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BusinessSCAM: IMF, Pioneer, CBN Or Govt Slot. Run For Your Life!!! by tplayer(op): 9:29pm On Apr 12, 2025
The scam has been ongoing for a while.

The same set of scammers who used numerous fake grants, numbering over 80 cry cry, to scam Nigerians, are at it again. cheesy cheesy

They call it IMF, Pioneer, CBN, or Govt slots. Please take heed and run. The whole thing is fake 100% cool cool cool

IMF, if you know what they do, don't share money. IMF is about the balance of payments for countries.

If the CBN were sharing money, it would be announced publicly, and registration wouldn't be through some clowns on Telegram and WhatsApp who do silly voice notes. cry cry cry

Use your head before these swindlers who have already fed fat using fake grants like APGPN, UAAG, THEOBARTH, SEM, PO5, GRASSROOTS, AFRCUNIA, HOPE PROJECT, and other scams, open another shop for your head grin grin grin grin
Jobs/VacanciesRe: How True Is Hope Project In Nigeria by tplayer: 11:19am On Apr 08, 2025
BigMos2024:
The govt side of the program(LEEP) launches next week on 15th. Let's see how things unfold from there
Which useless government grin grin grin

When did the government ever announce that it had a programme or partnered with anyone on a project called the HOPE PROJECT?

Anyway, after next week, dem go find another lamba give my people to carry hold body till mid-year grin grin grin grin
Jobs/VacanciesRe: How True Is Hope Project In Nigeria by tplayer: 2:21pm On Apr 02, 2025
godwinngbede:
they even removed and deleted all the people in the what's app group. Since that day, I knew it was fraud. Mine was 10,000 naira one yeye poor looking man collected from me.
If it's one useless AGPGN or UAAG or any of the other nonsense like CBN or pioneer slot that you are still waiting for, you go wait tire grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin


Na AGPGN own funny me pass, government will use a bunch of I never chop disburse money. First dem say UAAG no get money say an scam, but all of a sudden government will use these hungry-looking clowns to disburse money but government never told you to register with any UAAG or AGPGN in the first place. grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Jobs/VacanciesRe: How True Is Hope Project In Nigeria by tplayer: 2:17pm On Apr 02, 2025
Glowqueen3:
Na wa ooo,this stupid hope project ripped me off o,they collect a whole 35000 from me,May God punish them awon oloriburuku gbogbo.
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin Only people looking for free imaginary money who are greedy will always fall prey
Jobs/VacanciesRe: How True Is Hope Project In Nigeria by tplayer: 3:29pm On Mar 31, 2025
People are dead funny. The federal government didn't think it wise to tell you to register for one useless HOPE project in the first place. Now you are waiting for them to flag it off cheesy grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

Naija people and comedy and 5 and 6. grin grin grin grin grin

Anchor borrower, govt announce
COVID funds, them announce,
Grant of 50, 25k, them announce
Many others, them announce

But Hope Project and the other useless ones like AGPGN, UAAG, PO5, THEOBARTH, govt forget to announce am grin grin grin grin grin grin
Jobs/VacanciesRe: How True Is Hope Project In Nigeria by tplayer: 8:03pm On Mar 17, 2025
Mmadu111:
it's not real and fuzz around it is dead.
👍👍👍
Jobs/VacanciesRe: How True Is Hope Project In Nigeria by tplayer: 4:58pm On Feb 24, 2025
Deep12:
So uptill now no news, are we safe so
You're funny sha 🤣🤣

Anyway, the scam will last for many more years sha due to this your talk 🤣🤣😂😅
ProgrammingRe: Excel Automation by tplayer: 7:04pm On Feb 23, 2025
ikay700:
For all excel automation work tailored to your specific requirements and customized tooling.

contact: zero eight one, three zero one, three five, nine seven five.
You know VBA?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: How True Is Hope Project In Nigeria by tplayer: 11:22am On Feb 07, 2025
Globeaut:
It's second month. The month is still fresh though. You guys should just be hopeful who knows.
Hopeful for a scam🤣🤣😆😂😂

Naso Una go hope year end, Una start to hope next year again as usual 😂🤣😂
Jobs/VacanciesRe: How True Is Hope Project In Nigeria by tplayer: 6:42pm On Feb 06, 2025
Mmadu111:
Last lie was on May 2024, no lies to tell again.
No oo🤣🤣😆😆

I think there are more recent lies o.

Seems your are not following them on their Telegram platform 🤣😆😆😆🤣🤣
Jobs/VacanciesRe: How True Is Hope Project In Nigeria by tplayer: 4:31pm On Feb 06, 2025
Grant doesnt work through useless and meaningless titles like consortium 💯

Grant require a donor, timeline, clear amount, clear selection usually through proposal writing.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: How True Is Hope Project In Nigeria by tplayer: 4:28pm On Feb 06, 2025
Mmadu111:
Nothing is going to happen. They've used our data to defraud what we're yet to understand.
Absolutely nothing will happen except more lies will drop🤣🤣
Jobs/VacanciesRe: How True Is Hope Project In Nigeria by tplayer: 5:57pm On Feb 05, 2025
Globeaut:
This one this place is quiet like this... Could
it be something good is about to happen?...Lolz😁
Yes, more lies are about to come out to feed the ignorant from the fake grant 🤣😁😁😁😁😁😁
FoodRe: Please Suggest The Best Kind Of Blender I Can Get Under 60k by tplayer: 7:08pm On Feb 02, 2025
MichaelSokoto:
maintenance free
One century guarantee
Inheritable
#2k only!

grin
You're crazy 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Science/TechnologyRe: What Is DeepSeek, The Chinese AI App Challenging OpenAI And Silicon Valley? by tplayer: 8:41am On Jan 28, 2025
24kmagik:
Nigerians never do AI but na them de make noise pass about Software Development.

Once a Nigerian just knows how to display "hello world" on the browser, we won't hear word again.

You see things like, Tech bro, React Expert, software developer, bla bla bla.

That Moat Academy go come here de disturb people about Software Development, mentioning names like Zuckerberg, Jeff Bezos, etc. The Moat teachers themselves never build anything weh pass Web App.

What have Nigerians built that the whole world is using?

Yet, Una go say na Una sabi something pass for Africa.

Nigerians are a typical case of empty vessels making the loudest....
🤣🤣😂🤣😁
Foreign AffairsRe: Trump Threatens Russia With Tariffs & Sanctions If It Does Not Agree To End War by tplayer: 7:46pm On Jan 23, 2025
Ironfaceman:
Like which one. There are over 50 sanctions on Russia. Russia too is not alone its allies, China Iran, India, North Korea, Indonesia, they all lend support. So it pass sanction if you ask me.
You count North Korea as an ally? Anyway they provided cannon fodder Nd very dated soviet era weapons and ammunition that can sometimes lack even secondary school student level of quality control.

Irans supplies shahed but impact has been reduced since.

India gets cheap crude and and helps keep Russia afloat. Whatever else Russia benefits is definitely classified.

China hasn't given much material militarily to at least to the level to which you would expect from a country of that economic size. I know China is do some stuff underground, like intelligence, drone part, chips.

Now to sanctions that can still be applied:

1. Gazprom Neft and Surgutneftegas were sanctioned for the first time this January. They represent the 3rd and 4th largest oil producers in Russia. Tis is the first time sanctions have been applied on major oils produccers. Imagine sanctions on 1st and 2nd.

2. Sanctions can still be applied on more ships in the shadow fleet. Biden recently sanctioned over 180, but Russia has hundreds of them. That's give Trumps more ships to go after.

3. Biden actually placed a complete bam of oils servicing. With it, long term you could in the soup without the technology. You production capability will drop in the long term.

4. Their LNG was sanctioned for the first time by Biden this January. One functional LNG. More LNG facilities can be sanctioned too by Trump.

There's are other areas still left standing.

Not saying Russia will collapse, it will squeeze the regime harder for sure.
Foreign AffairsRe: Trump Threatens Russia With Tariffs & Sanctions If It Does Not Agree To End War by tplayer: 7:02pm On Jan 23, 2025
bdon123:
Russia sells oil n gas in USD or euro.Stop false info
The level of ignorance on display makes me to regularly skip numerous comments on Nairaland when it comes to international politics.

My bro,just ignore some comments. 💯
Foreign AffairsRe: Trump Threatens Russia With Tariffs & Sanctions If It Does Not Agree To End War by tplayer: 6:59pm On Jan 23, 2025
Nairaland Putin boys them go confuse.😀

They be like, "Isn't Trump on Putin's side again"😁
Foreign AffairsRe: Trump Threatens Russia With Tariffs & Sanctions If It Does Not Agree To End War by tplayer: 6:58pm On Jan 23, 2025
Ironfaceman:
I taught the US sanctioned Russia, so what sanctions again. Its time to sends soldiers to Ukraine 🇺🇦 forget about this talk of sanctions.
There are still a significant amount of sanctions that can still be applied, make no mistakes. The biden administration left a some areas untouched💯
Jobs/VacanciesRe: How True Is Hope Project In Nigeria by tplayer: 12:18pm On Jan 22, 2025
Mmadu111:
it's scam, they've gotten our data for motive best known to them.
🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣 all this rubbish scam wey Nigerians dey call for
Jobs/VacanciesRe: How True Is Hope Project In Nigeria by tplayer: 9:49pm On Jan 21, 2025
Deep12:
Please what is happening in hope project?
🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣😂
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Job Opening For Youtube Scriptwriters by tplayer: 5:01pm On Jan 09, 2025
Good evening,

I believe I have what it takes to write engaging and original YouTube scripts for you and not some formulaic AI stuff or some boilerplate.

Here's my WhatsApp number (0905 392 5209).

Looking forward to hearing more about your project.

Best regards,
Mr Tee
Jobs/VacanciesRe: How True Is Hope Project In Nigeria by tplayer: 4:05pm On Jan 09, 2025
Una never seen anything for this Una hope project nonsense 😂🤣

Una go school, school no gree go Una.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Jobs/VacanciesRe: How True Is Hope Project In Nigeria by tplayer: 4:03pm On Jan 09, 2025
okka:
I have involved in some network businesses, all these bitcoin like MMM and the rest. When it's obvious that they have gone with your money, we do have some people in the group that would be giving you false hope that all is well, that they are only having problems with Internet and bla bla.
The same job I believe Globeaut and more of recent, the newly recruited Richard870 are doing!
Well done.
Very soon I will exit this group.
🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣

Nigerians and imaginary free billions
PoliticsRe: ‘I’m Ready For War’ – Dele Farotimi Dares Afe Babalola by tplayer: 5:19pm On Dec 30, 2024
blowjohn:
Mobb deep.... Afe babalolo
Nas.......... Farotimi
🤣😂😂
PoliticsRe: ‘I’m Ready For War’ – Dele Farotimi Dares Afe Babalola by tplayer: 1:30pm On Dec 30, 2024
blowjohn:
Meanwhile... Afe Bababola will be like:

I got you stuck off the realness, we be the infamous, you heard of us
Official black folks murderers
My mobb comes equipped with warfare, beware
Of my crime family who got nuff shots to share
For all those who wanna profile and pose
Rock you in your face, stab your brain with your nose bone

You all alone in these streets, cousin
Every man for their self in this land, we be gunnin'
And keep them shook crews runnin' like they supposed to
They come around but they never come close to
I can see it inside your face, you're in the wrong place
Cowards like you just get their whole body laced up
With bullet holes and such



Farotimi be like:




If you ill come get me, 'cause I ain't running
If your gun's off the hook then we'll both be gunning
Come get me if you real, 'cause I ain't scared
It's all fair in love and war and I'm well prepared
What has Mobb deep and Nas got to do with this?🤔🤔
RomanceRe: Nigerian Lady Complain Of Rough Sex With Chief But Says The Pay Was Worth It by tplayer: 11:34am On Dec 14, 2024
Namaster:
In the past few months, I have started to see the WISDOM of the Taliban.

Fools like this should NEVER be allowed to speak in public.

She's SHAMELESS.

A common PROSTITUTE who should be ashamed of her waywardness is on Social Media trying to use her prostitution to gain FAME.

It's fast becoming obvious that the best way to handle women is the TALIBAN WAY.
This is hilarious

😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
PoliticsRe: Scotland’s Only Oil Refinery Set To Close In 2025 by tplayer: 12:37pm On Sep 13, 2024
GerogeI:
Thanks for this question. Refining petrol is a way to add value to the primary export. But irrespective, Nigeria's problem is not petrol import, locol refining, inflation or high cost of living. These things are all consequences of a failed currency system. Nigeria's economic problems are primarily an overcentralised and internationally ineffective currency. With about 13000% devaluation over the last five decades, the currency is treated as the option for common masses, while elites and the Federal Government operate and make policies to covet USD. The last two regimes took it to new heights by using currency devaluation to bargain for new loans of USD.

This is not peculiar to Nigeria, but common among low IQ African countries, including Egypt in recent years. They place so much value on earning forex, and end up killing themselves economically. Only South Africa with their Dutch Europeans seems immune to the mental disease. How come USA and Europe are not struggling to earn forex, yet they are not selling a lot of manufactured exports. Both are net Importers?

If paper currency are subject to political and technological prowess which we do not have. The right thing to do is to switch to commodity currencies which are not subject to manipulation. Infact a default feature of commodity currency like gold is that they cause deflation, not inflation. Meaning an old piece of gold coin becomes more valuable with time, hence can buy more goods.
You have got some serious grey matter. Excessive devaluation is not always key.
PoliticsRe: Defence Chief Summons Security Forces For Closed-Door Meeting by tplayer: 5:40pm On Aug 06, 2024
All this journalistic boilerplate sha.

Do they ever have an open-door meeting?
CelebritiesRe: Court Document Reveals P Diddy Paid $1 Million For Tupac Assassination by tplayer: 7:36pm On Jul 25, 2024
blowjohn:
Wlcm bro.

Memory lane is just special. Listen to it with ur earphones and even if u wanted to anything evil, u will reject the ideal 😂. Song is too good abeg.


As regards Eminem, I try not to make it a color thing. In fact at some point, especially during his feuds with Germain dupree, ja rule etc he was rapping like a black with all the threats and I enjoyed it.

Yeah illmatic was ranked greatest rap album.
Ross is always rapping off topic. His ego and love for food and wine won't allow him concentrate. But the guy is very solid and his songs are usually very enjoyable.

Illmatic is a better album than it was written as far as the art of music is concerned.
Did he rap better on it than on it was written?
That's a question that's hard to answer because of songs like the message and take it in blood and suspects.

Same way stillmatic seems to be as good as it was written lyrics wise( if u remove brave heart party).

And mehn, I hate trap music like mad!!!!

But Nas really used it to rap better than trap rappers... Like in the bonus track spicy.

Some songs from the last 6 albums that deserve mentioning due to how the style of rap Nas used:

Rare
Store run
Hollywood gangsta
The cure
Based on true events
Michael and Quincy
30
Thun(of cos)
Nobody
Dedicated (the second part)
Slow it down
Speechless part 2
Bookeen Woodbine
The pressure
Store run
Ugly
The truth

No tears( this might be the closest Nas has gotten to make me cry) like wtf!
I remember a YouTube reaction on the album... When it got to no tears, the guy shed tears...
Those IWW songs you mentioned are crazy. I also like that track with Dr Dre: "Rap hero, Federal bureau tap my line got zero". Nas is coming track.

Trap sha.These kids like it sha

Ross can rap, no doubt. I love that his track with AZ, vacherin. The beat is crazy 💯

You named some solid tracks from those albums.
But you're forgetting

Death Row east
Composure
all bad ft Anderson paak
Office hours ft 50
Full circle
Sitting with my thoughts

What do you think about this Lamar Vs Drake beef. You like "Not like us"? I like it but it's not cracking my top 5 diss track list. But it's a quality diss track.
CelebritiesRe: Court Document Reveals P Diddy Paid $1 Million For Tupac Assassination by tplayer: 6:24pm On Jul 25, 2024
blowjohn:
Wow, u must be an extremely intelligent guy so I'll be careful but honest with my answers cos u got me thinking about the music and the rappers the way u just presented them.

First of all, I always believe Nas suppresses himself in certain tracks if he feels he doesn't have anything to prove. That dude is a monster.... That will not appear again till the end of time.

Memory lane on illmatic is perhaps the smoothest, lyrically complex but dark rap song I ever heard.

Eminem is a beast but I think his intelligence limits him. Ab come to realize that certain rappers like Nas, Raekwon, rakim etc who were into the 5 percent nation thing and who read very vast and wide are above other rappers( AZ is one too)

That's why they speak so much knowledge and are so versatile. Eminem isn't one so his vocabulary even though is deep by the way isn't up to Nas level( by the way, Nas use of the English language is the best among any rapper dead or alive)

That's what made me believe he wrote illmatic at such an age.

English was my best subject while in secondary school and I was crowned best I imaginative writing.

But omo, even if I dreamt about writing what Nas penned down on illmatic, I doubt it will be happen in reality. Songs like memory lane, it ain't hard to tell and the world is yours is something that adults cud never pen down even if they used AI today. If it was an alien that aided him I'd believe bro.
U know when Nas grants interviews, u don't see any of those words he used come out of his mouth like when TI or camron are interviewed.

But if u listen to other rappers u will hear them tell u how quiet and calculate Nas cud be.

I agree with the biggie and Lauryn Hill thing cos they lack enough materials. Same with Andre 3k.

Kool g rap can murder any rapper dead or alive.
But he's so much obsessed with multi syllabic rhyming that he wows u with that and his speed. That's where Nas wins. Half the time, Nas is telling u a story and rhyming in every verse.

This is the thing about Jay z: Jay Z will body most rappers on a song if he wants to any day except, Nas and any rapper that raps fast e.g big pun, Eminem or kool g rap.
He seems to be very careful when choosing his words in order to deliver a blow to whoever is on the track with him.

AZ is a beast too. I suspect he wanted to do something similar to Nas memory lane when he did his song' rather unique'.
The song presents similar mood and style. But memory lane is just something else (much like street dreaming remix feat R. Kelly)

Yeah he goes beast mode whenever on a song with Nas, but I always felt Nas loses whenever he isn't serious( BTW the track they did together called 'serious' was mad) . Other times Nas as usual goes into storytelling mode.

Nas feat lil Wayne...... Nas had the better verse. Wayne kept using the same alliteration and rhyme pattern. Nas showed why he has too many flows to chose frm.

Life is good is a classic.

Magic 2 is heavily slept on. That's the best themed(magic) rap album ever. All the songs point to magic in one way or the other.
Magic 3 is something else especially with songs like based on true events part 1, speechless part 2(omg).

And yes magic was a rollercoaster.
But if u go back to magic 2 and 3 u may see why I feel they are better than magic( even though magic sounds more fun)

KD 2 and 3 are classics.

KD 1 had some crazy cuts like blue benz and the cure. But it showed why Nas don't need to many baby features cos the best songs were the ones he rapped alone.


My problem with Lamar and jcole is that their style of rap aee offshoots of trap rap.

Jcole on born sinner was the best jcole.
These trap/mumble style gradually ate into j Cole.

BTW have u heard the track produced by shaq O Neil the basketball star?
Features Nas and Jay Z( oh yes)

He was the first person to put those the greats verses on same track with him.

I must confess, Nas was just something else that era. Nas went alien on the track.




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=krfxWmiZZhc&pp=ygUNc2hhcSBmZWF0IG5hcw%3D%3D


Lastly, Nas unreleased song catalogue seem to be better than his releases. Ain't that crazy.
You know your rap.💯

Thanks for the compliments.

I thought I was the only one in Nigeria who feels this way about memory lane. Sometimes, I think no one has ever rapped better than that in Rap. That third verse is just mercurial. That track should be on everyone's 10 top best in Rap.

That 5 percent helped them.

Nas' use of English is his strength. I don't think he has the deepest vocab, but the way he uses the language is stellar.

Three stacks be overrated to me. No solo materials, and I don't like his voice that well; the same problem I have with Lamar.


G rap is my guy. Godfather of mafioso rap, east coast gangsta rap. That album, live and let die, shows lyrical dexterity at its peak.

I hope this Eminem thing is not a colour thing sha 🤣

Jay-z moves only by mathematical calculations these days. Guess he's earned it sha. Reasonable doubt, Blueprint, black album, and I kinda like 4:44, although opinion is divided. But it's not a classic sha.

Rather unique is up there as AZ's best song. That street dreams remix is just high level rapping. Pure gold.

I'm happy you think Nas out-rapped Lil wayne on that song.


I'm so happy you call LIG a classic. It should be, only that officer Rose was rapping the wrong thing on the accidental murderer song. Although I enjoy his rapping there more sha 🤣. His flow was top-notch but subject matter was off topic.

Magic 2 and 3 are slept on cos people were already moving on. He shouldn't have released them.

I don't think KD II is a classic. But it's a solid offering.

born sinner j cole was up there.

Trap has invaded everywhere, that's why. Even Nas pandered to this taste on some songs on this his latest run na 😄. I'm not a big fan of trap too.

The Shaq joint, Nas killed it. had the best verse.

Billboard showed some love recently 🤣 for illmatic. I love it. This mainstream media can pander too much at times but they got the No 1 spot right with the Rap album list. But they put Lamar ahead of Nas 😞

Do you think It was written is better than illmatic, some people be saying that. I don't think so, and its quite a margin for me.

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