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when your oga came back and asked where you went to …..that was were a necessary “lie” should come in.
why didnt you say something like : ‘oga i saw 2 criminal looking guys, they passed the street/estate , so you followed to chase them not long’
oga go give you 1k sef for job well done 🙄
you dull me bro.

#1000

Jennyclay:
Another rant from a broke man

hold your peace madam. how much money you got ?

(milk)cornflakes, oatmeal are always on standby 247 in the house. the urge to drink garri comes only like 4 or 5 times a year, so i dont really care much bout it.

aysuprano:
Lampard should take a break from coaching, he needs to learn a lot

i swear to jah !

but then, this shouldn’t get to our dear front page !!!

fadilaMaikiriki:
When you see a woman with waist beads, what usually comes to your mind?
Be honest.

”na all of us e be ashawo ! “ in fireboy’s voice

lhordspy:
Legend has it that:

If you are destined to collect slap in Kogi state. and your flight is on its destination to Abuja. Enroute abuja, when you reach Kogi. You will jump down anyway and anyhow so as to collect that slap. It was destined.

A man who is destined to Embarass himself will always find a way to collect the embarrassment. Even if it is by going from one place to another wey dem no invite am.

Reality check: If you watch the video, they all laughed at Obi after Apkororo said those words not jokingly but seriously. This is awakening to reality i am always talking about that has started manifesting.

No Christian vote anywhere to depend on. The true Christian believers believe the only way out of this current Nigeria situtation is to vote a competent man like Asiwaju , a proven candidate. Not depending on trial and error like Obi, who is not practical about even the quotes and figures he is dishing around. A man without manifesto. Someone that cant even honour his Political engagement and rallies. Skipping it like a spoilt brat missing lectures.


Nigeria are wiser now. It is no more that country where you can use religious partioning and division to attain an unrealistic political ambition. Apkororo is from south-south i guess and also a Christian. I spoke to my Ijaw friends yesterday, they said same thing. That the whole south-south rural areas are tilting to the tent of Tinubu. Even some south-south nairalanders are confirming it here themselves.

With the rate this is going and turning out. Peter obi will not even win a single state in South-EasT, the only hope left for him too now, is shaky.

this is the biggest lie of the century. get out of here please!

free2ryhme:
My sub offers 100min calls, 100 sms and 10gb data for a month for 3k and unused calls, sms and data are rolled over to the next month if you continue your package subscription

tell me the package and network abeg

ambience:
How will they turn it on/off

it’ll be centrally controlled. by management.

50% of us here dont have pvc in ojo lagos.
the same 50% are willing to go extra mile to get pvc but this god forsaken apc governed inec people are not doing anything about registering new voters .
we are being disenfranchised here.
i dont know how to get this to LP and peter obi. like i’m tired of this country. even the small groups fighting and educating people on obi are charging as much as 3k - 5k to help register a new voter. whick kyn country be this abeg

MetaPhysical:
I swear to God, I can't understand it. Many people are pigs. The sweat, the fluids...everything is just yucky and must be washed off and the body refreshed.

i agree with you but which one be sweat ?
na poor man dey fvck dey sweat.
abhi you dey fvck poor man fvck oga dey ?

something about e that i love….
drops pen �

say no more

MadamVanessa:





Give me dark guys with huge, long, black with pink cap and veins full dick please.

BadEnglish:
More like, Nigga, I don't wanna fvck you

i disagree bro, shit is more like,
Nigga, i cant imagine myself fvcking you, over my dead body. never !

research wey people wey dey think don do for harvard finish year back,na im this old man carry come here use wan wow nigerians,collect star mtcheeeew

nowadays, money is just the priority

Revolution2022:
So 70k is a low budget?Na only a fraudster will make such statement.

yes. compare pricing with original. original is almost times 2 the copy price. so get it.

oga you bought a chinese 32 inches LG tv. come wan see clear hd on top ?
you will top like 50k to 60k to get original of same tv.
they supposed to tell its china tv you buying.
i sell electronics and i give price and pictures of original and low budget of any particular product you wanna buy.
*first picture is a pic of china lg 43 inches @ 90k
*second pic original lg 43inches model number 43lp500 @ 168k
*third pic is an original hisense 43 inches @ 153k.
you see the price difference?

buhari.
buhari.
buhari.
how many times did i call u ?

who else tried to stream the song asides me ���. this is the most stupidest song i’ve ever heard in my life time �‍♂️. God forbid . �‍♂️

why you come dey tell us ? you are a mumu man!

this man needs to be beaten !
if not for my landlord here that i fear ! ✊

iphone 7
available.
send a mail.

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Eryyy92:
is he older than zlatan ? . For now age doesn't matter man United just need a quality number 9. I think the little season he'll spend in United, he's going to add quality to the attack. Besides Jamie vardy, immobile, they still bang goals till now. We can't just rely on Martial for EPL and UCL matches.

you dinnor even reason our own odion ighalo.... na wa for u pipoo oh. ighalo no follow again �

gawd ! dis osibanjo daughter no bad @ all

i see no news here !

when i saw his name 'praise' from the onset, i knew he wsnt gonna last. why? because antichrists, witches and wizards, even most Muslims won't vie or vote for him. he limited his fanbase himself with that name, knowing fully well that we live in an evil and sinful world...

this is not an experience naa....i was expecting to read what he really went through during his ailing/fighting days with the virus. this is more like a reality to him,,,,,, i guess he still can't believe he could sit next to an ordinary citizen while fighting for his life, and his powerful dad could do nothing about it. !