Romance › Re: I Have Never Fallen In Love With My Age Mate by Touchey: 12:58pm On Dec 01, 2015 |
And I thought I was the only one |
Romance › Re: Share Your Friend Zone Story. by Touchey: 8:21am On Nov 26, 2015 |
FTBOY: she played on your naivety...simple! whatever she gave you was the price she had to pay for presenting you to the world as her man while otherwise was the case (u even added that her family didn't know her real boyfriend). and it's easy to tell that she spent more time with you than with her bf....she only visited that one when she needed her honeypot dug, then she would come back and play whot with her ''handbag''. like i said before, i've seen guys who did worse than u did, so i'm not condemning you totally. a girl once tried that with me during my school days...of course, she did all the spending. she would ask me to hang out with her and her gfs to shop or see a movie at the cinema. but if i made advances on her, she would remind me she had a bf. well, i ended up fvcking one her pals and she got to know. she got so jealous and quarreled with her. someone asked her what happened and she said her friend tried to snatch her bf. so who's the boyfriend now? bro...u fvcked up badt guy |
Romance › Re: Share Your Friend Zone Story. by Touchey: 8:18am On Nov 26, 2015 |
Krimmy: I am. Buh u knw it doesn't mean dat I ought 2 date every guy dat ask me out. no it doesn't. but you should feel bad, its human |
Romance › Re: Share Your Friend Zone Story. by Touchey: 7:46am On Nov 26, 2015 |
Krimmy: After reading all dis comments 4rm guys, I actually understand how guys feel wen u friend zone dem. I feel awful 4 all d guys dat have received dis awful treatment 4rm me.. There is dis guy dat I've known since ma childhood. He's been there 4 me always, then 2yrs ago he confessed his feelings 2 me buh wat did I do? I turned him down, telling him dat I Luv wat we share n wouldn't want dating him 2 ruin it 4 us. He felt so rejected n was moody 4 a long time. We r still friends now buh not d way we used 2 b. Tinx changed n I kept complaining dat he has changed buh now I truly understand hw he felt wen I rejected his proposal 2 date me :' You should be. |
Romance › Re: Share Your Friend Zone Story. by Touchey: 12:35am On Nov 26, 2015 |
I actually put myself in the friendzone. I thought about dating her but decided we would be better off as friends |
Career › Re: Sleep With Me Or I Fire You - My Female Boss. by Touchey: 12:32pm On Nov 20, 2015 |
I need a job, OP send me her address |
Education › Re: Opeyemi Enoch Solves 150-Year-Old The Riemann Hypothesis - Bbc World Service by Touchey: 12:54pm On Nov 17, 2015 |
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Education › Re: Opeyemi Enoch Solves 150-Year-Old The Riemann Hypothesis - Bbc World Service by Touchey: 12:33pm On Nov 17, 2015 |
It hasn't been confirmed yet
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Politics › Re: Stop Using French Flag As Profile Picture, It's An Act Of Slavery - Reno Omokri by Touchey: 4:34pm On Nov 16, 2015 |
I do what I like Stop telling me what to do |
Science/Technology › Re: A Young Boy Constructed An Aeroplane In Enugu State (Photos) by Touchey: 8:30pm On Nov 07, 2015 |
Can it take off? If not .............. |
Music/Radio › Re: Top 20 Songs You Must Have On Your Playlist by Touchey: 4:15pm On Nov 05, 2015 |
ebukaddon: [s]top 20 songs 1. CDQ Ft. Olamide – Woss Wobi (Freestyle) 2. Dr. SID – Kabiyesi 3. Patoranking – Make Am 4. Tekno – Duro 5. Harrysong Ft. Kcee, Olamide, Iyanya & Orezi – Reggae Blues 6. Qdot – Alhaji 7. Lil Kesh Ft. Viktoh – Efejoku 8. YCEE – Jagaban 9. Skales – Lo Le 10. Runtown Ft. Wizkid – Bend Down Pause 11. DJ Xclusive Ft. Davido – Wole 12. Oriste femi Ft. Harry song – Sukus 13. L.A.X – Morenike 14. Olamide – Lagos boys 15. Pepenazi Ft. Olamide – Illegal 16. Reekado Banks – Corner 17. Falz Ft. Reekado Banks – Celebrity Girlfriend 18. Bamiji – Keu Keuu 19. Ola Dips – Body Body 20. Timaya – Some More Enjoy!![/s] Rubbish |
Celebrities › Re: Toolz At The Yellow Whistle Charity Ball, Puts Curves On Display (Photos) by Touchey: 9:48am On Oct 28, 2015 |
HungerBAD: Is this woman's shape normal?
Still thinking of the right English word to describe her. Is she Fat?Curvy?Plenty?or very Plenty? I think the word you are looking for is fat |
Romance › Re: Somebody Help Please I Need Ur Advise by Touchey: 12:17pm On Oct 26, 2015 |
I know how you feel |
Romance › Re: It Is Not Easy To Be A Virgin by Touchey: 6:44pm On Oct 23, 2015 |
Virginity means nothing |
Politics › Re: Nigerian Military Issues Third “final” Warning To Boko Haram by Touchey: 4:01pm On Oct 23, 2015 |
This is super story..... |
Politics › Re: Islam And Terrorism Who Is To Blame? by Touchey: 6:13am On Oct 21, 2015 |
Muhammad |
Christianity Etc › Re: In Genesis, Cain's Wife Emanated From Where? by Touchey: 2:46pm On Oct 19, 2015 |
Emmmmm....... |
Politics › Re: Photo Of Africa And Europe At Night From Space by Touchey: 8:35am On Oct 16, 2015 |
It is dark because Africans sleep with their lights turned off |
Politics › Why Are African Leaders Old? by Touchey(op): 12:13pm On Oct 15, 2015 |
There is something unmistakably common in Africa: the continent's aging and long-serving presidents.
Its five longest presidencies stretch between 29 and 36 years, adding to a cumulative 169 years. Their longevity in office is matched by their old age, ranging from 71 to 91 years, and a combined 390 years.
Gabon's Omar Bongo had been president for a whopping 41 years when he died in office at the age of 73 in 2011. Hastings Banda, Malawi's self-proclaimed president for life, was in his late 90s when he was ousted from office in 1994. Zimbabwe's Robert Mugabe is 91, making him the oldest leader in the world.
The average age of the ten oldest African leaders is 78.5, compared to 52 for the world's ten most-developed economies. Arguably, compared to other continents, Africa has a very small proportion of younger leaders between 35 and 55. Paradoxically, the continent has the youngest population in the world, with a median age of 19.5 years according to the U.N. |
Health › Re: Former Nigerian Lesbian Narrates How She Got Cured In Kaduna by Touchey: 6:56pm On Oct 11, 2015 |
Nah..... She's bisexual |
Christianity Etc › Re: The World Will End Tomorrow - Christian Group Predicts by Touchey: 11:19pm On Oct 06, 2015 |
It's 12:19am in France already. |
Health › Re: Doctors In The House Please Help!!!! by Touchey: 6:55pm On Oct 06, 2015 |
#Yaga |
Romance › Re: I'm Beginning To Think My New Boyfriend Is Gay... by Touchey: 6:54pm On Oct 06, 2015 |
Mhmm |
Nairaland General › Re: Photo- Who Deserve Your Sit And Why? Original Jamb Question by Touchey: 6:53pm On Oct 06, 2015 |
None. It's my seat |
Politics › Re: Crocodile Discovered At Niger State Presidential Lodge - Thetrent by Touchey: 12:42pm On Oct 05, 2015 |
Lol |
Christianity Etc › Re: Pope US Visit Proves Nigerian Pastors Wrong!!! by Touchey: 10:10am On Oct 04, 2015 |
[s] TrajansKong: I SAY AGAIN!!
This is not the African Way. The Pope is wrong. How can we respect him as a man of God if he travels amongst the common people? How can we glorify one who does not glorify himself? He is a messenger of God!! He should reflect God's power accordingly.We do not exalt those on our own level. A true pastor must SHOW he is above us in every way.
The Vatican has billions and BILLIONS in precious metals and stones but this pope does not display any of this for us to admire. If we cannot SEE and admire a man's power and wealth how can we follow him and give unto his glory?
This pope is a disgrace to Christianity. A man of God cannot be humble. He must be mighty as God is mighty.Fly your private jet, Papa Oyedepo! Wear your Rolex, Papa Adeboye. Wear your Armani suits Pastor Daniel! We cannot judge you as we judge ourselves. You are truly men of God. Our spiritual and earthly masters! [/s] Rubbish |
Politics › Re: Do You Still Remember This Wonderful Woman? Picture. by Touchey: 8:53am On Oct 04, 2015 |
Their scriptwriter ended the story there. |
Literature › Re: The Day MTN taught me the Lesson of my Life ( Short Story) by Touchey: 5:09pm On Oct 03, 2015 |
[s] ClassCaptain: Mtn Taught me a Lesson i would never forget in my life and i learnt a great deal from this bitter experience.
On this particular day. I was jejely surfing nairaland and other sites with my MTN 10mb bonus data which I have been managing since four days to view all these tonto dikeh eats fried yam, Bukola saraki in the dock topics when I received a Notification on my phone.
I rushed to quickly check as i had earlier requested an uncle to send me Five thousand naira to my account for myself and my brother to buy some things in school. After almost three months of begging, lobbying and postponement, he finally decided to send the money. This our uncle was quite rich but was very stingy with his money that he hardly eat three square meals a day even though he was rich, everyone knew he loved money than his life .
I got to check the message hurriedly, only to discover it was from MTN. The message read " your account is too low n you are having #87 Naira remaining if you need more airtime, Kindly text yes, if no kindly ignore."
I Knew Mtn for their stinginess and closed the message immediately. However as They sent another message that you have one mb left of bonus data, I decided to quit browsing that day till i got the money from my uncle and recharged my phone. [/s] Pfff Tale of a broke-ass-nigga |
Politics › Re: Fmr President Goodluck Jonathan Shoping At An Apple Store In London by Touchey: 4:43pm On Oct 03, 2015 |
with the smile on his face I bet he got the new iPhone 6s |
Christianity Etc › Re: Hajj Stampede: “he Stoned Them Back To Death” – Nigerian Transgender Blames God by Touchey: 7:43pm On Oct 02, 2015 |
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Education › Re: University Of Ibadan Ranked Among World’s Top 800 Universities by Touchey: 6:56pm On Oct 02, 2015 |
zionglory: OAU, simply the best in the. Country self award?
lolz
local champion |
Politics › Re: Return ‘Arabic Ajami’ To Naira Notes – Muslim Group(MURIC) Urges Buhari! by Touchey: 4:57pm On Oct 02, 2015 |
[s] UmuEri: Return ‘Arabic Ajami’ To Naira Notes – Muslim Group Urges Buhari Featured
http://www.360nobs.com/2015/09/nigeria-at-55-muric-urges-fg-to-return-arabic-ajami-to-naira-notes/ National news 02 October 2015 • As Nigeria celebrate her 55 Independence anniversary on Thursday, the Muslim Rights Concern (MURIC) has urged the Federal Government to immediately return the Arabic Ajami script removed from the nation’s naira notes by the Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN).
Director of MURIC Prof. Isiaq Akintola made the call on Wednesday in his independence anniversary message to felicitate with the government and Nigerians.
"We call for the reinstatement of the Arabic Anjami which was removed from the naira by the last administration of Dr. Goodluck Jonathan after subterranean pressure from some unpatriotic religious leaders. Nigerian Muslims regard the removal as an act of hostility taken to spite Muslims. We consider it as a step taken to satisfy a section of Christians who had been secretly agitating for the removal of Arabic graphics from some official emblems used in Nigeria.
“We see the removal of Arabic from the naira as absolutely unnecessary and an action taken by Jonathan to spite Nigerian Muslims. We hereby state without any fear of contradiction that the use of Arabic as part of the graphics on our emblems does not in any way portray the imposition of Islam or its landmarks on Nigerians. This is so because Arabic stands parri pasu with English graphics wherever the former is used. “English graphics represent Westo-Christian civilisation while Arabic graphics symbolise Islamic culture. Those who insist that Arabic must be removed from our emblems nurse an agenda of domination by elimination,” Akintola said.
He said that whoever insists on the removal of Arabic Anjami from the naira and from other emblems must accept the equal removal of English graphics from the same materials, adding that after all English is the language of the Bible as it is known in Nigeria and it is on the nation’s naira and all other emblems.
He added: “By the way, apart from massaging the ego of Goodluck Jonathan and satisfying the narrow interest of Muslim-haters, what has Nigeria gained from removing Arabic from the naira? We appeal to the Federal Government to redress this wrong.”
Professor Ishaq Akintola, Director, Muslim Rights Concern (MURIC)
http://www.360nobs.com/2015/09/nigeria-at-55-muric-urges-fg-to-return-arabic-ajami-to-naira-notes/ [/s] Rubbish |