₦airaland Forum

Greenbullet:
your ban enhhhhhhh

yes o can't wait

davthom:
dude your list is missing snake,b**bs,celebrity status .......

God bless u, mmm will not close up until you withdraw your money first. Say a loud Amen...

sinaj:
Head of life


Hope his lips return to d normal size tho lol

Dis kpomo lips go good for stew

Sinaj even you too? Abah na, my lip still dey under treatment after our meeting that evening.

Neimar:
I nid a BJ dix hot afternoon

You to go white garment church for delivering, with better big stick to flog u

Rita30:
No darling! He's a rich gentle man not a gladiator

Lol.... Oga Glad I beg commit suicide pls am begging

Rita30:
Hmm sounds like my dream guy

smiles... hope u had no nightmare while dreaming lol

Someone once said that children's kitty cat is better, A yoruba man though.

jnrbayano:
Paste it here.

let him bring along his tooth brush.

Hi ladies of Nairaland, here's how to know some of u ladies crush, Mr lala on ground. since He's scared of his face being used as a meme. our team has decided to let you ladies know how and what he looks like....

#He wears lence glasses, with black handle

#Carries a laptop even on a first date

#barbs skin and keeps mustarh beards

#Anytime u with him he presses his phone like always.

#On the first date he asks you if u a member of
Nairaland

#He is not too short and not too tall

#He is not too fair and not too dark.

Next time u in the mall and he shows up call him mr lala, he will frown... just know he's the one

Thank me later.

Modified:
He tatoes a logo of snake on his left ear and right eye.
And he says hi to bursties
Also he eats rabbits a lot

rubsaphy:
Don't ever completely trust us. we might have your best interest at heart, but we still can't be completely trusted.

In falz voice
In short you has the ones that hasz joinz the baddest gangz

All these girls that use English for fake name, they has allz joinz badt gang

thespokenword:
Glo remains the best in my hood( GTB,BARNAWA Complex,Kaduna) But then , there is always this down time period with all networks . So, I buy Glo 1k ,now for 3.2 gig. For down time period, I switch over to 1 gig for 6h valid for 3 months, to serve me through Glo trying times, totalling 1200 naira per month. For heavy downloads and updates , I wait till weekend when I sub for 2h for 1 gig on Glo...if by occasion, it got exhausted before a month, I sub again..

GLO IS GOOD OHHH BUT NOKIA NETWORK IS BETTER

Wilgrea7:
nobody knows how the judgement will be on the last day.. it is written that Jesus will render to every man according to his works.. on the last day we will find out

hmmm I see

KissChris:
I think I've done this before

14. Please search the forum before creating a new thread on Nairaland.

ok thanks

KissChris:
I think I've done this before

14. Please search the forum before creating a new thread on Nairaland.

ok thanks

To the ladies, sometimes some dudes tries forcing you into a conversation and you not in the mode for talking, but he still insists and then you drop a name for him fake.lol what name comes into your lips?

GodIsFoolish:
[size=50pt]Chelsea 4-0 Manchester United: Premier League


Chelsea fans celebrating in Northern Nigeria[/size]

You must be either a boko haram or a vampire, better still u both

nice jokes

I really wanna know where those who never heard of the gospel of Jesus go to when they dies, or how will they be Judged.

dollyjoy:
Not a fan of "Dos and Don't" abegi, life is too short to be spent on obeying norms.

You need serious deliverance, by 7 major bishops/Imams to conduct it for you. or better still be nice to those old women in your village, they will pity u and restore your destiny.