na fight ?

purplesummer: In as much as her past may have nothing to do with her future, it could still be a tell tale sign of the likelihood of faithfulness in marriage or otherwise. If a lady threw caution to the winds and slept around with such reckless abandon, chances are high that she will not suddenly stop that which has become a way of life to her in the name of marriage.

this is where d msg is

okparaugo: Where ?

Is 50 girls too small in a 5 year space ?

hahahahaha egbon, 50 sef no bad for a guy na.. Mouth sealed.. Lwkmd

okparaugo: Funny thread.

It makes no meaning.

The important thing is once you don marry, stay faithful.

I met a very promiscuous girl and converted her to a very faithful lady. Travelled for 5 weeks, she couldnt do anything while i was away. That's the spirit needed for relationship and marriage.

egbon did u jst mention 50 ladies na him u don bleep for ur lifetime ?

teeo: Her past is not my business, even though she has a child along as I can trust her present and future we would make a great couple.

Virginity no be food. Tell your friend to forget about that issue joor.

Teeo u be my person jawe.. May u live long

I think this is a very difficult question to answer

A female friend of mine sat me down and wanted to know how responsible she was.. Then she popped-up the mouth-sealing question and I couldn't give an answer to that

She said regardless of d fact that you ave to let go and forget her past, and that it's easier said that '' I don't bloody care'' yet these same dudes tend to lose interest even wen u av a not so tight Kitty-cat not to talk of d number of men she has got laid with... She said what's the average number of guys a lady should have had s*x with and that wen she tells you, you won't get disappointed before she finally settles down. I couldn't give an answer and became dumb at dat instance.. After many considerations, I managed to tell her '4' was ookay and there was a change in her facial expression.. I inquired to know why the sudden change of her facial expression, she sadly told me ''9'' and was curious to knw if she was promiscuous and if dat figure was okay for me

Am pretty sure this kinda question would be a good one here cos I trust my fellow dudes here... So my fellow Nairalanders, considering the fact that her past has little or nothing to do with her present, at least there should be moderation to everything in life.. According to d same way she asked me, let's take forgetting her past out of this, what's ur own average figure ?

teeo: How do I know you're not standing on a stool

You look tall though

teeo u no serious oooo.. Lolxxxx

marieolae: abi ooh haba

I expect more frm u.. Dat shldnt b ur own contribution

Teeo dats my pix

teeo: Nah, I don't

what do I stand to gain in lies ? Okay lemme quickly upload my full pix here and delete it afterwards

teeo: Op you can lie ooo. Better change that 6ft 5in back to the original 5ft 6in that is your true height.

Awon oniro oshi

how do I prove dat to u? Do you need my facebook name to check out my full pix ?

Silkmoth33: Somebody pls summarize the write up for me.
I cant see myself possibly getting fazed to read that

lolxxx.. Means can you date a lady who's taller dan you?

boycasio: Well I don't tink pretty gals ar intimidating, tho we do hav dis notion dat dey ar intimidating, dats judging 4rm afar buh wen u get 2knw dem beta u wil find out dat sum ar luvly y sum ar "devils wears prada" lolz. Buh wat I noticed abt pretty gals is dat dey don't fall inluv easily buh wen dey luv a guy, dey can actually kill jus 2b d only lady in d guys lyf! I hav a gf nd she's d most beautiful gal eva liveth. I culd hav luvd 2 upload ha pics buh u guys wil say she aint fyn buh u knw wat dey say, "One mans food is anoda mans poison! Lolz

may u live long my broda

unyours: Some ladies have resorted to giving out wrong numbers each time a guy ask for it. Don't even try flashing her cos before you try to, she must have given you useless reason(s) why the number won't ring. Don't be thrown aback when you see flimsy reasons like: "I left my network at home". Now guys this is what you should do... When ladies give out wrong number, they only call out random numbers from their head. The dull ones might end up calling 9 or 10digits to you. But if you are unlucky to meet the very smart ones, they will call clean 11digits of random numbers to you. Now, what you should do is this: now ask them to confirm the digits they gave to you by calling it out to them but this time around, swap a digit with another wrong digit. If she corrects you, cakpish! You don get the authentic number be that. Else, bro you don enter one chance be that...

nice one jawe my person... I jst dey smile as I dey read am.. Nice write up

Well from men's point of view
generally they won't cos we all know that guys always want to be on top of the game to the extent that they even consider their height as an added advantage.. Some guys often say ''If she's a little taller it's ok but if she's a giant I don't see us going anywhere!''


I wouldnt mind to date taller lady if not because of my height ( 6ft 5in) and It would be awkward and won't be a good match for me.. I could vividly remember when I asked my gf who is about 6ft 1in tall if she would date me if I were a shorter guy, the question came as a shock and she obviously answered d question wt dissatisfaction printed on her face and I was lik WTF !! What's so special about this height of a thing ?

The stature of a potential partner
matters more to the female sex than it does to their male counterparts

Girls will always be attracted to taller guys, dating a shorter guy seems to be an awkward thing hard wired into their brains

So guys would you date a taller lady; and ladies would you date a shorter guy ?

ideyhere: No ooh...it's only 2go that I do

oya add me up den.. Shld I throw out my username ?

ideyhere: I'm not on BBM

chooooii see falling hand at its peak... Whatsapp nko?

ideyhere: You'll stay there and be taking one step at a time others will come and pass you Didn't your mama that told you that hear of never wait until tomorrow what may be done today?

oya now.. Add me up on BBM since it wld be inappropriate to post ur PIN here.. I think dis is a good step.. Hope in not way too farward sha ? *winks*

leocollins: Ok Check Dis Awt, Ugly Or Handsome?

nice one broda.. Wat a nice shot

ideyhere: God did not say don't covet another man babe...he only said another man wife...so fear not...lo ayam with you till the end of time

chaiiii see green light at its zenith... Oya where do we start from since mama alwz told me ryt frm childhood neva to rush and take one step at a time

ideyhere: None...I'm that special kinda bad girl

So u aint guilty of any? I think you are worthy of my ring... Are you single? Cos I no wan covet anoda man babe oooo

I think beauty mostly have bad attitude effect on ladies unlike handsome dudes who stil try to maintain their attitude.. Some guys are repulsed towards some pretty ladies not because dey have low self esteem or dey aint handsome enough, its simply because pretty ladies often give problems unlike average looking or not so pretty ladies who feel dey aint pretty and dat d only way to portray d image of a pretty lady is to be well behaved(I knw wat am sayin so if una lik make una crucify me). Lik a yoruba adage says '' When a lady isn't pretty, she should be able to exibit good characters

ideyhere: You mean you'll open my bumbum for the whole world to see?

frm all d aforelisted points, which one are you guilty of ? Say d truth and shame d devil oooo

ideyhere: Ayaf heard...next time I'm asked please where would you like us to go, I'll just say [/b]anywhere...i really don't know my way around here.[b]

hahahahahahahahaha see you... That would not make you eligible to be a wife material, I would only extend the truth

Baddestguyp:
I expect a counter-thread from d ladies

dem go soon dey hurl insults at me now... You jst dey look

This sounds like jokes but it's true and it's an accepted fact to some extent

You aint a wife material if you can mention virtually al d eateries in Lagos without evn racking ur brain yet u cant recite Psalm 23 offhand

You aint a wife material if you drink yoyo bitters without squeezing your face

You aint a wife material if you were asked to open your Bible to Revelation and u started checking Table of content for d page number

You aint a wife material if you lie lik a log of wood during s**

You aint a wife material if you say '' I don't call guys with my credit''

You aint a wife material if you alwz sleep during church sermon and u don't evn slumber at beer palour wit ur eyes widely open

You aint a wife material if you have no atom of regard for broke or hustling dudes

You aint a wife material if you respond to chat as if you are answering OBJ question or as if you are being charger per letter.. E.g K n u ? Yap n u?, yup n u?, tnx u? Etc

And lastly, you aint a wife material if you are ugly and your Nairaland username reads beauty235, prettysSandra, sexydiva

Guy pls add yours

Most guys will stick to their fones as far as self-service is allowed... Lwkmd

Kachisbarbie: Thank u, no real girl would ask u for money.
I remember when I started dating my husband, he had the money...I knew the money was dre but sadly all my life my dad has been the only one giving us money. So I wasn't used to collecting money from any1 especially guys (bc my mum tot us that sumtin gats go down), and I applied dat on my husband (then bf).
He didn't like it, bc he loved me and really wanted to spend on me. I kept buying him gifts ranging from wears to home appliances.
When I finally started collecting the cash/gift and he started giving, it was heavy giving - people been dey ask me the juju I use.

chaiiiiiiiii....wat a sensible woman... u got my lik both on ur comment and pix

jmoore:


Can I get an Alleluia??

Hallelujah... Funny u

Crocz: Only *ash*wo* demand for money for sex or on the promise of money, real girls don't!...sad these days, one can't even tell one from the other

And to the men, if you don't want to give then don't touch!!..don't touch what you aint gonna buy cos you break, you pay for it...those are the rules

You know who's making the rules?, they say they are cos they've got the P that matters to men

gbaaaaaaaam !!! May u live long my broda