Crime › Re: Do You Know Anything About TELPECON? by tplayer: 12:08am On Jan 07, 2021 |
From 10 million, it's now 300k.
No worry, dis year una dribbling just start |
Crime › Re: Do You Know Anything About TELPECON? by tplayer: 12:05am On Jan 07, 2021 |
Fisiryorh: Its not a scam coz my mom is one of the regional directors...the cash is not as we think.its just a grant...I am on the list buh the money no go pass 300K...it's real.. Regional director in name. What duties does she perform as a regional director? |
Crime › Re: Do You Know Anything About TELPECON? by tplayer: 10:04am On Jan 06, 2021 |
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Crime › Re: Do You Know Anything About TELPECON? by tplayer: 9:43pm On Jan 05, 2021 |
Judevesco: I heard about TELPECON grant by March, from a university professor. He was the person collating the data from our locality, and sending same to the regional coordinator (not so sure of the chain.. but I hope you'all got the point).
The claim looked bogus and unrealistic to me (as I'm sure it did to most of us). But coming from such an outstanding person, I didn't doubt it much. I was pretty sure that a man like him must have gotten his facts right before embarking on such venture. And from the opinions I've sampled, I think a lot of person had unflinching faith in the grant because of the caliber of people that brought them in.
I had some spare time then, and since I had some knowledge of Excel, I decided to help screen the lists of various clusters to ensure they were error free. The more I did that, the more I became convinced that it we might be in for some white goose chase with respect to the grant.
First, I noticed that there was no limit as to the number of clusters they can accept.. As many people as had money to pay for their clusters had theirs captured.
2. I noticed that aside a change in nomenclature, there was no difference between the defunct SEM and the ongoing TELPECON.
3. At one point, other grants allegedly offered by the same donors began to surface: Commonwealth, Theobarth, Golden bridge, etc. Each claims to offer something similar to TELPECON, and, of course, each required that some payment be made.
I particularly tool note of Young Fishers Grant, because their interest form was offered online in the form of Google form. After registration, I discovered that 23,000 other clusters had registered! (I will send a screenshot at the end of this). That is, as unpopular as that grant was.
And that got me thinking... If each cluster is required to pay just N1000 for registration, that would amount to about 23 million naira for the people in charge of it.
And if the Young Fisher's Grant could pull such amount of people given its relative unpopularity, I suppose TELPECON should pull a double of that.
Following this finding, I decided to take a personal research on telpecon. I wrote to EFCC, CBN, and CAC asking of they knew anything about the grant, but none of my queries were answered.
I sent a reminder to CBN after some time and I was still met by a grim silence.
If you visit Twitter and search the word, TELPECON, you'd discover that several persons have taken to the CBN's Twitter handle to ask of the authenticity of the TELPECON grant. But quite interestingly, none of their queries ever gets attended to.
So, the whole stuff personally got me confused AF, like, I didn't even know what to believe again.
What is making the CBN and other regulatory agencies to keep mute at this point in time? The silence of CBN in this whole grant saga has puzzled me... Because they are the only ones that can clear the air on it.
My conclusion: Inasmuch as nothing is impossible, I think its a long shot hoping to get paid by TELPECON. Because the grant does not look realistic at all.
The money telpecon promised to give is far bigger than the budget of Nigeria, and I doubt if any individual or organization can afford to give out such money for nothing.
So, ladies and entlemen, Wise up and stop being fooled. Please what is prof saying now? Has he/she lost faith in it? |
Crime › Re: Do You Know Anything About TELPECON? by tplayer: 9:40pm On Jan 05, 2021 |
Judevesco: I heard about TELPECON grant by March, from a university professor. He was the person collating the data from our locality, and sending same to the regional coordinator (not so sure of the chain.. but I hope you'all got the point).
The claim looked bogus and unrealistic to me (as I'm sure it did to most of us). But coming from such an outstanding person, I didn't doubt it much. I was pretty sure that a man like him must have gotten his facts right before embarking on such venture. And from the opinions I've sampled, I think a lot of person had unflinching faith in the grant because of the caliber of people that brought them in.
I had some spare time then, and since I had some knowledge of Excel, I decided to help screen the lists of various clusters to ensure they were error free. The more I did that, the more I became convinced that it we might be in for some white goose chase with respect to the grant.
First, I noticed that there was no limit as to the number of clusters they can accept.. As many people as had money to pay for their clusters had theirs captured.
2. I noticed that aside a change in nomenclature, there was no difference between the defunct SEM and the ongoing TELPECON.
3. At one point, other grants allegedly offered by the same donors began to surface: Commonwealth, Theobarth, Golden bridge, etc. Each claims to offer something similar to TELPECON, and, of course, each required that some payment be made.
I particularly tool note of Young Fishers Grant, because their interest form was offered online in the form of Google form. After registration, I discovered that 23,000 other clusters had registered! (I will send a screenshot at the end of this). That is, as unpopular as that grant was.
And that got me thinking... If each cluster is required to pay just N1000 for registration, that would amount to about 23 million naira for the people in charge of it.
And if the Young Fisher's Grant could pull such amount of people given its relative unpopularity, I suppose TELPECON should pull a double of that.
Following this finding, I decided to take a personal research on telpecon. I wrote to EFCC, CBN, and CAC asking of they knew anything about the grant, but none of my queries were answered.
I sent a reminder to CBN after some time and I was still met by a grim silence.
If you visit Twitter and search the word, TELPECON, you'd discover that several persons have taken to the CBN's Twitter handle to ask of the authenticity of the TELPECON grant. But quite interestingly, none of their queries ever gets attended to.
So, the whole stuff personally got me confused AF, like, I didn't even know what to believe again.
What is making the CBN and other regulatory agencies to keep mute at this point in time? The silence of CBN in this whole grant saga has puzzled me... Because they are the only ones that can clear the air on it.
My conclusion: Inasmuch as nothing is impossible, I think its a long shot hoping to get paid by TELPECON. Because the grant does not look realistic at all.
The money telpecon promised to give is far bigger than the budget of Nigeria, and I doubt if any individual or organization can afford to give out such money for nothing.
So, ladies and entlemen, Wise up and stop being fooled. "I particularly tool note of Young Fishers Grant, because their interest form was offered online in the form of Google form. After registration, I discovered that 23,000 other clusters had registered! (I will send a screenshot at the end of this)." That is, as unpopular as that grant was. This got me laughing hard. The silence of CBN and co is almost criminal. Imagine an agency that controls the economy allowing some street urchins to play kayanwasan with that same economy. |
Politics › Re: Attack On Herdsmen In Ebonyi: Umahi Orders Arrest Of People Circulating Video by tplayer: 9:06pm On Jan 04, 2021 |
No emergency meetings before you changed party o.
Now you are toadying up to your masters up north for a seat at the 2023 table.
It's a pity |
Politics › Re: Attack On Herdsmen In Ebonyi: Umahi Orders Arrest Of People Circulating Video by tplayer: 9:06pm On Jan 04, 2021 |
No emergency meetings before you changed party o.
Now you are toadying up to your masters up north for a seat at the 2023 table.
It's a pity? |
Politics › Re: Sanwo-olu Signs Budget Of ₦1.16 Trillion For 2021 Into Law by tplayer: 7:45pm On Jan 01, 2021 |
yommyuk: N1.16 trillion / 23 million citizens equals N50434.
That is approximately $110 per citizen per annum.  Too low. Development will be slow |
Sports › Re: Has The Quality Of Soccer Declined Over The Years? by tplayer(op): 5:17pm On Jan 01, 2021 |
HedwigesMaduro: Pogba is the single most overrated player in the history of my watching football (and I've been watching football since the early 80s). He edges Beckam to 2nd place (this was another player that I tried my best to see what was special about him apart from freekicks and crosses, but couldn't find one). Early 80s? Salute, Sir Couldn't agree more about pogba. I believe he has PR/marketing machine behind him. Beckham was actually solid but still overhyped. We continue to make excuses for pogba: he's not happy, d talent around him is poor, he's played out of position. Imagine if Ndidi was English? A guy who consistently rank very very high with successful tackles. Now even a beta long range passer |
Politics › Re: Sanwo-olu Signs Budget Of ₦1.16 Trillion For 2021 Into Law by tplayer: 8:37am On Jan 01, 2021 |
farem: Your man ayade has the most senseless and unachievable budget in Nigeria among the state governments. His budget's performance/reality is always less than 30%. Go confirm it. Hahaaaa |
Politics › Re: Sanwo-olu Signs Budget Of ₦1.16 Trillion For 2021 Into Law by tplayer: 7:45am On Jan 01, 2021 |
tunapawizzy: The size of a budget is even nothing if execution and critical elements of that budget is not top notch...see size of naija budget see size of Rwanda budget, see growth rate Sarcasm with Cross River budget. |
Politics › Re: Sanwo-olu Signs Budget Of ₦1.16 Trillion For 2021 Into Law by tplayer: 7:44am On Jan 01, 2021 |
tunapawizzy: This one na summary. Show the breakdown. How much of that budget will be funded by debt. How much of that budget will go into debt servicing. What percentage of that budget will be executed. This way, the people will monitor it every step of the way. The government should not feel the whole 1.1trillion is coming into the economy of Lagos state. How much are you going to mandate LAMATA to generate so they can start raising fares Word! One bottle for you |
Politics › Re: Sanwo-olu Signs Budget Of ₦1.16 Trillion For 2021 Into Law by tplayer: 7:18am On Jan 01, 2021 |
seunmsg: For a state that has the 5th largest economy in Africa and with over 20million people to cater for, N1.16trillion budget is barely enough. Same thing with Nigeria.GDP is low despite a large population. One big reason is inefficiency caused by a variety of factors. One big one is X-inefficiencies: e.g social customs, ignorance about efficient methods of production, corruption etc. |
Politics › Re: Sanwo-olu Signs Budget Of ₦1.16 Trillion For 2021 Into Law by tplayer: 7:05am On Jan 01, 2021 |
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Crime › Re: Do You Know Anything About TELPECON? by tplayer: 11:13pm On Dec 31, 2020 |
OSSEA means Odua States Social Empowerment Association (pls don't quote me here cos I'm not sure about the word "states"  . The grant is for the Yoruba states in Nigeria alone sha, not nation wide. If you are a Sokoto resident that wants to assess, you may have to move to the south-west The person who gave me this fable is a chief grant hunter (one of those middle-tier individuals who run around looking for grants up and down and are involved in registering hundred of people under them for spurious grants ) in these giant scam grant business flourishing now. This chief grant hunter along with other hunters meet with the country coordinator and other officials of OSSEA in a fact-finding mission. In the encounter, they were fed this crackpot story. The GenesisIt was an encounter the country coordinator had with an Okada rider that culminated in the birth of the ruse called OSSEA. According to his cock and bull story, the Okada rider was a worker of WEMA bank before he was laid off. The country-coordinator was moved with compassion and rendered help to the Okada man. After this encounter, he started OSSEA with a group of like-minded scammers. Enter the Marwa womanOn another fateful day, the rendered help to a woman(they rendered a help that centers around keke Marwa to her) that linked them with a phantom UI prof... Now the story gets interestingEnter the Phantom UI profThe UI prof too was already looking for an opportunity to help the helpless. The UI prof contacted his people in Ukraine ( who offered to help them access a grant from a finance organisation (unnamed as usual).Enter processing moneyThey (UI prof and the gang) will have to part with 110 million as processing money to the Ukraine-based ghosts before they get the grant. The Fund-raising startsThey were able to raise only 20 million. Enter the game changing move by UI profThe UI prof, moved with compassion, remembered his family's piece of Land on planet Mars (no Alausa, Ikeja) worth 500 million. [/b]He spoken with ghost family members who allowed the piece of land to be mortgaged for 100 million, so they could access the money to cause the much needed agricultural revolution in Nigeria.
[b]Enter more tales by moonlightAs anyone with a pinch of grey matter has come expect with these meatheads, the 120 million raised (remembered they needed 110 million) suddenly becomes insufficient. More money is needed for processing Enter Batch BDue to the additional money requirement, Batch B was created. Registration for Batch A ended this December and Batch B would have ended yesterday (30 Dec 2020) but they (the person who told me this + plus other chief grant hunters) pleaded and the magnanimous clowns at the top at OSSEA decided to extend the closing date to first week of January 2021 Enter the money you need to register for this grant that your great-grand children will collect100 names ( aka grant lusters) make up a cluster (or whatever name), consisting of 95 beneficiaries and 5 Directors. Directors are to pay 700 each and will get ID card. Beneficiaries pay nothing Enter the grant money your great-grand children will collectSince you people have starting losing faith in TELPECON and co, this one was reduced to make it attractive to a crowd that is becoming incredulous. Directors collect 1.2 million and Beneficiaries will collect 250, 000Enter payment datesFirst Batch will be paid January Second Batch will be paid March Enter the question asked by chief grant huntersQuestion: "Hope this grant will not experience any delay at the CBN?" (Yes, CBN again.) Why wont they use CBN when CBN has decided to remain silent about these street urchins using its name for phony grants. Answer: They have finished processing with CBN already, so expect no disbursement delay like TELPECON.  Note: The phantom UI prof has friends in high places in BOI, BOT (does it exist?), BOA, etc, so people under this grant will be considered first when grants are released by these agencies |
Crime › Re: Do You Know Anything About TELPECON? by tplayer: 8:21pm On Dec 31, 2020 |
Sorry for d wait will drop the imbecilic tales by OSSEA |
Celebrities › Re: Kaisha Umaru's Mother Gifts Her Land In Imo State (Video) by tplayer: 10:06am On Dec 31, 2020*. Modified: 10:48am On Dec 31, 2020 |
Billionaire For Zimbabwean Dollar or Afghan Afghani? |
Crime › Re: Do You Know Anything About TELPECON? by tplayer: 10:00am On Dec 31, 2020 |
Kingdemu: Oya hit us  Give me small time. Till evening, abeg.
I wan kill goat, write article, read small.
Mbok, Ku ya resit |
Sports › Re: Has The Quality Of Soccer Declined Over The Years? by tplayer(op): 9:45am On Dec 31, 2020 |
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Sports › Re: Has The Quality Of Soccer Declined Over The Years? by tplayer(op): 8:37am On Dec 31, 2020 |
engrchykae: yes,2010 was the last time the gods played Now d gods are not dead but retired. |
Sports › Re: Has The Quality Of Soccer Declined Over The Years? by tplayer(op): 8:32am On Dec 31, 2020 |
engrchykae: imagine Gabriel Jesus and firmino being leading strikers in Brazil when in 2002,saint Kaka and Luis Fabiano were bench warmers. Dingho is the only smallie permitted to play with the gods Facts. |
Sports › Re: Has The Quality Of Soccer Declined Over The Years? by tplayer(op): 8:30am On Dec 31, 2020 |
obonujoker: Bro ..... To be frank, my love for football has waned these days... In those days, I can't go a weekend without watching , but these days I pick matches and browse the rest on livescores... I started supporting Man UTd since 1999... Although started watching abd understanding since 94....
Football quality has really dropped Another really one. Thanks. Good to see people who watch football in d 2000s |
Sports › Re: Has The Quality Of Soccer Declined Over The Years? by tplayer(op): 8:27am On Dec 31, 2020 |
engrchykae: I have long lost interest in football,I watched the gods of San siro, Clarence seedorf and men Dem. I watched the gods of camp nou. These little men do not excite me. Imagine,I will go to a viewing center and be playing candy crush Haha candy crush!!!! See pogba. He has one of d largest followings on Instagram. What has he played in the last 5 years? is it better than stankovic, okocha, etc, the lesser lights of the last era. |
Sports › Re: Has The Quality Of Soccer Declined Over The Years? by tplayer(op): 8:21am On Dec 31, 2020 |
obonujoker: For where... Lol... That means you really watched the soccer of DAT time.
Thanks. One bottle for you. |
Sports › Re: Has The Quality Of Soccer Declined Over The Years? by tplayer(op): 7:59am On Dec 31, 2020 |
obonujoker: Chai... You just destroyed my club ... However you are right.... In those days na bench... Football ehn.... And it would keep getting worse in football though.... No more passion, just to get money and solve a mountain of problems in the family... Lol And those 2 defenders were not even d best in their era o. |
Sports › Re: Has The Quality Of Soccer Declined Over The Years? by tplayer(op): 7:42am On Dec 31, 2020 |
obonujoker: Money has killed everything... No more technique in football from Defence down to attack... And that's why you see coaches like Mou struggling to keep up with new age footballers Yes, money. It has spoilt players, agents and their devious tactics too. See the 80million pound fridge manu bought. The world's most expensive defender cannot be said to be better than Chris samba, Ledley king, etc of the last era. |
Sports › Re: Has The Quality Of Soccer Declined Over The Years? by tplayer(op): 11:57pm On Dec 30, 2020 |
obonujoker: Yes quality football has dropped. No more technical football, just kick and follow.... Just imagine a clown like martial, being numero uno for man utd, when men like Saha, Sheringham couldn't be number 1 Abi. if Defoe play now I'm go be regular for England and captain sef. Quality of defenders is the most affected kind of |
Sports › Re: Has The Quality Of Soccer Declined Over The Years? by tplayer(op): 11:53pm On Dec 30, 2020*. Modified: 12:35am On Dec 31, 2020 |
Look at pogba: they call him world-class world-class up and down; can he untie nedved's, Deco, totti's, or Gerald's shoe lace in all honesty with what we have seen so far?
Look at Rashford: how many years in d first team and baba still dey play average in many games.
Martial is one player they say "he has huge talent" but what has he produced so far. He is just a player with an above average talent who people like to think of as hugely talented cos there ain't many talented players to put the spotlight on. Scarcity is working in his favour.
Now everybody wan play out from d back even when d players no dey to execute am
The game has evolved:better diet, better fitness, better technology but not technically superior to 15 years ago. |
Sports › Re: Has The Quality Of Soccer Declined Over The Years? by tplayer(op): 11:38pm On Dec 30, 2020*. Modified: 11:59pm On Dec 30, 2020 |
oyatainer: You can't compare eras in football like that. Remember the so called super players then did not come at the same time. Too much money pumped into football makes it look more tougher to me. What Neymar do and got injured now would be done and go free in those days. Now, everyone is claiming big player and refused to be humiliated. Several clips of stars are studied now to combat them in those days. I can bet with you that many goals Henry scored back then may not be allowed in now that keepers are faced with pressure of money earned and press. And these are what make them better in highlight than now. I beg ooo, football does not reduce in quality it evolves everyday. A Player like Ibramovic still says it that if he were to be a player in those days, he would have scored more than Pele's goals.
Football is getting tougher these days to me it makes skillful players think twice before they use skills, knowingu quite well that results are desirable now.
I can place any striker and their performance side by side with what Harry Kane does now what Aguero did in the last four years. Don't say because some bigger teams are no longer classic these days and place them side by side with their players in the past,. Don't forget, some teams drop I think quality while some come stronger than the they used to be before. Eg Man City. It was slightly more physical 10-15 years ago. Remember Janetti, Nedved, Gattuso, Veira, Keane, Italian league, Adriano etc. It made it harder to score. Baba Ronaldo of Brazil has no equal in this era. Overall, there are fewer exceptional players in this period. Agree? Kane is not better than Eto, drogba, villa, Henry. Now that man city has come up is nothing new. Research Aston villa, Leeds in the 2000s, Bayern Leverkusen, Napoli, valencia, Nottingham forest |
Sports › Has The Quality Of Soccer Declined Over The Years? by tplayer(op): 9:59pm On Dec 30, 2020 |
I honestly believe the quality of football aka soccer has declined in the last 10 years or so, and with reasons:
1. Take a look at what we have as world-class strikers in the current era: Lukaku, Rashford, Martial, Benzema, Lewandoski, Jamie Vardy, Luis Suarez, Bale, Higuain, Raul Jimenez, Firmino, Erling Haaland, Harry Kane, Mbappe, Jesus, Aubameyang, Cavani, Mohamed Salah, Antoine Griezmann, Aguero; you can add yours. Compare with the top strikers of the 2OOOs: Thierry Henry, Ruud van Nisterlooy, Ronaldo (Brazil), Michael Owen, Didier Drogba, Pippo Inzaghi, Andriy Shevchenko, Raul, David Villa, Adriano, Samuel Etoo, Wayne Rooney, Piero, Trezeguet, Forlan. If you truly watched football in that period the current crop pales somewhat. Then, there were even better defenders self.
Now if you can't attack you are not considered a good defender, never mind if you are average at defending to start with (Alexander-Trent is a good example) The rules have been changed to allow for easy penalties, so we see more goals and more player protection. Just compare van Dijk, Pepe, Company, Ramos, Maguire, Walker, Godin, Chiellini, Varane, Hummels, Boateng, Marquinhos, Bonucci, Lahm to Maldini, Cafu, Carlos, Thuram, Campbell, Tony Adams, Vidic, Ferdinand, Terry, Taribo West, Puyol, Andrea Barzagli, Maicon, Marco Materazzi, Ivan Cordoba, Gianluca Zambrotta, Javier Zanetti, Ashley Cole, Ricardo Carvalho, Nesta, Jamie Carragher, Gary Neville, Fabio Cannavaro, Ivanovic, Ledley King. What do you see? A sharp decline for me.
How about midfielders: Zidane, Iniesta, Xabi Alonso, Francesco Totti, Kaka, Paul Scholes, Lampard, Gerard, Beckham, Giggs, Ballack, Deco, Cesc Wesley, Makalele, Gattuso, Sneijder, Carrick, Fabregas, Robert Pires, Nedved, Schweinsteiger, Pirlo, Viera, Roy Keane, Okocha, Figo, Francesco Totti, Gerrard, Beckham, Giggs. vs de Bruyne, Pogba, Ivan Rakitic, Kroos, Marchisio, David Silva, Casemiro, Kante, Modric, Busquet; add more o.
Imagine Rashford benching Nistelrooy, Maguire when Vidic dey. Casemiro when Figo/Deco dey.
Do the analysis for keepers and coaches yourself.
Please Ronaldo and Messi are generational talents, hence excluded.
Some players straddle 2 eras (e.g. Ibra) are not included
The list in each group is not exhaustive but representative enough |
Crime › Re: Do You Know Anything About TELPECON? by tplayer: 7:30pm On Dec 30, 2020 |
LastProphet: He's one of the scammer's top management, any economist will laugh at all the gullibility displayed here. There's nothing like a $700b charity fund anywhere in the world not to mention poor hopeless Africa. But you see the scammer knows how dumb the continent is so he will cash out till he's finally busted haha  The latest is DAT NGOs have been credited directly, bypassing TELPECON because of the laughable and idiotic excuse that the money is too big for TELPECON account to handle. Hence some NGOs have received amounts running into several billions of naira, more than what they need for disbursement, just so the grant money leaves CBN.   Once everything is sorted out disbursement will commence. There is a new ruse grant called OSSEA. It has a ribcracking fable behind it  ; Y'all want d download? |
Crime › Re: Do You Know Anything About TELPECON? by tplayer: 7:26pm On Dec 28, 2020*. Modified: 9:51pm On Dec 28, 2020 |
Oboma1: When is next payment date please, since 22nd and 23rd December were kidnapped by Fulani herdsmen? Hahaha, bad guy.  The disbursement race restarts 1 Jan 2021. Their faith in this ruse is very strong. |