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Music/RadioRe: Whats The Title Of The Song Topping Your Playlist Right Now ? by touchplay(m): 7:15am On Jul 05, 2016
PARTY JAMZ no kissing-patoranking ft sarkodie whats that-vector shabba-wizkid,chris'b,french montana,trey songz. HIP HOP is she gon pop-j cole facts-kanye west
SportsRe: Kevin-Prince Boateng Weds Melissa Satta by touchplay(m): 12:51pm On Jun 29, 2016
love this suit lyk madt.....*
PhonesRe: Excessive Glorification Of Android Phones. by touchplay(m): 9:18am On Jun 19, 2016
my Q10 rocks......fvck android !
PhonesRe: GLO New Cheap Data Plans & Prices (2GB For N1,000) by touchplay(m): 10:56pm On May 31, 2016
Sijo01:
Glo network wey dey move like snail, mstcheeeew.
na inside village u dey stay b dat ni..i experience same weneva I go 2 rural areas lyk during xmass or so.buh here in ma city.... d netwrk dey sweet my belle
FoodRe: Cancer-Causing Tomato Paste In Nigeria - Reps Alerts Nigerians by touchplay(m): 11:42am On May 19, 2016
Whats the name of this tomato paste? or at least show us some pictures.if the paste is already in the market,putting this importers to book will not prevent nigerians from buying it especially if its sold cheap(nigerians wey lyk cheap stuffs die).
PhonesRe: Imagine What I Got From Mtn Again After Countlessly Registering My Sim by touchplay(m): 6:06pm On Dec 29, 2015
y'ello ! ya all shouldnt blame mtn alone on this...all this is happning cos of the problem d mtn got wit ncc....(in conjunction wi oda local network providers daa wanna ruin d image mtn has). they are bent on pushing d company out of business in nigeria....but mtn is doing its possible best to ensure it updates d much anticipated finger print error n photo error.all other networks should b having dis same problem ,but dats nt d case....d best yall can do now is wen u get d text concerning d re_registration,kindly go 2 d nearest mtn center n Register ur sim or sims( be it 1 or 2 or 4 sims its all going to b registered in one single process that shouldnt b more than 15mins.MTN HAS A BONUS FOR THIS REGISTRATION PACKAGE...some. got 1k some 2k ..some 5k ...10k airtime and some lucky ones got N 20,000 worth of airtime. thank you 4 chosing mtn...........every were you go.
HealthRe: Pls Help!!! My Joystick Is On Fire by touchplay(m): 7:15am On Feb 12, 2015
Are ur fingers kindof itching yu too ? Is it spreading down ur laps ? d scratching,is it d most sweetest early in d mrnin ? If yes 2 all dis questions,den its fungi.... Go 2 a gud pharmacy get urself kentonazole tablet(2 kill d fungi).then get piriton tablet too(2 stop d scratching).yu should start seeing result in 2days,Thank mi later.
N.B. Keep ur self dry,avoid excessive sweating. Change ur underwear everyday.
Christianity EtcRe: Crossover Service: Nigerians Blast Chris Oyakhilome Over Gate Fees by touchplay(m): 5:44pm On Jan 06, 2015
johncreek:
Wetin concern una..
Is it your ministry?
Didn't see where he wrote "compulsory to attend"
mumu..odekpemu ! ......did jesus preach only 2 d wealthy ones who cud afford fees? Ws he focusd on d rich nd wealthy only? Instead of d ones willing 2 carry his own cross ? wat did peter do 2 d begger @ d road side? Wsnt it betta dan silver or Gold ? Una no go use una common sence,human beign lyk una go package dey brain wash,una go dey chop...smh
Jokes EtcRe: Do U Remember Funny Secondary Secondary School Nicknames? by touchplay(m): 8:20pm On Dec 17, 2014
In ma boarding skul,I ws called b.i(lyk bouncing wen dey call mi dat),bt sm idiots in ma dorm do call me obiloaf cos of one smallish guy dey used 2 call obynce(cos he loved beans,n he s ma namesake,obinna)
PoliticsRe: Rivers PDP 'Congratulates' Amaechi For Losing APC's VP Slot. by touchplay(m): 8:13pm On Dec 17, 2014
Na cry dem dey cry so o ! Bt apc n dis amaechi guy wicked o,him wan chop,still owe dept ,Mk pdp no 4 see eni tyn use wine mouth,in case dem enter...smh,n lmao,.Wen 2 thieves n dey fyt.na d locals go hear r'am.
PoliticsRe: 10 Facts You Need To Know About Buhari's Running Mate by touchplay(m): 1:56pm On Dec 17, 2014
Ok....
EducationRe: Solve This Simple Maths Question If You Can!:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: by touchplay(m): 9:15am On Dec 08, 2014
2- + 1 + 3 = answer is 4
PhonesRe: Come In For Your Blackberry Solutions.. by touchplay(m): 9:22am On Dec 06, 2014
I cant acess my m.card in my bold4 bt i have a 4gig loaded wit songs,pics etc on it,my mucis ,pictures nd videos in media r all empty..bt wen i go to applicaltion-files nd search my m card,i'l see all my files there...pls y is dis happning ? Cant even download again.cos of dis. Pls help ..#08068632859whatsapp
PhonesRe: Come In For Your Blackberry Solutions.. by touchplay(m): 9:22am On Dec 06, 2014
I cant acess my m.card in my bold4 bt i have a 4gig loaded wit songs,pics etc on it,my mucis ,pictures nd videos in media r all empty..bt wen i go to applicaltion-files nd search my m card,i'l see all my files there...pls y is dis happning ? Cant even download again.cos of dis. Pls help
EventsRe: What Is Black Friday? by touchplay(m): 11:25am On Dec 01, 2014
Black +....black is dark colored,black is coal colured,black is d skin of a monkey(black),black is what d europeans/whitemen call africans becos daft africans allow themselves to b called black.d reason y dey call us black monkey(offensively).
black is devilish.black is nt clean.black get white stuffs dirty.
+ Friday ...friday is d the sixth day of the week, following Thursday. So,add both,collect like terms,tell ur self wat d result is . Touchplay
Music/RadioNigeria Fall Short At Channel O Music Video Awards + Full Winners List by touchplay(op): 8:13am On Dec 01, 2014
In what may be seen as a stroke as of bad luck or a
decline in the quality of Nigerian music, the 2014
Channel O Music Video Awards were completely
dominated by South African acts.
Singer Davido had been tipped before the
ceremony to be a big winner as he had 5
nominatons, but the Aye singer walked home with
none as he lost in all 5 categories, including 2 to
South African Casper Nyovest.
The only Nigerian winners on the night were Tiwa
Savage, Olamide & Kcee, with P-Square, Seyi
Shay,Flavour, 2Face, Niyola, Phyno &
Patoranking also joining Davido in coming back
home empty-handed.
The awards perhaps showed the dedication of
Nigerian fans towards their artistes, as the awards
were given out on fan votes.
See the winners list below.
MOST GIFTED MALE
CASSPER NYOVEST – DOC SHEBELEZA*** Winner
DAVIDO – AYE
RIKY RICK FT OKMALUMKOOLKAT –
AMANTOMBAZANE
K.O. FT KID X – CARACARA
SARKODIE – ILLUMINATI
MOST GIFTED FEMALE
THEMBI SEETE – THUNTSHA LEROLE
BUCIE FT HEAVY K – EASY TO LOVE
LIZHA JAMES FT UHURU – QUEM TI MANDOU
TIWA SAVAGE FT DON JAZZY – EMINADO**
Winner
SEYI SHAY – IRAWO
MOST GIFTED NEWCOMER
DREAM TEAM FT TAMARSHA, AKA & BIG NUZ –
TSEKEDE
CASSPER NYOVEST – DOC SHEBELEZA
EMMY GEE FT AB CRAZY & DJ DIMPLEZ – RANDS
AND NAIRAS
DIAMOND – NUMBER ONE** Winner
PATORANKING – GIRLIE O (REMIX)
MOST GIFTED DUO, GROUP OR FEATURING
UHURU FT OSKIDO & PROFESSOR – Y-TJUKUTJA
DJ CLOCK FT BEATENBERG – PLUTO (I REMEMBER)
R2BEES FT WIZKID – SLOW DOWN
K.O. FT KID X – CARACARA
KCEE FT WIZKID – PULL OVER** Winner
MOST GIFTED DANCE
UHURU FT OSKIDO & PROFESSOR – Y-TJUKUTJA
DAVIDO – SKELEWU
DJ CLOCK FT BEATENBERG – PLUTO (I REMEMBER)
P SQUARE – PERSONALLY
BUSISWA FT VARIOUS – NGOKU** Winner
MOST GIFTED RAGGA DANCEHALL
BUFFALO SOULJAH – BASAWINE** Winner
OREZI – RIHANNA
JESSE JAGGZ FEAT WIZKID – BAD GIRL
PATORANKING – GIRLIE O (REMIX)
SHATTA WALE – EVERYDOBY LIKES MY TING
MOST GIFTED AFRO POP
DAVIDO – AYE
MAFIKIZOLO FT MAY D – HAPPINESS
DIAMOND – NUMBER ONE** Winner
FLAVOUR ADA ADA
IYANYA – JOMBOLO
MOST GIFTED KWAITO
UHURU FT OSKIDO & PROFESSOR – Y-
TJUKUTJA** Winner
CHARACTER FT MONO T & OSKIDO – INXEBA
LENDODA
BIG NUZ FT KHAYA MTHETHWA – INCWADI
YOTHANDO
DJ VETKUK VS MAHOOTA – KHABA LENJA
DJ CNDO – YAMNANDI INTO
MOST GIFTED R&B
2FACE FT T PAIN – RAINBOW
JIMMY NEVIS FT KWESTA – BALLOON
GB COLLECTIVE FT BRIAN TEMBA & REASON –
CHOCOLATE VANILLA
DONALD – CRAZY BUT AMAZING** Winner
NIYOLA – TOH BAD
MOST GIFTED HIP HOP
CASSPER NYOVEST – DOC SHEBELEZA
KHULI CHANA FT DA L.E.S & MAGESH – HAPE LE
HAPE 2.1
PHYNO – ALOBAM
K.O. FT KID X – CARACARA
AKA – CONGRATULATE** Winner
MOST GIFTED SOUTHERN
DJ CLOCK FT BEATENBERG – PLUTO (I REMEMBER)
CASSPER NYOVEST – DOC SHEBELEZA** Winner
AKA – CONGRATULATE
ZEUS – PSYCH
K.O. FT KID X – CARACARA
MOST GIFTED WEST
R2BEES FT WIZKID – SLOW DOWN
DAVIDO – AYE
BURNA BOY FT D’BANJ – WON DA MO
OLAMIDE – TURN UP** Winner
DR SID FT DON JAZZY – SURULERE
MOST GIFTED EAST
SAUTI SOL – NSHIKE
DIAMOND – NUMBER ONE** Winner
NAVIO – NO HOLDING BACK
EDDY KENZO – SITYA LOSS
ELANI – KOOKOO
MOST GIFTED VIDEO OF THE YEAR
EMMY GEE FT AB CRAZY & DJ DIMPLEZ – RANDS
AND NAIRAS
DAVIDO – AYE
K.O. FT KID X – CARACARA
BURNA BOY – RUN MY RACE
TIWA SAVAGE FT DON JAZZY – EMINADO
DR SID FT DON JAZZY – SURULERE
RIKY RICK FT OKMALUMKOOLKAT –
AMANTOMBAZANE
CASSPER NYOVEST – DOC SHEBELEZA** Winner
SARKODIE – ILLUMINATI
DJ CLOCK FT BEATENBERG – PLUTO (I REMEMBER)
AKA – CONGRATULATE
DIAMOND – NUMBER ONE
Touchplay reporting,via imsu wifi ! LoL !
CelebritiesRe: Usher Excites Female Fans With A Stage Strip by touchplay(m): 7:29am On Nov 23, 2014
Old age don dey set in small small.....eyaaaaa !
RomanceRe: Today's My Bday, Show Me Some Love by touchplay(m): 10:56am On Oct 22, 2014
Oya....see love,chop am.Oya....see love,chop am.Oya....see love,chop am.

SportsRe: Platini: A German Should Win Ballon D'or - Not Ronaldo Or... by touchplay(m): 8:20am On Oct 20, 2014
nt even a Nigeria...a german .this man is sick !
FoodRe: What's Your Favorite Late Night (healthy) Snack?? by touchplay(m): 3:16pm On Oct 01, 2014
Mine z Ijebugarri sorrounded wit groundnut, sprinkled wit sugar,n garnished in a dano milk flavourd cold water....
ComputersRe: Hp Laserjet Printer/copier/scanner All In One For Quick Sale. by touchplay(op): 6:45am On Sep 26, 2014
Location,owerri.imo state nigeria.

ComputersHp Laserjet Printer/copier/scanner All In One For Quick Sale. by touchplay(op):
Brand new HP Photosmart C6280 All-In-One Inkjet

Interface
USB 2.0
Form Factor
Desktop
Duplex Printout
Standard
Memory Card Compatibility
Memory Stick, Memory Stick DUO, Multimedia Card,
Secure Digital (SD), xD Picture Card
Direct Printing Capabilities
Print Photos Without a PC
Printers Special Features
Borderless Printing
Media
Media Type
Banners, Cards, Envelopes, Greeting Cards, Index
Cards, Inkjet Paper, Iron-On Transfers, Labels,
Photo Paper, Plain Paper, Transparencies
Max Media Size
A4 (210 x 297 mm)
Media Capacity
100 Sheets
....Contact mi whatsapp or call 08068632859. #11,000

Forum GamesRe: Tag And Ask by touchplay(m): 11:58pm On Sep 09, 2014
Kachisbarbie: how many times do yu eat fufu in a week ?
PoliticsRe: Sacrifice Our Girls, But Destroy Boko Haram •chibok Girls’ Parents Tell FG • by touchplay(m): 8:35pm On Sep 07, 2014
Chaaaai ! I no 4rm day 1 daa dis chibok gals shit is a scam....
PoliticsRe: Sacrifice Our Girls, But Destroy Boko Haram •chibok Girls’ Parents Tell FG • by touchplay(m): 8:35pm On Sep 07, 2014
I no 4rm day 1 daa dis chibok gals shit is a scam....ChAiii !
RomanceRe: Women And Their Fishlike Behaviours by touchplay(m): 12:19am On Jan 11, 2014
texanomaly: I said women fall for money? undecided
yeS ma,yu said women fall 4 money,,,
yu also said mynd got money,,,,
Yu я̲̣ a woman,,,,
Yu jst fell 4rm a 44 storey building,,,,
4 Mynd,,,,
Bleeping yu wit no remorse,is in Mynds hand @ †ђξ moment,,,
Which nw makes yu a practical example of titus fish. !
CelebritiesRe: "I Am Not Bleaching, I Just Use Cocoa Butter" - Yvonne Nelson Cries Out by touchplay(m): 7:45am On Jan 10, 2014
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mition666 secret cult for you to be powerful and get all
you want in this word if you no you have
a strong heart to be a member. true this email; mition666@outlook.com or call 08185655581
. E.T.T !!! #mouth closed. lipsrsealed
Lakeside0807: Hello
i am mr, mayor. i was nealy frustrate by
those people called there self spell
casters and illuminati men. they take my
money and scam me. it was mition666
that rescue my life from them, am so happy today that am a great man on my
own. i will advice you to be pat of the
mition666 secret cult for you to be powerful and get all
you want in this word if you no you have
a strong heart to be a member. true this email; mition666@outlook.com or call 08185655581
. E.T.T !!! #mouth closed lipsrsealed

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