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adeh39:
Lol

BORING GUY:

1) HE DOES THE SAME THINGS, SAY THE SAME WORDS OVER AND OVER AGAIN.....* That d lady knows the words by heart*

2) HE DOESN'T TAKE THE GIRL OUT, *I mean to different places, you don't have to spend all your money before satisfying your Gf*

[s] 3) HE'S BORING IN THE ROMANTIC ASPECT TOO *I dont really need to explain this* [/s]


Jeez I'm not really good in explaining things like this

[s] I think Tosyne2much can explain better [/s]

I don't know what you are talking about

tzoracle:
Thanks a lot

I wan learn work from u

Insidous:
That is because I am a witch

She may prove you wrong you know

Aminat508:
tosin morimu e, ete sonu...

Ehn ehn

Insidous:
Hehe. ...She is not interested

Hahaha

See u !!!

What made you rule a conclusion that she's not interested ?

Jarus:
I seriously doubt that was the cause of your not landing the job, moreso for a store keeper position in a hotel. It is highly unlikely that the interviewer is a core HR person who will give attention to such little things. I seriously doubt saying "yea", instead of "yes" can deny you "store keeping" job in a hotel, not a newscasting job, not a job in GE, not a job in even KPMG.

I have similar experience with same word: yea.


My own was probably worse, I was expressly corrected by the interviewer (the COO of a downstream oil company). "Please don't say 'yeah' to me again", she expressly told me in that chat (Meet the COO chat - after passing all previous stages). I apologized and the conversation continued.


Guess what? I mistakenly answered "yeah" again less than 2 minutes after that correction. She didn't bother to say anything the second time, she knows this guy's case is irredeemable(LOL).

And I still got the job.

This was 2008 as an entry level candidate, and this woman was the most feared in that company.

My case was worse, as I was expressly corrected and I still committed it the second time. But they didn't think it was strong enough for me not to get the job.


***
Related: I was in another interview few years after and I used "guys" to describe the management of my then current company. I said "These guys have done well managing this company , but I needed to move one..." One of the interviewers - again a woman - interjected, "who are the guys?", and I told her I was referring to the Executive Management of my then company. She commented that it wasn't polite of me to address my management as "guys", and we continued our conversation.

Hahahahaha


Don't know why I find the bolded full of hilarity

adeh39:

Secondary virgin abi Tertiary
G.nite jare, Lemme start my assignment
Wish me luck nah

Oookay I wish u goodluck


Gudntyt

adeh39:
Heeeehehe, I know he's not one of those men, that's y I wanna use my power

It's not easy, It's only an impotent man that won't fall by the time I finish using my power

WristWatch once told me he's still a virgin


I just hope he doesn't fall for ur seduction sha

adeh39:
He can't resist it
By the power of seduction that's in me , he must surely dance to my tune

hahaha See u !!!

Mind you, not every guy is obsessed with kitty-cat

WristWatch may fall under this category

teekay213:
1. Cultist:yes,cultist the aye,ake(axe),eye,black scorpin etc.no student pray to have anyone of them as roommate,if yawa gas and the other cult member come to the room.makes me remember the “99 cult attack in oau,when they entered the room to massacre sug secretary general(afrika),althought he was not a cultist,but imagine what his roommate will be thinking when they arrived.

2. S.U.scriptural union:some say suwegbe union,whatever,i don’t want to be in the same room with this kind of student.they are just too holy for my liken,small thing you say or do,they start quoting bible. i had a roommie like that in my year two.the way he dress,this guy can tuck in on anything,no matter the cloth he put on,they was a day we were hungry,so me and some of my roomate with this su guy went to buy bread and akara.we were so hungry before we got to the room we had already finished the food.this guy made sure he entered the room put down the bread and akara on the table and prayed.untied the nylon,you know normally you tear the nylon. this guy untied it like he’s going to need the nylon. his behaviour makes me sick.since that year,i don’t wish to have su has roommate again.

3. Prayer warrior:you can’t imagine coming from the night class exhausted,just can’t wait to get to your room and fall in your bed to crash.and that is the time one of your roommate thinks is the time to pray,start to cabash,shouting.no no no,no way.

4. Thief: Throughout my staying in hostel,i have been so lucky not to have thief as roommate,i can leave my phone charging with my roomates to common room.i will meet it without moving an inch.i trust all my former roommate die.

5. Reading mode:these kind of students are always on reading mode,whether eating,gisting,even sleeping you will always find book with them,i always feel guilty,when having fun and seeing them makes me look like am not serious.got a guy like that in my room.this guy sabi jack,always reading,but like some people say “no be by jacking” after the exams he had 4 F’s, while we wey dey play clear all our papers.
Feel free to add yours,what can you say about your roommate?what kind of student you don’t want to have as roommate?

Hahaha



Op, kudos jawe



Well written bro

adeh39:
Ehen nah...... I wan dedicate my virginity to Wristwatch this night

And what gives you the assurance that WristWatch will grab that opportunity ?

Ilekeh:
This is the age that he started planning to make it big my scamming gullible Nigerians.

adeh39:
Close your mouth jare

You wey I be think say u be virgin


Lord have mercy

adeh39:
Erickthewreck, Midehi, Dahjhi, Tosyne2much ,

Wristwatch my one and only Husby , I go thank you on top bed this night


THANKS FOR YOUR SUPPORTS TODAY

#TEAM SCENT REALLY APPRECIATE IT

PLEASE LET'S DO THIS AGAIN ON THURSDAY!!!

THANKS




#TEAM SCENT

Waaaaaaaaaaaaat !!!!!

kellyJames5:
Even God knows you can't be absent in this type of thread

Hahaha


Baba, thank God say u know

AgapeCharis:
[color=#27408B]Okay na, Tosyne2much don join the grammar crew.

Reading my dictionary. Joining you guys soon. [/color]

Me I neva join the grammar crew oooooo


I still dey learn from the masters


TheSonOfMark
MizMyColi
Ronald4lif
Kachisbarbie

Omotayor123:
Why? it looks good on her.

mrpackager:
*-----let the bashing continue
cyndax [on whatsapp ]
cc tosyne2.much hope diz bae pay yhu sha

Hehehe

She didn't ask for permission ooool

Aminat508:
tosin mowanibi lati aro. Seowapa?

Aminat508:
Ba matsala kawai zabe Agarawu23 da Scentmarlc. godiya

Aminat, mi o mo wipe owa nibi sha

Jollyjoy:
did u knw if he copy and paste it too.

czarr:
.....loool,you too like laff eh,notin do you jare

Na una hand I wan learn ooooo



See as I sit down for this thread

czarr:
I guess it depends on the runz level of the babe na..
runz gal get grade oo

Hahahahaha roflwkmd

boss1310:
so many ways to know.now you young guns sit down and read this
1,it depends on the time diffrence;from the time she had sex with other guy and time you enter there
if its in few minutes or hours you will know(from the the odour or strenght of her V lips
2,the kind and size of JB on the other guy and the elasticity of the kitten on the girl.
3,the intensity and frequency of the sex between them
4,this one is emotional,a girl who has been faithful and really do love you will have a diffrent countenance to how she used to be in the past
but if you are dating a mean and promiscuous girl please throw my tips through the window cos she can counter all of them perfectly

I'm learning things

adeh39:
Tosy...... U don become Celebrity oooo
See as dem dey copy and paste your posts

#TEAM SCENT

Na u talk am oooo