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CelebritiesRe: "I Am Not Bleaching, I Just Use Cocoa Butter" - Yvonne Nelson Cries Out by touchplay(m): 11:42pm On Jan 09, 2014
Nigerians and their thing ! Smh..... For those saying 'i use cocoa butter,y is my colour still the same ?. What She uses is Queen Elizabeth Cocoa Butter, AND NOT MAMA GBENGA cocoa butter mixture lyk the one yu got 4rm a gateman's kiost..... Car na car,bt person wey dey drive 1989 peugeot 504 n person wey dey cruise 2014
Toyota Camry cant in eni way,get †ђξ same groove..bt na Driive all dey drive....so pls stop 8ing....she uses wa† her skin wants..n its lyk wow !...... Must yu guyz beef enityn dat makes sence?9ja n jeolousy...smh
EducationRe: Useless, cringe-worthy Degrees? by touchplay(m): 3:07pm On Jan 03, 2014
phredy: is lyk na shit de do me like dis o,wher is d Toilet pls?
. Hieee sowiε,,,,Run-walk 2 ur houx kitchen....n do it. Slowly eni wer der....
FamilyRe: 9 Reasons Why Some Nigerian Ladies Remain Single For Life by touchplay(op): 10:31am On Jan 02, 2014
Yeah....n i no single ladies in their 30's wunt lyk dis
Family9 Reasons Why Some Nigerian Ladies Remain Single For Life by touchplay(op):
I was going through some blogs,with some personal experience i'v had with some nigerian ladies,here are 9 reasons,i think why some nigerian ladies remain single for life.........true or false ?
1. Many nigerian ladies will end up singles for life because of media
exposure- it is so disheartening how a lady will glue her eyes on a
mobile phone from morning to night, only to raise it up to focus on
television to watch another celebrity entertainment channel. Tell
me, what else will dominate this lady’s mindset aside how to live a
fake celebrity life being promoted on television channels?
2. Many nigerian ladies now dislike cooking and home chores just
because they had been totally brainwashed by movies showcasing
men playing the role of women in a family, and due to excessive
exposure to modern media that promotes gender-equality in a
destructive way that’s aimed at destroying the unique African
family setting that made our previous African marriages
everlasting and envious to the westerns. Now, with this attitude,
how do you expect a African man to desire to marry when he
knows he is
only buying more headache and trouble than helper for himself?
3. Excessive makeup turns most decent and serious-minded men
off- if you have observed, you will discover that most men dislike
excessive makeup, and more don’t even like it at all; reason they
often times discourage their true loved ones to do away with it
cos it speaks ill of a lady even though so many men will applaud and
complement you for looking like an Egyptian mummy. A slight
makeup is okay; but if you are out for marriage, try always to look
simple and natural, it will attract better men, decent and serious-
minded, except you are still living in your high school life and not
thinking towards marriage.
4. Stop Giving Your Number Out To Every Joystick & Harry! No
man would want to propose marriage to a lady whose phone is
always talking and laughing with unserious calls. You may not be a
playgirl, but he would judge you as one, and will likely flee at the
slightest chance or disagreement.
5. You Don’t Bring Any Value Into The Life Of Men You Date or
Are Dating- because your best friend married without
contributing anything to the man that finally married her, doesn’t
mean it will work for you that way. Think, work towards
equipping yourself so that you can be a value and also add value to
his life to convince him that you are worth committing to. Adding
value to his life isn’t by giving him money, or material gifts,
nope….good counsels, being his best friend, helping him attain his
goals in life, lending him moral, mental and spiritual support, and by
not just being a liability that only bring requests and problems to be
solved.
6. Your Friends Run Your Life- how do you expect to find a
husband when you still allow your clique of friends to be dictating
which man you meet is worthy of your love and which is not?
When will you wake up and face the fact that those your best
friends even though they cherish you, wouldn’t want you to marry
before them or to marry the best man?
7. You Give Everything Out During Dating- As a single lady who has
not been taken to the altar, you need to reserve some things for
your husband to be, especially your body, respect it and preserve
it at all cost. In the past, men rushed to marry to get certain things
or privileges they had been constantly denied while being single.
Such privileges include and not limited to: constant sex and
companionship, good food and tidied home, etc. But today, a single
man gets even the best and of course more of constant sex,
good food and excellent home-keeping more than his married
counterparts, so tell me how the hell you want him to desire to
marry you when you have given him virtually everything he desires
from a wife while being his girlfriend? And the most painful part
of it all is that he knows that you are prepared to cut down on
sex supply, cooking, home-keeping, etc once he marries you, so
why would he not want you to remain his girlfriend for life?
8. You Package Yourself Wrongly- in your attempt to look sexy,
adorable and maybe appealing to guys, you have derailed from
appealing to appalling. In fact you look more whorish than modest;
more distractive than attractive, and more disgusting than
adorable. Your dressing style determines who gets attracted to
you most times. If you dress high school, only high school-thinking
guys will be attracted to you, and if you dress excessively sexy
and provocative, only randy men will come to you for urgent
satisfaction of their immediate sex urge, so don’t be fooled by
media hyping of certain kinds of dressing, they are meant for
certain set of ladies you wouldn’t like to be associated with, be
careful. Remember, not all clothes that look sexy are good for a
seriously searching for a soul mate single lady.
9. You Lack Manner, Character, Wisdom and Good Home
Upbringing- definitely, your ‘hot girl’, ‘pretty girl’, ‘sexy girl’ looks
will win you so many men; both the good, and the bad, but your
inner beauty, your character and manner are the things that will
determine whether any of those men would stay or run after
accomplishing their evil missions. In order words, do away with
nagging, being possessive, challenging with men in negative ways,
the mentality of ‘what a man can do a woman can do better’, a lie
devil has used to deceive and destroy so many ladies today, please
do away with it.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: David Moyes on the verge of being sacked. by touchplay(m): 9:18am On Jan 02, 2014
;DEhya....... dancing skelewu,demnstrating a bye -bye sign @ same time..
FashionRe: What Type Of Perfume Do You Use? by touchplay(m):
As a 200L nigerian student,m cool wit ma Joop !!! (I wunt spoil dis yrs resolutoin Wit a lie.....nt withstanding †ђξ fact daa m being opppressd with lies in here @ †ђξ moment)
CelebritiesRe: Photo: Is Miss Kedike (Chidinma) This Small ?? by touchplay(m): 11:30am On Dec 29, 2013
n so f,ucking wa† huh
RomanceRe: My Big Brother Told Me I'm Too Flashy... by touchplay(m): 11:20pm On Dec 20, 2013
Hmmmmmm.
RomanceRe: Do Ladies Prefer Cute Or Hot Guys (With Pictures) by touchplay(m): 11:04pm On Dec 20, 2013
em bahd gyals,be lyk..:.....he's †ђξ guy next door dey do talk abou '
RomanceRe: Do Ladies Prefer Cute Or Hot Guys (With Pictures) by touchplay(m): 10:52pm On Dec 20, 2013
[quote author=Mr•Olodo]all ladies prefer a hot guy like me




#team-----#
Am proud to be an Olodo-----#[/quote]wor-wor,die !
RomanceRe: Do Ladies Prefer Cute Or Hot Guys (With Pictures) by touchplay(m): 10:51pm On Dec 20, 2013
[quote author=Mr•Olodo]all ladies prefer a hot guy like me




#team-----#
Am proud to be an Olodo-----#[/quote]wor-wor die !
RomanceRe: A Mathematics Student Leter To His Girl Friend. by touchplay(m): 10:42pm On Dec 20, 2013
grin[color=#000099][/color]brb,make i go check Soup wey dey faya.
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Tested Me With Cheating & 'Pregnancy' by touchplay(m): 7:58am On Dec 15, 2013
Omor....ma gal has done worst ni...... Imagine a gal. I 'v bleeped uncountable times with out coats on..called mi phone on a gud day,n ws crying 4 allmost an hour...i felt lyk dieing wen she finally told mi she went 4 test in †ђξ morning,n she ws HIV+....it sounded so real,cos she ws kinda ill during dat period....i nearly die. Thank God i didnt go with my mind 2 drop 4rm were i ws receiving †ђξ call,my pent house. Mehn,no b small tin.....my head jst swell up,cm n see cold n sweat @ same time all over mi body....i took evritin maturely sha,n passed †ђξ f**king test...buh i warned her seriously,neva 2 play with ma feelings again..cos dat kinda test cud take smones life......gals n dia brain. Smh
PoliticsRe: Fashola Hands Over 16 Newly Constructed Roads In Mushin. PICS. by touchplay(m): 11:55am On Dec 11, 2013
Just one road...n yu here givin us different perpective picture view....mtcheeew
RomanceRe: Have You Tried This Before? by touchplay(m): 11:30pm On Dec 07, 2013
2 5 9 14 15 29 37 17 3........No 69 there.
EducationRe: NASU Plans Solidarity Strike In Support Of ASUU. by touchplay(m): 11:14am On Dec 02, 2013
who †ђξ huh Is the mod daa placed a ban on m̅ƹ...? Have been waiting for you since morning.......[]oya come outside,,,lets do it man-to-man (˘̯˘ ) !
Music/RadioRe: Drake Vs Kendric Lamar Vs J. Cole by touchplay(m): 12:13am On Nov 30, 2013
In rap......kendrick Lamar. Most handsome.....j.cole. ....drake is gud looking he raps well,he sings well too
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Drop Ur 2go Id..or Whatsapp Numba by touchplay(m): 11:59pm On Nov 29, 2013
Touchplay66 2go.....whatsapp 08068632859
EducationRe: All ASUU Strike News::1st July-16th December 2013 by touchplay(m): 10:29pm On Nov 28, 2013
lymelyte: Not again.. another meeting? Are you for real? Source pls!
dnt tell mi dey want2 do anoda meeting again..... []E b lyk say e get wetin dis assu people dey chop 4 dis meeting alwAys wey dem no wan green tell us. ....naija don cast !!! Na yahoo,soccer betting sure pass 4 boys lyk dis.... Gals na xmas jamborie n illegal straffs Sure pass..smh. Assu! assu! assu! ,hw mani times did i call yu ? Pikin wey say him mama no go sleep,him too no go sleep oOº°˚˚˚˚°ºOo .... !!!.
Jokes EtcRe: Patrick Obahiagbon On ASUU Strike... by touchplay(m): 10:28pm On Nov 27, 2013
touchplay: In this popularised and authenticated century of endtime....auto-monogamic human should not b put in a platonic situation of un -rationalised delibrate stay-@-home....this has a wide effect on †ђξ lively hood of compromised behavioural character in teenagers ,therby causing decomposition in future output,proposed n surposed in diaspora,,,in †ђξ nations economic full capacitated nation leaders...
Jokes EtcRe: Patrick Obahiagbon On ASUU Strike... by touchplay(m): 4:17pm On Nov 27, 2013
In this popularised and authenticated century of endtime....auto-monogamic human should not b put in a platonic situation of un -rationalised delibrate stay-@-home....this has a wide effect on †ђξ lively hood of compromised behavioural character in teenagers ,therby causing decomposition in future output,proposed n surposed by diasporal,,,in †ђξ nations economic future capacitated nation leaders...
PhonesRe: What Phone Are You Currently Using? by touchplay(m): 11:37pm On Nov 26, 2013
M currently uusing a louis vuitton crested blackberry bold 4.......

Technology MarketRe: How Much Is LG Plasma TV 32 Inches? by touchplay(m): 2:40pm On Nov 24, 2013
Hello......yu wunt get an LG plasma tv new @ †ђξ moment becos its nt into production again.unless yu want a used one.
Yu can only get LG LCD new or †ђξ latest LG LED tv..
We sale †ђξ 32 inch LCD @ N42,while LED is N55,000.......Whatsapp/ number 08068632859.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Drop The State U R 4rm And Ur Bbm Pin by touchplay(m): 11:59pm On Nov 12, 2013
Imo born.....Skuling @ owerri.,.buh resyds in lagos...BBM pin 220f7c85.
AdvertsRe: Can You Work With Me? by touchplay(m): 4:14pm On Nov 10, 2013
08068632859
Nairaland GeneralRe: What Is The Worst Nairaland Nick Name U Have Seen by touchplay(m): 5:24pm On Nov 07, 2013
Zikdik...
PhonesRe: My Friend Need A Tecno 7 Inch Tablet Android Just Above Jelly Bean by touchplay(m): 8:15pm On Nov 05, 2013
Yu can check fO̶̲̥̅̊r its specification online....†ђξ one i have for sale is †ђξ tecno m7...price is 23k.m in lag,,,,,08068632859 wwhatsapp. 220f785 bbm

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