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naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]You sef know na

Na why if light nor dey like this e dey always be fhuuck up.

Just put one sweet jamz on repeat and then you fire on [/color]

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]Lol yes na!
Celebrity section na my second house [/color]

Make sense baba

Make I yarn you issue.. Me sef go soon become law enforcement agent for that our territory oooo

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]"Disgusting" is not the right word in this context. I think "Ridiculous" is better.

But then,,i think No.4 is not bad in any way.

I wouldn't want my neighbours to be hearing her screams of course.

I'm not acting pòrn [/color]

KingTom:
Is he as handsome as me?

Dey dia make pant dey wear you

Who tell you say u dey handsome

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]Okay you've been noticed.

You can kindly fhuuck off now [/color]

Oga, you sef dey enta this syd ?

SavageGarden:
Damn not you again!! For heavens' sake this Tosyn2much guy is as jobless as he seems to be, everyone is entitled to be stewpid but you abuse the privilege. Must you stoop so low as to come up with meaningless topics about everything going wrong with your life...and from the point of view of the gutter neighbourhood you come from...if you must be a blogger be one with some touch of difference, don't go with the crowd. Hey, Remember that time I told you I thought you were cool? I LIED.

stephenqueen:

malonephill:
bro that number 3 ehn! When it came to my turn, is like wtf how can someone peeping at my babe uncloth, as a sharp guy I blocked every porous

Lwkmd

Some dudes are just so silly

stephenqueen:
The thunder wey go fire the mod wey ban me still dey do press up

No worry I go soon become Mod bro

shegsrules:
point one -Lagos to maiduguri is not 48hrs but less than 24hrs

Bros u no do well at all ooooo

Why are you just telling me when the thread has gotten to the HQ and cannot be modified

stephenqueen:
Just back from a 24 hours ban,make I dey think of wat to comment

I was wondering why you went on uninformed sabbatical leave

qbd2:
Does my post even sound angry or personal.? Urs seem to b scvreaming. I wasn't taking anything personal.

nextstreetfilms:
Same thing happened with my friend during departmental registration he wants to bring out his passport from his wallet gbam! condoms dropped. in front of all the lecturers

Roflwkmd hahahaha

Chaiiii water in my eyes

Bros abeg finish the story abeg

emusmith:
Lol...Teenagers Everywhere!
Silence is the best treatment

Don't mind them jawe

qbd2:
My pleasure, I hate it when pple make baseless statements .

Idrismusty97:
You honestly think you are making sense? Like seriously?

Wow! What an epitome of dullness! You are the best possible example of gross stupidity!

qbd2:
Ill be sure to remember this statement when it doesn't smell fp. D post is lame btw.

So you would like to see me deactivate my account shey ?

Akdegreat:
Wow.
So whats the objective of the post @ op
CHANGE?
By the way, when did you stop these disgusting habits.

Immediately I gave my life to Christ

Margauxluv:
:serious....



i haff nt witness any of dah...

If I hear

In recent time, sex has become overrated and that's why we hear unprintable stories, disgusting and ridiculous things guys do just to get under the skirt of a lady

I don't like wasting people's time. Here we go

10 Disgusting Things Guys Do Because Of Sex

1. Risk of Life

Some desperate dudes wouldn't mind risking their lives just to satisfy their sexual urge for intimacy, especially when a lady has assured them of sex

It's pure abnormality for a dude to travel by road for almost 48 hours (Lagos to Maduguri) just to see a lady he barely knows who has assured him of sex at arrival. Isn't that crazy ?

Some desperate niqqas can even use their school fees to book flight especially when she has assured them of sex at arrival

2. Passing The Night At Her Place When Her Parents Are Not Around

I can never forget what happened to a fellow friend. His gf invited him over to her place to pass the night (guys you know what that means na ) because her parents went for wakefulness overnight prayers and unfortunately for him, the girl's parents returned earlier than expected and my friend was caught red-handed. The man locked the door till dawn, called the police to get him arrested and a rape charge was brought against him. Hahaha (This is no joke at all)

3. Informing All Their Friends They Wanna Straff

Some dudes will inform their friends and show them the porous part of the door where they can peep through just to have a clear and the eediots will stand peeping through the door when the deed is going on. Hahaha

4. Disturbing Neighbours With Loud Music
Hahahaha !!! Many are guilty of this. They will tune their deck or home theatre to the loudest volume because they don't want their neighbours to hear her voice when she's moaning

5. Giving What They Cannot Afford To Lose

Not every dude that gives money to ladies does it out of his kind gesture, many however do this because they feel it will give entrance to her kitty-cat. I could recall when a dude came to me seeking advice just because he bought an expensive phone for a lady and the lady dumped him in a wink exactly a week later. He asked me if it was proper he collected the phone back. Why buy what you cannot afford to lose?

6. Placing Ladies Over Their Friends

I have a friend who can ridicule his friends in the presence of ladies, in fact, this dude can order 500 guys out of his house the moment a lady he invited for straffing comes

7. Taking Condoms Everywhere

I have heard the story of a young dude who wanted to give an offering and a pack of condom fell to the ground during church service. Many dudes take condoms everywhere in case of necessity, it's good though but it's not something one should be proud of

8. Cohabiting

Personally, I have no atom of regard for students who live together just for sexual relationship. More reasons why many guys cohabit is just to relief their konji without stress and struggle. Many end up with poor grades at the end of the semester/session and they blame it on lecturers

9. Intake Of Alcoholic Drink

It's funny some dudes get high on alomo, osomo, jedi or weed without minding the health implications just because they want to show bedmatics superiority over a lady. I no know when sex become Olympics oooo

10. Using Their Friend's Parents' House As Hotel

This is so disgusting. Why on earth would a dude take a lady to his friend's parents" house just to get her laid. I have seen people doing it and I consider guys who allow their friends do that as guys who have no atom of regard for their parents

I drop my pen at this point

Written by : Tosyne2much

Source: http://tosyne2much..com/2015/03/disgusting-things-guys-do-because-of-sex.html

icedbeatz:
hahahahahhahahhajajajjaa lol it takes a madt man to recognize another madt man Hahahahahaha big ups to ur threads though. don't mind them girls, they're discombobulated fellows.

TheSonOfMark:
Simpler words? Tosin, in more ways than one, you and I are asserting the same point(s)- the silly, unintelligent females would not be cognitive of my afore-posted comment. You and the discerning ones understand it; the dimmits don't. Why should we have to stoop to their stratum of unintelligence?

Hahahahahaha

Mawt sealed

Cutehector:
the truth is very bitter. Dats why dey r avoidn. Cuz dey knw say dem dey eff up!

icedbeatz:
she was so fkin surprised hahahahhahahahha. she started giving up that puna

lesson : if you ain't ready to pop that cherry or bleep keep out of relationships unless your guy is the pioneer if the celibacy issue.

Roflwkmd hahahaha

Guy, I swear you be madt man.. Roflwkmd

Iaz93:
I detest ladies who do not know how to ride. Like must you always lie down like a log of wood?

Ladies that flash, Kai! Mighty turn off.

Baba this one wey you dey talk about na different thing entirely

icedbeatz:
I dislike a bimbo that can't svck d1ck very well!!!!!!! what the f can you do then?!?! U ARE DUMB AND CAN'T SUK A DIK?!!!!!! then you're useless so fck outta here

or can't cook ,and by cooking I mean delicious meal?!?!?

or think I should always give her money anytime she visits and we lash, if you're a prostituuuute tell me on time.

THE FACT IS THAT THE LIST IS ENDLESS.

See as una dey murder ladies for this thread

Vickybee:
No.

We use those periods to read and study our bible.

Hell fire is real.

Dey dia make pant dey wear

The last time I check, abstinence from sex alone cannot take you to heaven

icedbeatz:
4. lazy girls

5. girls that think a guy should provide EVERYTHING for them cos he's their bf


8. girls without reasonable goals except to goto school and get married and become liability

9.the materialistic types

#loveMyAngel

Vickybee:
Yes, he's the best thing mother nature can give.