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Henrygreat212:
please lets impact more here than to abuse Plz!! most of topics here are great to lift and help us all to the next level of our life's....
We should all write with decorum...
I rape all the LADIES boldly, squarely and directly tackling this topic...
U' GIRLS ROCK!!!

Nice one boss

ronald4lif:
Well, true I've just encountered one but I didn't mean it literally when I said 'they'. That was an allegorical speech.

How can I complain there are no virgins when I've buttressed I don't like dating one? Certainly that was unrelated to my posture and affirmation on the topic in discuss.

Mind you, you never could tell what would happen.


I see you taking a virgin down the aisle bro

catso:
There are two realms in this life we are in: 1. The Physical, which is wat every living being have access to 2. The Spiritual, which is only accessible to only those that consciously seek it.
One realm has a supreme control over the other. Nothing happens in d day/physical that was not been pre-determined in the spiritual.
The question is; why do u think people seek after spiritual power? The rich and influential, even politicians after having strong political powers, some religious leaders not left behind.
Nothing happens physically without a spiritual connection.

esonuu:
One part of me doubts the authenticity of dis story,a jealous spiritual hubby cum serpent wil bite and disappear ASAP, 2ndly, did u remove ur boxer,trouser and sat on d floor wit a bare ass? Na u be babe? Ur trouser no get zip?. .mehn, if dis story is true,u get mind oo cos if i sleep wit a gul,no church or prayer for two/three days cos of guilt let alone doing dat rubbish within church premises,e go do me like say thunder go strike me from heaven

Bwhhahahahahahahaha roflwkmd lmao


See as I don use laf wake my people for house

janvier27:
Why is it not OP's spiritual wife that is angry. Seems it's only women that have spiritual husbands. OP, it just happened you were doing the wrong thing at the wrong place.

kobonaire:
Another senseless thread written by a social misfit .. please where is the thread on runs girls ... I find that more entertaining

Small small bro


We no get beef nah

lordprosh:
Nyc1. I remember askin one of m EX (to annoy her tho).. "Who took ur virginity".. Oboy.. She CHANGE!!!
Mehn she cry ehn.. Her tears pass river Niger.. The NXT day na my best nigga call me dy say "but prosh u 4ck up na, Y u dy ask dat kind question, I knw say u wan break up buh dat style to harsh".

I somtimes wonder y dey hate dz questions

tjskii:
, choi I just dey laff like fool for office, hahahaha, so d snake bit u on d butt, hehehehekikiki, u dis nl people will not kee mee with ur tales, choi right on d hineyy , hahaha

whirlwind7:
Not supporting or condemning your doing a quickie with a stranger, however the only part of the narrative I think ridiculous is this:

The only person i finally told the true of what transpired was a man of God; whom after praying, disclosed to me that the strange girl has a jealous spiritual husband who is a serpent. So the snake that bit me wasn't ordinary.

Trust me, even if you were not bitten by a snake, and you confess this escapade to your MOG someday, he will probably still tell you that the lady was a spirit, or some bullshyte.

Sex is sex, be it at home, work, on the road, in the bush, in your car, on your roof....The only difference here is you invaded a reptile's privacy, and it struck back at you. You were in a village, bushes everywhere, and snakes hide in bushes, and it was night too...

If you guys had been in a hotel room in the city and a snake appeared to join up for a thre3some, I could have bought your pastor's tale.

TaiKuun:
haba, i agree with your conclusion, but regarding the blood issue, you might barely even notice it at all. Sometimes, just a stain on the bedsheet. Unless Na sword you take disvirgin am

Highcuerayte:
That is why i said Nigerians understanding of the world salvation is wrong.

Salvation simply put is getting you recreated to do more good than wrong. As you walk with Christ in Faith you begin to see the possibility of doing good always. Salvation is all about moral perfection.

adefizzy:
I don't think we can find a virgin on d surface of this earth because those that call themselves virgins av done all form of sex, d only thing dey haven't done is to get d penetration into dt spot.

I'm inclined to subscribe to the bolded.. Nice on boss

Kookny:
Next time bro, it's "deflower(ed)" and not "disflower(ed)"

I used to think it was "disflower"


I just checked my dictionary now.. You taught me something today. Thanks so much

Moz22:
This is baseless..so sorry to say. I have had instances whereby d girl tells d guy to send tfare for her to travel to d guy's place..its a matter of choice. Afterall its not like d guy dey use afoshe or the girl has been charmed or whatsoever..so this topic is fruitless

bwhahahahhaa roflwkmd lmao


Bros, see as I dey burst laf here.. You funny I swear

DamselH33:
The experienced ones were once virginz
NB: if you wanna marry a non~virgin make sure you are more experience than her

AyamConfidence:
Its immature....i dont do that it doesnt make sense to me

Egbon u sef dey here ni?

MsGlobalwonder:
What of "gaffe"? I thought it was French too. Thanks Op for sharing.

haywire07:
Op shut up! I say shut up!!
Who told you all dis rubbish ,u re writing.
How chat one take sweet if u don't talk about all dis?

The only question that can annoy her is "hope the hole won't be too wide for me"

Ab025:
@tosyne2much

Prof, kindly differentiate o cos in naija, we have primary, secondary and tertiary virgins.

Kindly specify which one you are referring to.

We are talking about chasis oooo bro

Oliviaarims:
Troll alert!!!

Will you marry me?

BishopManuel:
Checked ur profile just nw... misspicy.. oni ori okunrin gan ooo.. .wanted to follow b4 buh twill b like adding water to the ocean ni

Baba, omo yen ni ori okunrin gan ooooo


Only God will save her

cherryice:
wasnt talking to you maam

Richy4:
If she is confident of who she is, she will not be moved by this nonsense.

The guy that did this really need Christ

coolhamid:
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Bwhahahahahahaha roflwkmd


Bro, you made my nyt with this comment hahahahaha

tpetos:
Congrats to d winner...ABU
i mst say both team did great...to Poly IB peepz...U guyz rock!
tis been great reading thru d submissions.

nd to #oliviaarims nd #tosyne.2much...i pray dts d only uses of vaseline U know oooo, nd if U guys re hiding jst 1 oda use U know...den God save U frm ur lieing attitude!

Freemanan:
TOSYNE2MUCH AND WRISTBANGLE

Put this Op in mind when compiling all your negative lists..... Omo ale jati jati

Oliviaarims:
Crush, really? # blushing# So, u're not gay. Lol.

Tomorrow, I will open a thread to profess my undying love

Harbosede02:
Tosyne.2much..... Chai!!!



U offend me o



Congratulations anyways

MzPecs:
Where is the parry holding at?

It's holding in my bedroom