₦airaland Forum

Dotwillis1:
.. I sent ha 200 airtime, thinking there's no wa she gon' turn me down. To ma suprised, ha mesg read : the fastest answer to ur question is NO! ..im sory m not interested.
I was stunned; took me some mins to realized i was holding a phone!
...that gurl wicked

Elantracey:
hehehe you go fear expert na

chibwike:
we dont toast ladies, we marry them

Chibwike where you go ?

Dem kidnap you ni ? abi na MTN no gree give you chance

AfricanApple:
before you do that, first cut those wires dangling between your legs, then I will know you mean business

Blurr:

d last tym i ws turned down by a girl ws wen i ws in pry4.

Back to the topic, bfor i woo a babe, she must ve bin showing dat she is interested in me. So, it wd be diff..for her to turn me down

Elantracey:
tell him jare

dechandel:
Can i also share how i turned them down

englishmart:
no lady will turn you down if you are loaded!
They might turn you down in their minds. But they can't turn down your money and range rover.

Girls no longer need fine boys. Them no dey chop fine boy for mouth.

[b] Back to the topic.. Girls don't turn me down. Coz I'm always on point [/b]

AfricanApple:
very good, I like that. I wonder why he release you sef
so u bin won follow us dey drag bra and tampon

Unibenstudent:
if u ban am,that na automatic destruction of nairaland ,and everybody go fish u out and give u jungle-justice.

Unibenstudent:
so u want make seun put hermaphrodite gender for u abi?

Unibenstudent:
but u normal so? How u take find gender button in the first place? Then how u come change am to female..if na me u go chop 1 month ban for deceiving the masses

Unibenstudent:
the best way to chop a ban na if u insult person,that 1 dey go ban without thinking,I chop a whole 1 week ban ,last month.

dazzlingd:
a counter thread is needed.
ten types of guys u will meet at every wedding ceremony.
1. the bride's ex-lovers, dey will be present to mock d groom and gossip of how they have sampled the bride in the past.

chimerase2:
Taa farano no fit infact she no get the liver to ban

Farano oya do the needful here ASAP

Oya tick that button sharp sharp

MissSlimbody:
Love kwa

Moti gbo.

MissSlimbody:
My size deceive lot of people.

Mo ti sunmo ogbon o.

MissSlimbody:


Oluwatosin, se sugar mummy lo n wa ni?

MissSlimbody:
Its Adebukola

MayflowerB:
So wat do u think

greatnow:
. Your finished.

MayflowerB:
Yea dats wat I think.....do u think otherwise