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whitebone:
Congratulations!!

Abi nah

mitchyy:
I don't really know much about this but most preggie mamas have stomach pain during pregnancy as a result of the uterus lining stretching. If it becomes unbearable then she should see her doctor asap.
Also remind her to avoid lying on her back or tummy. She should practice lying on her side, especially the left side to aid blood flow.

Other more experienced mamas can torchlight the matter for you. She'll be fine

The same thing I wanted to say.. You saved me from typing stress

ahnie:
Lemmi crack my brain...ma'am.she cant start the tailorin lessons now,because,she needs tu be transportin herself tu the location.and she has tu pay for startment money(installations),if not full payment.2ndly...recharge charge z a no-no for now,cus,sinc no money z comin in now,she might use the aftersales money to finance some petty n financial needs.considerin she has her LO to tend to.so my best bet,z the okrika stuff.though it might b a little slow,but it has profit.with 15k she can go to aba,and handpicked some clothes,its cheaper there.but she has tu be an astute n shrew bizness woman,but friendly to entice customers.trust me,by the time,she goes to aba,with 15k,she 'll handpick correct office wears,n come back with a bag full ghana mustgo filled with correct office wears.pls wen the money starts rollin in,dont disrespect your husband o,i know its not easy for yu right now,but hold on.like my able snr lovinam said,its just a phase,it will surely pass away.

Hmmmm ! Nice one

bqlekan:
Thanks thanks thanks to all those who made my 2015 on here, Mhi.zkel for her friendship and support , mohf.idel for being a troublesome associate, tosyne.2much for his crazy threads, alls.myles for making me smile, moh.zzan for his brotherly advises, errrrrrrrm who again sef? elde.evee was there since day one, the duo of cha.rijee and jeffreyj.amez, God bless you all..

And miss.picy, I hope we get closer, come 2016... thank you all

Thanks biggest boss

theyrynsolar:
Happy new year ElD.eeVee, BUSH.HUNTER, tosyne.2much, soft.appless, Trap.news... You guys rock you've all made Nairaland worthwhile.. I pray the Good Lord of the most high throne grant you all your heart desires. We shall AL sing a new song in 2016. Love you all... I between you are all invited to my birthday Jan 9

Omoge to make sense

dollyjoy:

dollyjoy:
You are right op.

Guys really need to grow up!!

BishopManuel:
Lol.. u stomach dey sweet u abi... u dey really try na

Thanks jawe baba

BishopManuel:
Yeah.. this is it.. I was a normal post and comment reader(guest) before.. and I just love Topics from the romance section.. I stayed as a guest for years sha... not until I Saw A story "My 2go love story" by tosyne2much I loved the story like madt... buh since nairaland crashed dat time... It's nowhere to b found nw ... I had to register then to to drop a comment because the story was damn too good... that was wat triggered my registration on dis site... so tell me what made you Register to Nairaland?

Thanks boss.. God bless

emmijes3:
I was a guest for like a year, till I read a post by tosyne2much.I was impressed. Just had to register.

Woooow !!!


You made me feel so fly.. Could you remember the title of the thread?

funmijoyb:
I knw u dey smoke too lol

Does that make me unworthy?

oloyolo:
even if I support you in every other aspect, the weed part is just too judgemental I know guys who smoke weed, and they are very responsible in fact I know a senator that smokes weed he is very gentle and kind I know the man very well in and out. ohh and I smoke too, u need to see me my lips are not black
*lights a joint* walks out of thread*

Nice one baba

nurseafrica:
Most girlfriends these days start chooking from 12 when they are 18 the Hole is as open as swiss Canal, y I must marry a virgin, I hammer 1 fine curvy sister that day na psychological hammer I just de do upon say my dickk na my heavy D, I just de fill only breeze. TeamMarryVirgin

Roflwkmd


Baba, no carry virgin matter come here nah.. Abeg no intimidate the non virgins oooo

2odd:
make I come up with one good counter thread , the girls dey funny. they want you to do household chores yet b working ur ass off for their rent .

Atlantian:
poor people always justify their poverty status by finding consolation in equality at death. I am sorry to say, in life and in death, there is hierarchy.

voltron:
Beautiful.. you should see the grave my struggling neighbour built for his Grand-Dad in the village.. it is worth a complete 2 bed-room house. that no one will visit and criminals will use to stash their weapons and rats will find a home in

funmijoyb:
chill she's a lady nw..you have done what the op said you people shouldn't.

na god will save us frm dis naija males o
Lalast.iclala, se.un, ish.ilove, tosyne.2much, irun.obo

sammyj:
OP how do you know tosyne.2much falls within this category or have you tested him before

coolcharm:
Where is the disvirgining certificate?
Picture of the white stained bedsheet or...

Drchristian:
10. Lastly, boyfriend must be more of action than end time talkatives...who only knows how to see your mistakes without seeing theirs. tosyne2much will belong to this category.

11. He must be hygienic.

cheers.
Lalasticl.ala pls do justice

naijaboiy:

You don take the place of Wristbangle

Below are the categories of jobs that can make you age faster, hence, decrease you expiry date

Now, lemme keep the ball rolling

1 Categories Of Jobs That Can Decrease Your Life Span

1. Bricklaying

This should top the list. My research and evidence have shown that this job normally make men age faster. You will see a 40 year old man looking like a sexagenarian. This kind of job will definitely make you age fast and will decrease your life span.

2. Factory Works

I don't think I can ever do this kind of job. I have friends who are into this job. They are always complaining of the unbearable conditions that are attached to the job, even though some of them are highly paid, especially those ones that are on night shift. Sometimes you will see their adverts scribbled on walls, "Factory Workers Needed, N40, 000 per month"

3. Motor Boy (Pure water selling vans)

In the year 1982, I once worked as a motor boy for a pure water company. I almost lost my life to this job. Even though you are ill, it's not an excuse to be absent from work.

4. . Cement Offloaders

This work na die. Sometimes, I see some of these workers with two bags of cement on their heads and I begin to wonder if they have fixed shock absorbers to their necks. This kind of job will make you age faster.

5. Refuse and Sewage Works

Even though I can't do this job, I always have compassion on those Abo.kis each time I see them working under intense sun. However, they are always looking so dirty and tattered even after working hours.

6. Faeces Disposing

This remind me when I was working as a faeces packer, I almost lost my life to that job due to the stress associated with it. Both girlfriends and family members always complained of how old I was ageing more than my grandfather. I had no choice other than quit this job when my girlfriend started complaining that I was smelling "poo poo" even after working hours. This job is not the right prospect for a man that wants to live long.

7. Soldier

In recent days, news had it that Boko Haram have been dealing with our soldiers. This job doesn't guarantee a long life

8. Prostitution

A prostitute is a prostitute no matter how we try to embellish it with modernized names such as oloshos, runs babes or whatever. I just pity these hungry bastards who trade their kitty-cats in consideration for money or Iphone6. However, even though these ladies claim that their kitty-cats are well taken care of, I can't imagine myself bleeping them. Even though some of may look prettier than Angelina Jolie, I can assure you that it doesn't make them free from diseases. The life of both prostitutes and the patronizers are at stake

9. Website Moderating

I always credit the effort of site moderators, especially the moderators of one of the best Forums in Nigeria, Nairaland; who are always online at odds hours to moderate and send defaulters to jail even when many of us are already snoring. Sometimes, I ask myself "do Lalasticlala, Mynd44, Obinoscopy and Fynestboi ever have time to bleep their girfriends when their girlfriends are dying of konji?"

10. You are expected to add the last one


May God help us all


I drop my pen at this point

Original writer: Tosyne2much

Donmichaelz:
and u got 188 likes from non virgins..lol,make Una dey console Una self

hahahaha roflwkmd


Imagine oooo !! Me wey be OP just garner 35 likes

Kazrem:
I thought it was you until when I opened the thread.

I go drop my own dis evening

bayonino:
same here too

Na how I go marry dey my mind, no be the marriage of these perverted celebrities dey my mind