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I am beginning to hear January o. Ever-expectant "donors" what's up?

Beremx:
stop jumping around the thread shouting scam. You no dey tire ni?

I have taken it upon myself to tell people the truth about TELPECON scam

[quote author=Beremx post=96731164][/quote]So what?

overdrive:
You are really uptodate. I laugh at my wife whenever she tells me that her #40 million, will soon arrive. I only make sure she doesn’t drop any more shishi since I became aware of the scam. I laugh in Chinese to the gullible ones who always fall for these well orchestrated scam.

I like what you did concerning your wife. You r d best.
Imagine mama ishiba has d cure for HIV. That tells u the kind of Idiots behind this. She has cured over 300 as at 2 years ago. RUBBISH

This scam will not die an easy death. It will linger on for a long while in its current iteration due to the zombie-like attitude of the so-called beneficiaries, especially the ones that have been in it for a while. Ask them for money, they will find it despite their sorry financial conditions.

Many have paid more this November.

The chairmen, directors etc have been told to get a linux-installed PC to handle disbursement. Imagine! I am not joking.

Now they have raised their hopes again with SEM disbursement news in the Guardian newspaper. The yearly disbursement lie, you know.


Meanwhile, many had believed SEM was dead before o.
That TELPECON is the real deal.

It's really saddening and detestable.

After the collapse of this harebrained scheme called TELPECON, Elomama and co should be called aside and given the award for the BEST SCAM ever. Because:

1. They have promised and failed numerous times and d gullible masses still believe it's real.

2. How many years now? 4 or so, isn't it?

3. The sheer number of people, especially youths who should know beta, who believe this crackpot scheme

5. Collecting and collecting and still having the power to collect more money from the ignorant masses

6. For being as nebulous as the windshield of a moving car on a raining day about the source of the grant and still being able to dupe people on a continuous basis.

7. For having no official social media channel and still be taken as official and authentic.

8. For having the audacity to play Nigerians like this.


That guy is my MAN OF THE YEAR for 2020, 2019, 2018 and 2017.

Please, mama Ishiba has the cure for HIV, yes HIV.

She said it herself in d video below. 300 people cured as at when d video was made.

She's not only into sharing nonexistent Telpecon grant.

Timestamp: 2:30


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UF9ZxQSRH5E

Guess what! A training manual is about to be released. Manual to train zombies before disbursement. haha.

Money for d boys.

zinosleek:
Can you people just give us proof of any form of payment of this grant.

Lobatan

Kingdemu:
How much you don benefit so far?

He meant "prospective" beneficiary. haha. Unless he's part of those up who share money collected for ID card, bank verification, registration, account submission etc.

Protest again Telpecon. The protest news is being pushed by the scammers themselves. They r urging people not to protest, like they aren't the ones pushing d news in the first place. Hahaaaa

How far with this MP3 (audio) money?

Hearing of one phantom protest.hahaaaaaa

Haven't you guys heard d latest joke from dis circus clowns?

That there is a disbursement war ongoing; some NGOs want to do total disbursement, others want to give 1 million now and d remaining later.


Story to wind down d clock for dis year.

Kingdemu:
I know he's lying and may be part of the scam. May be they got wind of this thread so they sent him over to deceive the gullible.

Fast thinker, you are. I like that.

Kingdemu:
You're mad

You angry, Bro?

inforsu:
link pls

https://www.nairaland.com/6163262/know-anything-telpecon
Thank me later

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Like d excel part.

zaza999:
Please are these guys really true. please anybody that know should tell us.They say they want to train some people and they are telling them to pay N10,000 for T shirt and ID card. Is this real or are they scammers. Please help

Don't waste your time and money. Grants don't work this way. To Clear your mind, go through d telpecon grant thread here on NL. Thanks

Haha, just checked too and it's correct.

It's possible they have not paid their hosting fee, usually something u pay yearly. Imagine this from an NGO that wants to give out trillions; they can't pay a few tens of dollars.

There is one MTN/Access Bank(now MTN/Ecobank) scam that is ongoing now. The scammers are saying MTN wants to give people money. You just need to register with some money, they will give you MTN 4g sim plus you open an account with Ecobank. Once you do this, expect money in your account anytime. haha


In this case MTN has not come out to deny it cos their sims are selling like mad.

leoA1:
Disbursements will start on.... very soon, I heard so from someone who got the news recently and heard from a trusted source who was told so

EFCC will not say they are not aware of this even the CBN that has refused to debunk the rumour that such money is in their possession, this organised scam has been going on for 4 good years for heaven's sake.
They keep deceiving people with religious and professional titles; Rev, Pst, Dcon, Dr, Prof and so on.. what a shame

For good measure, check out CBN's statement
below
https://huntersinternational.org/2018/06/20/news/
editorial-cbn-refutes-grant-disbursement-claims-
from-world-bank/

World Bank denied them too, just check online. It happened about 4 years ago.

Although, you could argue CBN has not done enough.

Agbegbaorogboye:
It's the names and qualification of the so-called directors that gave them away for me.

I suspect they may be internet fraudsters and not the usual MMM or pennywys guys.

Yes, big big titles.
Those doctors, engineers etc, if they really possess those qualifications, are there to add a veneer of originality and are just collecting allowances too for what they bring. In short, they were just coopted.

Agbegbaorogboye:
Eeeewww. Osanobuaa!! I just registered today using a google form link after days of prodding from a doctor friend o. I just hope he did not put money in it though I doubt it. My mind just told me to even check online and I got the link to this thread.

I just visited the website and funny enough it has a board with names and pictures of the board members. Pls how can we get the attention of EFCC to these people. We need to take them down before they wreck more havoc on innocent Nigerians.

Lalasticlala and co need to move this thing to first page abeg. It's important!!

The website is very hollow. Little content. Some Links don't work too.

berbs:
What 5k for what That's ridiculous.

Yes na. Some have even paid more. Some paid 50k and above to become directors. Meaningless position. Director for mouth.

Overself:
Thanks for this advice. I don spend like 7k, though I started late last year. Already made up my mind sai 1kobo dem nu go get again.

I am happy, man. Happy for u.

You would have spent more had u started earlier.

For others still sitting on the fence:

There is no money with CBN to be given to some bozos to share to Nigerians, not even 1 Naira.

Here is what will likely happen:

1) Telpecon will release some funds to a few outlets/Microfinance/cluster (whatever!) from the leftover of the monies you guys have been contributing ever since. Most monies have been shared by the scammers though, but there is probably one hundred or a few hundreds of millions somewhere. But trust me, they won't share all the leftover money.

2) They will do this to create the illusion that more money is coming, and to gain your confidence in the process. Once they play this classic confidence trick, collecting more money from the expectant, will-believe-anything crowd will become a walk in the park (very very easy). Mind you, each person in the chosen clusters will receive peanuts compared to what they are expecting. Like giving them 50-100k and telling them it's just to test the distribution process aka pilot scheme, and that more money is coming.

3) Now, what is the probability that your cluster/outlet is chosen? Statistically very small, because there are thousands of clusters and they will only choose a few (20-50 clusters). Most clusters will be chosen based on padi padi levels (though they will want to give it some spread). It is just to achieve number 2, cos there is no money--millions or billions or trillions(make your choice)-- with CBN.

4) At the end of it all, expect nothing.

Once you hear/see this play out, please, please run for your dear life!


He who's down already needs not fear any fall unless, of course, it's quicksand.

I am going to reveal what will likely happen with telpecon today. stay tuned, so that you are not duped further.

pek:
Yours is small. My cousin has spent ₦12,000 as of last count. My in-law has paid ₦350,000 for director's slot. He was told he will get ₦5,000,000

I know of someone who has spent millions , as in, millions, on all the grants since 2016. A lot of them cannot even entertain d idea that it's a scam cos of what they have spent.

missyge:
Run ur mumu mouth na u get an. If possible u will say ur being alive is a scam

Issorite. I know ur type. But wouldn't it be better if you used some of ur infantile aggressive spirit to demand your nonexistent money from your lifelong scammers. if you had ever walked past a library, Neva mind picking up a basic economics or developmental textbook from one, you would have seen the stupidity in your belief. In case you are one of the scammers, although I doubt it, your days are numbered.

LEATHER:
We get $7 billion for bank and we still they borrow money everywhere.

hahaaa. You hit d nail on the head.
CBN to transfer money to some bozos when banks are at their beck and call?
Ignorance and poverty will continue to make Nigeria lay in ruins.

Where are those disbursement cards(ATM cards, by the way) that have been available since May, Directors? Let's shake the table a bit.

ylaa:
Issorite, I'll gi you some when I receive mine ok?

I shall be waiting patiently. Thanks