Samantha124:
Come on, I'm just asking you a friendly question..

I don’t have a security detail but I am currently in a police secured 5 star hotel. I have a personal driver that drives me round town anytime I am going out. He was well recommended. I don’t stay later than 6pm outside. I also try to blend in buy not wearing expensive clothing.

Samantha124:
Okay, let me mind my business then.

But did you finally manage to get some security guards to protect you?

none of your f*cking business. Come see for yourself

Samantha124:
You need to get off your high horse and STFU..🤣🤣🤣

stfu please. You don’t know how much ppl are suffering here .
You shouldn’t be commenting on threads like this because You can’t relate!! I dare you to come to Nigeria for a 2 weeks vacation. Ozuor

schoolboymatt:


An average civil servant earning minimum wage won't dare take a cab that cost that much...you probably took an uber,

be sincere, how much would it have cost in where you came from?

this is not a rhetorical question.

probably 13$ minimum wage is $15per hr. 13k in Nigeria is 43% of MONTHLY MINIMUM WAGE. Do the maths

Father4all:
why the insult?

he is a frustrated person that has no hope of leaving this dog on country.

MoneyMustBMade:
You won't understand this op until you leave Africa, then you will understand his view

exactly. Most of them are blind as fuckkkk. Some are saying just 2 years, as if 2 years was yesterday. Do you know how much I have saved in 2 years? Do you know how my quality of life has increased in 2years? I have even gotten way fatter, me that used to be skinny like a broom stick. They are suffering and smiling without knowing

beejaay:


just two years outside the country and you are already like kingkong....pele tie oooo ara ilu ebo.. abeg quick go back, we sef no want you here

people like you are reasons why Nigeria is how it is. You are suffering and smiling. What the fu…ck do you mean by 2 years? Do you know what I have achieved in 2 years been in America? Do you know how much I have saved? I pity you. 2years to you in this hell fire called Nigeria is just yesterday but to me that has been in a sane country, 2 years has been a long time because I have achieved alot.

You’ve never been here so you don’t know how worse things have been over the years so stfu!!

Samantha124:
You were born and raised in Nigeria and you only left for two years, but now you're already acting like you left Nigeria for 20 years with your nagging..

Get off your high horse and face reality... You're busy asking how Nigerians survive as if you don't know... I've never been to Nigeria before, but I don't see myself ever asking such a question even if I do visit one day because already nairaland has given me an idea of some things to expect when visiting the country.

Opurumiri:


You're a bloody attention seeker! Why not get in the next available flight to where you came from. Mugu!!!!

you’re a big G.oat

I landed Nigeria yesterday from the US after 2years of Japing. Nothing seems to have gotten better, things have become very worse! How exactly do people live here in Nigeria? So many people begging you for money. Gosh, I can stay in this country for longer than 3 weeks. I can’t! I just cant!!!
The cab i took from the Airport to my apartment charged my 13k for a 35 mins drive It got me wondering how civil servants with families survive in this country considering how expensive things have become and salaries are constant.

isabi2lof:
Me wey don spend 5yrs for Yankee kor

you get papers?

MT:
We are not a nation of barbarians. Your question is condescending. So, you don't read news, you don't have people in Nigeria?

2 years out of Nigeria, you are already feeling like the next big thing after sliced bread. No be your fault, it's the UK promo that gives you chance, and policy change is about to be announced tomorrow by the UK home secretary.

Stop gloating

mumu!
Smh

JeffreyJunior:
It's not as bad as it sounds in nairaland but still be careful.

I'm currently in my home state Anambra and will be here for a few more days. I can say it's relatively peaceful except for border towns.

First thing I've noticed is that state and non state folks are taking advantage of ipob uprising to commit crimes, settle scores and take vendetta actions for business and political deals gone wrong just like in the times of bakassi boys.

Be safe by blending in and limiting your outreach as soon as you land.

Thanks boss. I will be spending 3 weeks. I plan to blend in definitely. Gonna be Driving Same old car, uber sometimes, etc

Ireportlive:
The heat that would welcome you while stepping of the plane

Lol

Airport staff would beg and beg

chai 😆

ednut1:
This is funny. Nothing has changed in 2 years. Do the same things you did before japa

lol okay noted

I will be visiting Nigeria for the first time since Japaing 2 years ago, any security tips or economic tips I should know?

Swear ogun

ThoShelby12:
Pls what are our changes of getting an Emergency visiting date approved to attend a brother Military graduation(July,2023).
The invitation is in favor of my dad(62yrs) and 1(30).

Though, we haven't fill the DS-160 form yet. I awaits my dad to get his passport by the end of this month.

I'm open to suggestions,ideas and contributions.
Thanks

Any update on this?

Differentiate:

But why is it only Nigerians.?
Chinese immigrate same as Indias , Mexicans and all other race . and they abide by the rules and regulations of the country they immigrate to. With their families and loved ones without any palava of he brought me in and he's demanding for the money I work for .
Honestly black races is a very special being. Everything about us is disorganized.

you honestly don’t know what you’re saying.

slimjohn2k5:
I was listening to the radio and the discussion is on this.

Story1: naija man in US had argument with the wife n she called police that he wants to kill her. Police came, arrested him n after releasing him, asked him to stay away from his wife for 30days. He was staying with his guy, but on the 25th day, the wife called and begged him to return home that she have realized her mistakes. He went and they were discussing when police knocked at the door, she asked him to go n hide in the room. Police asked the wife if he has come home, she said no and the police requested a search, he was found in the toilet. You know the rest of the story

Story2
Oga took his wife to US for holiday and she absconded because she do not want to return to Naija

Story3
A man took his wife to the UK, the wife framed him up, he was arrested. Then the wife filed for asylum, reason that if she return to Nigeria, her inlaws will kill her. Luckily for the man the police knew her plans and sent them both to Nigeria. The man then divorced her

Other stories like men doing house chores etc

With all these stories, a matured mind is needed to confirm and advise

The lady in story 2……Life will tire her wella

Following

Truthenunciator:
Another one is that dancer wey marry oyinbo

lol kora obidi abi?

What kind of a country is Nigeria? This is tribalism at it’s peak. Terrorist Gunmi, Patami and Criminal Abba Kyari are walking freely because they are northerns. Damn I regret ever being a Nigerian.
Chiwetala Agu was wearing a Biafra attire not IPOB or ESN attire. Damn what a usesless country

kingsolomonjnr01:

Is she an American or African?

she’s African

lawkenoz:
40 secs man don drop quote. You want virgin so that she won't compare your weak arse game with better gbola abi? your analogy and comparison doesn't even make sense to begin with.

Virginity is a virtue which is dependent on your moral or religious value. Some men like the olosho you hate why? Cuz she dey knack well and sex is all he cares about, some men love the borehole you dismiss.

Virginity disappears once the hymen is gone. After it leaves what remains is what matters. The Oloshos of today were virgins of yesterday.

Virgin can turn olosho anyday, Nigerians aren't the most disciplined people on the planet after all....we rank highest for porn watching, google exposed us, so that your virgin is probably waiting to use it to mugu you! After all she knows you're likely not a virgin yourself and will use it to make you loose guard....by the time you realise what's happening, your gateman is chopping the kpomo you thought was your sole proprietorship.

Small children wey never marry go dey make noise noise about upandan.

reminds me of my Virgin ex those days. We were in a serious relationship and planned in getting married, because I was sure she would be my wife, I decided to devirgin her. Omo na so this girl begin knack her next door neighbor o. When I discovered I asked her why? She said she wanted to know what it feels like to do it with other ppl. Lol Imagine we had gotten married.
Marriage is a big deal and anybody that prioritizes Virginity over Love, good moral conduct and SENSE is heading for doom

jmoore:


I will choose a virgin with a sweet and amazing character.

how about a non virgin with a sweet character vs a Virgin with dirty character?

You didn’t DECIDE to stay, you just don’t have the opportunity to migrate. Cheers

omoadeleye:
You lots of unpatriotic people should stop choking us with the menace of escaping the country for greener pastures.


It's now getting boring, if you decide to leave now, just fvcking leave.


I don't know why yall keep notifying us of leaving, so we that decided to stay and rough it in our country now, we should start bombing afghans because you left your home country to another country?

Or haven't been in various hospital (both govt and private) with the unruly behaviour of all these health practitioners, they always feel like a God.

If na una mama born you make you act the way you always act to patients here in Nigeria in abroad...

EXOUSIAng:
Has he ever been able to harras the pres out of any country sincehe started this clout chase?

Nigerians can be so stupid.
Buhari shouldn't attend the UN summit cos he is the only president of the only country in the world with problems?

If the president had not gone for the meeting same Reno Mockery would be up on Twitter making noise...
I stopped listening to this guy a long time ago.
I don't trust men who lack control of their tongue.
Same reason i have zero respect for Nnamdi Kanu and his new minion Simon Epka, Men who plan war on Twitter and radio stations.
Simon Epka claims to be in the military yet he announces every step of their strategy on the internet...
The fulani herdsmen you call illetrates are actually smarter than the Finis military trained Ipob leaders...

you’re just a dumb mf. Your likes are the reason buhari is screwing with Nigeria.

Food for Boko harm