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*gives her a peck* thank you dear. . .hw had been ur day

Preciousgirl(f) who are you?

.............Darling,don't mind It. That is d only necrophiliac cat,we have here in jokes section. Pls,beware it , darling

Na which kind winchie twins be dat sef? person

D Granite(m) dnt just attack xperiment nd u wl know an old woman gave this tips 2 me nd mind u it has help me 2 disvirgin 3 ladies...what an achievement. huh? I pity you

Preciousgirl(f):

very funny .........hey,babe....av u greeted me?

**clears throat** erm, errmm,bros what do you call the title of this film again?

MSItachi:

Thread opened!

How dare you.You don't have respect for an elderly man.

BTW, if u get 150likes,u wan chop am or convert am to money in ur bank account

feels like huh

I ve neva taken time to take note of that

Anoda lol

Richieboyn:

but d quy warn u may u or click na. Dnt u understand enqlish?

Mr man, when ELITES are talking,A LEARNER keeps quiet!

BTW, are you frm sahara desert?

Simply No
Dem use kyash do u?

Tah, V- wot? my foot.
Dont you knw ,she is married?

I fear fear

YES, he is
Is today tuesday?

Nooo,waitin to taste

Jamie b: Ladies can be funny sometimes in which case i dont know what to make of it. How do you respond to a girl you woo and she is saying know but looking into her eyes and her actions you can see a yes especially when she tells you ''i might be having feelings for you but am trying to let go''

At OP,read ur post again and check the bolded part.
Why wont she say NO,when ur English is even confusing I, a guy, the reader,let alone a lady.
I suggest,you pick-up ur brighter Grammar English textbook and master it well

I cant help but start laffing.
This Dbanj na opportunist and i no blame am,when Tonto sef like cheap promo. Mstchwww

By the time,KOKO MASTER bleep d living day lite outta POKO MISTRESS. Now tell me why dem noh go blow ,till she explode

*looking at Dbanj's mouth when saying** Tonto ma blow gan.............werey

YES, I am. Just like you.
Do you know that ,you are a fooool?

..............guy,u got me giggling atlast with these ur last pix, esp. dat of A FULL RAT AS MEAT IN A PLATE n THAT OF A PUPPY TRYING TO OPEN A BOTTLE OF GULDER. Job weldone. KUDOS BRO

Yeah, name SAKE................luv

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Mr.T Anonymous(m)

.......Hey,i like ur siggy! been seeing u evrywia
We share almost same name. Nice to meet yaa?

Tanx Guys..........appreciate!

Well,IMO.......people pray loudly,not because God is deaf / wldnt hear ,but to resist the temptation of sleep

1
EMEKA : Akpors,why are you holding a ROBB?
AKPORS ; You said we are going to rob a bank tonite.

2
LOL.............Akpors wear condom go sleep,because ,hm no wan give him dream girl belle

3
TEACHER ; What is the difference,between LOVE n LUST?
AKPOS ; The spelling

4
TUNDE ; What is the prove,that men can focus two things at a time?
AKPORS ; B.reast

5
AHMED ; You ran away from the naked Lady. Why?
AKPORS ; Because my mother said "if i look at a naked lady,i will turn to stone. And a part of me , was already getting hard.

6
TEACHER ; Why is it that,we see lightening first,before thunder?
AKPORS ; It is because our eye is in front of our ear.

7
Akpors took the house keys,and was about leaving.
DAD ; Where are you going with the HOUSE KEY?
AKPORS ; I want to use it,to open a bank account.















FELICITATION 2 THOSE THAT CARE....................TOYGOD IS ALIVE

NAY.........
Do you know i hate you?

singing *I want 2 go home,im frm akwa ibom,in case u dont knw*

i bet dos dishes are used in place of buckets,to contain rain durin d rainy season

mstchwwwww, MORE REASON WHY U NOH GET A SINGLE CANDIDATE TO VOTE U.....u betta change for good

mstchwwwww, MORE REASON WHY U NOH GET A SINGLE CANDIDATE TO VOTE 4 u. YOU COULDNT EVEN VOTE URSEF,COS U DONT BLIV IN URSEF.


I sense low self esteem

I don heAR but is ur GRAND FADA ur a WATCHMAN? nawao

Abeg.make una pity the OP.


shes only trying her best.........

but there is room for improvement sis

Can u bliev that ,this short line of sentence made me laff.


This is wot i call, JOKE/EXCELLENCE