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ronald4lif:
Mama Bisi, 3bottles of odeku biko.

Tosyne.2much will offset the bills.

Bros, babes yapa for dis thread ooooo


Keep your eyes opened oooo

Oliviaarims:
Gay Alert! Ur ex is a "he" lol.

It has been modified


I hope you know you are the crush I'm talking bout ?

Mhizkel:
A Tosyne2much is a ''boi'' with high level of intelligence which is exhibited through the creation of informative, enlightening, and educative threads. Furthermore, each thread are listed in 10points. Hence, the name ''baba 10/10''.
Hope this little description helps?

hahaha


I feel hyped ooooo Mhizkel

In the society we live, it's completely normal for a guy to publicly discuss his se.xual prowess to the world and will be cheered and may even receive a standing ovation for that. But the ladies dare not. This is because we are in a society where ladies are rebuked, ridiculed, castigated and labelled all sort of names for publicly discussing their se.xual status. As a result of that they face, these have led many of our ladies into living a life of hypocrisy, deceit and pretence so as to appear decent and responsible to their spouse or interested "chairmen"

In recent days, many of our ladies resort to telling lies while some of them resort to using tightening creams and some other things which time will not permit me to mention, all in a bid to virgin-sam gullible guys.

Without wasting time, I shall mention the statements many non virgin ladies find very offensive


Note: This write-up only focuses on the statements that makes a proportion of non virgin ladies to get offended. It is NOT to discriminate against, or hype the virgins.

10 Statements Non Virgin Ladies Normally Find Offensive

1. Are you a virgin?

This question sounds inoffensive but I can assure you that the larger percent of our ladies will get offended by it. Some of them are usually very timid and uncomfortable answering this question and may get angry. When you start dating a lady and you take the courage to ask this question, she will give you a stern look, which will be interpreted as "I thought you said you love me?". This reminds me when I asked this same question and she began to narrate how she fell from a mango tree when she was primary 3 and she began to bleed. In other words, that was how she lost her virginity. *smh*

2. Virgin Ladies are more Respected by their partners than non-virgins

This particular statement makes them feel unworthy. You would also notice the 'regretful look' on their faces, wishing they never lost it

3. I want to Marry a virgin lady

Don't even utter this statement especially when you are in the midst of the female folks, or else, they will tag you a clown. However, when this statement is being uttered, ladies will begin to interrogate you with questions like "after you have defiled many ladies, now you want a virgin abi? "You really need to grow up"; "where will you see a virgin in this generation? Unless you go to the village

4. When were you Disflowered?

Another statement they find very offensive. They are most likely to give you a polite embarrassment of your life. The ones who are bold enough to answer that question will subtract 5 years from when the deed was done, and will tell you they lost it last year.

5. How many Guys have you got laid with?

This is a question that can end a relationship when asked (whether you wan to marry her on not), so endeavour to avoid asking such a question. It's either they tell you they only had it once with their ex who took advantage of their undying love and forcefully coerced them into sex. One once told me that she lost her virginity when she was having her bath ? She further said that she was washing beneath that region when her sponge accidentally slipped into her kitty-cat, and she began to bleed.

6. Virgin Ladies are Decent

Non virgin ladies detest when you place too much emphasis on virgin ladies praising or hyping them. This statement will make them feel they are worthless, hence, they get offended

7. Have you ever been Impregnated ?

This reminds me of a thread which graced the front page of nairaland few days ago. A dude and his proclaimed girlfriend engaged in an inquisitive conversation, only to ask her if she had ever been impregnated at a point in time. She got mad, walked out of him, stopped picking his calls and her interest in the relationship head on diminishing returns

8. When was the Last time you had Fun

In as much as this question is quite unnecessary, don't even dare ask if you don't want her to get offended. The ones who are bold enough to be outspoken will vehemently lie that it was 15 years ago

9. I cannot Marry a non-virgin Lady

This is a discriminating statement which is being uttered by some dudes. I trust that every non virgin lady will be offended by this statement


10. It's expected of you to add the last one

I drop my pen at this point

Original writer: Tosyne2much

feldido:
Du no why I find it hard to believe this story

Anyway it's a good story with some lessons.

refreshrate:
Pastor that when you knock on his door will ask "Who is there"? Is the person telling you who is ideal to marry

Meanwhile Tosin that stunt of going to women wey get belle page the other day?
Na after you don give woman belle you dey find pastor to tell you if na she be the one ni?

I just say make I bounce enter that region that day


Btw, I no sabi how dem dey take give woman belle

MzPecs:
Why shall I shy? "Am I not a people?"

Bout your question, I don't like showing myself in public so you just holla at me and we'll construct a practical that'll yield an answer to that question.

It's a two party thingy!

Oyah let's talk behind these walls


obiorathesubtle, don't quote me ooooo

obiorathesubtle:
oluwatosin.. Why you dy sexchat for here?

I say make I follow your footstep ni ooooo

francizy:
Pour her water...

Water ke ?

MzPecs:
obiorathesubtle should have an answer to this question.

Tell me jhooor. Don't be shy

mickky88:
my brother see ehn i pray make we never enter one chance o some girls pretend die infact they we not allow you to touch them and before you know it she be confim runs girl trying to do holy holy see ehn everything nah luck i swear

sampsondeen:
That she had sex on first date doesn't mean she ain't a good wife material

when a woman decides to have sex should not be a yardstick to measure if she is a wife material

MzPecs:
Tosyne2much so your brain is wet?

Wait first !! How do one make a lady wet? *just curious*

jonaifame22:
I agree wth you, she deleted most of the dry and annoying videos on my fone buh left all the mojo intact,and I catch her sometimes watching them on my fone

Genea:
u have to gaaaaaan cos d wedding is gonna b in yankee

I just hope you will not scare me away sha

Oliviaarims:
Some ppl rub it during harmattan or generally for dry skin. Others apply it on their pulse points to make their perfumes last longer. I used to have a classmate back in sec school who uses vaseline to polish his school shoes. Lol. Girls use it as a substitute for mascara sometimes.

Are we on the same page as regards the uses? Lol. Or there's sth else in ur head.

Well, you have stated virtually its uses


Diaris God oooooh

scriib:
Mehn!! These dudes.. 2 months ago you cut ponmo. Last month you cut fish. This month you're checking your badoo account in the cybercafe. 3 months ago okorocha bought akara.
A few weeks back amaechi passed through the airport and took a selfie . Lai mohammed did press up for us while bombs were killing people. Dino melaye drank expensive wine and reminded us of his cars some days ago.
Ah! I forgot that Ben bruce bought wrapper and stockfish for his village women. Above all our papa the president toured the world and later attended marriage owambe at atiku's mansion.
Meanwyl in other news fuel price is still 140. The economy is still crumbling. Workers are striking and salaries are about to be reduced. My boxers are dirty let me go and wash them

rheether:
This is getting out of hand. This stunt is no way longer interesting.

cuvox:
no wahala but you must name them today... where is wristbangle self?

Oliviaarims:
Vaseline? I've been wondering too o. It seems we are both clueless on that one.

I pray you don't know what it's used for

Genea:
dat money aint enof 2 buy my wedding gown

Nawa ooooooh !!!


I've got to hustle hard then

emmijes3:
. Hmmmm google is your friend.check

Telling me won't be bad you know?