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otunsman:
Who ever tell them churches can provide all these?Even pastors depend on church goers offerings and tithes for a living.Or they think it's God that dropped pastor oyedepo 7 private jets from heaven?Frankly speaking,majority of the wealthy men in Nigeria got their money by crooks.

Evansmogul:
Those dt only attend church to avoud neighbours lukin dem one kind eye...Eckankar 2dy, Synagogue 2moro


anytin 10, leave am 4 Tosyne. out in Bookshop nationwide soon

bros i hail oooo!

Baba, I wan upgrade my ministry go top 20

ednut1:
stick to romance ogbeni, the pple who ran after jesus for miracles nko

So u no want me for Religion section ?

Dani4tech:
Must everything be cateGOrised ? ...waiting for the Mosque version

Bro, you should do a counter thread



Mosque version to the precise

guttentag:
@tosyne2much you don spoil CHURCH Biz today..lol


what about Peeps Going to pray for Maga to Pay?

Hahaha



Broda mi, me I no come know wetin u dey talk about oooo

steppin:
Oga Op, which one u dey?

Oga, me no follow join the list ooooo

chiefololade:
10. People that want to make front page on nairaland

Hahaha


Funny dude



Could you pls further elucidate on that ?

Fourwinds:
Tosyn2.much u be king Solomon great grand child ooo. Wisdom just dey follow u everywhere. Happy Sunday

Broda mi, I just dey pray make God increase me in knowledge, so I go fit dine with great men

demmy0325:
Bros... Una don reach here..

U should know that Tosyne is everywhere

In recent time, circumstances surrounding people has made them into running helter skelter looking for what was not lost.

Go back to forty years ago, and you would see that many people now worship God for benefit, comfort and other selfish reasons.

Now, let's meet the kinds of people that run from one church to another


10 Categories Of People That Run From Church To Another For Miracles

1. Ladies who are looking for the fruit of the Womb

I think this should top the list. Just because some on them can not withstand the pressure being mounted on them by their husbands' relatives for their inability to bear child(ren), they move from one churches to another for miracle


2. Men who are desperate to get Rich

I mean who doesn't want to have good financial standing? Despite the fact that I'm still that broke guy eating from hand to mouth; the thought of attending every church programme for financial breakthrough irks me a lot. The Bible has made us understand that we can be the pastor of ourselves, so why woul d I run from a white garment church to Apostolic, from Mfm to Catholic and so on, at the expense of financial breakthrough. Never !!!

3. Ladies who are desperately in need of Husbands

I'm a living witness of this. I have seen ladies join a unit in the church, but I can tell you that the propelling motive behind this, is not because they really want to serve or know more of God, but to increase their chances of getting finding who will ask them for hand in marriage; and when their aim is achieved, they wave goodbye to the church. To those who can't join work force, they run from one church to another for marital breakthrough


4. Those who see every Challenge as Spiritual[/b]

Let's not deceive ourselves here, not every problem that happens to a man is spiritual. As a matter of fact, there are even less spiritual problems than physical, just that people seem to see every challenge, encounter and temptation as spiritual, when in fact, it's not. However, those who have no direction and lack priorities see every challenge as spiritual, therefore, they run from one church to another to breakthrough

5. Unserious Students

Here at The Federal Polytechnic, Ado-Ekiti; I have met with quite a few number of students who at the mention of academic breakthrough/prevalence, will start running helter skelter. The funniest thing is that, you will never see these people at seminars, orientations and many more programmes that can be of impact or widen their horizon

6. Those who are low in Faith.

Take it or leave it, people who run from one church to another are actually those who are low in faith. They barely attend a church for two months, off they zoom to another church when they notice that there's delay in answer to the prayers


7. Those with low self esteem

As a student, sometimes a take garri as breakfast but when I see friends with good financial standings eating something better. I just silently speak to God to please enlarge my coast and change my standard of living. That is not a good reason to run from one church to another because I want to compete with my friends


8. Those who have misplaced priorities

I have seen friends who have switched churches just because they heard that, there are so many rich men in a particular church. However, off they go just to come in contact with important personnel in the church

9. Who are desperate to get Jobs

I don't have much to say about this. All I know is that some of these people are also part of what this discourse


10 Those who don't know how Christianity works


Yeah so many people go to churches but only a few number of them know how it really works. However, some of them seem not to understand that Jesus is everywhere. You need not travel miles away before you meet him



Written by: Tosyne2much


Source: http://tosyne2much..com/2015/06/in-recent-time-circumstances.html

engees001:
minister of 10list at it again!...makin sense tho

ICEMAN:
Dear Op you're a Genius. This is one of the best articles on Nairaland i 2015! Seun give this man an award!

Thanks jawe broda mi

lucky032:
Guy,You are very funny so off all people,you chose to tag bob emmanuel boring

No mind me jawe my bro

MizMyColi:
I would love to reply you, and possibly engage in a debate.....

But,
I came here solely to read comments

Pls engage in a debate MizMyColi




I actually enjoy seeing you argue

AreaFada2:
A bit of generalisation. But the unappreciative "wetin you do wey another man never do before" cracked me up. Like when her female friend says she just got 250k alert from her boyfriend/sugardaddy.

Teespice:
her we go again
o ga oooooo. ten this and ten that.
una no dey tire ni.

Dem no dey tire oooooo


Abeg help me follow dem talk ooooo

Swagk101:
Seconded

Thirded !!!

Mcowubaba:
i don talk am b4...dat babe d work 4 nairaland Server...
But jokes apart, she maynt actually be jobless, maybe she is on maternity leave or waiting 4 admission, Nysc, Canadian Visa , or Buhari's 5k welfare package, u never can tell..
@topic....oga Toshne..u wicked oo...hw u go compare our ladies with our police..hahaha...

No just mind me jawe

mubarak001:
They both ask what did you bring for us?.

Na so baba

evesdon4u:
No be only "fell free to add your own"...

Anything that does not seem right in that write-up is nothing but typo


Mind you, that thread was impatiently composed within an hour

iamkingzlee:
for real!!! It's like something you can do!!!!

Ehne ehn


*Mouth sealed*

funmijoyb:
so u have talent in ladyology. u wont graduate

As far as life is concerned, learning never ends

Walkopet:
[color=#006677]Ure On point tosyne2much, 2bottles of chilled trophy for u, with bush meat, cos na wetn we dey take mostly for ado be dat.[/color]

Baba thanks jawe



How u dey?

carzola:
First lady of nairaland.... your level of joblessness can feed africa.

Hahahaha roflwkmd

iamkingzlee:
For a second, i tought you NLjega. But now, you showed up *sighs

oooooh !!! Seriously ?

Aminat508:
ok sir

yorubaboiy:
egbon have interviewd rockst.ation bfore./?