₦airaland Forum

^ have you eaten it before?

winetapper:
why do only aboki take up the job??

which of your questions is your priority?

loomer:
Who eats that for breakfast anywhere in the world?

good question.

NthabeM:
Am not Nigerian, am a South African with a genuine interest in Nigeria

i think there's a particular church that handles south african and maybe hispanic immigration, you may want to contact them.

wey the oyinbos?

are those the security detail?

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hm

maybe you'd prefer she just chopped your money instead?

rather than focusing on who cant date you, why not look for the person who will.

hm

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NoMoreTrolling:
Lol, is that the Serengeti

Also, rest assured that if it isn't and is a developed country, which we are striving towards, then animal control will be notified immediately.

Lastly, you seem to be a real advocate for the actualization of the expression, "Naija is a jungle".

not sure

so, its a jungle when its Naija, right?

anyway, adjusted the picture because i hadnt noticed the photo.

looks that way.

Holatemi:
Friends, you need to read this

A woman tells her
husband that she is going to visit her sick
mum in the village.
She goes on Friday and returns on Sunday,
with plenty of fruits and food stuff, saying
they are from her mum to the husband and
the children. The husband gently asks her
about her mother's health and how she was
doing, to which she replies that she took
her to the hospital in the village and she is
recovering and getting better. The wife adds
that her mother insisted that she must re-
visit the village in a few days, to spend at
least a week with her. "I'm
worried about Mama" the wife crooned,
with tears swelling in her eyes. "She'll be
fine, dear." Hubby
lovingly replied. The husband then politely
asks her to take the items to the kitchen. As
she enters, she meets her mother preparing
food in the kitchen.
Apparently, her mum came visiting since
the Friday that she left home. You can
imagine the plight of this woman. stuck,
shocked, dazed and dumbfounded at
the kitchen door! whether to go in and drop
the items
'from mama', or return to her hubby in the
living
room! How can one handle such case? Your
humble opinion is required.

was it your mum who did all these?

Who?

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NoMoreTrolling:
You're the second guy to ask this question, I just wanna know if y'all are serious

Would it be okay if the whole zoos and jungles emptied out all the animals on the roads meant for cars and pedestrians?

We might as well have Elephants, Cows, Zebras, Anteloupes, Rams, Dogs, Rabbits and what not, competing for right of way with road users.

you're exaggerating.


https://thumbs.dreamstime.com/t/wild-african-elephant-walking-road-30280732.jpg

NoMoreTrolling:
This stuff really vexes me, like how can cows just be on the road and no police or military operative does anything about it

what are they supposed to do?

CountDracula:
So evry cow wey ur eyes see na presidential cow now abi?

this is funny.

hehe

how am I supposed to feel though?

I think jealous or bad, right?

cant critique wetin I nor know.

snowdrops:
How does Yoruba fit into this story

its the main attraction.

chimerase2:
TINUBU
OBASANJO
Ajibola dabo
Olu jacob

why are you pretending its not your secret dream to have your relative or even girlfriend, marry into these families even if they cant get the actual men you mentioned (except maybe OBJ wont mind sha, he can marry who you wan bring).

onila:
I was just thinking the other day
abt different safe sex methods I can do with my boyfriend

we all know I am a safety girl

when I was calculating
I realize u can get pregnant from dry humping

if hes dry humping on me with his jeans
he might get wet or cum and the sperm can pass thru his jeans and enter my jeans
and the sperm finds itself in my pum pum

I guess he has to wear condom when dry humping
I am not sure

don't u guys think a girl can get pregnant from dry humping

Is this another inheritance thread?

what are the legal issues involving this scenario of yours? Is the woman claiming rape?