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piicity:
K. Missclassy ke,wouldn't like to miss it.How do you choose the person you dey interview sef

E dey easy na



Just inform the hosts by sending a mail to one of them

loomer:
Tosin! Tosin!! Tosin!!!
How many times I call u?

Na three times ooooo

Omotayor123:
present..


But why can't I have you two

Omotayor123:
Ehm.... ehm..

I dey come.. Make I chop finish.


I for invite you but u No dey fast

Omotayor123:
Chai.. Actually na u & Teeboy15 I dey crush for



he he he!!!!

You can't have two husbands you know?, so pick one once and for all

KELVINXY:
T.R.U.T.H ..,
Op beta get ready to run for ur life,cos ur case might be like the case of Jesus.

No be today we don dey cope with bashing as long as e no commot flesh for my body



If Jesus Christ was crucified then who the hell am I ?

iamkingzlee:
Hahahaha. Tosyne don come again. Nice writeup mahhn

Bros mi I hail u, sire

Omotayor123:
NICE. one.. I'm crushing ooo

If I hear

Abeg no let those boys use cutlass dey chase me oooo

henrylowe:
Creativity at its peak


Tosyne2much my surest parley..sometimes I ask myself that how do you think all these and put it into writing

Hahaha


Baba, na just God jawe



To each his own gifts and talents

You may call this female bashing thread, but that does not stop it's the bitter truth in its unclothedness


My encounter with both of them has made me understand they are both synonymous in nature.

Without wasting time. Now let's analyze what these people share in common


1. Late Coming Attitude

If there's a robbery operation somewhere and you inform the police to come take charge, they will come immediately the robbers must have gone and will start firing guns, tear gas and will start arresting pedestrians. To the ladies, you invite them on a date and they will show up when the waiters are almost driving you out of the eatery\hotel


2. They Are Indecisive

Yes they are both indecisive. Take for example, policemen arrested you for something you were not guilty of, and they swore with their lives that not even President Buhari will make them let go off you. They same people will later reach an agreement with you on a condition that you should endeavour to dance to their tune. To the Ladies, they may be dating a guy and they must have sworn with their lives that only death can separate them. The same ladies will dump your ass for a guy the barely know probably because of his financial standings

3. They Become Unnecessarily Friendly To The Rich

We don't need T. B Joshua to tell us that, these people love money to the extent that, If you are that broke guy aspiring to be the best amongst your equals. Even if you are a PhD holder and you are poor, these people can make you attempt suicide because they are quick to ridicule and mouth trash you even if you are on your right; but the moment they notice you are rich, they will start laughing hysterically at every word that comes out of your mouth, even if you are as boring as Bob Manuel Udoku


4. They Are Both At Receiving End

Just we know that our policemen men are always at the receiving end, so are our ladies. Take for example, a policeman visits you; he expects you to at least squeeze some naira notes into his pocket, and when you visit him; he still expects you to do the same. So are many ladies too. When they visit you they expect you to pay for their fare, else, they tag you "Stingy guy", and when you visit them, they will expect you to at least drop some amount of money as per se you be guy

5. They Easily Suspect A person And Jump To Conclusion

I guess you might have at a point in time been harassed by policemen who had no evidence against you, yet inflicted pains on you. Take for example, you drove your pop's car and policemen stopped you at the junction. After presenting the documents of the car to them and conspicuously, they found out that the car actually belongs to your dad not you. They will still keep insisting that you actually stole the car. To the ladies, they will read your chat history and quickly presume you are dating a lady who enjoys chatting with you, even without seeing flirtacious messages


6. They Are Easily Deceived

Yes ladies and policemen always claim they are too smart to be deceived, but I can tell you that If you know your way, you can deceive them and throw them into a state of discombubation


7. They Are Not Appreciative In Nature

By default, both of them are not appreciative. Why I said both of them are not appreciative in nature is that, if you give a policeman a sum of money today, and you refuse to give them money tomorrow, he will never remember that you actually gave him some money yesterday. To the ladies, they believe that every favour done to them is your duty as a man. You may give a lady some millions of naira today, if she picks up quarrel with you tomorrow, she may start saying " what have you even done that a man has not done before?"


8. They Flirt

The syndrome of flirting runs in the veins of both of them. A policeman will at the end of working hours chill at a local pepper soup joint flirting with ladies who are old enough to be his daughter. To the ladies, they may have boyfriends but will still be flirting under the cloak of "I can not put all my eggs in one basket"

9. They Operate Effectively At Night

Yes they operate effectively at night. You will see police road block @ night stopping trailers and vehicle to get money from them, so as some ladies who display their body @ night waiting for sugar daddies to parade them. Aren't they synonymous ?


10. Fell free to add yours


Have fun


Written by Tosyne2much


Source: http://tosyne2much..com/2015/06/10-similarities-between-nigerian-ladies.html

Omotayor123:
Is that you at profile pix

Teeboy15:
Tuale baba

chibwike:
tosyne hw fr nw.. he you dey take manage that ur blog

Baba, na small small bro



Still undergoing construction

redgem:
I'm fine...good morning, how are you doing?

redgem:
Are you sure?

Tosyne2much stop peeping

Hey what's up bae ?

redgem:
Are you sure?

Tosyne2much stop peeping

Hey what's up bae ?

ronald4lif:
Haha! It's easier for me to trek from Lagos to Abuja than to agree Tosyne doesn't know much about sex.

Hahahahah roflwkmd lmao



See as I dey tear laff here

Teempakguy:
adonbilivit.

Ehn ehn


Na wetin u feel abi ?

agarawu23:

agarawu23:
na Aminat , you want ?

I wish I could, only be say Aminat508 eyes don tear reach back, but na novice me dey find

ZeezaRapture:
wow! U've shown your true colour. Okay no p.