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Romance › Re: Top 10 Mentality Of An Average Lady by tosyne2much(op): 11:43am On Dec 17, 2014

Elantracey:
says who , impossibility is not in my dictionary.

mind you, no lady will admit that she has impossibility in her dictionary grin

Romance › Re: 10 Signs You Are A Woman Now by tosyne2much(op): 11:41am On Dec 17, 2014

Elantracey:
Judging by your list that means I've been a woman since 12

woooooow !!

Are you trying to say you have outgrown 1, 5 & 10 ? no lie ooooo tongue

TV/Movies › Re: Top 10 Hilarious And Silly Mistakes In Nigerian Movies by tosyne2much(op): 11:38am On Dec 17, 2014

chibwike:
Tosyne2much, i suggest you modify the topic to nollywood movies...instead of limiting it to just yorub a movies

** modified **

Romance › Re: Top 10 Mentality Of An Average Lady by tosyne2much(op): 11:33am On Dec 17, 2014

ochon:
This is your only "top ten" that made so much sense. Nice one.

thanks my boss.. I'm humbled

Romance › Re: Top 10 Mentality Of An Average Lady by tosyne2much(op): 11:26am On Dec 17, 2014

Elantracey:
hehehe , what if I say am not guilty of any?

you and I know that is impossible wink

Romance › Re: Top 10 Mentality Of An Average Lady by tosyne2much(op): 11:17am On Dec 17, 2014

100Cents:
Mr Lecturer !

I hereby award you Doctor of Womanology...

You know these girls so well..

hahahahahahaha

So I know them so well abi ?

TV/Movies › Top 10 Hilarious And Silly Mistakes In Nigerian Movies by tosyne2much(op): 10:52am On Dec 17, 2014*

It takes a miracle if you watch both Yoruba and English movies and you don't come across one of these hilarious & silly mistakes

I'm not a Nollywood movie freak but I have watched quite a few and here goes my observations

Top 10 Hilarious And Silly Mistakes In Nollywood Movies

1. Covering themselves with bed sheet during love making.. When love making is about to happen, they will hide under the bed sheet.. **Must love making be done under bedsheet ? **smh**

2. The first love making between a man and his maid will result in a pregnancy. **why on earth are men in Nollywood movies allergic to using condom on their maids *

3. A television will automatically come on and go off after a news ** Technology neva advance reach dat level na **

4. Time wasting by advertising ridiculous things for almost 20mins b4 a movie starts. Many a times, they will advertise yoyo bitters and Nairabet **For home video ? **

5. A lady will be carrying a particular hairstyle for up to 30 years ** Is she allergic to changing her hairstyle ?**

6. They die just like chicken at any slight attack/combat. Someone gets angry and throws a slap, only for the receivee to slump and die at once *For ordinary slap ? **

7. A flash back of a scene of 20 years ago, only for you to see Blackberry Torch being used in receiving phone call **ahn ahn BB Torch wey come out 4 years ago ? **

8. An actor will go through a letter and within 5seconds, he already knows what's contained in the letter **na only one sentence dey d letter ? **

9. Some police men will come knocking at your door for investigation the moment a murder is committed in your house.. ** dem plant CCTV for your house ?**

10. An actor/actress will try to use code mixing, that is, mixing English with Yoruba, only for him/her to outrightly gbagaun. I was watching a movie when a doctor advised a patient not a abort a pregnancy. The following code mixing ensued:

Madam please don't abort this pregnant **na by force to speak English ?**

** Feel Free To Add Yours **

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Romance › Re: Top 10 Mentality Of An Average Lady by tosyne2much(op): 10:47am On Dec 17, 2014

princefunmi, thumbs up 4 dat comment

Romance › Re: 10 Signs You Are A Woman Now by tosyne2much(op): 10:24am On Dec 17, 2014

Stephxoblessed:
Am i a woman now? @op

tell me the categories you belong and I will tell you if you are a woman wink

Romance › Re: 10 Signs You Are A Woman Now by tosyne2much(op): 10:21am On Dec 17, 2014

farano:
8 & 9

if truly you possess the qualities of 8 & 9, how come you keep throwing ban as if your life depends on it ? tongue

Romance › Re: Top 10 Mentality Of An Average Lady by tosyne2much(op): 9:14am On Dec 17, 2014

kristina1:
Nice one.

oya run thru d list and point to your mentality

** waiting **

Romance › Re: Top 10 Mentality Of An Average Lady by tosyne2much(op): 9:11am On Dec 17, 2014

StealthyMe:
Thunder faya girl wey wan follow me chat monosyllabically after i don write epistle

Lol...but serious if u're best friends with k and the likes
I just leave them hanging

egbon abeg calm down oooooo

This ur comment dey fear me oooo

Romance › Re: Top 10 Mentality Of An Average Lady by tosyne2much(op): 9:02am On Dec 17, 2014

Mondisweets:
No its a fact, and you are example number 1

woooooooow !!!! Me ke ?

Romance › Re: Top 10 Mentality Of An Average Lady by tosyne2much(op): 8:54am On Dec 17, 2014

Mondisweets:
Mentality of an Average NL guy, women are the devil's handiwork. Nothing good comes out of a woman unless he benefits from it more

ehn ehn !!! Is that what you think ?

Romance › Re: 10 Signs You Are A Woman Now by tosyne2much(op): 8:48am On Dec 17, 2014

wedemboiz:
even 4 nyt wen brain suppose dey rest,my guy u dey try

I dey try ? Tell me somethin my guy

Romance › Re: Top 10 Mentality Of An Average Lady by tosyne2much(op): 8:42am On Dec 17, 2014

realsammie:
Can u imagine Another mentality of an average Nigerian lady

hahahahaahahahaahahaha lwkmd roflmao lwtmd lolxxxxx my belle ooooo

Romance › Re: Stop Discussing The Ladies Or Guys You Bleeped With Friends. by tosyne2much(m): 8:37am On Dec 17, 2014

Franchise21:
Lolz... I just pity d babe... I doubt she'd b able to contain all d manly juice u hv been saving frm childbirth

the first yoghurt go wey go come out go reach 25 litre keg tongue

Romance › Re: 10 Signs You Are A Woman Now by tosyne2much(op): 8:34am On Dec 17, 2014

farano:

Farano, check through the list and tell me where you belong

Remember Heaven is your home, so no pretense or lies tongue

Romance › Re: 10 Signs You Are A Woman Now by tosyne2much(op): 8:32am On Dec 17, 2014

Jennimma:
Hmmm...so educative. I do one or two of them sha.
From today,I solemnly pledge to stop doing them. So help me God,Amin.

Nice on Tosyne...so proud of you husby.

Thanks wifey

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Romance › Re: 10 Signs You Are A Woman Now by tosyne2much(op): 8:29am On Dec 17, 2014

wedemboiz:
tosin no gree sleep

na sleep wey no quick catch me make me create d thread ooooo grin

Romance › Re: Stop Discussing The Ladies Or Guys You Bleeped With Friends. by tosyne2much(m): 8:28am On Dec 17, 2014

angelsing:
So u have not started bleeping?, what have u been doing with ur Rifle all this years?. Guess u are saving it for future use when there will be real war!...lol

hahahaahahahahahaahaha

I have outgrown bleeping

Romance › Re: Top 10 Mentality Of An Average Lady by tosyne2much(op): 8:24am On Dec 17, 2014

Hamatrony:
Abeg wetin sekks mean

sex na

Romance › Re: Top 10 Mentality Of An Average Lady by tosyne2much(op): 8:23am On Dec 17, 2014

freezyprinzy:
heheh.....yea u know we d indomie generation don't understand d language of d gods

hehehehehehehehe.. No mind me jawe oga mi

Romance › Re: Top 10 Mentality Of An Average Lady by tosyne2much(op): 8:14am On Dec 17, 2014

freezyprinzy:
tonye we need 2 give u an awesome nickname lyk tonye d original list maker 1 of nairaland...... plz wats d meaning of sekks"?

sex naaaaaa.. An old man talks in parable tongue

Romance › Re: Top 10 Mentality Of An Average Lady by tosyne2much(op): 8:12am On Dec 17, 2014

Darkchocolate:
I sense sarcasm but the title on the FP does have 'Nigerian a Lady' in it...

heheheehehehehehee.. Are you sure ?

Romance › Re: Top 10 Mentality Of An Average Lady by tosyne2much(op): 8:07am On Dec 17, 2014

joseph1832:
Mr Tosyne2much your observations are not generally accepted by nigerians and it aint a standard fact, hitherto, you're on point!. Lol.

thank you oga mi

Romance › Re: Top 10 Mentality Of An Average Lady by tosyne2much(op): 8:05am On Dec 17, 2014

UjSizzle:
True that. But I'm almost certain he implied it though.

heheheheheehehehe.. Is that what you think ? wink

Romance › Re: Stop Discussing The Ladies Or Guys You Bleeped With Friends. by tosyne2much(m): 8:03am On Dec 17, 2014

Franchise21:
Meaning u never start to dey bleep?

wedding night things rocks my boat tongue

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Romance › Re: Stop Discussing The Ladies Or Guys You Bleeped With Friends. by tosyne2much(m): 8:01am On Dec 17, 2014

idonbilivit:
I have no problem with guys who kiss and tell,just those who didn't kiss but will tell otherwise.

where you go ? Dem kidnap you ni or you go on exile ? grin

Romance › Re: Sex before marriage Is A Sin, Fyn. Is Kissing before marriage A Sin? by tosyne2much(m): 7:59am On Dec 17, 2014

blakky97:
okay
but some guys front as females just to extract airtime from their fellow unsuspecting guys. maybe thats what the mods thought you were doing when they banned you.

exactly bro grin

Romance › 10 Signs You Are A Woman Now by tosyne2much(op): 1:54am On Dec 17, 2014*

This is a counter thread created by emusmith

I grew up with the mentality that age doesnt define maturity. Below are the signs that you are now evolving into a WOMAN of VIRTUE

10 Signs You Are A Woman Now

1. You Stop Pretending You Hate Sex
A matured lady doesn't pretend she hates sex 'cause she knows she will be regarded as an hypocrite. Even if she doesn't like it, she rather keeps shut or she even talks about it instead of squeezing her face as if she just took yoyo bitters at the mention of sex just as some girls do

2. A Matured Lady Does Not Advertise Her Virginity
When a woman still has her virginity, hardly would you even know rather than those who will advertise and show to their friends that they are so determined and disciplined

3. You Stop Keeping Magas
You are now evolving into a woman the moment you realize the idea of keeping corresponding magas doesn't dignify you. You need to have the mentality that a lady also has to hustle to meet ends need and pull your resources together in order to make your man's dream
come true

4. No King Rules Forever
A woman has it at the back of her mind that no king rules forever, therefore, she utilizes any opportunity rather than screening men like Gulder Ultimate Search Audition.. It's funny some ladies lack foresight, therefore, they feel they will remain on top of the game forever.

5. You Stop Changing Boyfriends Like Bathroom Slippers
A woman is more concerned about her dating record rather than those who take pleasure in promiscuity because they feel their past has little or no impact on their future, therefore, they treat men harshly cos they believe they've got many of them at the snip of their fingers

6. You Appreciate Little Things
Little things trip we guys. It's not until a man empties his bank account for you before you show mind of appreciation. When a dude sends you ordinary N100 recharge card, appreciate it and show to him that money is not plucked from trees

7.The Dignity Of A Lady Does Not Only Lie In Her Kitty-Cat
A mature lady possesses basic qualities why immature ladies place so much emphasis on virginity (for those who still have it). A woman Possess basic qualities that will make a man see beyond her kitty-cat or bosoms

8. Swallow Your Pride
A woman humbles herself before people regardless of her class and she's not brainwashed by the shakara associated with university education, beauty, fashion and her father's wealth. However, she doesn't feel pompous or behaves like a donkey cos her parents has made her realize how beautiful she is and that she's from a wealthy home, therefore, a man has to treat her like the Queen of England

9. You Are Not Easily Moved
It takes the grace of God for a lady not to be moved by a motor car or fall for sugar-coated dudes. Many ladies quickly make up their mind at the sight of motor car and little deceit. A woman is patient, not gullible and looks beyond the motor car of a man

10. Your World Does Not Revolve Around Money
You don't need to have a million b4 you can show to a guy that you are not a slave to money. A man will always ride and enslave you when your world revolves around money. A matured lady sees a man's money as bonus. There's no man on the surface of this earth who wouldn't respect a woman who shows to him that his money is just a bonus

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