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Seun viewing this thread since 1200BC, hope I'm safe sha ? |
firstEVA:hahahahahaahahahhahaha lwkmd Oya Ireneony quote this post and deny FirstEva's claim |
LewisO:abeg share that your land into two so me sef go become landlord for here |
ireneony:remove the quoted long post pls |
merit12:PM me and let's start all over or adonbilivit |
This thread will cause E-war and I know it.. It's of no doubt that some people will swear, embarrass, rain curses on me and derail this thread Yesterday, I jokingly said I would like to create a thread like this and I have received countless PMs from the ladies persuading and begging me to create it cos it will be the greatest height of fun In no particular order, the criterion for the compilation of these lists is based on their comments about relationships, sex, their advice and probably the quality of the threads they create. More so, Chibwike's thread really opened a lot of things ** hhhhhm hhhhhm Clears throat ** Top 10 Female Romancelanders Who Are Most Likely Not Virgins 1. Farano This is our all time beautiful and truthful moderator who doesn't hesitate to say the truth especially when it comes to romance and sex. From her comments and the quality of threads she creates, you can easily tell. She has been claiming that your boyfriend should be test-run so as to know his sex drive.. By this, you can deduce that her chances of being a virgin is next to nil 2. African-apple She was in support of the motion that a man should wear his wife's panties just to show how romantic he is. You need to see the way she was supporting the motion.. I guess her bf has been wearing her panties. You can deduce that her chances of being a virgin is 10kb 3. firstEVA She created a thread in the sexuality section titled " When was the first time you had your first sex and she led the thread with her own experience Hmmmmmmmmm !!! 4. Rittyben Our sister from Akwa Ibom, I read one of her comments on a thread created by Chibwike "Would You Date A Guy Who Won't Have Sex Until Marriage? " And rittyben replied saying she will never cos she doesn't want a story that touches the heart. Any sane person should know what this means 5. Rozzay Rozzay is the only female nairalander who doesn't deny the fact that sekks is sweet and interesting.. Rozzayy always claims that she must see if a man is a maniac b4 wedding. I think we all know what this means 6. Idowuogbo She is next to Rozzayy when it comes to sincerity and honesty, she's not an hypocrite like some ladies we have here. She always claims she likes a dude who will be there when she's cold and she also claims she doesn't like to be sexually frustrated. if you are wise enough, I think you know what this means 7 ellechrystal I stumbled upon one of her comments when she jokingly said she wouldn't allow a man to sample her 'cos she doesn't look like chemistry practical experiment samples not until after wedlock. From this we can deduce that her chances of being a virgin is 15kb cos none of this hypocrites who claim to be virgins will ever joke with this 8. Ggrin I once stumbled upon Ggrin's comment a long time ago when a lady condemned the act of having sex. Ggrin commented and I quote " e be like say you no know how this thing take dey sweet reach.. If your senses are working right, you should know what this means 9. Badoolee This lady has not been caught red handed. She's always been careful of what she posts. This thread she pretends like an S.U, the other thread she will pretend like a jasi girl. Her moniker tells us she a badoo.. My instinct tells me she's certainly not 10. EroticaAngelina This lady has also made us realize that she doesn't deny the fact that she likes sekks. Check her previously created thread in the sexuality section and you will see for yourself. She once created a thread titled, Big Or Small Joystick, Which One Do You Prefer ? Hmmmmmmm !! This shows that her chances of being a virgin is 3kb ** That's all for now ** My mouth no go kill me for this NL Guys, Feel Free To Add Yours If You Think Something Is Missing ** Clicks Unfollow Button And Runs Outta Thread ** |
Hahahahaahahahahaha lwkmd what an hilarious thread Amefrica, I swear you be badman oooooo |
woky:woooooooow !!! This is almost impossible But football betting programming is perfect |
I was once a football bet addict. I have been to a few bet shops ( 1960, Bet9ja, Merrybet etc) and below are my observations Lemme Keep The Ball Rolling 10 Types Of People You Will Meet At Every Football Bet Shop 1. Ticket Reprinters These ones will collect your ticket and ask the attendant to reprint it the moment they see your winnings 2. The Questionnaires The ones who will ask you if you think Chelsea will handicap Hull City or otherwise 3. Almost Won Ticket Keepers The ones who always keep their "Almost won tickets" just to show to everybody that " na only one 1 team spoil d ticket *rotfl* 4. The Boasters The ones who will boast as if they are the ones who will play the match. These people can even swear with their lives e.g if Madrid no beat Celta Vigo, make I no prosper for life 5. History Tellers The ones will tell everybody that they ought to have won N100, 000 yesterday, if not for Barcelona who bleeped them up 6. The Advicers The ones who will advise you on the right thing to do. They claim they know in and out of football.. For example, chairman abeg no give Man Utd Straight win against Sunderland ooooo, otherwise na dem go spoil ur ticket 7. Toilet Roll Players I call these people greedy dudes, they will accumulate up to 28 matches because they want their standard of living to change 8. The Admirers The ones who are there to collect your ticket and check it. After checking, they will tell you that " bros I swear dis ur ticket make sense die, e be like say I go reprint am" **if I hear say dem reprint am **9. The Confused Niqqas The ones who are confused cos little do they know about football, Just a little persuasion or discouragement will do the magic will put them in doubt. Tell dem to give Osasuna straight win against Barca and dey won't hesitate 10. The High Self Esteemers These people will not want to be on the queue cos they want to play a game of N1, 000 and above.. They make every other person look like they are jobless and have got time to waste. They will just go straight to the attendant and give their games to him Guys Feel Free To Add Yours |
chibwike:hahahahaahahahahaha roflwkmd lwtmb hehehehehe No use laf kill me here ooooo ![]() |
mayapop:see this lady dey fear.. You don't need to be afraid I will not include your name to the list oookay ? |
chibwike:blame it on GEJ.. Poor electricity ![]() |
mayapop:no fear jhor I will be creating a controversial thread this morning cos my peeps have been persuading me to create it, titled TOP Top 10 Female Romancelanders Who Are Most Likely Not Virgins |
mayapop:that's nice Btw, I hope you don't pretend you hate sex ( I mean num 1 category) **oya let forming begin |
mayapop:ooooh common tell me |
There are so many ways our ladies claim hard to get and the funniest thing is that they will claim they are not interested in dating you but will start chasing you at Hussain Bolt Pace the moment you are drifting away or not talking about it any longer We might at one point in time come across ladies whom hard to get syndrome is flowing through their veins 'cos the mentality of an average Nigerian lady is to claim hard to get even though she wants you.. I know some hypocrites will storm on this thread and start claiming they are handsome, well dressed and on point Lemme Keep The Ball Rolling 7 year ago, I got to know this lady who happened to be my church member. I striked up a convo with her and before the tinkle of an eye, we got into each other. Without wasting time I took a bold step and asked her out, she didn't tell me she wasn't interested but was just claiming hard to get even though it was written all over her face that her life depended on me. ** I mean who has time for all those bullshiit ? ** The funniest thing was that she would come to my house frequently the moment she noticed I was giving her little or no attention anymore, she wouldn't let me rest with calls, numerous text messages, flashing and "Pls call me", and when I reminded her of my love for her, she would start squeezing her face as if she just drank yoyo bitters I mean why on earth would a lady be smelling what she knows she wouldn't like to eat all in the name of playing hard to get ? Guys Pls Share Your Encounter With Ladies Forming Hard To Get |
Farano, a nairalander named AgapeCharis dey dare me ooooooo saying I can create a thread titled, TOP 10 Female Nairalanders Who Are Most Likely Non-Virgins.. Heheheheehehehe Permission to carry on ? |
AgapeCharis:I can bet a million dollars that I will get it right |
mayapop:with all honesty, tell me what you have learnt ![]() |
badoolee:I will create it 2moro |
chibwike:Chibwike gimme expo.. What's the title of the thread ![]() |
herald9:ooooh boy my hand no dey this one ooooo That awkward moment when God shows you this your comment and uses it to judge on judgement day ![]() |
AgapeCharis:which of dem are you expecting ? |
saintopus:you suppose know say me nor dey form for Nairaland With all honesty, I belong to 1 & 3 ** covers face * ![]() |
AgapeCharis:hahahaahaahaahahahaha.. Just kidding about I can create any thread I like provided it will not violate the rules of the forum Even if Jesus Christ Himself registers on NL and creates a thread, some people will still bash Him so why should I be afraid to create a thread? Btw, I keep ringing to Nairalanders that I'm just here to catch fun and nothing else.. I'm not here to claim big boy or show to Nairalanders the weight of my pocket ![]() |
AgapeCharis:Right now I'm creating a thread and I'm just replying my mentions out of tight schedule E no easy jawe to dey do all this typing and brain racking jhor.. I don't have time for all this attention seeking immature dudes who keep beefing me everywhere jawe I pass dem and I know it |
djeezy:PM that lady and do the needful else I will call you a gay |
iceberylin:. Check my signature.. Typing errors and wrong use of words is out of my chest cos I have got so many things running on my head. I have a great typing speed and most times I type without even looking at my keyboard If your brain works exactly like mine then you will realize that blunders and errors will frequently happen Btw, this is not an official forum so why give yourself unnecessary worry about people's errors ? |
iceberylin:how do you mean ? |
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