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[quote author=Hotstepper link=topic=13759.msg384193#msg384193 date=1148
Back to da topic, I like a lil bit of both esp. now Nnewi is a city and u can hardly get that nice villa breeze and air,
[quote][/quote]I like dis point of view. But i wld especially say dat although city life does ve its perks (such as better standard or living, education, employment etc), the village life is much more healthier. The reason i think this is that, there are no over polluted gases to slowly kill us. Also, it is much more peacefull, nature is much more apprectiated, the communications are ok (its not like its completely bad) and lastly u get the freshest and brightes ideas in villages, because thier are really no materialistic values to corrupt the mind.

Hope dis is a usefull debate!

Dont think we do (well the responsible half of us, sha). But 4 dose who do, i think its either misunderstood emotions dey feel (for example after comming out of a relationship, nd starting another one signals cld be mixed). Or dey simply want to give a guy wat he wants 2 hear (which i must say, most guy lately in dis age just love hearing dat word)!

silans:
Because men are like precious gold very hard to get so they don't want to be hurt always but girls are like pure water very easy to get because of their ,

ohhhhhhhhh. cant believe u just sed dat. Even if it was a joke 2 see how ladies wld react, u re still way out of line. Not only are u disresspecting women, ladies nd girlz, u re also making ur male counterparts look heartless, stupid, irresponsible and naive. This is because u re somewhat represinting the ideas that men have. If i was a guy nd heared u say that i'll totaly flip nd can ur arse into a condensed can.

Just thinking u must never had, had a galfrnd with the way u just spoke.

Superhuman Strength

One day, a diver was enjoying the aquatic world 20 feet below sea level. He noticed a guy at the same depth, but with no scuba gear whatsoever. The diver went below another 20 feet, and the guy joined him a moment later. The diver went down even farther and the same guy was right behind him.

The confused diver took out out his waterproof chalkboard and wrote, "How the heck are you able to stay under this deep without equipment?"

The guy took the board and chalk, erased what the diver had written, and wrote,

"I'm drowning, you freakin slowpoke!"

This is a conversation that ensued between a man and a bartender:

Bartender: Hey Jack why lookng so glum

Jack: I just found out my Wife and my best friend ve been cheating on me

Bartender: Christ !!that must hurt badly!

Jack: Yes it does

Bartender: So what did u say to ur wife and bestfriend?

Jack: To my wife, I sed get out nd to my best friend i sed

Jack: Bad bad dog!! and kicked him out!

@ rhea, nice. informative showed me a somewhat diferent perspective, but the question being aked is y do they want soming they are scared 2 return.

lol. sounds familiar but still funy

Smart mama. lol. quite funny.

This was from early 70's, somebody wanted to
sell a sewing machine in the classified ads:

Monday
FOR SALE
R. D. Jones has one sewing machine for sale. Phone 958-0707 after 7 p.m. and ask for Mrs. Kelly who lives with him cheap.

Tuesday
NOTICE We regret having erred in R. D. Jones’ ad yesterday. It should have read: One sewing machine for sale. Cheap. Phone 948-0707 and ask for Mrs. Kelly who lives with him after 7 p.m.

Wednesday
R. D. Jones has informed us that he has received several annoying telephone calls because of the error we made in his classified ad yesterday. His ad stands correct as follows:

FOR SALE - R. D. Jones has one sewing machine for sale. Cheap. Phone 948-0707 after 7 p.m. and ask for Mrs. Kelly who loves with him.

Thursday
NOTICE
I, R. D. Jones, have no sewing machine for sale. I SMASHED IT. Don’t call 948-0707, as the telephone has been taken out. I have not been carrying on with Mrs. Kelly. Until yesterday she was my housekeeper, but she quit.

@ Big, do u realise dat control is subjective. what u cld term out of control (e.g not being able 2 handle ur galz desirablity to other men), cld be classified by some as a simple solution? But as for the crying under d duvet thing, its a risk one has 2 take in life every time if they want 2 feel love and to love.  Even men sad 2 say still do dat, not because they are sisi's but cuz dey took a risk. Nd dats wat all guyz shld do. Love, who knows one day ur love might be return in more folds dan expected.

Didnt mean to generalise (soz 2 d offended guyz out dere), but quite a number of dem actually want 2 hear the word. But some never mean. Nd some on the other hand want 2 hear d word from a girl, irrespective of whether she means it or not!

This wasnt an attempt to get into a brawl. This was me asing u 2 at least appreciate the work or attempts of odas.

awwwwwwww. all d guyz here seem 2 be either scared or heart broken, 4 sum reason it gives me hope dat we galz re not the one exagerating our pain.

@ big shisi, i might be wrong, but i think d only reason u guyz re afraid of commitment is 'cuz' u guyz see commitment as a rope tying u down. This rope wld prevent u from veing fun nd doing the things u love d most, seeing as it wld mean u re answering to ur galfrnd.

@ Diddy, poor u. Hope u realize all galz aint like dat. M sure if u try me i wld be diferent (just jokng). But cheer up, things cld be worse. Nd someday u'll ve 2 fall in love again sn.

They love hearing galz say "I LOVE U", (even if they know they dont mean it), but when its their turn 2 say d words back, they run away as if satan dey chase dem.

Is it just me or is it really unfair (not dat m in dat situation, just wondering)

Now u re d one hiding. show ur face

SOZ dont get!

Muyiron:
That was cool. I didnt get it until I read micklplus' reply

Are u serious? wats not 2 get! Funny joke

Feel gd no mind dem jare. M sure u are worth more dan half, just a little more. Lol

Lol. nice. he deserves it

Dont know how 2 respond seeing as its being bosted here b4.

ha han. U guyz shld apreciate this artistic creation. M sure the owner of the car sees it as dat. Just a pity i wldnt curse d car on me or my enemy. Kai. dis na bad thing!

Lol. Yes oh, we lie for reasons best known 2 us. GAL POWER!!!

Lol. actually laffed. No mind dem its funny

deb:
Its not nice. its not smart. its just greed

Tnx. nd i also agree with u 100 nd 1%. Its just greed.

diddy4dt:
hey, you're still online and you're hiding huh?

Wasnt hidin just running. Actually was logged off. but i was still online (if dat makes ny sense)

Darkchild:
Sorry. Tanx Sis!!!! Pardon Moi

Wat can i say, at least u showed appreciation. Bro

sexy_nes:
I feel bad for all the girls out there that would have really appreciated him, chei. LOL

U talk true. Who knows i mite ve been one of dose galz.

This joke 2 long now, how man pikin 4 suppose finish reading am.

It does however have a point though. Gd one

O4real:
This na joke?

abeg leave Dalisto, this joke fine it make me laff well well, maybe u know understand am.

Nywayz Gd joke mate, cheers.

lol.

cheers