₦airaland Forum

Mariojane:
Instead of a proper greeting they use 'whatsup' 'sup' 'baby' to start a chat.

IBBG:
the bosses of romanceland don show. wristb.angle n tosyne.2much I dey hail o.

missyadorable:
They pass unnecessary compliments " you look beautiful,Fine girl,etc"

They are fond of calling ladies "Dear,My Love,Sweet heart"even when they don't know them

geni340:
most times, big boobs are difficult to manage, grabbing and handling them may nt be easy & in frustration, guys end up chewing off our tips. E don tire me#

Mznaett:
Dating material wey go soon wear&tear bah? Isoorite

Dey dia make pant dey wear u

Onyiridike:
It depends on what you mean by the phrase "Husband Material".

I am a woman but 90% of Nigerian young ladies are not marriagable.

I have many of them in my neighbourhood who have been brainwashed by the scenes they watch in Nigerian and foreign movies and yet their brains are not clean enough to understand that movies are mere fiction.

What do you have to say about a girl who is yet to pass SSCE (even in a miracle center), doesn't know how to cook, can't handle any domestic chores and also very rude. And yet she will tell you that a promising young man is NOT her type? I simply told her that God will give her her type and she was very angry because she is actually a very bad type.

A lady who sleeps around with different men just to make ends meet will look down on a struggling young man (a fresh unemployed graduate) and tell you that he is not her class.


I M O!

I'm forced to quote you... You are a lady of intelligence

Mznaett:
EXCEPTION fire!

tunnamania11:
Na pillow you wan use am do?

CUMPOLICE01:
You are indeed a story teller.
Cute.hector, gur,gle, misscla,ssy, tosyn,e2much, iam,legend1 come nd read

Blazinraj01:
Yes we are lol. I've read lots of stories in the literatur section and they are always about guys.

This one is very interesting


Enjoy reading

NOBODYY:
Nigerians eat practically everything they kill...
Next thing You'll hear is "soup don Land"

Blazinraj01:
Finally, a story from a girl that I can relate to Nice one OP. I'm expecting the rest

JimiCoker:
# She'll fυck you like she's epileptic then when you marry her, she's suddenly always too tired, or has headache or doesn't feel fresh 'down there'.
# Eats half plate of rice on dates when single, then steadily demolishes 4 bowls of eba when married.
# Wears skimpy micro mini outfits with Brazilian hair when single, then mutates into a dowdy burlap sack-wearing ogress, with matted dada covered in cobwebs.

sapiosexual1:
Only men seem to feel dizzy after sex cos more often than not, it's only the man who ejaculates.
What happens during ejaculation? Blood shunts from all parts of the body, ( including the brain) to the Pelvis. This is to cater for the force and intensity of cum . When this happens. the brain doesn't get its fair supply of glucose (through the blood) and so it responds by systematically 'shutting down '. This comes in form of sleep. Ladies have learnt to take advantage of this period by making their pressing demands cos immediately after ejaculation, the guy is half intelligent and would most likely acceed to her request.
Op, you think only guys feel dizzy cos you haven't brought your girl to the point of cumming. If you give her a powerful cum, she sure would rest in ur arms for a long while after sex and prolly doze off. Don't ask me, am used to it.

Mznaett:
Lemme jor!

How U c dz topic btw? E enter abi e no enter?

Abimbolaile:
okay...use that excuse to keep your children at home

hmmmm

XaintJoel20:
This article is very timely. May your only never run dry...

Mznaett:
I so much love this thread
OBSERVATION:

ladies are happy devouring the topic like their lives depend on it lol

As for d guyz: No joy at all on their part. D tin pain dem wella hahahaha

Lalasti.cala stroll enter here biko cuz we don tire for Tosyne.2much and Wrist.bangle wahala

Wetin Tosyne2much do ?

charijee:
Ain't giving you no break! !.... you know as well as I do that you're not being sincere here.... are you a misogynist?