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Nigerians and their thing ! Smh..... For those saying 'i use cocoa butter,y is my colour still the same ?. What She uses is Queen Elizabeth Cocoa Butter, AND NOT MAMA GBENGA cocoa butter mixture lyk the one yu got 4rm a gateman's kiost..... Car na car,bt person wey dey drive 1989 peugeot 504 n person wey dey cruise 2014 Toyota Camry cant in eni way,get †ђξ same groove..bt na Driive all dey drive....so pls stop 8ing....she uses wa† her skin wants..n its lyk wow !...... Must yu guyz beef enityn dat makes sence?9ja n jeolousy...smh |
phredy: is lyk na shit de do me like dis o,wher is d Toilet pls?. Hieee sowiε,,,,Run-walk 2 ur houx kitchen....n do it. Slowly eni wer der.... |
Yeah....n i no single ladies in their 30's wunt lyk dis |
I was going through some blogs,with some personal experience i'v had with some nigerian ladies,here are 9 reasons,i think why some nigerian ladies remain single for life.........true or false ? 1. Many nigerian ladies will end up singles for life because of media exposure- it is so disheartening how a lady will glue her eyes on a mobile phone from morning to night, only to raise it up to focus on television to watch another celebrity entertainment channel. Tell me, what else will dominate this lady’s mindset aside how to live a fake celebrity life being promoted on television channels? 2. Many nigerian ladies now dislike cooking and home chores just because they had been totally brainwashed by movies showcasing men playing the role of women in a family, and due to excessive exposure to modern media that promotes gender-equality in a destructive way that’s aimed at destroying the unique African family setting that made our previous African marriages everlasting and envious to the westerns. Now, with this attitude, how do you expect a African man to desire to marry when he knows he is only buying more headache and trouble than helper for himself? 3. Excessive makeup turns most decent and serious-minded men off- if you have observed, you will discover that most men dislike excessive makeup, and more don’t even like it at all; reason they often times discourage their true loved ones to do away with it cos it speaks ill of a lady even though so many men will applaud and complement you for looking like an Egyptian mummy. A slight makeup is okay; but if you are out for marriage, try always to look simple and natural, it will attract better men, decent and serious- minded, except you are still living in your high school life and not thinking towards marriage. 4. Stop Giving Your Number Out To Every Joystick & Harry! No man would want to propose marriage to a lady whose phone is always talking and laughing with unserious calls. You may not be a playgirl, but he would judge you as one, and will likely flee at the slightest chance or disagreement. 5. You Don’t Bring Any Value Into The Life Of Men You Date or Are Dating- because your best friend married without contributing anything to the man that finally married her, doesn’t mean it will work for you that way. Think, work towards equipping yourself so that you can be a value and also add value to his life to convince him that you are worth committing to. Adding value to his life isn’t by giving him money, or material gifts, nope….good counsels, being his best friend, helping him attain his goals in life, lending him moral, mental and spiritual support, and by not just being a liability that only bring requests and problems to be solved. 6. Your Friends Run Your Life- how do you expect to find a husband when you still allow your clique of friends to be dictating which man you meet is worthy of your love and which is not? When will you wake up and face the fact that those your best friends even though they cherish you, wouldn’t want you to marry before them or to marry the best man? 7. You Give Everything Out During Dating- As a single lady who has not been taken to the altar, you need to reserve some things for your husband to be, especially your body, respect it and preserve it at all cost. In the past, men rushed to marry to get certain things or privileges they had been constantly denied while being single. Such privileges include and not limited to: constant sex and companionship, good food and tidied home, etc. But today, a single man gets even the best and of course more of constant sex, good food and excellent home-keeping more than his married counterparts, so tell me how the hell you want him to desire to marry you when you have given him virtually everything he desires from a wife while being his girlfriend? And the most painful part of it all is that he knows that you are prepared to cut down on sex supply, cooking, home-keeping, etc once he marries you, so why would he not want you to remain his girlfriend for life? 8. You Package Yourself Wrongly- in your attempt to look sexy, adorable and maybe appealing to guys, you have derailed from appealing to appalling. In fact you look more whorish than modest; more distractive than attractive, and more disgusting than adorable. Your dressing style determines who gets attracted to you most times. If you dress high school, only high school-thinking guys will be attracted to you, and if you dress excessively sexy and provocative, only randy men will come to you for urgent satisfaction of their immediate sex urge, so don’t be fooled by media hyping of certain kinds of dressing, they are meant for certain set of ladies you wouldn’t like to be associated with, be careful. Remember, not all clothes that look sexy are good for a seriously searching for a soul mate single lady. 9. You Lack Manner, Character, Wisdom and Good Home Upbringing- definitely, your ‘hot girl’, ‘pretty girl’, ‘sexy girl’ looks will win you so many men; both the good, and the bad, but your inner beauty, your character and manner are the things that will determine whether any of those men would stay or run after accomplishing their evil missions. In order words, do away with nagging, being possessive, challenging with men in negative ways, the mentality of ‘what a man can do a woman can do better’, a lie devil has used to deceive and destroy so many ladies today, please do away with it. |
;DEhya....... dancing skelewu,demnstrating a bye -bye sign @ same time.. |
As a 200L nigerian student,m cool wit ma Joop !!! (I wunt spoil dis yrs resolutoin Wit a lie.....nt withstanding †ђξ fact daa m being opppressd with lies in here @ †ђξ moment) |
n so f,ucking wa† ![]() |
Hmmmmmm. |
em bahd gyals,be lyk..:.....he's †ђξ guy next door dey do talk abou ' |
[quote author=Mr•Olodo]all ladies prefer a hot guy like me #team-----# Am proud to be an Olodo-----#[/quote]wor-wor,die ! |
[quote author=Mr•Olodo]all ladies prefer a hot guy like me #team-----# Am proud to be an Olodo-----#[/quote]wor-wor die ! |
[color=#000099][/color]brb,make i go check Soup wey dey faya. |
Omor....ma gal has done worst ni...... Imagine a gal. I 'v bleeped uncountable times with out coats on..called mi phone on a gud day,n ws crying 4 allmost an hour...i felt lyk dieing wen she finally told mi she went 4 test in †ђξ morning,n she ws HIV+....it sounded so real,cos she ws kinda ill during dat period....i nearly die. Thank God i didnt go with my mind 2 drop 4rm were i ws receiving †ђξ call,my pent house. Mehn,no b small tin.....my head jst swell up,cm n see cold n sweat @ same time all over mi body....i took evritin maturely sha,n passed †ђξ f**king test...buh i warned her seriously,neva 2 play with ma feelings again..cos dat kinda test cud take smones life......gals n dia brain. Smh |
Just one road...n yu here givin us different perpective picture view....mtcheeew |
2 5 9 14 15 29 37 17 3........No 69 there. |
who †ђξ Is the mod daa placed a ban on m̅ƹ...? Have been waiting for you since morning.......[]oya come outside,,,lets do it man-to-man (˘̯˘ ) ! |
In rap......kendrick Lamar. Most handsome.....j.cole. ....drake is gud looking he raps well,he sings well too |
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lymelyte: Not again.. another meeting? Are you for real? Source pls!dnt tell mi dey want2 do anoda meeting again..... []E b lyk say e get wetin dis assu people dey chop 4 dis meeting alwAys wey dem no wan green tell us. ....naija don cast !!! Na yahoo,soccer betting sure pass 4 boys lyk dis.... Gals na xmas jamborie n illegal straffs Sure pass..smh. Assu! assu! assu! ,hw mani times did i call yu ? Pikin wey say him mama no go sleep,him too no go sleep oOº°˚˚˚˚°ºOo .... !!!. |
touchplay: In this popularised and authenticated century of endtime....auto-monogamic human should not b put in a platonic situation of un -rationalised delibrate stay-@-home....this has a wide effect on †ђξ lively hood of compromised behavioural character in teenagers ,therby causing decomposition in future output,proposed n surposed in diaspora,,,in †ђξ nations economic full capacitated nation leaders... |
In this popularised and authenticated century of endtime....auto-monogamic human should not b put in a platonic situation of un -rationalised delibrate stay-@-home....this has a wide effect on †ђξ lively hood of compromised behavioural character in teenagers ,therby causing decomposition in future output,proposed n surposed by diasporal,,,in †ђξ nations economic future capacitated nation leaders... |
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[color=#000099][/color]brb,make i go check Soup wey dey faya.