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Kachisbarbie:I'm humbled ** covers face ** |
dechandel:when did you become marieolae ? |
Janeify:so no show 4me abi ? |
dechandel:Pm me right now or adonbilivit ![]() |
Janeify:hmmmm ladies sha !!! |
Janeify:does your phobia for receiving PM also applies to me ![]() |
cupidhero: Gbaaaaaaaam !!!! 1.000, 000 likes Wetin you dey drink oga mi ? |
Janeify:I'm flirtaciously winking so as to know if you will reciprocate by flashing me green light ![]() |
Phlakes:thanks miss ![]() |
Janeify:I just remembered I have them in my village ![]() |
rittyben:who is that person ? ![]() |
MissSlimbody:oya wetin be her moniker jhor ? |
This write-up is not based on mere assumption but my findings and encounter with ladies It takes the grace of God if you aint guilty of at least one of the listed points Lemme Keep The Ball Rolling 10 Mentality Of An Average Lady 1. A guy must be the one to start up a chat and he must be the one throwing the questions else he is not ready to chat 2. The society frawns against a lady making her intentions known to a guy, therefore, a guy has to keep pestering you b4 you finally agree in order to show to him that you aint cheap or desperate 3. A lady has to hide her virginity status or pretend to hate sekks in order to portray a descent or an attractive image 4. Sending Pm to a dude will make you lose your self esteem or pride as a lady 5. The mentality of an average lady is that, a guy should settle the bills. When the bill arrives at the table, you pretend it doesn’t exist cos you believe it's less of your worry cos a guy should always settle the bills by default 6. You are doing a guy a great favour by allowing sekks. Some will go as far as stripping unclad raining curses on a dude the moment he fuckks up because they consider it as a favour 7. A guy who loves you will go extra mile. Most ladies are brainwashed by this assertion. That is, a lady believes she can treat a guy the way she wants and expects the guy should be able to withstand any poo at the expense of true love , not knowing you can pursue a man God has destined 4u out of ignorance and selfish motive 8. Any guy who tries to strike up a convo or pay your transport fare will later ask for your phone number 'cos he wants to woo you 9. You have to give unending busy excuses in order to portray an image of rear commodity 10. majority of our ladies believe our world revolve around sekks and that 90% of guys will never resist sekks. This sounds really funny but it is the real fact. I have spoken to so many ladies and I have come into conclusion that majority of our ladies believe that 90% of guys lack self control and will never resist sekks at any slight given opportunity ** Feel Free To Add Yours ** |
Francon:here lies the problem People will always miss interpret the Bible the best possible way to suit their unrighteousness |
MissSlimbody:oya what's his moniker ? |
There are 1,000 ways the devil will always try to brainwash and convince youths just to make them have a fair share of fornication |
MissSlimbody:mention his moniker or adonbilivit |
Jennimma:Naijaboiy, what should I call this ? Snatching or high-jacking ? ** cocks my hunting gun |
Another non-virgins female bashing thread Just here to observe things from a coconut tree |
teewai3:you no see how guys dey para 4me ? ![]() |
quivah:you are right.. I hope mine stand out sha ![]() |
A lot of people will rain curses and have me hated for this piece but the truth is bitter they say 10 Things Nairalanders Should Stop Doing 1. Stop Advertising Your Virginity I observed that people who are virgins chose to outrightly shout and advertise just to show to everybody that they are so disciplined and determined** you don't need all that abegi** 2. Schooling In France This poo does not sound like a joke, it rather makes you look immature and dumb 3. Rushing To Make The First Comment On Threads Studies have shown that those who are in a hurry to make the first comment on every thread barely make sensible comments. Many a times, these people make comments before thinking 4. Stop Mocking Others Grammatical Errors The reasons why errors are contained in some people's write-up is not because they are grammatically poor but simply because of their typing speed, impatience, anxiety and keypad layout could also be the major factor. Why not sieve the errors and pick the meaningful things on the thread, and if need be to make corrections, do it in a kind manner 5. Quoting A Long Post Quoting a long post can derail a thread. If you think you want to make an opinion about a long post, why not mention his/moniker and explain yourself out 6. Not Every Thread You should Comment On Nobody is an island of knowledge so you can't have an idea and solution to all problems that arise. When you have no relevant advice to give, why not view the thread and fuccck off rather than posting poo or displaying the greatest height of illiteracy 7. Stop Condemning Threads I must say it is not easy to undergo the stress of typing and racking your brain to bring up something, only for someone to storm on the thread and start saying the write-up is bullshit 8. Stop Referring To People As Being Jobless This is kinda annoying. Not all addicted Nairalanders are jobless as you think. So are self employed and can't do without nairalanding every hour, so why refer to others as being jobless when you have no ides of what they are doing for a living ** it hurts** 9. Stop Condemning The Moderators Some people will condemn Seun and other moderators that they are not doing enough. It's not easy to maintain a forum where internet tigers will want you to make a favourable policy 10. Respect Other People's Way Of Talking Some can't write in epistle, some aint really good in English Language while some aint good in punctuations. It does not make them less intelligent nor render them useless, so there's no point outrightly telling them to obtain a Jamb form |
Bunsky:I wan see your own first |
[i] Hehehehehehehheehehe nice thread Naijaboiy I don scatter house so tey I no gree see anyone ooooo.. The funniest tin be say, na me use my hand dey tear my pictures when I dey young |
Janeify:I have been snatching an engaged lady b4 the invention of Gold circle cond.om so yours shouldn't be an exception ![]() |
Janeify:are you sure ? |
pamcode:hahahahahahaha.. I just dey joke ni ![]() |
shadowgwalker:b4 nko ? Some dudes will finish a house full of bathing soap or vaseline while ladies on the other hand will make use of __________ |
Most of our ego boasting and confused Nigerian celebrities live their lives in such a way that no reasonable man will come into their lives and stay for real Even if a poor man settles down with one, he can't tolerate the poo they do behind the cameras |
emusmith:I no understand you oga mi ![]() |
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