₦airaland Forum

ikorodureporta:
Lets ask D.K. OLUKOYA

any particular reason?

Onegai:
You can cook it and eat it (I know a couple who did), it's nutritious.

You can bury it and plant a tree beside it (in the past planting underneath plantain -tree symbolise protection or long-life).

Or you can burn it otherwise the witches and wizards in Africa who are waiting around the corner will get you! Those witches and demons left Western society a long time ago when they realised Westerners were willing to base their Faith on science and logic and would take responsibility for their actions and its consequences. Luckily, Africans aren't such strong thinkers or they would have been out of a job.

these witches and wizards dey immortal? They are always in the news for one thing or another.

besides, they've returned to the west from Africa sef, that's assuming they ever left.

DDeliverer:
My first thought was #BringBackOurUmbilicalCords..

I guess.

kilode100:
You want to report??
Cry baby.
Chai ...
I ve been called unprintable names, and not once did I think of reporting o...
Smallie...
Oniranu!!

your mama.

why wont you be called unprintable names given your utter classlessness?

you didn't report how is that my biz?

and not look like something else on our profiles.

I'm not saying you must bleach, use war paint makeup or turn yourself into what you are not, but especially if you are the type wey sabi insult people and feel arrogant, then for goodness sake don't post the type of picture where you resemble a motor park tout.

You don't have to be handsome to post good pictures!!!!!!!!

Superman11:
aaaaaaaaahh nor do oh. I am a virgin ooh. U want to disvirgin me with this talk ? You must like that !!

SEXUALITY SECTION.

oh God, I should not have checked your profile picture. . . . . . . ..

readone1:
my question
please explain
1. how he got BSc. Mathematics and BSc. Physics in the same year 2005-2007
2. how he obtain MSc. Physics and MSc. mathematics for just 1 year 2007-2008
my opinion
obtaining the two set of certificates at the same time is practically impossible
maybe a look at his transcript for the four degrees will explain more
and a look at the university's curriculum for the two set of degrees may also be necessary

he studied outside the country.

But um, why is everyone studying physics these days as if the thing na beans?

am I missing something.

anodaBanDotCom:
for u to knw , I have over 15 banned accounts...

so d tin just popped on my mind to create this...

never knew about your imaginary idea....lol

who are you fooling

I don't know.

but why don't you log off nairaland and face your books?

kilode100:
Yea.... They are free.

your point being?

kilode100:
You no dey fvck ni??
Comot for road jare...
He's talking as if he has PhD.

Make I go find dick jare.. I need to twerk.

gosh you are irritating.

Did you know?

anyway, move to sexuality section, don't know if you'll be corrected when reported so I think for now I'll still save myself the trouble.

informed discussions are needed.

coolluk:
Guess what, he might probably get a job working for third class graduate

or babalawo.

kilode100:
Oh....
I am the MD's wife
I call the shots over there and they tremble at the voice of moi.

if reality is the food of dreams, dream on.

kilode100:
I am young.
My voice only trembles when I'm twerking atop a dick

what is bringing on your crap posting?

there is a sexuality section you know?

Since it seems most bakers in nigeria say they have to add alcohol to their cakes to preserve them?

Bollinger:
My CV.

First name; Bo

Middle initial; L

Last name; Linger

Date of birth; June 02 1972.

Institutions;

1980: Graduate of Sesame street.

1984: Methodist primary School mushin.

1989: Isolo primary school:

1996: Graduate project management kwara poly.

1997: Masters degree in hustling.

Accomplishments;

1987: Graduate of osjack and abuede football academy.

1987 till date: world champion in Ludo..chess...Ayo...snooker...draughts. ...gymnastics.

1995: was part of the WORLD famous team that won the soccer event in the Nipoga games.

2000: Married the most beautiful woman on the planet.

Skills; Dribbling.

Born in 1972, primary school in 1989.

Really?

Lord have mercy.

Is the information only meant for babalawos?

anodaBanDotCom:
I guess u quote d rong person...

what idea?

Your user id.

Hm, is hiv being intentionally spread somewhere?

NiRfreak:
doctors in the house!... can a veterinary doctor get admission to
study mbbs in unilag?using direct entry? and into wot level will
such candidate be admitted?

Never heard of such, ie switching from vet med to allopathic med.

Why don't you want to practice veterinary medicine?

I should think they'll be making good money now that Buhari is in power.

If you were born at home, the question still applies.

anodaBanDotCom:
not really




my girlfriend is igbo

Give credit when you steal my idea nah.

akaahs:
We hv d best brain in d world & yet we 're d most dump & backward nation. God!God!! We still look up to u for better days.

Amen!

So, did you schedule the date or skipped it?

Is this a declaration of war?

Edwardhead:
[size=15pt]we are in a crazy world where some people dont know what we call CONFIDENTIAL[/size]

I don't know if you are wearing trouser or trouser is wearing you.

Siddon there dey talk confidential when the people you are catching feelings for, are probably checking your own cv right now, where you stored it.

Imo, breach of confidentiality is when somebody feels it is their right to watch you shiitting in your own toilet and then announce it on the internet.

gbengs247:
Fellow Nigerians!!!
Please lets try to always appreciate ourselves, and stop all this witch hunting tins
Take it or leave it, this guy has made a name for himself, and he is very honored and appreciated even outside this country, and i am very happy to have met with him. I must tell you, i have not seen anyone as humble as he is....i believe we have a lot to learn from him.
This guy was one of my best lecturers.

Bro, stop being naive or is it sneaky, and let people analyze whatever they want to analyze.

Is the guy himself not doing the same, or did his phd come from drinking garri?

@ muta

You are referring to tetanus.


However, you did not explain how the mother immigrated to the States 6 years ago yet her baby whose umbilical cord was covered with dung, is six days old in nigeria.

Can you clear that up.

Did the mother return to nigeria ?

masonkz:
The names and contact details of those referees should be blurred.

Such indiscretion.


Nice profile though.

They'd get you before you get them.

That's why it doesnt matter.