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Its tru dat most guys dnt wear Pants while some do.... Its jst d matter of choice and wat suits u

jideolasoji: My brother... To be real she's still beautiful, Is not just about the sex thing.. We can't even transmit @ thesame frequency anymore. Change is inevitable indeed

that's one tin for sure bro

jideolasoji: Hmmm.... Mine was in JS2.., to me then she was the finest so far.I wrote her a letter, she did not even bother herself to reply. I do tell my friends about how much I admire the adorable princess. But how to confuse my feeling to her became a problem. It was a boarding school. ,She came to boys' hostel dis fateful day to fetch water... One thing led to another we had a little rift.. Lemme quote the girl right, in her voice. 'Look @ his black face, just as if they picked him from the floor' .. Hmmm.. I still don't know any good adjective to qualify myself.... Fast- forward...







After my degree na... Have even forgotten about her sef.. I traveled out of naija for A year ICT program. I came back from institute saw her facebook msg. Hi jyde, how u doing? Saw ur pictures on FB.. Could u send me ur number ? .. I just smiled... Then I reminisce , the dirty boy of yesterday is not a clean boy today.. As a sharp guy na.. I connect with her.. We gist about life and since we left secondary school also.. When I got back to naija.. Normal thing na.. I did not call her, she later send her normal msg on facebook na... She came to see me .. My paradox about life as changed.. I see life from another view.. She wanted something. I held myself.. I can't just imagine myself going down with her.. She don change abeg... Truly when men were boys

you really acted matured otherwise u would have wanted to see what she had under her skirt

purplesummer: Is it written on the face
You are right anyway, i'm not Yoruba

it is sometimes written on d face na.. Lolxxx... U cld possibly tell by look at times.. Jst lik me

purplesummer: I can imagine. Sha, una dey try. Eku wooing

hmmmmm u dnt look yoruba.. How come ? I guess Yoruba is jst a borrowed language 4u ?

Some guys are even more afraid approaching ladies than speaking in an interview

purplesummer: Lol. Wish I could be a guy just for a day to experience all these.

my dear, its neva easy wooing a lady.. If u ppl cld knw how our heart beats especially when approaching, u wldnt diss us at first approach..

jimmy4x: smh!!! chai!!!!

egbon u no go vex for me ni... Na so e happen dat year oooo

cc150615: All these hard work Just to toast babe? brb abeg!

hmmmmm egbon e pass as u tink oooo.. Mak we hear frm u too na

hensben: @op. not that they dont eat in canteen/buka but they are rare, i mean university babes oo, they feel people/guys will frown at them and call them lazy ladies who cant cook in their hostel and also, guys will take them not to be homely ladies.

like guys will say, hmm..if you date these kind of ladies na canteen/buka una go dey eat and money go quick finish.

u have said it all...# case closed # it doesn't rili dignify ladies eating in canteen unlik guys..# dnt get it twisted

yusufogrin: Mine was a terrible day .......I saw dis girl on ma way back from lecture nd I was like ""hey ,wats sup"" she looked backed and said "u re too tall".........I just pause for middle of road look left , right and back if nobody dey hear wetin dat dwarf talk,,,,,imagine,,,,,wen I reach ma lodge,,,,,I com dey ask up nd down say shey I too tall.......

bwahahahahahahahahahaha.. Guy u too funny abeg

MoneySoldier: Ok, make e no be like say I lose for the matter

Normally am the kind of guy who would take my time make friends with a girl first, make her fond of me and with me being naturally funny helps a lot, so that when I finally drop the asking out lines, I ll be 60% sure I won't get a No and even if she doesn't say Yes, she wouldn't be able to say No either, am not good at meeting a babe and chiking immediately cos it shatters my world if girl tells me No.


My first embarrassing chiking moment happened in secondary school, SS2 precisely. It all started when we were both in Primary school, She was the exact definition of beauty that even the gods ll marvel and envy this jewel of a beauty, infact if beauty was a crown she's the diamond that makes the crown glitter, she had cat eyes, and she had skin that glowed like the radiant of the Sun, being light skinned killed it all and gave her a unique look, though I was young and naïve but I knew a true beauty when I saw one, I don't know how but we were very very close then that they ll call us husband and wife, and even as a Class Captain then no matter how this babe wan make noise reach dem no born my papa well make I put her name for noise maker list, wey I no dey misuse hard drugs wey no dey good for my system,

Fastforward to SS2,

Unfortunately we attended different Secondary Schools but as fate ll ve it she changed from her school to mine just few days after we had a football match with her school, and I remember her searching around for me when they landed my school which was the host of the match, as she was part of the supporters for her school team, seeing her, my dead emotions resurrected instantly, we gisted and held hands as we strolled to the field for the match, trust your guy nau, cos of her I did my best to make sure I impressed and as God ll ve it we won by 2goals to one, me scoring the first goal.


I had 1third of my Primary school mates all the way till my SS2 and they all knew about the fling I had with this damsel back then, so due to the pressure I had from friends bugging my life to ask her out with the belief she wouldn't say No, I fell for it, I even abandoned all lil lil parols I had here and there in order to concentrate on her and when I noticed our Seniors then in SS3 weren't helping either fighting ontop her matter like Wizkid as the rumours were spreading like wildfire, no time ooo, I decided to spill it out, cos she was nice to me, you ll even think we re dating.

So the pressure I had from my seniors and close friends made me made up my mind to go for the killer punch. Chaiiiiiii, love dey sweet those days shaaaaaa!!!


On a normal day I ll take a bus home with like 4 of my other friends, but this day I decided to take her destination home, cos she walks home, quiet a distance but there were shortcuts, meaning I ll trek home on this day, I was sure I won't feel it cos I knew she would say Yes, but if only I knew.

The journey started as school closed for the day, my friends were behind me while I was walking with her side by side holding hands sef, but I couldn't tell her the Koko, I didn't even go close cos my heart kept beating fast, sometimes when I turn back and look at my guys they ll give me a sign which I understood well to be 'howfar the matter dey go', but My Brothers and Sisters I couldn't say the main thing till we got to the junction were we ll both part ways, I stood right there holding her hands while she was looking at me, I knew if I don't tell her anything my guys ll kill me cos what the f..uck did we trek for, inshort dem dey wait to celebrate the reply, that was when I summoned courage and let it out finally, I was like,

"I think I ve feelings for you, and I ve been having it ever since we were little, am in love with you"

The babe told me 3 things I don't get to forget, she just looked at me innocently, called my name and said,

"I don't ve feelings for you, I am not in the mood and am not interested" and then gently took her hands off mine and walked away to join her other friends, cos I had my guys waiting for me and she had hers waiting for her, the babe no even look back.

I stood there for a while stunned, embarrassed and rejected, I just managed to turn and join my friends, my facial expression alone made them know things didn't go well, though dem no send me oo, guys ll always be guys, interrogation started immediately,

"K what happened?, what did she say, talk nau?" They were interrogating me one after the other

I managed to tell them the exact thing she said, but I wasn't myself that day, I kept sighing at intervals like someone died in my family 'womaaaan sha', I swear I didn't even sleep well that night, I was just cold and calm, after that day I started avoiding her, she must ve thought I was avoiding cos of what she told me but never knew I was only ashamed(rejection)

The babe later came to me and apologised, and told me why she said No, telling things has changed nau, asking what I expected, we ve been in different schools for a long time, she had someone she had fallen in love with before she moved to my school, that we can be the best of friends but can't date, twas after she spoke with me I got a clearer picture, she even pecked me after her apology, but that experienced launched me one step higher and one step more matured than I use to be, I was 17 then.


After secondary school, we lost contact but stumbled into eachothers BB Pin years later through the help of an old classmate, then Boyoyo don became James Bond, we started chatting at intervals till she became fond of me again, base on Chamanshe wey small boy of that time don turn to, I invited her to come around and see me in my school then, she was still dating that same guy, infact more serious than they ve ever being, she came around, but the bf can call the babe sha, as in ennh too much calls, I first carry am go flex am first, anybody wey know me see us must waka come meet me tell me something for ear, like "this babe make sense die ooo, shey na our this school she dey?" That kind questions them, no wonder some girls wan bleach, light skin gives one beauty an edge I swear, she spent just one night ooo, left in the evening the next day but...














I draw the oil like mad like say e go be the last time wey I go put my 1 inside zero, infact we draw eachother oil, it was a madddddddddddddding sexperience, e even get the period wey we dey romance the bf come dey call, call, call tire, nah em she just pick am say,

"Baby am in Church now, I ll let you know when we are done" in a low tone voice

Make una no blame am ooo, 'no be something wey dey sweet?' Lol

hahahahahaha... Ur experience was full of suspense.. So interesting

If dat gives d higher percentage of Nigerians false impression abt you den why not do away wit such ? Most ppl who live a life full of attrocities, destruction, waywardness are mostly d ones who brag wit their lifestyle and often say '' I live my life d way I want' Sometimes we don't have to live our life d way we won't especially wen we know we are on the path of destruction., we should sometimes accept criticism and know which area of our life we need to adjust... Is there anywhere it is written in the Bible dat we shouldn't stretch forth our hand to shake our parents buh at least we know its wrong to some extent even of we call it ''Africans mentality''Some things are actually not bad but mind you, its not everything dat's it gud we indulge in, we jst av to distinguish ourselves in other not to be rated wit d world

2sExy1: OP, you are fighting a battle that you can't win.

Well, it depends on what kind of relationship you would want with such person.

I call it trade mark for those who wont give you hard time to fvck them. They are girls who know "what's up"

I know you have a good intention towards such people but trust me, it's the life we live man and you may seem boring to them in their own world. You have to be bad to pull their fancy.

gbaaaaaaaam !!!! 1,000 likes... U ar a wise man

dasparrow: It is time you learn to live and let live. The world will be a much better place. The chain is not on your ankle so why should you care? When you give birth to your daughters, be sure they wear no anklets which is what they are called. Of all the things plaguing Nigeria, you are worried about females and their anklets. Perhaps, it is because you cannot afford jewelry yourself that is why you hate on those who can. Jealously is the root of hatred says a song from back in the day. Rid yourself of jealously and its Siamese twin brother 'hate' so that you can live a long and healthy life. Life is too short to give yourself headache over what others choose to do with their lives especially if their actions don't harm society.

And by the way, I find anklets beautiful. To each his own.

what is dis one saying ?.. # oponu # what has dis got to do with being able to afford it or not ? Ar u implying as a guy I shld purchase an anklet and wear in on d leg jst to change my impression towards those wearing it ?... Which sch u graduate frm sef? For ur mind u don talk be dat ooooo... D senseless post I av read so far

delishpot: Ha ha, see life Na. They can have all the $ex with any random woman and not fear but if she has ileke idi then they should fear.

This topic sweet o.

month mind dem jawe... see as dem wan crucify me

lilwayneme: der was dis gal have bin monitorin arnd lyk say I be wenger,and av bin longin 4 a 1 on 1 chnz lyk torres.der was a day I was wlkin on d strit na in I c ds gal,so I decided 2 enta action wt boldnex,I stopd ha bt she didn't stop so I con folo ha lyk say na twitter we dey,I con dey por dos verses I don cram shap shap lyk say person program me wt remote contrl,as I yan fnsh d gal no talk anytin,I tap ha con c d kind eye she take luk me lyk say no b God cr8 d 2 of us.na in I con vex say jesus,na deaf nd dumb I dey folo yarn.had I knw mk I no talk dat line,con c as she dey yab nd curse,con c as she dey shout @me,na dat day I knw say pple plenty 4 dat strt,4 a mnth I no ft walk anyhow on d strt.bt I thnk God say I don grow nw.sinz dat day I no dey stp gal anyhow,I prefa knwin by any sort of attchment lyk church tnz,frnd of my frnd...and so on.I no wan knw as u take fyn reach or mayb dem say u simple rich if I no knw u b4,chai no be me

Omo to waka for street dey shame person for dat kind tin

goldfish80: My most embarrassing moment wooing a lady should should be my first year in school. On my matric eve precisely. I made an attempt to woo a final year babe. The babe in question was a famous lesbian in school, as a fresh man, how could I have have known? Needless to say how much of a mess I made of myself.

hehehehehe funny u broda... During my first year, I was allergic to dating final year students... Den go fall ur hand most times

nikkypearl: abegggiiii remove dat pincture 4yo dp ,b4 pple finish u wit mouth 4here!u luk ridiculus
No offeinses(in yudezo voice)

my dear I think say na only me see am oooooo.. # she told me she wears it and she sees nothin wrong in dat and I immediately viewed her picture b4 I replied her.... Immediately I saw her pix..# mouth sealed #

Even wit d way dey attack in order to defend, u can probably predict d kind of person dey really are

Mintayo: I dislike it too,ankles and waist!

God bless u my sister

remember007: . Yes its me,u got a problem?pls call 121

. U resemble one of dem for sure

remember007: . Hate me or love me,I can't off my chain cos of your as5

is dat not u in ur picture ? If truly u ar d one # mouth sealed #

chibwike: any girl that puts on that thing is possed by marine spirits

hahahahahahaha... Funny... Me no com knw dis one oooo

Alleluia: na now u just dey know?

u no bad at all to carry u go meet my mama

Now let's be sincere to ourselves... I have actually made my research and dats wat gives me bad impression towards dem.... To all those who claim to do it and see nothing wrong in it, okay I agree wit dat buh go and make ur research and check d kind of life dis ppl ar actually living... Dis poo sometimes define d kind of life dey live.. Check decent, reasonable and responsible ladies, did I say reasonable, decent and responsible ladies ? Ooooh yes !! .. .. I bet u wld hardly see dat poo on their ankle

angela98: Its called ankle bracelet not chain on the leg...I love it. It is fashionable and harmless. I have got a permanent one on my ankle. My man loves it and I love it too. Wearing an ankle bracelet does not depict, change or affect our personalities. We are who we are. Please try and change your negative perception about ladies who wear ankle bracelets so that you Dont miss out on genuine friendships.

. Do what ur man loves even if its odd

Ranchhoddas: are you that ugly? i jest! I jest!

no let dis babe para 4u oooo

virago: Having indiscriminate sex isn't a crime but would you support it if your sister was doing it. I don't have anything against anyone wearing anklets , having tattoos or piercing and it is none of my business if they wear them but what isn't good isn't good whether it be a crime or not. I don't do anklets , piercings or tattoos because they are unchristianly.

God bless u my sister... 1,000 likes 4u

Okontami: I really appreciate your view once more, it is a clear view of an average Nigerian (Self righteous) , who pursue and focus on the less important things of life. We as Nigerians have been mentally brutalized and abused that we find it very difficult to accept what we consider not the norm. Presentation is important and every dressing must be aligned to the occasion. So an interview in a corporate world aligns to the corporate dressing. Nevertheless, there are other industries that your adornments and exotic dressings may match .

And as for you referring to me as an armed robberjst to make a stance, I wld take it as a compliment... Thanks for dat

zicoraads: Young man, its you who needs to grow up. And I mean literally grow up. I just had to click on your profile and do you know the impression that I got, an armed robber or even a thug. Now I would think you should follow your own advice and stop dressing like that, since that is the 'impression' I got and in ur own words 'let's do away with things that gives pple false impression about us.'

Your mentality on the issue is so myopic and warped that its almost tilting towards self pity. You need a lot of exposure.

yes I repeat, we should do away wit thing dat gives people false impression bout us especially wen we ar guilty of such.. Wat kind of life ar u living exactly? I jst want to be sure cos I jst can't imagine myself exchanging words wit someone who thinks negatively... I wonder d kind of life u ar actually living behind d internet '' A negative mind can neva live a positive life.. You kind of sound intelligent but I can categorically say there's no room in u for wisdom