yu guys heard abt Obijazz, he sang Carry go and Gbasibe, he"s presently receiving a lot of airplay in abuja but dese guys in lagos here dont play so much of him yet,
yu can checkhimout on www.myspace.com/objazzwavehouse
what y'all think?

hi everybody,last night went out with my crew to hang out at nu grotto on etim inyang crescent victoria island.that joint rcks as in they have a restaurant where nice food is served, lovely ambience, byutiful dj(dj humidity) and also a live band so u can imagine a FULL PACKAGE,
Lo and behold it was time to pay the bill and they brought a bill of 27,845 and as a trained accountant i had to cast and cross cast myself and i discovered the addition was rung and wat we were to pay was 20,610.
Can y'all beat dat?
meanyile this was not the first time oooh, on the day of rhythm unplugged that i went to have dinner there my bill was overstatd by 700 i thot that was minor yu kno like a small deal but the one dey did yday was off tha chizzle!!
and the waitress was still arguing,
I BOW!!
we sha raed and she was even saying she doesnt av a calculator, we chased her away and she had to go correct herself,
we dint tip her cos we were so pissed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
pls house beware of all these joints ooooh, even if they machine it pls still crosscheck,

NIGERIA is the only country where we like goin backwards as in we take one step forward and den take 10 steps backward, i dont understand why a woman who is a well respected pharmacist with so much accolades from around the world for her good works for effectively managing NAFDAC will be apointed as an information minister, wtf
WHATS THE CORRELATION
the same ting they did to okonjo and oby and den ribadu, now HER,
2 tings its eida its politically motivated or our president's advisers are not advising him well,
wats she gonna be doing in the world of the media, talking Nigeria to greatness?
shit!!!!
she shld at least(at all at all na winch market) have been taken to education(which is soo rotten) or transportation(which is a shithole) yu kno to revive things since she has a good track record of PERFORMANCE,
now all she has is to be talkin talking talking,
i can nvr understand these guys in aso rock!!!
min of finance was also to environment ministry, wtf!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
talking abt square pegs in round holes BIG TYME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

do i need an intl passport to travel to ghana by road/air

i went to eat at tantalizers over the weekend and discovered that even with those their machines that they use to punch in your orders they still commit fraud,
i wanted to eat ofada rice and a bottle of water and the next thing the bill was 700 naira, the lady had forgotten that she had told me the prices and i had done a mental calculation, Guess what she did, she machined the water thrice,
NAIJA sha!!!and cos most customers dnt collect receipt they just do whatever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

we need to all pray its not gonna be like bank phb test that workforce organised,

twas a mess,
i got there fr like 1pm cos i was supposed to rite 2pm, and see DISORGANISATION at its peak, 1st of all they broke the gate leading to afe babalola hall, then aftr rushing inside the guys from work force got angry and said they were cancelling the test, then the next ting we saw soldiers and they started allowing people enter the hall and then people started rushing again and the soldiers were beating people and they BROKE the door again,
IT WAS JUST A BIGG MESS,
i left sha!!!i dint write it,

1.asha and nice
2.psquare and mohits
3.dare and mohits
4.faze and nice

i watched the first two presentations and as if the generator knew i was pissed it just went off by itself,
OJB producer of the year(wtf) au canthey put him in the same category with id cabasa,don jazzy,cobhams, now someone tell me wich HIT did OJB produce last yr,
then secondly dey said best video DJ jimmy jat stylee, fine its a cool video but they put him in the same category with ASha and yahoozee and some nicer videos, as in i was just pissed,
i tink dere was too much politics involved,
WHATEVER JOO!!
na dem sabi!

OMO IBO, he has always been like this,
i tire,
au on earth does one differentiate between him been truthful with his situation or he been fake abt it,

OMO IBO:

at poster, may i ask what this guy was like before u started going out? if he wasnt as u described before getting with him then check that guy again. otherwise, check yourself

dutty:


he has always been like this,

@poster
atleast he proclaims his love 4u, and i'm sure he didnt force u to buy anytin 4him.just because he aint gat no doe now doest mean he wouldnt later. i'm sure its the hospital tin that tripped u off.cut him some slacks jo.

he didnt force me but wen he starts going like "av not eaten all day" "i dnt av credit to call", do i av a choice.

Hi people,
please what do you ladies(and guys too) think of a broke guy, that is soooo broke that cannot afford to call you even when you are sick and lying in the hospital, so broke that he cannot afford transport to visit you in the hospital, so broke that he has never bought anything for you before and you are the one doing all the buying for him and he doesnt evr reciprocate,
is such a guy worth it, wen it is only mouth he uses to proclaim love,
a woman needs some kinda sign that he aint a gold digger now??
agh agh!!!!!!!!!!!
ALL MOUTH NO ACTION,
wat do yu guys say?

MeGaStReEt:

lol, you to funny ohhhh

lmao!
fowl ejiro!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Please does anybody know a good driving school in lagos that is not too expensive.
i learnt how to drive in 2000 and have not driven since then.
any suggestions?

everyting yu need is on this site,
http://www.fox.com/prisonbreak/photos/
pics,bios,updates,episode by episode breakdown,
just check it out,

please peeps my company(an oil servicing company) needs corpers.
Corpers presently serving in Lagos.These corpers are gonna be retained based on their performance after their youth Service.
the job description is basically gonna be very vast, so any discipline can apply.
Please all resumes(indicating the date you commenced NYSC) should be sent to toyin1709@yahoo.com.

EGH !!!
FACE YOUR BOOKS AND THINK OF HOW YUR GONNA IMPROVE YURSELF,
YUR 17YRS FR PETE'S SAKE AND YUR TALKING OF SUITORS
puleeeeeeeeeeezeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!

"At 17, you're already sadling yourself with the issues of women!
Boy, you've got a long way to go! And 6 at that, mine oh mine, what time do you have to read your books?
What ever happend to pure, uncommittedand beautiful friendship?
You really think you're very mature? Macaulay Culkin of Home Alone equally thought he was very mature when he got married at age 18 but discovered it wasn't a game for kids barely 2 years later.
My advice to you, at this age, you don't need any commitments be friends with all six of them, like reading mates and with time, you'll get to understand what love is all about and genuinelyfall in love.
For you to have 6 women on you at once and not knowing what to do simply shows you're still a long way from being mature."

listen to yimiton, abeg!!!!!!!!!!!!!

a question nobody has asked yu and i would like to ask is this:
1.do yu av a boyfriend?
2.did u guys touch(kiss?smooch??or go further?)
cos the issue is dis if yu did any of the above the feelings are normal,
ITS INFATUATION GIRL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
wake up from dream land and smell the roses!!!!!!!!!!
men av ego,pride, dey dnt want yu makin moves on dem(but if yu insist and continue, trust me dey would give in but not respect/love yu),dey wanna feel in chrge so the minute yu strt "rushing" dem doin all the calling,txting thingy, dey dnt like it!!!!!!!!!!!
dey wanna be the one doin all dt(but funili enuff deere are some dt dont mind oooh)!!!!!!!!!!!
dey wanna know dt dey are in chrge!!!!!!!!
slow dwn woman!!!!!!!
take it easy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yur beautiful, the bible says "a man findeth a woman" not "a woman findeth a man"
let "him" come to yu!!!!!!!!!!!
LET GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

yu know as individuals we av a limit!!!!!!!!!

Easybaby:

The relationship will still workout irrespective of who lost job but only if they were sincere, truthful, faithful and understanding with each other. In abscent of these, it won't work

no matter au hard one tries lets face it we are humans, bound to default cos of the weakness of our flesh!!!!!!!!!
it takes God ooooh!!!!!!!!
ko easy abeg!!!!!!!!!!
money is the root of all EVIL!!!!!!!!!!

marriages break cos of it,pple kill cos of it!!!!!!!!!
no matter au hard yu try to be faithful and understanding omo dere is a limit one can take oooh!!!!!!!!!it rili takes God,

hi,
pls can anybody recommend a good driving school for MOI!!!!!!!!!!!

Ralvy:

Those dudes are crazy, I wonder when the Government will look into this problem. . .

The Police, Task force and all those ruling clowns are giving the country a bad name . .

GBAM!!!!!!!!!yu said it!!!!
THEY ARE NOT ONLY CRAZY BUT DUMB!!!!!!!!!
wat country develops by arresting ladies dressed in trousers??
are dese guys educated at all!!!i wonder!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
see the F******S we voted in power ooooh!its now trouser wearing girls dt dey are wasting our tax money on(cos obviously dey are gonna mobilise dese task force guys)
dey strted dis s***t in lagos but the govt now denied it wen civil groups and media condemned dem,
they now strted offering free legal services to the girls arrested!!!!!!!!!!!!
i dnt understand dis country!!!!!!!!!
WE ARE DEVELPOING SHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FIRSTLY,YU GUYS AV BROKEN UP,
"HELLO"
HE HAS A GIRLFRIEND NOW,
WATS RUNG WIT YU LADY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AGH aGH!!!!!
y cant yu just WAKE UP SISTER!!!!!!!!!!
see the issue here is simple INSECURITY, yur feeling dt maybe yu cant get anybody better dan this guy so yur clinging to him, but that is a b****y LIE!!!!!!!
yu are very beautiful, yu are GOD'S PERFECT creation!!!!!!!!
HE HAS A GIRLFRIEND, MOVE ON!!!!!!!!!!
and i ASSURE yu yu will be happy yu did!!
please dnt feel dejected or neglected,
i can understand yu perfectly am a lady too, and i know we can get all mushy and stuff, but madam pls dnt give him the impression dt yur his "pick up" girl he can call up anytime, he should respect yu,
PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEE ooh!!!!!!!!!!!!
ARRANGE YOURSELF!!!!!!

honestly,after they evicted Erinoluwa Ella i totally lost interest too, they might have chosen the girl cos her mum danced with her yu know being all sentimental and stuff!!!!!!!!!!!
the judges often contradict themselves tooo!!!!!
like dey are all confused or someting!!!!!!!
i dunno!!!!!!!!!
now if the judges contradict themselves are they trying to tell us that they dnt know wat each of dem is saying, so au on earth can they judge correctly when they seem confused!!!!!!
who da h****ll are they sef??they just came from the blues and say they are judges!!!!!!!!
Please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i av to give it to Okey Bakassi,Ali Baba,Gandoki and Basket Mouth!!!!!!!!!
i tink Julius agwu too dey try!!!!!!!!!!!

lawyer:

How can you slap them? Dont you know that's too mild and against the law? Instead the thread should be "Nigerian Actor/ Actress You would love to murder in cold blood in the afternoon and feel good afterwards"

Ans: Anybody who has his or her home video on Eweka road or Idumota

ritchboi:

i'll slap all of them,A-Z
as for the script/story writers na blow those ones go chop,always givin d poor actors rubbish 2 act.

GBAM!!!!!!yu guys hit the nail on the head!!!!!!!
from the script writers to the PRODUCERS,DIRECTORS,ACTORS/ACTRESSES AND EVER SOO DUMB EDITORS(that edit rubbish) all need serious beating!!!!!!!!!!

"i think nollywood movies depict 50% of what naija is in reality"

SO YU MEAN IN NIGERIA ALL THEY DO IS WITCHCRAFT AND MONEY MAKING RITUALS,CULTISM AND STUFF!!!!!!!!!!
Boyfriend its f******************g FICTION, pure CRAP!!!!!!!!
wake up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
face reality!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
majority of the movies are poor representation of wats goin on here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Ok, 80% is putting it mildly
Wack is such a nice word. you probably don't want to get in trouble with Seun Osewa's admin engine.
Nollywood, schmoolywood, crap! (unadulterated)"

THIS IS WAT I WANTED TO SAY!!!!!!!!!!d movies are MESSED UP!!!!!the DIRECTORS are WACK!! they are all full of s***t
!!but i still wonder au come they say they are the 3rd biggest movie industry in the world!!!!!!!
they are CRAZY!!!!!!!!!they should go and do their research properly!!!!!!!!
nollywood my BFA!!!!!!!!!

av yu guys not heard the pidgin english version "someting dey my belle, "(cant remember again) lol!
but i love the chicken republic advert "i got my chicken from, the chicken republic, " and "extra extra read all about it"
very tite!!!!!!!!!!!!!

men!!!!!!!!!!!!!!that dark sailor advert is sooooooooooooooooooooooooo annoying and stupid, very unprofessional too,
nigerian adverts sucks!!!especially the ones on radio! agh agh!!! only pidgin english and d same voices,same concepts i dunno!!
there is this stupid glo advert on radio dt some two guys were trying to sound jamaican,dey sounded like fools!!!
Gosh!!
please!!!!!!

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