₦airaland Forum

singlefade25:
i dey observe, in case sha

I doubt if it will Hit FP ooooo.. I think this thread is allergic to Fp

ERCROSS:
O.p

Since u guys r on skool break..
Na nairaland u dey study now abi..
U jst dey Bust everybody left, right and center

Hian...
I carry yansh for u ooo...

hahahahahahahaha egbon abeg no vex oooooo

Forth-ded

This is worthy of FP

*** oya Mods do the needful***

Rapsainot:
Categorically I've typical examples for each group

1)vicky****

2)rozay , rokiatu, idowuogbo abi kanrin leti

3)ladies with "all mem are the same" posts

4) they are always crushing ...... Like say dem be bull dozer... Y'all know them

5)E-mum , I dey loyal ooo ..

6)There are few of them here... Some of them even asked their boyfriends before contesting....

7)those ones are male folks using female monikers

8.)There's none here

9)Mother of epistles , they can write eh. Even you need to have a dico on your phone if you wanna understand them.... Paul of tarsus like... Mother of all epistles I hail una

*Deactivate account before they start bashing me*

bwahahahahahahahahaha lwkmd my hand no dey dis one ooooo

Either you bash, crucify or rain curses on me, all I knw is that you belong to one of the categories

1.The Learners
These are the ones who want to learn from other people's experience in order to know how to handle their men.. They are JJc and want to know how to handle a man and probably how to satisfy him

2. Married Women Who Disguise As Young Ladies
Note that not all the ladies you see here are single.. Some of them are already married with 5 kids but disguise, and act like single ladies and are competing with the fresh and young ladies in the Romance section, we regard them as young ladies unknowingly.. **if I hear say dem be young ladies make you pour me acid**

3.The Dumped Ladies
These are ladies who have been dumped and are suffering from emotional torment.. They stay frequently in the romance section just to get over it

4. Those Who Are Desperately Searching
These are the ones who are desperately looking for someone to date.. They act as if they are just in the section to catch fun or while away time.. If I hear say na fun dem con catch?

5. The Happily Married Ones
These ones are married and are just here to flirt or catch fun, in some cases, you see them chasing under-boxers things.

6. Those Who Are In A Good Relationship
These are the ones who are in a relationship and are happy with it, they are mostly in the section just to gather enough experience in dealing with their man

7. The Ones Looking For Corresponding Magas
These are the ones who are looking for who to maga, they would upload pictures that would break your jaw because they know you would definitely send numerous PMs

8. The Ones Who Are Ready For Change
These one have pursued the men of their dream out of ignorance and are now regretting, they screen men without mercy just like Gulder Ultimate Search Audition or Maltina Dance Hall Audition and are frequently here just to know how people complain about ladies and know which area they need to adjust in order to regain their lost opportunity


Note - The only way they can be spotted is by their comments.. They would bash, swear and condemn this piece of write up [/b]

If you think I'm missing something, pls bring it to my notice and feel free to add yours

nickz:
bloggers??
especially the ones that open thread and say click here
''2face caught drinking satchet water'' click HERE to view
"empress njamah caught eating bole"click here
''tosyne2much soaking garri''click here
"wizkid chilling in popular club'' click here


no relevant articles?

bwahahahahahaha roflwkmd the bolded got me cracking

Btw, why be say na only garri u fit use do example for me

iconize:
Lol!

Who's this illiterate Nigerian bum that's always throwing insults at peeps.. ?

when guys don open acc with female moniker, na so them dey behave

I think it takes miracle for someone to go abroad for a few years and come back to tie the knot

More often than not, most of this abroad dudes are not reliable.. After his doctorate, he might get his stay in the UK and decide to stay there thereby keeping you waiting

I think the best thing you can do is seek your pastor and explain yourself out.. Sometimes, our intelligence just can't handle some things

OP you are just so funny

Back to the topic,
Some ladies just be like, let me go to his place uninformed and catch him red-handed

Kachisbarbie:
ain't dissing you...na the username be the problem.
Is it just a username or does it portray you?


Tosyn...add this set to your list of 'banned' 'awon ota re'... 'awon enemies of progress'...haahahaha

hahahahahaha make I include am abi ?some people wan dey gimme bad name oooo say my own don dey too much

See ehn, if I contest for Mr, Nairaland sef, if I see 10 votes make I bend.. *** guys dey para for me big tym oooo**

kuntash:
I expected to get other meaningful challenges guys face other than just ladies etc..

the thread topic is too broad to just narrow it squarely on the opposite sex...

just as you have it from the lyrics of 89% of naija music today... quite sad in my view

the content of the message should have given you an insight that it's all about the opposite sex

Btw, the title of your thread must be catchy otherwise

teeo:
Someone is looking for moderator status.

Yimu

Even if that's what you think, don't you think moderator status serves as a source of income ? Abi you think say na joke ni ?

Kachisbarbie:
hmmmmm
Tosyne2much...you must be in APC
___una can like to ginger with plenty visions
...brb

I will definitely not allow some kinda usernames like
-assfreak
-smallpenis

Na example o....you guys are the first that came to mind

bwahahahahahahaha lwkmd falls from helicopter

This babe ehn

chibwike:
i will ban woman wrappers

hmmmmmm if you go ban woman wrappers, na him be say you go ban 90% of guys wey dey dis forum

ERCROSS:
Andyblaze...

Hmm.

Dat guy..
He deserves a bullet
Not jst a ban..

hmmmmmm oma my hand no dey dia oooooo

Hehehehehehe OP you are just so hilarious.. You kiss and you open thread for am, if you come bleep nko ? Na testimony for church sure pass be dat

Malcolmx12:
I'll advice tonsyne2much and co to stick with the op request..... not some argument.... he needs advice.....

op in life u can make it with even a primary school certificate..... its what u hav inside dat matters most.... think about wat u can do for a start.....

I'm sowi boss, I neva meant to derail the thread, just trying to make a little clarification

defendedvictim:
who z bimbo? ..jst curious

hehehehehe egbon calm down ooooo.. Na d name wey just come my mind I use so

I have seen a lot on this forum and below are the things I would do if I become a Mod

1. As for me, If I become a mod today I already know the people I would ban in no time, just that it would be inappropriate to start mentioning their names

2. I wouldn't hesitate to throw ban on those who derive joy in a frequent exchange of insults even when the thread seems to be peaceful

3. I will permanently delete the account of those who post annoying advert in the wrong session by advertising their fake products adding their links in order to scam people

4. I will ban those who misuse the unlimited chances of creating threads by creating fallacious and cooked up stories from creating threads for about two weeks.. E.g, My papa dey cut eye for my gf, pls what should I do ?

5. When I see someone who books a space with a dot (.....) should in case in makes FP, If possible, I would place modifying ban that would stop him/her from modifying it afterwards

6. I would delete the comment(s) of the notice-me peeps , that is, those who use large and annoying fonts just to derail or just to get noticed

7. The moment I realize you change your gender from male to female, if possible, I will a place stagnant ban on your gender status

So my dear Nairalanders, what would you do if you become a Mod, and what kind of people are worthy of your ban ?

Epathra:
Why do girls too attract such guys or even add them up.

Agreed, they didn't know, there's a delete option on every social platform- don't heistate to use it. Bsides, our disposition to the male folk @ times determines theirs too. U must have been discussing smth similar with him.

I love bbm. Delete »ignore future invition.
Fb»block this person
Whatsapp»block!

Life is easy mbok!

what's up Omo COLNAS ?

Johnzzy:
Fallacy:
1. 'Upper credit' in a University? Nah.
2. Polys have more irrelevant courses than a University? Nah
3. Grading of CGPA is based on cumulative equality, not on 'ratio-ed' assumptions (fractional postulations). It is more like (x+y+z)/j, than x/j, in summary, GPAs are not just fractions.
My point, GPA grading in UNIS and MOST Polys differ. QED.

Are you trying to say Second Class Upper is not synonymous to Upper Credit ? Ooooh maybe you expected me to use the normal " Second Class Upper" based on what we are all familiar with

Back to the topic
**clears throat
My broda, let me not deceive you.. Forget about the discrimination against polytechnic education and let's be frank here

Go and make your research and you would realize that Polytechnic is more tasking.. Do you know you have just 4 semester for each half in the polytechnic system? Do you knw that 4 semesters is not enough to cover your fuckup, however, when you fuckup in the first semester, you might probably not regain your stand anymore

Let's also look at it from a different angle, the minimum GP that still keeps you in the polytechnic is 2.0 out of 4.0 scale.. When your CGPA drops to 1.99, you are out of the school. Isn't that tasking enough ?

The minimum GP that keeps you in a university is 1.0 out of 5.0 scale ,though it varies..

So ask yourself, who one is more tasking ?

You don't have to inherit the whole world b4 you can talk to a lady confidently

Your problem is you overhype ladies and regard them as a different being which is the cause of your fear and panic.. More so, It might just be fear of bashing, rejection or your self esteem is on the low side

OP, you just have to start giving it a trial.. A white man says, Another name for success is persistence

iceberylin:
į doŋ laugh yoų ŋa...

çђęçķ oųţ ţђę şçŗęęŋ şђot

hahahahahahaha bad niggggaaaaa... Baba even show us screen shot

Some fallacies sighted

Firstly, Who told you you can apply for DE with a pass ?

Secondly, who told you a university is more tasking than a polytechnic.. How ? It's like you don't knw that Polytechnics will bombard you with irrelevant courses

Thirdly, if a student hits 2.5 out of 4.0 scale and still falls in lower credit and a university student on the other hand hits 3.5 and fall in Upper credit, then which one is more tasking ?

brainb0xx:
Am actually a defination of dat number 7..:-)

bwahahahahahahaha lwkmd... Me sef wey be OP follow join that number 7 Ooooooooo

ERCROSS:
Yeah.
U made mention of it in ur diary.
Upon say ur threads dey make FrontPage
Who dem be naa..

you be my maaan jawe

ERCROSS:
I see u r trying broh.
More grease to ur elbow finger
Keep it up..

some ppl just wan dey beef me sha

ERCROSS:
Paddy mie..
Life has not been cool ova here jare..
Personal issues cha..

And is like nairaland is getting boring to me..
I dnt jst knw why..

eeeeehya it happens too

Yeah NL is kind becoming boring, one of the reason why I like creating lively threads

ERCROSS:
Some balls....


Seriously

Like how many more balls does he needs after d 2 he already has

parlie how far now ? Ur face use style scarce oooo

The truth is

Ladies are emotionally attached to you to a high degree especially when you are the first to punch their hymen

There's actually no reason to backup this claim but I guess that just the answer

It will never hit FP.. For the fact that it's even hidden is enough proof

Most ladies are dumb and uninteresting when it comes to chatting.. Oooooh did I say MOST ladies are dumb and uninteresting when it comes to chatting? YES

Lemme tell you something, it takes both sides to make a good and lively chat.. As lively, funny and jovial as I am, some ladies still make me feel as if I don't know how to chat

Most times you would even see some of them using monosyllabic words to explain themselves out.. E.g,

Tosyne- how are you young lady ?
Bimbo- 5n u?
Tosyne- how's your day bin going ?
Bimbo- cul u ?
Tosyne- mine was worthwhile though I have been indoor all day
Bimbo-k
Tosyne- So what are you doing aside chatting ?
Bimbo- Notn u ?
Tosyne- just sitted here reading a book alongside
Bimbo- k

Are you trying tell me I'm not a good or lively chatter ?