Please do you have any salary idea for the different adhoc roles?

I am thinking of applying for quality assurance, and discovered there's special work force, which resonate with me more, but will like to know which pays more

Wow, can't wait to be at the event o.

Agulimah:
So unfunny and am not even kidding

I guess u are a victim. Just thinking to myself tho

Between ICT and AGRICULTURE which is mostly needed in Nigeria during this economic recession?

SAW

The Aptitude Test for the Nigerian Navy 2016 Recruitment Exercise scheduled for 9 April 2016 has been re-scheduled for 14 May 2016.

In addition, additional centres are being established to enhance the management of candidates during the Test. This and other developments will be communicated to the candidates in due course. Any inconvenience caused by the change in date is highly regretted. Visit www.joinnigeriannavy.com

What about men?

This is what blood vessels in human heart looks like

Two of the four Alpha Jets bought from the United States in 2015 by the immediate past administration of Dr. Goodluck Jonathan to enhance the operational capability of the Nigerian Air Force (NAF) to combat Boko Haram insurgency in the North East “could not be deployed to the theatre of operation before now due to the inherent weapon delivery deficiency hence its limited use for training purposes,” NAF said yesterday.
NAF Director of Public Relations & Information, Group Captain AK Famuyiwa, said yesterday in a statement that NAF in its bid for increased self-reliance, has successfully reconfigured the two “demilitarised Alpha Jets in its inventory that were hitherto acquired without weapon delivery capability.”
According to him, “The urgent need, in recent times, to commit more NAF platforms to OPERATION LAFIYA DOLE to enhance the success of the counter insurgency operation necessitated the Service to look inward to seek ways of achieving its drive for self reliance through research and development.”

Authorities of the Obafemi Awolowo University, Ile-Ife, Osun State, have suspended three student union leaders for allegedly assaulting a professor.
The students are the President of the student body, Omotayo Akande who bagged six semesters (three years); PRO, Emmanuel Ojedokun – four semesters (two years); and Secretary General, Seun Oketooto – four semesters (two years).
The trio are all final year students and they would have started their examinations in the next two months.
Students of the university, however, argued that the suspension of their leaders have to do with their recent agitation for better welfare conditions on campus.
It would be recalled that students of the OAU had staged a day peaceful protest, lecture boycott and later media campaign against the poor state of infrastructure in the university.
Subsequently after the students agitation for better welfare, the authorities of OAU shut down the university by declaring a mid-semester break which lasted for about a month.
The school had since the closure of the school also suspended student unionism on the campus.
It was further learnt that some hall (hostel) executives ?in the university are currently facing a panel for their roles in the protest against poor welfare on the campus.
The suspended OAU Student Union President, Mr. Omotayo Akande, confirmed the suspension in a statement aimed at dousing confusion among students.
Akande, who is a 500-level Chemical Engineering student said, “We will like to note that the union is currently examining the situation and will try to adopt the best approach to handle the victimisation and achieve not only our reinstatement but also ensure that the cause for a better welfare condition is achieved in the university.”
He claimed that none of the suspended students had any record of impoliteness, adding that the protest was embarked upon after diplomacy failed.
Meanwhile, the Alliance of Nigerian Students Against Neo-Liberal Attacks has faulted the suspension of the students.
The group described the action as not only escapist but also undemocratic.
It added, “We wish to state that we strongly condemn the victimisation of student activists by the authorities under any guise; and we advise the OAU management to desist from such a vindictive action.”

http://www.myschoolgist.com.ng/ng/oau-students-union-leaders-banned-for-14-semesters/

SAVE THE VAGINA NOW!!!
To maintain a healthy vagina you must know what to do to avoid infection and it is equally important to educate your sexual partner on some of them to also help you help the vagina.
Here are some few things you can do or avoid.
1. Fingering
During pre-intimacy or romance, as part of it some people insert their finger or fingers into the vagina. The question is, how many people wash their hands before sexual intercourse? Some people do not even keep their nails clean so it gathers a lot of germs and during the fingering, these germs are deposited in the vagina...leading to infection. Same thing apply to autopleasure acts or masturbation.
2. Anal sex
I am not here to tell anybody to have anal sex or not to but I simply want to draw the attention of those who engage in anal sex with the opposite sex that it is dangerous to have anal sex and continue having penovaginal sex. If this is done, the penis will pick bacteria from the anus and deliver them to the vagina even if you are using a condom....whichwill lead to infection.
3. Quest to make the vagina TIGHT
Some guys complain bitterly about the vagina of their sexual partners. They complain that it's too big and they no more feel any sensation during intercourse. Some ladies are therefore pushed to find a quick solution and in the process some use herbs or other substances in the vagina with the hope of making the vagina tight. Some of the substances cause infection or sepsis. Some of the herbs can cause the vagina to get tighter to the extent that penetration is no more possible. This will require treatment.
4. Douching
Some parents, when bathing for their baby girls put warm water in a milk tin or dip a towel in the warm water and pour the water through a hole made beneath the tin or squeeze the water out of the towel into the vagina of the baby. This is sooooo WRONG as it can damage the hymen.
Some parents also insert ginger or pepper or both into the vagina of adolescents as a form of punishment. This is sooooo WRONG as it can lead to infection.
Some people are use to bathing by adding dettol or other detergents to the water and they put this solution inside the vagina with the help of sponge or towel or just the hand with soap to clean the vagina. This is soooo WRONG as it will change the normal flora in the vagina, leading to infection.
5. Use of water closet
Some people have the habit of not sitting on the seat of the WC when using it so they end up urinating on the seat. The possibility of picking infection when using it in that condition is high. Don't let your pant be at the thigh level when using the WC especially the public ones as the inner of the pant may rub the surface of the WC. Where the water is not running and people have used but have not flushed and you don't have any choice but to also use it, use enough toilet roll to cover before using the WC to avoid any splashes on the vulva.
6. Washing and drying
Develop the habit of disinfecting your panties frequently...depending on the number of pants you have. Keep exclusive panties to wear whenever you are menstruating and don't mix those panties with your regular panties. Pay particular attention to those panties when washing. Ensure that the panties are made of cotton and are dried in the sun or well ironed to kill germs.
7. Change sanitary pads
Some people try to economize the use of their sanitary pads so during the period they tend to still wear the pad because there is little or no blood. This is soooo WRONG as it can lead to infection.
NB: If there is any bad scent from the vagina or there is a discharge coming from the vagina then it might be an infection which you have to have it treated.
Help save the vagina by ensuring that you get the message to as many friends as possible. Help save the vagina by getting the message to your sexual partner or sisters. Let us all join hand in saving the vagina.

Pray For Buhari, Fayose Urges Nigerians
Ekiti State governor, Mr Ayodele Fayose, has called on Nigerians to pray specially for President Mohammadu Buhari; saying, “The President needs God to give him the necessary wisdom to be able to find solution
to the country’s economic and security problems.”
The governor also challenged the Minister of Information and Culture, Lai Mohammed to relocate to Sambisa in Borno State or Yobe and move around there without heavy military security if indeed he was sure that Boko Haram had been defeated.
Speaking through his Special Assistant on Public Communications and New Media, Lere Olayinka, Governor Fayose said; “only God’s intervention can save Nigeria from the present economic and security problems as it is glaring that the man running the affairs of the country at the federal level does not have any answer to the problems.”
He said, “Even the Holy Bible said in James 1:5 that if anyone lacks wisdom, he should ask God and as it is, igerians must assist the President in asking for wisdom and understanding to tackle the country’s economic and security problems before Nigeria is further plunged into more woes with the federal government’s decision to borrow N2.2 Trillion, which translates to N6.066 billion per day to finance the 2016 Budget.”
He described the Federal Government’s announced reduction of petrol pump price from N87 to N85 per litre as a continuation of the All Progressives Congress (APC) government’s governance by deceit, saying, “Even secondary school students of economics know that you cannot deregulate and regulate at the same time.”
The governor said; “it is only in a confused and clueless economy that government will plan to spend more when revenue has reduced by more than 50 percent.”
Governor Fayose, who maintained that petrol will not sell below N100 per litre in 2016, added that; “Even now that the price is N87 and subsidy is yet to be removed, Nigerians are buying at between N130 and N300 per litre. What will now happen when they remove subsidy and allow market forces to determine the price?”
The governor described claimed by the Information Minister that Boko Haram insurgents had been defeated as strange.
He said, “Nigerians will only take the minister serious if he relocates to either Sambisa in Borno State or Yobe State and stay there till the end of March, next year without heavy military security.”
He said; “To show their level of confusion, two days after the Minister of Information declared that Boko Haram had been defeated, President Buhari said the government would persuade Boko Haram to abandon their fight. One then wonders how the same Boko Haram insurgents Lai Mohammed said were already defeated will have to be persuaded to abandon their fight.
“Interestingly,the same Boko Haram that Lai Mohammed said had been defeated reported attacked Kimba village in Gur ward of Biu Local Government Area of Borno State yesterday night.
“Therefore, the Information Minister must show Nigerians how peaceful Borno and Yobe States have become after the defeat of Boko Haram by relocating to either Sambisa, Maiduguri or Yobe.”

‪#‎ Suleiman‬Mohammed
Today we bought fuel for N170 KD, I was angry about that and felt I was not going to just allow it to go so I looked for a post a shared of DPR field officers, I got in touch with one but he told me he is in KT and urged me to send an sms in a form of complaints so dat he can forward it to the KD field officers, I did dat but was still not satisfied so I google DPR field officer for KD and Abj I was lucky d search came up fruitful cos I got contacts of zonal operations officers of all d 36 states. I called dat of kaduna, I laid my complaints to him which he said I should send it as a text message, I did but felt it he was not goin to do anytin.?After sometime he called and asked if I was close to go and see for myself, I didn't hesitate I rushed down and alas DPR had taken over operations and were giving out fuel free in the two filling stations I complained abt. Since he pleaded with me to give him a feed back so I did. Talking with him he made me realized dat d challenge dey face in carrying out their assignment is the fact dat members of the public do not inform them of such happenings and most times wen dey go out for inspections, the stations quickly adjust dia pump price. I decide to narrate dis so as to plead with us not to hesitate informing DPR and all others responsible of any irregularity we see at any filling we need to help them carry out their duties diligently below contact for all zonal operations and copy of my complain: "Pls I wish to bring to the notice of DPR field officers in kaduna d disheartening activities of two filling stations namely sassada petroleum limited and Ms petroleum all situated at the bypass adjacent to NDA bypass gate. With the openness in their activities by selling @ N170 and same boldly showing on their pumping machines one is left with the firm believe that the owners have the full backing of the authorities in the oil industry. Pls to clear our mind I urge that urgent action is taken on them. Bar. Mohammed"
DPR ZONAL/FIELD OFFICES OPERATIONS CONTACT TELEPHONE NUMBERS NATIONWIDE
S/NONAMEDPR OFFICE LOCATIONPHONE NUMBER1
S.S. ABUBAKAR
LAGOS: 08058298861
2: H.O. IBIYEMIPORT-HARCOURT: 08113952134
3: O.A KOKU: WARRI: 09021212189
4: N. AKPAMGBO: OWERRI: 08056099185
5: U.K. NDANUSA: KADUNA: 08058298850
6: M.B. SAIDU: ABUJA: 08057495196
7: B.A. MUSA: MAIDUGURI: 08056497091
8: A.E ANTAI: EKET: 08070690617
9: P.I IJEH: ENUGU: 08070690611
10: Z.M AJI: GOMBE: 08070690633
11: D. CAESAR:: JOS:08056696568
12: P.O OGUNLANA: IBADAN:08070690636
13: A.O JOKODOLA: LOKOJA:08055202657
14: O. OSENI: AKURE: 08056497117
15: SOKOTO: 08056696560
16: M.D. MAKERA: A.MUSA: YOLA: 08033090729
17: B.EWUGA: MAKURDI: 08023021803
18: P.O. EZEMANDU: ABA: 08055205704
19: B.NKANGAYENAGOA: 08056696566
20: M.A. SANI: KATSINA: 08070690635
21: S.N PHILLIP: ILORIN: 08150618402
22I.K TAFIDA: KANO: 08070690624
23: M.O ORIAFO: BENIN: 08113936390
24A.ISAH: MINNA: 08056696578

"Senator Essien Ayi (PDP) from Cross River south slept throughout the budget presentation only to wake to say the budget was a FRAUD! Some people said he took so much drink before the sitting. Others said it was the handwork of Abuja Night babes. We will continue to expose such laxity of our highly paid Legislators until they change.

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Oktoberfest:
seriously he is insane if all this is true...op enter kitchen arrange sauce nao

gbam! source is Radio biafra

‪#‎ Alaska‬M. Tokurah
"Buhari is a shameless Paedophile and rapist....."
"Buhari is a Terrorist he should be killed....."
"Nigeria is a zoo and everybody living in that Godforsaken zoo deserves to die....."
"Kumuyi should be stonned and dealt with thoroughly if he comes to Aba for his planned crusade....."
"The imbecilic Goodluck Jonathan is a disgrace to humanity and deserves to be skinned alive for handing over to an Hausa goat....."
"By the time we finish dealing with the animals in the zoo, there'll be none left to tell the story....."
"We are assembling weapons and we need some more money to thoroughly equip our military to enable us unleash mayhem on Nigeria....."
"Niger Deltans are cowards, we know what to do to them. Akwa Ibom, Bayelsa, Delta, Rivers, Edo and Cross Rivers State are our territory and anybody who tries to oppose us will be crushed....."
"All APC supporters are Boko Haram members, they are the real terrorists, Chukwuabiama will expose them all....."
"Buhari married his wife after raping her several times, the records are there....."
"No Ibo man should attend any Church where the pastor is a Yoruba man, they are criminals and fools....."
"Ibos are God's children, others are children of the devil, that's why we bear names like Nwachukwu,Chidinma,Chinyere,Chibuzor, Ikechukwu etc....."
"Nigeria should prepare for war, we are coming to annihilate you, my secret service are already studying the zoo and strategising....."
"It is either Biafra or death....."..... IF SAMUEL DOE HAD TAKEN CHARLES TAYLOR SERIOUSLY, THE LIBERIAN AND SIRELEONIAN WARS COULD HAVE BEEN AVOIDED..THIS IS A DIRECT REPLICATION OF THE ACTS THAT LEAD TO THE RWANDA GENOCIDE OF 1994
AND YOU SAY THIS GUY COMMITTED NO CRIME." please there are better ways of agitating for self determination

Act 1, Scene 1:
FG declared Friday and Saturday (25th and 26th December) as Public Holiday, and the ‪#‎ Wailers‬, wailed saying:
Why didn't Buhari extend the holiday to Monday 28th since the 26th fell on a Weekend? If it was GEJ, he would have extended the holiday to Monday 28th. Buhari is anti-Christian!
Act 1, Scene 2:
PMB listened to their wail and declared Thursday, Friday and Monday (24th, 25th 28th December) as Public Holiday, yet again they ‪#‎ Wailed‬, saying:
"PMB is not a serious President. How can anyone rationalise granting 5 days as public holiday in this era of economic hardship? Is that the change?
Therein lies the dilemma of Sai Baba. Whatever he does, the WAILERS will criticise him with their nonsensical wail devoid of commonsense!
Now here is the thing: If you get tired of staying at home during the yuletide break, carry your two left legs and GO BACK TO WORK!

Finally, NCC gives Nigerians a number to call. Dial 622 to report any telecommunication company that deducts your money illegally through dial tunes, SMS etc or arbitrarily without your consent. Place the call whenever you need to, it's toll free. Help circulate this information. This stealing just has to stop!

Finally, NCC gives Nigerians a number to call. Dial 622 to report any telecommunication company that deducts your money illegally through dial tunes, SMS etc or arbitrarily without your consent. Place the call whenever you need to, it's toll free. Help circulate this information. This stealing just has to stop!

# pasted as copied

A man in Malawi calls his son in South Africa
last week &
says, "I hate to ruin your day but I have to tell
you that your
mother and I are divorcing, forty-five years of
misery is
enough".
"Dad, what are you talking about?'" the son
screams.
"We can't stand the sight of each other any
longer", the
father
says. "We're sick of each other and I'm sick of
talking about
this, so you call your sister in USA and tell
her".
Frantically, the son calls his sister, who
explodes on the
phone, "Like hell they're getting divorced", she
shouts, "I'll
take
care of this".
She calls home immediately and screams at
her father, "You
are NOT getting divorced. Don't do a single
thing until I get
there. I'm calling my brother back and we'll
both be there
tomorrow. Until then, don't do a thing, DO
YOU HEAR
ME?"and
hangs up.
The old man hangs up his phone and turns to
his wife.
"I told you, it's done! They are coming home
for Christmas"

50shot:
mtcheeew borin

guess u be arsenal fan! Double sorry in advance.

NEYMAR: Louis
SUÁREZ: Yes Junior, Wats up
NEYMAR: UEFA really want us to
become
topscorers by force. We are to play
Arsenal
SUÁREZ: Neymar please don't play
against them
NEYMAR: Why??
SUÁREZ: I can score 4 goals at the
emirates by
myself.
NEYMAR: haha, and where's Leo...
SUÁREZ: he's sleeping. Don't inform
him the team
we gonna face...he will boycott
training.
NEYMAR: ok, then you will have to
play first half
only then you pave way for me in the
2nd half..A
hat trick suits you
SUÁREZ...then
all net another 3 in the 2nd half..
SUÁREZ: What about Leo??
NEYMAR: Leo loves challenges, he
will watch
us from home!!

NEYMAR: Louis
SUÁREZ: Yes Junior, Wats up
NEYMAR: UEFA really want us to
become
topscorers by force. We are to play
Arsenal
SUÁREZ: Neymar please don't play
against them
NEYMAR: Why??
SUÁREZ: I can score 4 goals at the
emirates by
myself.
NEYMAR: haha, and where's Leo...
SUÁREZ: he's sleeping. Don't inform
him the team
we gonna face...he will boycott
training.
NEYMAR: ok, then you will have to
play first half
only then you pave way for me in the
2nd half..A
hat trick suits you
SUÁREZ...then
all net another 3 in the 2nd half..
SUÁREZ: What about Leo??
NEYMAR: Leo loves challenges, he
will watch
us from home!!

BOYFRIEND: After 3 years, I have to let you
know I can no longer be your Boyfriend...
GIRLFRIEND: WTF! You can't be serious right
now... it's cool though Josh, that's why I've
been having sex with your best friend for the
past 2 years. YOU FOOL!
BOYFRIEND: Wow... really? I was about to say
I can't be your boyfriend anymore because I
want to be your husband...
Hahaha Girls nawao..
‪#‎ LOBATAN

‪‬HEAR JONATHAN AND HIS 40 THIEVES
1- I acted based on Jonathan instruction- Dasuki
2- I didn't give order- Jonathan
3- I collected 350M from Dasuki for consultation-Iyorchia Ayu
4- I only collected $30,000 from Dasuki not N100m- Bode George
5-I got N4.6b from Dasuki for spiritual purposes- Bafarawa
6-I got N650M from Dasuki for my Abuja burnt office-Thisday Obaigbena.
7-I got N2.1b from Dasuki for publicity-Dokpesi
8- I got another N100m from Yuguda he didn't tell me from where- Bafarawa
9- I gave N100m each to Odili, Bode George and others- Yuguda
10- The president asked be to change N10B to foreign currency for PDP delegates- Dasuki
11-My boss asked me to get $11M from the CBN- Dasuki account officer.
12-I got order from above to pay Tompolo N13B for Maritime university land.-Nimasa DG.
With all these looting and many more some mundane are still shouting no sign of change yet. May all these enemies of Nigeria embrace backwardness. Jonathan and his 40 thieves will never have peace for the rest of their lives. Am proud to be part of Buhari revolution that chased the vampire Jonathan away.

EFCC Arraigns Dasuki, Kusa, Shuaibu In Abuja For Laundering N32 Billion
DEC 14, 2015
The embattled Former National Security Adviser, Col. Sambo Dasuki (rtd) was today arraigned at the FCT High Court Abuja alongside a former Director of the Nigeria National Petroleum Corporation, Aminu Baba Kusa and Director of Finance and Administration in the Office of the NSA, Salisu Shuaibu. The Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC) slammed 22-count charges bordering on fraud and money laundering on the accused persons.
They were arraigned before Justice H.Y Baba. They were accused of misappropriating about N32bn between January 13, 2013, and April 17,2015 amounting an offence of criminal breach of trust according to the provisions of section 315 of the Nigerian Penal Code Act, and section 17 (b) of the EFCC Act, 2004.
Also, another set of charges were filed before Justice P.O Affe of the FCT High Court in Maitama against Dasuki and a former Minister of State for Finance, Bashir Yuguda and a former Governor of Sokoto State, Attahiru Bafarawa, his son, Sagir Attahiru and their firm, Dalhatu Investment Ltd. Bafarawa, Yuguda as well as Sagir were not brought to court today.
As at the time of this report the arraignment was still ongoing.

‪#‎ Maxwell‬Nwadike
Allegiance to illegal orders
-- I approve funds on the orders of Pres.Jonathan --CBN Gov. Emefiele
-- I gave Sambo Dasuki the sum of $322m on the orders of Pres. Jonathan -- Okonjo-Iweala
-- I was acting on Pres. Jonathan’s instructions -- Dasuki
-- I was directed by Dasuki to go to the CBN and collect the sum of $47m in cash -- Salisu
Facts: Between these four subordinates, they cost the nation in excess of $5B by obeying the referenced illegal orders from the former Pres. Jonathan.
The problem with the orders from the former President to the then finance minister and current CBN governor and to the former NSA and to Salisu is that they were illegal. Neither the President nor any other government official in Nigeria has the legal authority to order the spending of funds that have not been appropriated by the National Assembly! Both subordinates knew or ought to know that the orders they were obeying were illegal and should have refused to comply. Resignation was an option.
Shouldn't Okonjo-Iweala and Godwin Emediefe be arrested?

Change noni!

Lolz

Whts the tittle of the film?