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Romance › Re: 10 Statements Ladies Make To Scare Guys When They Initiate Sex by tosyne2much(op): 6:25pm On Nov 16, 2015
jejemanito:
wristbangle is tosyne2much
Tosyne2much is wristbangle
Quote me Anywhere
Hahaha. You must be sleeping on a moving bicycle cheesy
Romance › Re: 10 Statements Ladies Make To Scare Guys When They Initiate Sex by tosyne2much(op):
Aminat508:
shocked
Na every joystick related thread dem dey always see you.


Let's do a survey cool


Guys, click LIKE if you think this lady likes joystick
Romance › 10 Statements Ladies Make To Scare Guys When They Initiate Sex by tosyne2much(op):
Whether you are her boyfriend or not, either way, in as much as you are making intimate advances for the first time, you are likely to hear one of the points that will be listed below.

Mind you, I'm not promiscuous in any way. I was only able to hear these statements before I gave my life to Christ cheesy

Lemme keep the ball rolling cool

10 Statements Ladies Make To Scare Guys When They Initiate Sex

1. I never knew this was the reason why you have been bothering my life with your calls and text messages. I used to think you different from other guys out there. I remember vividly when one told me "Tosyne, from your looks, I used to think you are a cool and gentle dude. Now I know that looks can be deceiving cheesy

2. I know that you will not take me serious after getting what you are looking for

3. It's not like I don't love you, just that I'm scared of guys. Promise me you will not leave me.

4. I know that you will later go about telling your friends what happened behind the closed doors

5. What do you think you are doing ?

6. Is this why you invited me here?

7. I don't think I'm ready for this

8. So this is your definition of love ? So this is what you want me to use to prove my love for you?

9. Do you think what you are doing is right before God ?

10. Don't you think it's too early for this?


Feel free to add yours

Have fun cool

Original writer: Tosyne2much
Source: http://tosyne2much..com/2015/11/whether-you-are-her-boyfriend-or-not.html
Health › Re: 10 Important Places To Note When Having Your Bath. by tosyne2much(m): 4:31pm On Nov 16, 2015
ikorodureporta:
i fit advise u.......use soap rob am undecided
Or aboniki balm cheesy
Romance › Re: Housewife Dies In Lover’s House while Man Loses Life In Brothel. by tosyne2much(m): 1:44pm On Nov 16, 2015
damton:
I no believe say person fit die on top woman if not any fetish or voodoo things involved.
This has been wondering me for a very long time


Sometimes, I ask myself, "is it possible to die during sex without any diabolic attack attached
Health › Re: 10 Important Places To Note When Having Your Bath. by tosyne2much(m): 1:33pm On Nov 16, 2015
EmmaFantastic:
Very fine. Guess you arel too.
Yeah I'm doing just fine . Na just sch wahala *sighs*
Health › Re: 10 Important Places To Note When Having Your Bath. by tosyne2much(m): 1:22pm On Nov 16, 2015
EmmaFantastic:
grin grin grin grin grin Tosin, she's only trying to help grin grin
Long time my biggest boss cheesy

How's work bro?
Romance › Re: 6 Things That Happen Before/during The Christmas Period by tosyne2much(m): 1:16pm On Nov 16, 2015
GP2015:
I'm not tosyne2much pal. But if you think I'm close to writing creatively like that genius. I'm truly honored grin
Ooooooh !!! I feel honoured bro


Btw, nice write-up bro
cool
Romance › Re: Who Is Nairaland King Of Yanching? by tosyne2much(m): 12:57pm On Nov 16, 2015
Emodeee:
I fink it should be tosyne2much.
Unfortunately, I have never bleeped a nairalander b4 tongue
Health › Re: 10 Important Places To Note When Having Your Bath. by tosyne2much(m):
Aminat, you are not to decide how I should wash my joystick cool
Romance › Re: Looking For A Matured Guy Who Is Ready To Settle Down by tosyne2much(m): 11:10pm On Nov 15, 2015
utenwuson:
so that u ll come up with " top ten reason y gurls should ask guys out?"
hahahahaha cheesy


Badt guy cheesy
Romance › Re: Is It Normal Not To Be Invited To Your Girlfriend's Birthday Party!! by tosyne2much(m): 9:54pm On Nov 15, 2015
BuddhaPalm:
She is not really your girlfriend at this point. Likely just using you for accommodation.

Or not proud of you.
Gbaaaam !!!


Abeg wetin u dey drink ? cool
Romance › Re: Is It Normal Not To Be Invited To Your Girlfriend's Birthday Party!! by tosyne2much(m):
OP, first and foremost, the suitable title for this thread is, My Girlfriend Didn't Invite Me To Her Birthday Party, Is It Normal ?


Back to the topic

OP, at this point, I don't think you need a prophet to tell you that your girlfriend decided not to invite you just to signal to you that what you can't do, others will


Her reason as to why she didn't invite you holds no water. Even at club house, you would see people there sipping their Maltina, Coca Cola and other soft drinks

OP, my advice is that, henceforth, I'm not necessarily saying you should dump your girlfriend but be very careful and tactical with the person you call your friend. Such a lady has something up her sleeves


But wait oooo bro, why u dey co-habit with babe wey you never marry?


OP, repent for hell fire is a respecter of nobody cool
Romance › Re: Looking For A Matured Guy Who Is Ready To Settle Down by tosyne2much(m): 7:43pm On Nov 15, 2015
OP, send me a PM let's talk behind the walls cool
Politics › Re: 2015 Election: Jonathan Should Have Sacked Partisan Jega – Okupe by tosyne2much(m): 7:28pm On Nov 15, 2015
palladin:
The b.astard speaks. Let the i.diots concur.
Two bottles of schnapps for you jawe cheesy
Politics › Re: You Have 7 Days To Bring Out Buhari’s Certificate – Group Tells Defence Minister by tosyne2much(m): 7:22pm On Nov 15, 2015
Buhari's certificate or not, I don't even care at all. I'm after his positive influence NOT certificate


Nobody should quote me cool
Christianity Etc › Re: Can A Soldier Go To Heaven? by tosyne2much(m): 4:31pm On Nov 15, 2015
sukkot:
a soldier in the human army is in a delusion. can two walk together except they be agreed ? what business has light with darkness ?

so can a soldier make heaven ? no. his being in the army is punishment by God. God takes you to places where you will suffer well well as punishment for sins and the army is one of those places because your eye go see pepper if you are an infantry man lol


so your being in the army and killing people means you are wicked and God is using your wickedness for his own benefit. all those who you killed had to get killed anyway but God used you to do it

proverbs 16 vs 4 The Lord hath made all things for himself: yea, even the wicked for the day of evil.
I don't agree with you one bit. However, there are exceptions to everything in life and these exceptions are not limited to God's kingdom

The duty of a soldier to be a custodian protecting the society from external attacks and aggression. However, soldiers are expected to kill enemies planning to kill the people they are meant to protect

Personally, I believe a soldier can make heaven if he obeys God's words and doesn't torture or kill unjustly.

Kindly ask yourself this question, if a thief wants to kill you and you are smart enough to kill him first, does that make you a candidate of hell ?
Family › Re: Who Else Has This Kind Of Mum? by tosyne2much(m): 3:55pm On Nov 15, 2015
This is the perfect example of my mum cheesy
Romance › Re: 8 Qualities Of Lazy And Frustrating Girlfriends by tosyne2much(m): 2:00pm On Nov 15, 2015
Sanguine:
Don't mind this Original Poster and his crew! They meet and relate with the wrong kinda girls and then they end up making very incoherent hasty generalisations. Lord have Mercy!
And who are the crew of the OP ?


Just curious cool
Romance › Re: 8 Qualities Of Lazy And Frustrating Girlfriends by tosyne2much(m): 10:56am On Nov 15, 2015
Abbykem:
. Oooo jawe
btw, you look take away wink


#no-woman-wrappering#
Romance › Re: 8 Qualities Of Lazy And Frustrating Girlfriends by tosyne2much(m): 8:58am On Nov 15, 2015
Abbykem:
hmmmmmm toooo
You comment made me sigh ni jawe cheesy
Romance › Re: 8 Qualities Of Lazy And Frustrating Girlfriends by tosyne2much(m): 10:40pm On Nov 14, 2015
sammieee:
Who told so? Maybe cus you only date teenage girls. 60% of matured ladies be like 80% what my guy posted. For a lady to be telling u that she can't sweep d floor and even wash cloth for u or anyone including herself given excuses that there is washing machine. I have dated one that even say to me that even if she born pikkin for me that for 3 month na my mother will be washing her cloth and my pikkin cloth ... So what are u talking about that it's only teen that does that. You better go village and marry, give her education and she will learn and submisive
Hahaha cheesy

Egbon na to pick race sure pass oooo
Romance › Re: 8 Qualities Of Lazy And Frustrating Girlfriends by tosyne2much(m): 10:35pm On Nov 14, 2015
Abbykem:
. E no pain me oo. Just wondering the kind of human beings you guys are grin
hmmmmm !!! cheesy
Romance › Re: 8 Qualities Of Lazy And Frustrating Girlfriends by tosyne2much(m): 10:14pm On Nov 14, 2015
GogobiriLalas:
So true, some women are even too lazy to get wet; they try constantly to get their men to do the house chores while they complain of aching nails and false eye lashes.
Hahahha roflwkmd lmao cheesy
Romance › Re: 8 Qualities Of Lazy And Frustrating Girlfriends by tosyne2much(m): 10:11pm On Nov 14, 2015
Our5k:
"Qualities of lazy and frustrating girlfriends" - is that grammatically correct?
Whether it's grammatically correct or not, at least use ur initiative to interpret the meaning cool
Romance › Re: The Journey Of The Boomba Master....My Experience With A Girl From Nairaland! by tosyne2much(m): 8:53pm On Nov 14, 2015
Aminat508:
Na tosyne2much carry me come here jare angry
Aminat508 tongue
Romance › Re: HELP! I Slapped My Girlfriend! by tosyne2much(m): 7:34pm On Nov 14, 2015
kaziblake:
isn't it overrated
I think it's not overrated for those who have found the right person cool
Romance › Re: 10 Reasons You Should Never Date Or Marry A Fat Girl Or Woman by tosyne2much(m): 7:05pm On Nov 14, 2015
I dey come cool

Typing ...........
Romance › Re: HELP! I Slapped My Girlfriend! by tosyne2much(m): 4:25pm On Nov 14, 2015
kaziblake:
Gone through a lot in relationships,just me and my phone for now
Eeeeehyah !!! I know how you feel dear

Sometimes, you will feel like "this love of a thing is overrated"
Romance › Re: HELP! I Slapped My Girlfriend! by tosyne2much(m): 2:20pm On Nov 14, 2015
kaziblake:
yes,i ran for my dear life,Becos from slap to.....
I hope you have now found someone who doesn't treat you like poo ?
Romance › Re: HELP! I Slapped My Girlfriend! by tosyne2much(m): 1:37pm On Nov 14, 2015
kaziblake:
I remember when my boyfriend slapped me,i left him immediately he apologised for 2month before I accepted cos I still loved him after about 4month he slapped me again dis time I left him for good...
Oooh really ?
Romance › Re: The Journey Of The Boomba Master....My Experience With A Girl From Nairaland! by tosyne2much(m): 1:11pm On Nov 14, 2015
doctorEkene:
Miss tiffany am no hunter, just a guy making friends

U too can be my friend

Business friend kiss
Egbon, which one be business friend again ? Na ur mission we wan hear oooo cheesy

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