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PoliticsRe: PDP Sues INEC For Insisting On Card Reader by touchplay(m): 5:27am On Feb 14, 2019
apc want to use osun formation on Saturday...no,no,no. we aint taking daa shit.
CelebritiesRe: "Men Them" - Paul Okoye With Peter Obi by touchplay(m): 3:12pm On Feb 04, 2019
peter obi wey i dey chill with now now for alaba int. nt more dan an hour ago don run go meet paul okoye. undecided
PoliticsRe: Buhari Has Insulted The Constitution – Agbakoba Reacts To Cjn’s Suspension by touchplay(m): 11:21pm On Jan 25, 2019
oladele00:
Buhari will continue to fish out corrupt personalities out of our system.. Before the 2023 election, he would have been able to fish out all corrupt persons in Nigeria. God bless PMB
your pa !
PoliticsRe: Why Atiku Travelled To USA – Obi by touchplay(m): 8:59pm On Jan 18, 2019
ShameOnAPC:
Hit like if you have PVC and you'll Vote AtikuObi.

Let's show Zombies that we aren't Atikulating with mouth
idont av pvc ooo,ws serving in kebbi state last yr wen d craze for pvc ws on,buh didnt see or notice anything abt it wer i was serving..now im so needing it like mad ! if not for atiku,obi alone. we need to vote dis man in there !
BusinessRe: Femi Otedola At Lagos University Staff School In 1971. 46 Years Throwback Photo by touchplay(m): 9:19pm On Jan 17, 2019
wow,dats mi pri school wen i was transferred in primary 1(cos i too know book cheesy) from stepping stone school satellite town to
lasu staff sch, primary2, 1995 - 2009 primary 6.
Gods grace,we gon be alright !
SportsRe: Inside Jude Ighalo's New Mansion In Lekki, Lagos (Photos) by touchplay(m): 1:14am On Dec 31, 2018
MENTORCH:
Football money pass yahoo and music o! because it’s clean also. Just to kick ball and you get paid heavily. Sometimes I wonder why they get paid heavily for such an easy game.
e be like say u neva trap ball since u cm planet earth. its neva easy my friend !
FamilyRe: My Teenage Sister Already Having Sex With Yahoo Boys & My Father Is An Extremist by touchplay(m): 3:02am On Dec 28, 2018
IamPlato:
She Used To Be His Favourite Years Ago but She Just Changed like She Got Cursed Or Something...


Also My Father Is A Strong Choleric and Will Never Listen To Anyone Because He Believes He is Always Right And Never Regrets his Actions... We Are Not Even Close at All. We Are Two Different Person
I'm having same kinda dad too. i feel ur pain bro.
TravelRe: Where Is Best Place To Resettle Aside From Lagos And Ogun? by touchplay(m): 8:08am On Dec 25, 2018
spiralwedge:
In my quest online, i found this

1. Ibadan: Life is relatively cheap in Ibadan, the capital of Oyo state. Transport fares in Ibadan range from N20 to N150. This price can be beaten down, depending on the bargaining power of the passenger. Even motorcyclists fares range from N30 to – depends on where you're going to.

2. Lagos: If you're not well boxed up, don't step into Lagos ''Danfo'' (the name for the commercial bus), else you may be stranded and embarrassed. Lagos transport fares are scary. What you spend on transport fares in Lagos in a day is enough to cater for feeding in some cities, and travel to neighbouring communities. The lowest transport fare in Lagos is N50, and that's for the shortest imaginable distance. Especially during fuel scarcity, transport fares in Lagos hit the roof. Some people spend more than half of their income on transport fares in Lagos. Transports fare in Lagos is as high as N300, even more. Tricycles charge from N50 to N100. Motorcycles charge as high as N2,500 for far distance. Terrible traffic is also one of the frustrations with Lagos transportation.

3. Osogbo: A capital city that is as cheap as Osogbo is not so many in Nigeria. Life is very affordable in the Osun state capital. The popular public transport in the city known as 'Korope' range from N30 per boarding. Motorcycles rates is similar to that of ''Korope''. It ranges from N30 to N50.

4. Akure: Akure, the capital city of Ondo state is also an affordable city with cheap transport fares. The least transport fare to major parts of the city is pegged at N50, while the highest is N70.

5. Owerri: Life is expensive in Owerri, the capital of Imo state. The city is divided into three – North, West and Municipal. Municipal is the core government area. 'Tricycle', otherwise known as 'Keke maruwa' is mostly used for commercial transportation in Owerri Municipal. Motorcycles operate in North and West. The least transport fare is N50 for any drop, while the highest is N70.

6. Abuja: Life is expensive in Abuja. The commercial transport fares in some remote parts is at N150 at the least. A taxi drop in the nation's capital is charged at N500 or more.

7. Port Harcourt: Life is expensive in Port Harcourt. With not much difference from Abuja in transport fares. Commercial transportation in the town is around N100 to N150, and depends on your destination.

8. Kaduna: With life relatively cheap in Kaduna, it goes same with transport fares. The least transport fare in Kaduna is N50. In most cases where you don't have up to such amount, you can bargain to N40. The highest is N100.

9. Abeokuta: Life is at an average affordability in Abeokuta, the Ogun state capital. The cheapest transport fare in Abeokuta is N50.


10. Ilorin: With life affordable in Ilorin, the least transport fare is N50, while the highest is N150, and still depends on your destination. Ilorin can be likened to Ibadan in terms of cost of transportation and food items.

11. Ebonyi: The least fare is N50, highest is N100. But because of fuel issues, it rose to N150 to some parts of the state. Motorcycle rates in Ebonyi range from N50 to N100.

From: nigerianbulletin(DOT) com/threads/public-transport-fares-in-major-cities-across-nigeria.221656/
oga stop misleading people...owerri has no tricycle or bikes running in the city(u only find bikes/keke in villages outside owerri town)been abolished for more than a year ago by the governor. only mini buses and cabs are present in owerri ryt now...and mostly ranges from N100 normal stops,or N50 on very short distances. in owerri jobs there hotel workers,club house workers,bankers,and civil servants. big supermarkets can strive there,and eateries too,lastly if u know hw cook good food/ restaurant or to make nice Shawama on a good site,sell with drinks / ice cream,u will make it there .wanted to venture into it wen i ws schooling there buh village people didnt allow mi.
RomanceRe: Nairalander Couple Pray In Pre-Wedding Pictures by touchplay(m): 9:31pm On Dec 04, 2018
simpleKUSH:
you are ugly...
your wife is ugly..I don't see this lasting
im guessing ur parents separated long ago before u were born ryt?
EducationRe: Man Buys N1500 Pencil In Ikoyi Lagos, Shares Photo by touchplay(m): 7:57pm On Nov 20, 2018
There are pencils that are more expensive than that....especially the ones used for big time artwork by artists. u dey do big boy go buy am,smtyn u for just ask for d ones nursery school children dey use do tracing Na I'm u need and not that. 100 naira at most . you cm do big boy buy am. I understand daa kind levels sha,I'm guessing one fine babe behind u waiting to pay too,so u just gas finish d bigboy levels make u no go fall ur hand.
CelebritiesRe: Tonto Dikeh Won't Kiss Her Boyfriend Again For Eating Grasshopper (Photos) by touchplay(m): 8:42pm On Nov 15, 2018
she must be date-fvcking a man from d north then. Na dem dey chop roasted grasshopper. saw it were I did Nysc Kebbi state. dem dey rush d tyn like 'akara'..
PhonesRe: Get Up To 50% Discounts On Infinix Black Friday by touchplay(m): 9:57pm On Nov 10, 2018
TechCapon:
So I should dash my friends free retweet abi ? who will now retweet for me to reach 500 ?

Meanwhile see our leaders of tomorrow below
you never can tell ,,,,,they might be fainting to KING MONADA'S NEW DANCE 'malwedhe' grin
NYSCRe: NYSC BATCH 2017 B STREAM-1 POP Pictures by touchplay(m): 5:01am On Oct 19, 2018
Kebbi cofa !

SportsRe: N'golo Kante Eats Rice & Curry, Plays FIFA At Fan's House In London (Photos) by touchplay(m): 1:38pm On Sep 18, 2018
Kira290:
guy please where can I buy a used bluegate ups without battery in Lagos?
touchplay66@live.com
send me a mail ,and I'll reply ur need asap.
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RomanceRe: The Finest Boy On Nl Has Arrived (rate My Pics Guys) by touchplay(m): 2:09pm On Aug 02, 2018
chai !

RomanceRe: Group Shipping On Whatsapp! by touchplay(m): 5:13pm On Jul 26, 2018
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NYSCRe: Edited by touchplay(m): 4:06pm On Jul 24, 2018
y'll welcome to oebbi state ,land of equity..... a very peaceful state, a place dats hot ,march/April/may where d temp can be at its hottest 42 degree. Buh at d moment its 32degree at its hottest,and its the raining season. always very cold when it rains with lots of wind. and it rains at least 3 times in a week and mostly at night. harmattan comes in October,Nov,DEC,Jan,feb and always shivering cold these times. I enjoyed my camping cause we entered camp late November.it was cold through out . m henry batch b 2017 currently serving in kangiwa ,arewa local government Kebbi state .300Naira to and from birnin Kebbi. chat mi on whatsapp 08068632859. for questions and enquiries.
NYSCRe: NYSC 2018 Batch B Corps Members Thread by touchplay(m): 3:50pm On Jul 24, 2018
otondos posted to kebbi ,i greet yu ! hope u already in cam,p or still on your way? its a nice esperience at darkingari camp....welcome soldiers ! its hot in Kebbi ,march/April/may where d temp can be at its hottest 42 degree. Buh at d moment its 32degree at its hottest,and its the raining season. always very cold when it rains with lots of wind. and it rains at least 3 times in a week and mostly at night. harmattan comes in October,Nov,DEC,Jan,feb and always shivering cold these times. I enjoyed my camping cause we entered camp late November.it was cold through out . m henry batch b 2017 currently serving in kangiwa ,arewa local government Kebbi state .300Naira to and from birnin Kebbi. chat mi on whatsapp for any question or enquiry : 08068632859.
NYSCRe: 2018 Kebbi BATCH A- Corp Member "Let's Meet Here" by touchplay(m): 3:43pm On Jul 24, 2018
aktem:
Found kebbi on my call up letter this morning.... i heard d heat over dere is crazy.
its hot in Kebbi ,march/April/may where d temp can be at its hottest 42 degree. Buh at d moment its 32degree at its hottest,and its the raining season. always very cold when it rains with lots of wind. and it rains at least 3 times in a week and mostly at night. harmattan comes in October,Nov,DEC,Jan,feb and always shivering cold these times. I enjoyed my camping cause we entered camp late November.it was cold through out . m henry batch b 2017 currently serving in kangiwa ,arewa local government Kebbi state .300Naira to and from birnin Kebbi. chat mi on whatsapp for any question or enquiry: 08068632859.
HealthRe: 5 Ways To Get Rid Of Dark Lips by touchplay(m): 3:53pm On Jul 17, 2018
Zaynabtemmy:
i have pink lips already
use it to pay ur bills then.
EducationRe: I Survived Boarding School In Nigeria! A Thread For All Boarders In Nigeria. by touchplay(m): 7:59am On Jun 02, 2018
I survived boarding school in nigeria.....after my junior sec at hope bay college,I ws transfered to Federal govt college ijanikin Lagos nigeria unity school...it ws hell for me cos I No jam life ,until after two terms in d school before I started having sence. Dey stole almost every of my provision and house wears,,,,with ss3 guyz maltreating us lyk refugees.I didn't stay in the main dormitory cos t was filled up,I had to stay in extention w had just like 30 of us,and I tot it ws alright not knowing d capital of hell was in extension hostel. D worst part of it was d nikename I wa given,obinna s my name and I had a namesake in hostel who dey call ob'iance ,baince ws d name for beans in school den,so day said since dey already have obiance,automatically I should be called ob'loaf,(beans and bread huh)Na so oh,I rebuke am die,Buh d more I get angry at it d ,more it became popular,,,,e really scatter my stay try out my senior school,cause anytim I was called by classmates,e dey really derep my swag,nd kind of made me a gbolocks.... Nnamdi azikwe ,d grand sun of zik of Africa ws my class mate den,this guy is one of d guyz that popularised d name obloaf, anywhere way u dey nnamdi,god go punish you ! Shout out to takim elias,mudashiru, fapounda Ogun kee u too for returning d slap I gave to you DAT day in class with miss aigbokan our govt teacher.Ss1c-ss3c then. Gboyega bisileko I can't forget you,and if u see this try send me message,intelligent guy ,God fearing and a really nice guy .
FamilyRe: Childern's Day: Tell Us What Your Kid's Favorite Colour Is! by touchplay(m): 3:05pm On May 27, 2018
Phucci red,nhipple pink,and my comes white. grin
PhonesRe: No More Poor Network As Nigerians Introduces New "Super SIM Card" by touchplay(m): 8:38am On May 25, 2018
11Anonymous:
Nice innovation. But can one use more than one network at the same time in the SIM? I use more than one SIM not because of quality reception but what the network have to offer.
One for cheap calls the other for cheap data, the others incase they become cheap or for tweaks smiley
No one network have it all.
bro,which network for cheap calls,and which of their tarrif plan do you make use of ,please.
BusinessRe: Jumia Takes Free Delivery Service To More Cities by touchplay(m): 8:50am On May 01, 2018
y didn't they include my o'town ? were things are happening. ala owerri
RomanceRe: I Asked Her Out, But She Said Let's Just Be Friends by touchplay(m): 6:38pm On Apr 27, 2018
Zealoy:
Pls guys there's this babe I love so much so I approached her and asked her out but she says let's just be friends that she's not yet ready for Relationship yet, pls guys what do u think I'll say to her cuz I can't stand being just a friend I want to be more than just a friend to her.
you fvck up,you see a girl way u lyk,yu run go toast her.Dats old school man.if you see a girl u like,just try be pally with her,show normal care,Buh don't giv too much fvck,if you handsome,neat,got swags,flow nd got doe.with time na she go later toast yu,or giv u daa tyn u dey really find lyk free gift.
EducationRe: "They Use Hausa To Teach English Language In The North" - Kano Corper Claims by touchplay(m): 3:16pm On Apr 27, 2018
Nnemuka:
I schooled in one of the unity schools up north as far back as 2007 and what they all said here are pure lies.
Most of our teachers at a point left to lecture in Federal universities and i can say majority are now professors.
Quit the lies, attack Buhari if you hate him but don't discredit what we had back in those days. sad
I guess that's a federal unity school. u can't compare unity schools with d state govt abi Na local govt sec schools in d north. m a serving Corper in Kebbi kangiwa and its d truth.... in primary schools,they teach pupils in 95% Hausa language. in sec schools too their permanent staffs teach them in combined hausa80% and 20% English language.
they only appreciate you if u speak hausa .I teach jss3 and majority of dem don't understand english at all.m moving to ss2 were dey understand bit of english next term cos m tired of marking zero's after every quiz or exam .
BusinessRe: Learn Photography Here For Free!! by touchplay(m): 4:49pm On Apr 23, 2018
angrydrinking hot water Dats meant to be cold,but cos of Dis kebbi northern sun its so so hot,water I left inside my room oh,don't knw haw long m gonna deal with dis..... waiting for op to continew,vezing at same time,sweating,and hungry too. Nysc no go key me !
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija: Nina "Lolu Appears Stingy, I Cannot Date Him" by touchplay(m): 1:06pm On Apr 08, 2018
sisipelebe:
abeg no vex, i no know say na small thing they vex you grin
thank you .
CelebritiesRe: Myke Ikoku's 50th Birthday Party In Owerri: Davido Performs, Nollywood Stars by touchplay(m): 9:53pm On Apr 07, 2018
I miss o'town ar swear...... i geh my highest Friday groove here back in uni days. after downing 3 bottles @mimi's place den we enta
@NV night club(all seasons hotel) shisha,vsop,sprite,water n dem bad asx babes.
we go cm begin craze,,,,enta stage,begin scatter floor, "bad gbedu season5","feel me now",begin grove.
it ws fun mehn.
I miss o'town.
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija: Nina "Lolu Appears Stingy, I Cannot Date Him" by touchplay(m): 2:06pm On Apr 02, 2018
sisipelebe:
What do you expect from an owerri babe.
pls ma'm,u can say ur mind but liv owerri out of this,please. (I dey quick vex)
TV/MoviesRe: 2018 Oscars Winners by touchplay(m): 12:20pm On Mar 05, 2018
Pls,which site is d best to download this kinda movies on android. lipsrsealed

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