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Kachisbarbie:
hehe...I have lost count of my online boyfriends. a friend sent it to me last night, he just started a 'relationship blog'.
__so, I promised him, I would share it.

All my online boyfriends
-rapzino
-Rapsainot
-Valmunich
-naijaboiy
-Chibwike
-agapecharis
-supermartins
-iceberylin
-unibenstudent1
-tosyne2much
-dhatboy
-yungchop
-KiddaBlingzz

I'm not doing again...

Grabs her=» board an helicopter=» takes her on a flight=» brings out my engagement ring=» tells her to marry me or she gets out of my helicopter

Jennimma:
3,4,7,8,9,10

hope say I no fall in the category of number 10 ?

Where are the woman wrapper nows ?

Ehn ehn Unibenstudent1 oya which one you dey do out of this list

Oya let forming begin

Jennimma:
nothing at all,sugar

oooooooya check the list, whichof the behaviours are you familiar with ?

No wahala, let derailing continue

That's the way the so called iceberylin keep derailing every of my threads and good works

The guy don shine today

marieolae:
All this one na long talk oh..

We need a picture or we aint believing.

hahahahahahahahaha lwkmd roflwkmd.. See everybody demanding for OP's photo

Jennimma:
this dude sha!

haha what av I done ?

Kachisbarbie bin blunt since 1800BC

Ooooya which one of these annoying behaviours you don see ?

Ooooya upload ur pix or adonbilivit

Jennimma:
abeg no vex,e no fit u sha

see my NL wife don change her pix

Grabs super-glue=» dips hand into my boxers

adepiero:
the bolded just cracked me up

@tosyne2much, I no fit lie, am not a pervert but I am guilty of many of the above observations

as frm today, mak you try change oooo okay ?

herald9:
We the WWA of Nairaland go follow you down there... you can count on us.

thanks jawe my person

naijaboiy:
Allow am make em dey deceive em sef....with em ugly font and useless posts.

Just wasting space on NL

To all those people saying thrash, do dey think it's even easy to spend time typing, only for people to tell you you created senseless and boring threads ? mtcheeeeeeeew

Kachisbarbie:
Lol...Tosyn af vex...
Iceberylin free the guy na...naso your fonts dey pain me o

either sensible or senseless threads, I keep evolving around wisdom and knowledge

I create meaningful threads in both Education and Romance session, so one bloody foolish self acclaimed intelligent dude called Iceberylin wey neva fit even soak 3 square meal garri a day will neva appreciate the good work of others, only to discourage and bad mouth their good works

Let him keep picking holes in my thread while I keep making progress

Btw, some people are even using their foolishness to make money out there.. Already thinking of creating my own blog

chibwike post=27684253]Lol...abi...i respect you too man.....and tosyne i get one advice for you....you need to get ur own blog oh...ur creativity is unimaginable....[/quote]Chibwike thanks jawe.. Working towards creating my blog too


I got you mention in the other thread

marieolae:
see what I'm talking about tosyne2much? Nothing meaningful. Pointless and useless. Must u splash your stupid font everywhere?

he's just a stewpid na fuuulisssshh attention seeking dude.. He has neva made any meaning contribution b4

chibwike:
Lol...abi...i respect you too man.....and tosyne i get one advice for you....you need to get ur own blog oh...ur creativity is unimaginable....

working towards creating my blog too.. Thanks bawwzz I rili appreciate

nickz:
lol NO1 tho........i do it when i'm with my friends(i'm always hyper and saying funny things)
then out of the blue i'll just say "GUY WATCH WETIN I GO DO THIS BABE"

one day i sneaked up behind a girl i didn't know,and covered both her eyes with my hands .the babe was shocked and i said "GUESS WHO"
when i finally took my hands off i started saying "GRACY WATSUP NA"
at this point she didn't utter a word
i just got the dig that she was a shy type
"DON'T YOU REMEMBER ME,NICK YOUR DAD'S FRIEND SON"

she said NO OHHH WRONG PERSON
i said "YOU WANT TO DENY ME INFRONT OF EVERYBODY CAUSE WE ARE IN SCHOOL AYE??"
i was forming angry face
"IS THIS WHAT YOU NOW DO??"
"SARAH TOLD ME YOU DID IT TO HER"
when she said "NO OH I SPOKE WITH SARAH YESTERDAY"
i just smiled in my head
"I SAID OK WHERE DO YOU STAY SO I CAN BRING A PICTURE ALBUM WE TOOK TOGETHER ...PLUS YOUR SIBLINGS"

lol.......very funny i got her address and we've been close friends

when i told her it was all a lie two days later
she shouted "arggghhhhh this boy you're evil"
evil oshi wo


i have a friend who ended up with a RED HOT SLAP.......since then i stopped that sh1t

soo tosyne2much you've got me on this one

The bolded... Haaaaa you get mind ghan oooooo

See my egbon (naijaboiy) and (chibwike) just dey view this thread but dem refuse to comment

Abi I don get una ni ?

Oya which category una fall ?

chibwike:
Ahn ahn....which kind talk be that.....how you dey now.

na because I gat greet my egbon with respect now

chibwike:
dont come close to my claireshan oh.

bros I ground dey prostrate ooooo.. Shey make I stand up ?

marieolae:
Why some people must comment by fire by force I don't understand.

This thread mainly relates to ladies, so why guys full ontop this thread, I don't really understand it.

Iceberylin you must be the first to comment on every thread. Romance,politics,celebrities,pets,health,phones you mus sha dey dere. Your contributions are always pointless so why are you stressing yourself . You have time sha *sighs*

Tosin, don't mind them please..continue your work!

with all honesty, of all the dudes I have come across on Nairaland, he's the first self acclaimed working class and intelligent foolish dude

I swear, even Andy.blaze and Mr. C.ork get sense pass am even with wetin dem dey post

iceberylin:
į ţŗįęd ŋoţ ţo şoųŋd ђāŗşђ, yęţ yoųŗ ђęŗę çomplāįŋįŋg


ŋā by ƒoŗçęţo çŗęāţ ţђŗęād

you self acclaimed working class hypocrite always being the first to comment on every thread even on a Sunday morning

You have been displaying the greatest height of stupidity since 1900BC

Naavah:
Lmao. Hausa pple can dial wrong number ehn.

wooooooow I tink say na only me dey notice.. E get one Hausa man wey don dey call me for almost a year now, i keep telling him it's a wrong number *** if I hear say him no go call again **

Naavah:
One hausa man hs been calling for 5months.

hahahahahaha lwkmd Hausa man sef wan join the league ** War-Ray**

Na una get una mouth jhoooor make una dey pick holes for every thread

Is there any thread that ever makes sense on Nairalanders ?

Abegi jawe

Yungwizzzy:
What are you feeling like?

it's Monday morning and working hour

you dey form king cos u create this yeye thread??

mess off this thread you damn hypocrite

I'm self employed if that's what you want to hear

Rapsainot:
see as I dey look you

don't know why dat dude keep beefing me.. Some people just think they can hide their foolishness under the cover of not creating threads.. Either senseless or sensible threads, make e create make we see

Rapsainot:
lemme kuku confess

Lord so I'm annoying

I'm guilty of
2
3
4
6
7
8

hahahahahahahahaha lwkmd only you ?

iceberylin
guy you leave me alone naaaaa.. Which thread will ever make sense to you ?Is it a must you comment on my thread abi dem force you make you comment at gun point ni?

You self acclaimed working class hypocrite always being the first to comment on every thread even on a Sunday morning

You have been foolishly displaying the greatest height of stupidity since 1900BC

If this thread doesn't make sense to you just view am then waka commot

There were some things ME and my dudes did when men were boys which seemed right but now maturity has made me/us realize they were wrong and annoying

1. THE STRANGERS
These are the ones who mistake you for another person, they might walk up to you and start calling you strange names. E.g Chioma ! Chioma !! Chioma !!! if you look at them in the eyes, they will say sorry ooooo, you look like someone I know ** if I hear say dem go back ***

2. THE SHOW OFF NIqqAS
These are the ones who will approach and will try their best to flash something that would make you trip.. They might bring out their phones to check the time, even when you can see wrist watches on their wrist

3 VOICE FAKERS
These are the ones whose voices sound like that of a conductor but immediately they pick up their phones to call you, they would start sounding like Michael Jackson

4. THE QUESTIONNAIRES
These are the ones who would walk up to you and start asking unnecessarily kweshions. They are not so confident but they would try their best to say something meaningful, **if I hear say them get beta tin to talk**.. They can even ask you if you know that Morocco is an African country, or they can even ask you about Crystal Palace Vs Chelsea

5. THE LIARS
These are the ones who want you to fall into them by all means, they would start telling lies unnecessarily even when it's obvious they are telling lies.. E.g, I'm a student of Uniport, what state is it ? It is in Aba now

6. WRONG CALLERS
These ones will call you and talk to you like someone they are familiar with.. E.g Mary what's up now ? If you tell them they have dialed a wrong number and that you are not Mary. They would end the call and call you some minutes after, asking if dey can know you better

7. DESPERATE NUMBER COLLECTORS These ones are very confident and can woo the wife of a president on the fone..These are the ones who are desperate to collect your phone number, they are not so good striking up a conversation with a lady so all they want is your phone number so that they would finish the whole work on the fone. When they strike up a conversation or chat with you, they will quickly ask for your phone number within 2mins

8. THE STUBBORN ONES
These ones would walk up to you and when you humbly tell them you are not interested in their conversations, they would neva leave you alone, they will keep begging you to please talk to them.. Even if you angrily rain curses on their families ** if I hear say dem leave you**

9 UNKNOWN CALLERS
These are the ones who managed to steal your phone number somewhere and would bore you with their frequent call, they will call as if their lives depends on you.. If you ask them where they got your phone number, they will start beating around the bush

10.THE FREQUENT PM SENDERS
These ones will send numerous PMs, even if you don't reply them, they will still keep sending it

Let Forming and Bashing Begin