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Romance › Re: With All Sincerity, Which Of These Are You Guilty Of When With A Lady ? by tosyne2much(op): 11:26am On Nov 07, 2014

Marieolae, kachisbarbie and MizMyColi, which of this actions una don notice tongue

Make una no lie ooooo grin

Romance › Re: With All Sincerity, Which Of These Are You Guilty Of When With A Lady ? by tosyne2much(op): 11:12am On Nov 07, 2014

merit12:
take oro-ro,na sure pass.vaseline quick dey finish.

hehehehehehe.. Bad girl

** stops quoting her b4 she corrupts me ** tongue

Romance › Re: With All Sincerity, Which Of These Are You Guilty Of When With A Lady ? by tosyne2much(op): 11:06am On Nov 07, 2014

Rozzay ooooya which of these actions you don notice ?

Romance › Re: With All Sincerity, Which Of These Are You Guilty Of When With A Lady ? by tosyne2much(op): 11:05am On Nov 07, 2014

merit12:

Kisses to this op,you try small

black boys and planning lines

I have got you
#watching everysign from today.

ooooya gimme a can of vaseline wink

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Romance › Re: With All Sincerity, Which Of These Are You Guilty Of When With A Lady ? by tosyne2much(op): 10:57am On Nov 07, 2014

cupidhero:
1. i usually buy the latest edition of her favorite magazines and keep them at my room,i once bought a complete fashion mag cos of a girl.
2. rock her favorite perfume just so she can ask me "is that paco rabane?"
3. update my music playlist with soulful ballads and the best love songs humans can offer.
4. pay my lil sis to be on a sentry duty and sound the alarm if one of my parents shows up at home early so i can go back to playing friends with her once my parents return(is not what you think).

i'm guilty of NO 6

ahn ahn !! all this epistle just to get underskirt grin

Romance › Re: With All Sincerity, Which Of These Are You Guilty Of When With A Lady ? by tosyne2much(op): 10:49am On Nov 07, 2014

chibwike:
Guilty of number 8....girls sha...i dont knw what God put into them......

hahahahahahaha lwkmd roflwkmd.. I think say you dey exempted from this ishhh oooo wink

Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland December 2014 Contest - Final Elimination Round (semi Finals) by tosyne2much(m): 10:45am On Nov 07, 2014

chibwike:
Thanks man....you dnt have to be scared...its one of those things.....i'd definately get better....by Gods grace....thanks once again.

bros mi, abeg get well soon ooooo

Me sef still dey battle with my own

Romance › Re: With All Sincerity, Which Of These Are You Guilty Of When With A Lady ? by tosyne2much(op): 10:42am On Nov 07, 2014

mizzkeji44:
Observing....

which of these actions have you noticed ?

Oyaa say d truth and shame the devil grin

Romance › Re: With All Sincerity, Which Of These Are You Guilty Of When With A Lady ? by tosyne2much(op): 10:31am On Nov 07, 2014

dechandel:
Always request for a seasonal movie

for which person house u wan watch d season movie ? Na only one episode you go watch tongue

Romance › Re: With All Sincerity, Which Of These Are You Guilty Of When With A Lady ? by tosyne2much(op): 10:30am On Nov 07, 2014

Tallesty1:
Once a victim of NO4

hehehehehehe Tallesty1 baba, so you sef no dey left out ? Lwkmd

Romance › Re: With All Sincerity, Which Of These Are You Guilty Of When With A Lady ? by tosyne2much(op): 10:12am On Nov 07, 2014

marieolae:
incase

hahahahahahahahah Marieolae booking space.. I think say you don outgrow space booking ni wink

As regards to your kweshion, this is an evidence that I'm back to my feet grin

Romance › With All Sincerity, Which Of These Are You Guilty Of When With A Lady ? by tosyne2much(op): 10:02am On Nov 07, 2014*

1. After you must have patiently waited for her to watch the first movie for hours, immediately the movie ended joy overwhelm you but discomfort overwhelms and sadness overwhelms you when she ask you to play another movie immediately

2. She's sitting far from you and you really wish you could tell her to come and sit close to you but you don't know how to say it just because you don't want her to have an impression that you want to get under her skirt

3. You start acting caring and romantic just because you want to get her underskirt

4. Codedly, you start using your pillow to block the region of your manhood just because you don't want her to know you are having erec.tion

5. You start smiling sheepishly and unnecessarily even when everything seems to be boring

6 You start feeling uncomfortable thereby going in and coming out of the room for no reason. You act as if you left something outside, ** if I hear say anything dey outside grin

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7. Dipping your hands into you pocket as if you are using it to boost your confidence.. ** if I hear say na confidence you dey use am boost **

8. The moment you start thinking of taking a bold step, your heart keeps beeping fastly

9. When you are both watching a movie and the movie is taking so long, inwardly you are like, " which kind yeye movie be dis one naaaa, I wish this movie could just end under 3mins"

My dudes please add yours and spread the fun

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Romance › Re: Which Of These Online Behaviours Do You Detest Most In A Lady ? by tosyne2much(op): 8:57am On Nov 07, 2014

I hate that 1, 2, 6 and 7 to the core

Just so annoying

Romance › Re: Which Of These Online Behaviours Do You Detest Most In A Lady ? by tosyne2much(op): 12:52am On Nov 07, 2014

dechandel:
I don't do any of these.. Except the use of smiley.. I like those lil things a lot

young lady, if you are in my list and you are replying me using smileys, then you are placed on eviction and your days are numbered in ma list tongue

Romance › Re: 10 Lifestyles Of Bachelors by tosyne2much(m): 12:47am On Nov 07, 2014

emusmith:
Tosyn ekaro oo...I know say you must comment funny...how your health? BTW? What's can of Vaseline for? Hope it's not what I'm thinking? Nah! Gush!

Bless God oooo my boss.. I'm getting better

Back to the topic=» are you tryna say you don't knw what vaseline works for ? wink

Jokes Etc › Re: When Are We Going To Make FP? This Year Or Next Year? by tosyne2much(m): 12:44am On Nov 07, 2014*

Post something like

Who wears it better, Obasanjo Or Osama Bin Laden ?

And you are on your way to the FP

Romance › Re: 10 Lifestyles Of Bachelors by tosyne2much(m): 11:57pm On Nov 06, 2014

Nice one my OP

11. Finishes a can of vasiline within two days

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Romance › Re: [deleted] by tosyne2much(m): 10:38pm On Nov 06, 2014

2rhymestharap:
There is dis gal I met like.. I askd her out the day I met her ( Cute guys don't wait weeks for feedback.. That's how we roll ) ..
She knew ma intentions lik dis one jus wan fuccck me.. She went ahead n told me "Yes".. (She knew me b4 then I don't).. The next day she came over n while kisin I reachd 4 pants (Normal! Normal!) She took ma hand off *stil kisin*.. I opened ma eyes.. Bt she close em deep in2 d kiss.. I tried again.. Same thing.. Ivexd n reacted "TF! Is al dis about?!"..

"Baby I only had sex once, and I was Rapedd"

She sounded really touching n I pitied her.. Bt that didn't stop me frm convincing her..

N BEHOLD BeLOVETH! The decent deeperlife chick is "5feet Deep" X_X

Girls n lies both works... Together!

hahahahhahahahahaha lwkmd

Romance › Re: Which Of These Online Behaviours Do You Detest Most In A Lady ? by tosyne2much(op): 8:39pm On Nov 06, 2014

sevantex:
Fortunately.,most of d points are veri correct. I dnt even waste time,once I notice the attitude, I lockup too and avoid chattin wit such person..Naija wahala too much to add girl own join..Life nor hard abeg.,No time!

Bros na to lock up jawe

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Romance › Re: Which Of These Online Behaviours Do You Detest Most In A Lady ? by tosyne2much(op): 8:04pm On Nov 06, 2014

Jennimma, with all sincerity you belong to number 1 grin

Romance › Re: Which Of These Online Behaviours Do You Detest Most In A Lady ? by tosyne2much(op): 8:03pm On Nov 06, 2014

LLVelly:
@op, are you toecyne?

yeeeeah broda I am grin

Romance › Re: Which Of These Online Behaviours Do You Detest Most In A Lady ? by tosyne2much(op): 5:17pm On Nov 06, 2014

adonbilivit you are my main man.. I really appreciate ur concern grin

You no see how ladies just dey view this thread and dem dey fear to comment

Romance › Re: Which Of These Online Behaviours Do You Detest Most In A Lady ? by tosyne2much(op): 5:07pm On Nov 06, 2014

emusmith:
na so me sleep yesterday from morning till night...dem say na malaria... I don't know this is happening in this country, in Canada where I come from, malaria is a far-cry

that's the nature of the country my broda.. Those mosquitoes go draw map of Nigeria for ur body

Romance › Re: Which Of These Online Behaviours Do You Detest Most In A Lady ? by tosyne2much(op): 4:51pm On Nov 06, 2014

emusmith:
Tosyn , you're recovering baa?
back to biz....Monosyllabic ones...
I didn't notice this on time until I saw that her replies has either, Yea, Na, brb, kind of, maybe, kk...this one na him pain pass...
K means I'm managing u
kk means you're boring
kkk means don't you get it, I hate you...

Girls sha

yeah baba thanks for the recovery wishes

** this is an evidence that I'm getting better, I just dey sleep since, joke up an hour ago and quickly did this write up ** grin

Romance › Re: Which Of These Online Behaviours Do You Detest Most In A Lady ? by tosyne2much(op): 4:36pm On Nov 06, 2014

Jennimma:
Oya husby,talk true,which number i dey?

hehehehehehehe you suppose know say me I go definitely tell you wink

Romance › Which Of These Online Behaviours Do You Detest Most In A Lady ? by tosyne2much(op): 4:29pm On Nov 06, 2014*

1. You Should Be The One To Start Up A Chat As A Guy
These ones won't start up a chat first because they don't want you to have an impression that they are desperate about you.. Even if they stay in your list for 10yrs, they would never start up a chat

2. Any Guy Who Likes Chatting With Them Wants To Woo Them
Honestly this is so annoying. Some of them believe that every guy who frequently poke them, inbox them or add them wants to vibe/toast them.

3. The Ones Who Strike Up a Chat With You In times of Need
When these ones strike up a chat with you, there's 90% probability that it's either they need monetary favour from you or they want to renew their internet bundle

4. The Ones Who Act As If They Don't know You Any Longer
These are probably your former class mates, few years later you stumbled upon their usernames and sent them request, only for them to pretend they cant remember having you as a classmate just to show class

5.Changing Display Pictures By Intervals
This kind of ladies repulse me a lot, they can change up to 20 DPs a day, you see them changing display pictures unnecessarily as if they are into beauty contest

6. The Smiley Users
These ones are lazy to type, therefore they reply using smileys.
E.g, how are u ? cool

How was your exam ? grin

7. Monosyllabic replies
I think this is the most annoying. You took your time to compose a msg to a lady, only for you to be replied with, " 5n u ?, kul u ?, yap u ? Yup u ?

8. Those Who Deliberately Ignore Your Msgs
You have sent her numerous msgs without any reply and you thought she must be busy, only for you to see her changing PMs and uploading different pictures without replying your msgs

9. They Send Request And Are Unwilling To Chat
Majority of the ladies are guilty of this, they would send you friend request and expect you start up a chat first just because they have done you a great favour being the one to send friend request

10. The Ones Who Upload the Picture Of A guy and Start Worshipping Him
I'm not trying to say this is bad but the manner at which some ladies do it is just so alarming. These ones upload the picture of a guy and worship him as if he's the saviour of the earth.. If they can channel that praises to God, I'm sure God will quickly open the windows of Heaven unto them in no time

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Romance › Re: I Lack Self-confidence. Why? by tosyne2much(m): 12:52pm On Nov 06, 2014

Oahray:
Op, I think your shyness and related self-esteem issues stem from your strictly religious upbringing. Nice goal, wrong motive. Being able to talk to guys shouldn't be the sole reason for wanting to get your shyness under control.

Em... I THINK it's like this... Growing up, you didn't associate much with any guy you do not call 'brother'. Now you are not sure how to relate with them, and feel the girls who can have a secret recipe. Well if they do, it would be that they don't see every other girl as better than they are. That's what you should change.

Start by discovering your strengths, those things you excel at, including your talents. Improve on them. Try to acquire new skills. The more you do those, the more your self-worth increases. Everything else would fall in place afterwards.

NB: try not to fall headlong for the first guy who showers you with seemingly 'undeserved' attention or who proclaims undying love for you. Head injuries can be really bad.

**thumbs up **
The same thing I said just that you further buttressed it

** bros abeg wetin u dey drink sef ?**

Romance › Re: I Lack Self-confidence. Why? by tosyne2much(m): 8:24am On Nov 06, 2014

Some ppl will come here and start claiming dey can date any kind of ladies bla bla bla

The truth is, this thing happens to virtually everyone regardless of your esteem

Oookay let's take a look at it frm this angle.. Sometimes when you see a born again lady who takes christ seriously, you might start habing doubts if she would date you or not.. So this is just a clear indication that it happens to almost everyone just that your is excessive which is now becoming low self esteem

BTW, you seems shy, it might just be happening due to you shyness

Romance › Re: Attitudes Of Guys Towards Ladies Undies by tosyne2much(m): 8:04am On Nov 06, 2014

StrongPenis:
Maybe you just need to stop dating dirty ugly girls bro

who is this bush man?

Just trying to make fun and this man is taking it to anoda level.. Wait first !, So are you trying to say you date better ladies than I do ?

Romance › Re: Attitudes Of Guys Towards Ladies Undies by tosyne2much(m): 7:58am On Nov 06, 2014*

donclichy:
excuse me sir buh this is a lame post though

if ur sense of reasoning is on the high side, are you not supposed to know that this sounds like a joke ?

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Romance › Re: Help,my Fiance's Parent Said I cnt Marry Their Son by tosyne2much(m): 12:48am On Nov 06, 2014

I'm from Ekiti and I can tell you this thing is so true

I swear this thing is common among people from Osun, Ekiti, Ijesa and Ondo.. They mostly warn their sons/daughters against getting married to people from Ijebu, Abeokuta and Ibadan

** if you are from Ekiti, Ondo. Ilesa, Ijesha and Osun, you will understand what I'm saying **

Romance › Re: Attitudes Of Guys Towards Ladies Undies by tosyne2much(m): 12:39am On Nov 06, 2014

bossminded:
There is a bird called chi chi do do... Dts wt u re

D bird love d worm inside shit, bt hate d shit to d core

If u cnt touch panties but u wan put ur babaginda inside *********
I re an hypocrite,

Dy need to tie u flog, as for me I neva comit dt sin b4 so I dnt knw how or why I shld touch a pant yet till den.. Jesus takes d wheel!!!

hahahahahahaahaha roflwkmd, so na that illustration fit my kind of person

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