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Orubebed:
hahaha i caught you,it was just #banter :p

Bros, as you take attack me and that dude shock me oooo.. Hehehe

Debbychi:
seconded

abi now

starlingslimnet:
We not fighting

Orubebed:
yeah,dumb minds think alike!

Bros easy oooooo

I'm the OP na

KingTom:
Do not shave for maybe 2 months, let the Hair be thick and disgusting, invite him to your house, seduce him, get naked if he tries to insert his D into your ass or can't locate the promise land, then he is a virgin.

WARNING: Guys have been using the I'm not a virgin trick for years and years, what happens to you if my plan doesn't work will be

bwahahahahahahalwkmd

Way-ray !!!!!

PaulCI:
Okay, she scammed you...told you she was a virgin? Ehya. Well, that's cos yo had it coming a long time. Whats all this fuss aout virginity? Yeah, it's a beautiful thing when a girl is a virgin, it's something for her to be proud of. Cool. But i dont see why we are proud of taking it away or why we are so damned crazy about looking to meet a virgin...and then what. I'm a guy like everyother, bad like most, but i dont go looking for virgins, in fact i steer clear of them cos i dont wanna be tempted to be used by the devil as the unfortunate guy who took away something as precious as that from any girl. When i meet someone i like and wanna date or marry, her being a virgin wont be a decider or deal breaker for me. When i meet my wife to be and she's a virgin, good, if she's not , equally good. They cant scam with that cos i havent asked them to show me proof of virginity, i dont need that.

shamecurls:
We always have to go to our past someday.

I had a neigbour back then whose daughter just returned of the United States, I was 5 years older than her and was in my final year at secondary school. Being that she was exposed she popped it up to me she was a virgin and my moses grew longer the moment I heard. Took her sight seeing and made her to so trust me more that her parents. On the faithful day. I talked to her and cajoled her that I was interested in her and all have been doing was just to make her believe I was sincere. I cudnt believe it, I undressed her with no romance and tried to dig her but the paradise was close. I brought out a lotion greased it then went to the promise the land. Behold! She was not a virgin I suppose. Could not blame her as I have already cracked the deal......but later in the night, her mum went to check on her and she was uncomfortable and blood stained her skirts. Her dad called my dad about the emmergency and they both took her to the hospital only for my dad to come home and started accusing the girl that she was an harlot as she got just disvirgined that night.....it was like my heart wanted to skip out of my mind. No BBM or Whatsapp then and phone were not for all. I had to send my juinior Bro to help me go beg her that night and she shud promise me she won't confess as my life wud be finished if our parents get to know .... I was teen and never was myself in the next 3 weeks before she left back. I thought I never disvirgened a lady till it came back haunting me.

Weldone bro

Meti99:
this thread no go finish again

Kolade354:
Weyrey Ori e baje.................Born-Fool, You must have Inherit this foolishness from your Background.........O.P.O.N.U O.M.O

Bros, abeg easy oooo

meimoks:
Just reminding all you guys telling us stories, I can never deceive anyone about my virginity status, how much they wan pay me? The place is like borehole because the girls don't know what to do, there are ways you can seal it back and you are as good as a virgin

starlingslimnet:
Oga it will be better for you to face front

meimoks:
Hmmm so ladies have deceived all the guys on nairaland with virginity? So what does that make the guys? so who disvirgined all these ladies? >
Guys continue all these your super stories and telemundo OP thank you

Hehehehe

Ufranklin92:
girls are wicked,one of my girlfreind screwed my freind on the same roof with me,because of 20k,which my freind didnt still give to her

Bwhahahahaha this is hilarious

Rajjah:
chaaaaiiii!

kinglekan:
Heheheh, d mumu boi dey luk dictionary to yab.


*in patrick obahiagbons voice*

Inconsequential higgy hagga!!!

urchbarbie:
why wld u ask her 'if she has been defiled'
The language people speak sha. Too many grama. U av u been defiled? Haba. Asking someone u love with such words?
Na wa o!

kinglekan:
I don see mumu wey pass stephenqueen oooo.


Cc:Alberto2k, kingtom, tosyne2much, jacksparrow1207, Prettythicksme.

Hahahahahahaa

Una just wan tear my belle with laf dis nyt

jacksparrow1207:
I won't scatter his head. I'll only get his leg worked on

==» Runs to T. B Joshua for prayers

rallymento:
Mehn you guys are scaring me, I am presently keeping a distance relationship and she told me she is a virgin. I just hope that I won't be disappointed after my wedding with her. Anyways if I find out she has been lying, not even my pastor can convince me to keep the marriage. Nawa for women ooo!

hahahaha roflwkmd

You so funny bro

nosike3:
Another thread about sex? horney Seun!! Horney mods!!!! This is kids stuff!! Real nigga don't kiss,fvck and tell!!! Boo sheet!! I'm out

Bye bye

kenex4ever:
datz easy to get. Mine is 0703897- the next two digits are the 1239th n 2569th values of pie. And the last two are 4!(factorial)
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Solve without calculator, tables or google. Though non can give u d first pair answer.

Hahahaha

Aint good in mathematics oooooo

kenex4ever:
I had a very terrible experience of "girls - virgin - lies" but am not good at typing long stories.
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the op should prolly give me his no so dt I call him n tell d story as he types.

Ooooyah.. 0806478.. To get the remaining 4 digits, add 6,000 to the year Ghana gained her independence, the answer is the last 4 digits

alberto2k:
Baba mo sorry gan!

Sha nu mi jhoor eh ma binu

I'm doing my best to avoid derailing but the thing don dey we blood thanks to Kingtom way inject us with one mumu virus say him wan give us superpowers

prettythicksme:
chaiiiiiiiii when do u turn to dis naa

prettythicksme:
hahahahahaha#diddydiva where are u now,ur boo don turn something else oo

hehehe

Tosyne gone bad

kinglekan:
U too like shakara, after now u go dey lick am like lollypop.

I fit bet millions say Prettythicksme no dey give blow-job

prettythicksme:
u want to implicate urself ba?oh ride on Tosyne#where is diddydiva

Diddy dey jawe

She knows I'm in love with you, so no fear jhoooor

ronald4lif:
When you dey show area make I measure your milk factory. Oga don pay for the service.

Prettythicksme no dey wear bra jhor