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TravelRe: My Visit To Willow Wood: Hotel Allegedly Owned By Rochas Okorocha In Owerri by touchplay(m): 7:45am On Apr 24, 2020
tell diz men to shut up ! (shut up!)*in stomzy's voice.
okorocha don geh dat hotel tey tey,since way bk b4 he became governor. i was schooling in imsu then. the hotel is high up d hill after imsu junction when heading to orji.was formely lamonde. owns anoda one too same lamonde at amakohia area b4 warehouse roundabout, on a bungalow setting.....this guy get money b4 he became governor.una dey reason say him na poor man b4 him enta govt huz? like say una don see poor man that later became a gov in Nigeria b4. just like as my papa get 4 3story building flats nd a hostel to his name via his normal biz hustle,if he mistakenly gets one small political office naw,una gocm say him loot pub. funds...i bow 4 una o !
HealthRe: Jonathan Adewunmi Dies Of Coronavirus Disease In USA by touchplay(m): 11:00pm On Apr 22, 2020
camsyross:
Maybe the wife's name is Amarachi. (God's love)
not Gods love oga ...... but God's grace .
RomanceRe: Name One Song That You Hate And Everyone Else Loves by touchplay(m): 12:09am On Apr 12, 2020
billionaire - teni
fall - davido
most naira marley's asides 'puta'
many more yeye songs i cant remember.
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Told A Guy She Is Not In A Relationship by touchplay(m): 10:03pm On Apr 01, 2020
Ogediluv:
You will pay me for reading this long post. Girlfriend and boyfriend matter everywhere, everyday. We wey no get, who we go dey talk about nah...
hafa ? .....star boi dey for you (singing in wizkids voice grin)
EventsRe: Nairlanders Having Fun During a Weekend hangout At Lekki Conservation Center by touchplay(m): 2:10pm On Dec 25, 2019
una don begin e-fight and superiority complex shit on just one get together some free spirited nairalanders organise..... Online village people !
RomanceRe: My Boyfriend Threatened To Leak My Sex Tape With A Guy Online!!! by touchplay(m): 8:20pm On Nov 24, 2019
Plebian:
Put a hex on your boyfriend and his miserable friend, they were in on it, pee on the lemon as substitute for the cursing oil. I was raped I know how it feels. Curse them from the depths of your pain.
jesu ! angry
CelebritiesRe: Ifu Ennada Leaks Alex Chat About Yvonne Nelson & Nana Akua Addo by touchplay(m): 2:51pm On Nov 14, 2019
why are they now telling me their problem ? they should cm and see real problem outside here,mtcheeew(mk i rush drink this garri b4 e swell)
RomanceRe: Bhut' Hector & Nonhlanhla KFC Marriage Proposal Goes Viral by touchplay(m): 11:22am On Nov 10, 2019
baba God,shower your blessing on me... lemme feel your grace and one good wife too cry
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2019 Grand Finale And Winner Announcement (Live Updates) by touchplay(m): 6:41pm On Oct 06, 2019
Over 70% of Nigerian youths are into fraud....... tell me y FRODD no go win ?
TV/MoviesRe: Bbnaija: Diane Bursts Into Tears As Mercy Tells Story Of Her Family (VIDEO) by touchplay(m): 9:49pm On Sep 29, 2019
hmmmmmm,acting a movie scene ,for sympathy votes abi ?
CelebritiesRe: E-Money Of Ghana Promises To Give Tacha 20 Million Naira On Monday by touchplay(m): 8:54pm On Sep 28, 2019
NaijaTushboy:
people wer go Bleep this Tacha plenty oo had it mean that i have a verified instagram account i wouldn't mind contesting for this pussy even though it will cause ma life.
kaaai i zon zie.....see reasoning,cos of kpekus
EducationRe: Flogging Boys On The Buttocks And Girls On The Hands In Schools by touchplay(m): 10:57am On Sep 07, 2019
KngGezy:
Its crazy

To be flogged on the buttocks is very painful


At times most guys wear extra boxers and inner shirts to reduce the impact of the cane on their bodies. But at times a knowing teacher outsmarts them by requesting they pull it off. Or by holding their trousers when flogging.

I think flogging is a temporary measure as a bad child will be a bad child. The whites dont make use of these crazy techniques. Yet they are far more progressive than us the supposed cultural and religious fanatics.

I thank God in the latter years of my secondary school life till i finished caning was abolished. After some teachers spent time in police cell.

Looking back as a free adult. I think the best means of correction is by mediation and talking sense into the child in a way that he or she will listen.
taaa ! una no knw as e dey go . u cannot escape flogs in hopebay college 07 ,unless u a dead guy.wen mr madu, h.o.d with dat im agbalumor koko on his forehead..i use to chop der flogging(all cos i was addicted to sagging my trousers) on a normal like food but den i found a remedy to collecting it sweet like sugar.. all i had to do ws squizz ma ass hard while d floggings going on,den after i smile back to normal mode,adjust my trousers back to sagging mode ..
CelebritiesRe: Teddy-A Bachelor Night, Bambam's Bridal Shower, Traditional Wedding Tomorrow by touchplay(m): 7:31pm On Sep 06, 2019
AverageAnnie:
She's looking pregnant... abi my eyes dy deceive me?? Congrats to them.
wetinconsyn you!?!?!?!! is it your pregnant ?!?!?!?> huh
CrimeRe: Armed Robber Arrested At A Church Retreat In Lagos by touchplay(m): 1:19am On Sep 02, 2019
PennywysCares:
biko
Umunna which one is saint Patrick renewal church?

Is that related to the real catholic universal church family I belong?

Biko help me I don't understand the name
st Patrick's catholic church,ojo Lagos. Their charismatic society in the church(amen community)are the ones that hosted the retreat last week Wednesday through Friday ,tagged "the new experience". thank you .
SportsRe: Chelsea Sold The Most Players In EPL With A Transfer Ban by touchplay(m): 8:38pm On Aug 31, 2019
azipilicueta 0,zouma 0, Williams 0,pedro 0......i need these players outta chelsea too,please cry
BusinessRe: How I Recieved An Instant Loan Of Over N1m Without Going To The Bank by touchplay(m): 11:24am On Aug 29, 2019
priceaction:
That's great. Welcome development too but you need to make sure you ask lots of questions and get good answers related to the loan before you finally settle for it. Naija bank can be funny at times. Make e no come turn to innoson - gtb saga which hunter became hunted.
By the way anyone knows how to get my money or credit back. I bought MTN card via access Bank apps yesterday only to get network error and disconnection. But after few hours ,got debited 3 times and NO even single credit on the phone in anyway up until now. Is there a solution to that?
send a mail to : contactcenter@accessbankplc.com
providing details and screenshot of the debit alert you got after ther failed transactions. they will access and credit back within 72hours if genuine.
happened to me dayz back,i sent a mail and got credited the next day.
SportsRe: I'm Scared Real Madrid May Not Be Able To Afford Me- Pogba by touchplay(m): 2:57pm On Aug 04, 2019
pogba your papa ! no even think am. just dey your day at Manchester united there . you want to come and spoil hazards game,oga dey your day i take god beg you! I'll really wanna see your happy face when you lead man u to relegation this season .
PoliticsRe: "There Is Panic At INEC Abuja Headquarters" - Reno Omokri by touchplay(m): 8:17pm On Jul 15, 2019
success1smyn:
We all know THE LAST GENERAL ELECTION WAS SURELY RIGGED AS MOST OF THE ELECTION WE HAVE HAD AND CONTINUE TO HAVE, but calling your informants moles is very bad. How do you want them to feel after reading this?
oga,mole they are....for once mr Nigerian,please learn how to call a spade a spade, you will not die.
TravelRe: Seeking A Cheap Town With Good Electricity Supply In Nigeria by touchplay(m): 9:32pm On Jun 30, 2019
Iyajelili:
I hear there's 24hours light in Birni-Kebbi the state capital of Kebbi State
kinda 16hours+ u get a day in birnin kebbi,but when it rains(july-august) ,you wait 5 hours for wire to dry before they bring it back. but the heat there from march through june na die,can go up to 42°.you gaz buy a/c.
BusinessRe: ECOWAS Adopts ECO As Name Of Single Currency by touchplay(m): 8:28am On Jun 30, 2019
kaaaai ! i just dey reason wetin naira marley go come do now ? is he now going to upgrade to "ECO MARLEY" ? grin
Science/TechnologyRe: Common Snake In Eti-Osa Area Of Lagos: Is It Venomous Or Poisonous? by touchplay(m): 8:21pm On Jun 18, 2019
Olorunnim:
There's a website you can upload the pictures on and it'll tell you about the Animal.
why not type out the website's name here....na wa oh ! abi you wan collect consultation fee ?
PoliticsRe: Muritala Abiola: Obasanjo Collected N3m From Abiola To Work Against Abacha by touchplay(m): 10:59pm On Jun 02, 2019
Niaja4real:
U said u gave a cheque of 3m from your brother to OBJ's driver with no name & no specific date, how are u sure the person u gave the alleged cheque to, was OBJ's driver since u were not sensible enough to enquire of his name. Assuming, but not conceding, that the person u delivered the alleged cheque to, was indeed, one of OBJ's driver, how sure are u?, that the alleged cheque actually got to Chief Obasanjo?, as u could not confront him with the alleged cheque issue when u claimed to have met with him one on one. And beside, u said u rejected food that was offered to u & perhaps money, but collected 4 bags of rice & some tubers of yam in your car trunk & went back home. To me, u sound more like an unrepentant lie & like another attention seeker.
you are mistaken bro......he said after obj offered food which he rejected and told obj he didnt cm for food but have cleared what he came for,obj asked them to give him rice and tubers of yam. "he just left the place",meaning obj was just offering stuffs that wasn't in any way the answer he expected from obj regarding the advice obj gave to babangida nd co. he just left the place,because obj was suggesting trash,and nothing reasonable.
RomanceRe: Can You Kiss Your Bae During Early Morning Sex Even When They Have Not Brushed?? by touchplay(m): 9:52pm On May 26, 2019
Plolly:
Nope I'm done with nairaland guys
grin
RomanceRe: Can You Kiss Your Bae During Early Morning Sex Even When They Have Not Brushed?? by touchplay(m): 9:51pm On May 26, 2019
if you didn't brush d nyt before .. d pussyy isnt running away, neither is d dickk. just carry ur smelling mouths to d bathroom nd do d needful . sm guyz saliva wud av changed chemical formula to sniper that early morning. na die ni !

WebmastersRe: Nairalanders, How Did You Discover Nairaland? by touchplay(m): 9:27am On May 26, 2019
i discovered nairaland 2009 through a prostitute, prostituting prostitute guyz up and down my street.
PoliticsRe: Atiku Vs Buhari: Legal Fireworks As Tribunal Set To Begin by touchplay(m): 10:04am On Apr 25, 2019
YOU ARE A FULL TIME SCAMMER !!!!!!!!!!!
AND A LEARNER @ IT TOO !!!!!!!!!!!
RomanceRe: Burna Boy's Girlfriend Stefflon Don Shares Stunning New Photos by touchplay(m): 8:59am On Apr 17, 2019
henriettttta:
Burna boy just dey enjoy this one wink
same way I'll enjoy u soon,no fork or knife. just like eba wink
HealthRe: Lady Enters Gutter "After Lodging With Man In A Hotel" In Lagos. Photos by touchplay(m): 11:31am On Apr 15, 2019
cucumbae:
Fake news
Even with video proof and pictures everywhere u still dont believe....do you even believe in the God serve ? huh
CelebritiesRe: Ceec Wears Tight Massive Cleavage-Baring Outfit. Photos by touchplay(m): 6:17pm On Apr 11, 2019
i dont know what made mi click dis....now i just finished seeing pure rubbish.
please nairalanders How do i unsee dis?
EventsRe: Guinness Gold: Guinness Unveils New Premium Golden Lager Beer At Lagos Event by touchplay(m): 10:38am On Apr 11, 2019
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Muscomide:
Budweiser too light joor. This na Naija top three beers:
1) Heineken
2)Goldberg[/s]
2) Life
3) Trophy[s]

1. Heineken
2. Star
3. Goldberg
4. Stout
5. Life,Trophy
6. Origin
7.Legend
8.Hero
9. Gulder
10. 33"
CelebritiesRe: Regina Daniels Enjoys Her Dubai Trip by touchplay(m): 9:50am On Apr 11, 2019
dollytino4real:
no wedding ring on her finger,
miss ring observer, otumba ring notificator 1 of nairaland....i hail thee !
PoliticsRe: BREAKING: Sanwo-olu Leads Agbaje With An Unassailable 400,000 Votes With 5 Lgs by touchplay(m): 7:13pm On Mar 10, 2019
lionness:
Let’s get over this election so we can deal with the Ibos once and for all. We can start with demolishing all their properties in Lagos and chasing them away like you fumigate bed bugs away from a clean place.
Go Sanwo Olu let’s deal with these haters and jealous fukas
what a poor uneducated fellow you are.
we(igbos) own properties in lagos,and as lazy and mentally derailed as you are, you wish to chase us away..... fucking sorry for jealous ass,cause we will keep on hustling,buying all buyables and investing,till u and ur sorry ass families move down the atlantic with canoe while waiting for death to cm.

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