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Adex097: lol..na joke o...besides, staying off camp is a taboo in my family.

9 be sey na school hostel get u na

Holyrule: then go live for BDPA ,thats where i stay. Making sense and virtually trouble free. Ekosodin na ghetto

thanks sir... Decision made!

Hw much per year?

masterpein: he might b in ghost mode

lol, if he were to be here. I'd have figured him out.. Unless he's just viewing this thread as a guest.

[quote author=oliseh.com]my brodas in d house.[/quote]oh! You too? my sister...greetings to you

*removes Abraham Lincoln's hat and takes a bow*

Hmmm, just have to make this post about the admission list now as I'm considering taking a break from this page. Well,One thing I realised last year was that Uniben follows same pattern..atleast for the past recent years.

Like you all are anxiously awaiting the list now, it's been done before. N during my time last year, this same worries y'all havin now prompted me to do a lil research, just to atleast have a lil conjecture on the whole issue.

After the first batch was released, I discovered (you may say) Uniben's strategy of releasing admission lists. I kinda compared that year 2012 to the one of 2011. Sorry, I cant go into all that now...can't even remember the dates.. Lemme just be straight here.

One thing I discovered was that Uniben always take an interval of about 1 month before releasing any list.

Firstly; last year,2012.. Jamb was conducted March 24th..if I remember correctly, after the Month of April&May.. Postume was conducted in June.. June 15&16 to be precise.

10days later, (June 26) the Postume results were released.

After the month of July.. The merit list came in August (August2/3)..it came on the 2nd, but most peeps didnt really know till on the 3rd.

Again, after the month of September, the 2nd batch came in October...October 1st(Independence day) to be precise.

And Again, after the month of November, the 'hidden 3rd batch' came in December... December 2nd&5th to be precise.. Dont wanna go into that particular list 4now,So much controversy surrounding it.. Till when time comes.

This year, Uniben seem to be following same pattern.

Jamb was conducted April 27th. After the month of May&June, postume was conducted in July...July 13..as you all know.
(tho' one thing you should consider is that postume is conducted before the 2nd semester exams)

10days later, July 23rd.. Postume results were released.

Do I need to say the merit list would be released September 2nd... And the 2nd batch released in the first week of November?

You know.. I used the one of 2011 to ascertain the one of 2012 & the one of 2012 now in ascertaining the one of 2013..and so far, it's been..(you may say) a 100% correct
Tho' the one of 2011 was really rough..thats y I'm not going into that.

So you see.. I knew all dez..dat's while I never worried abt wen Uniben postume wud be conducted, always knew it was gonna be Mid-July & july 13th it was.

N I knew for sure, the results wud be released July 23rd, thats why I never bothered.. I always laughed whenever I came here to read your predictions.. I found them hilarious! Just one guy(cant rememba his username) said it'll be on Tuesday(July 23rd)

I didn't have a nairaland account then. Would've informed you guys to save you the stress.. So when I say the List would be out 1st week of September (sep 2nd) U'd believe me...& now I'm saying that to save you the stress.

I'd even give you the exact time you may check you kofa page if you want me to.. But Nah, I'll be going too far. So till september 2nd, but if it does come earlier, then it's cuz of the strike.. Guess they got 'less busy' .. But sep 2nd it shall be.

N Yea, feel free to bookmark this page, as a matter of fact.. Do it! So you may mock me if it doesn't come out first Week of september.


Whoops whoops! Another epistle, but as I said earlier on, this might probably be the last..as I'm considering quiting this thread for a while.. Have lots to attend to.

So if you have any question.. You may ask now.

Any question?

masterpein: Hope say JUNO SUNBEAMS no dy here oh.

lol.. I dont think so. Funny dude

ditrix: yes na ughelli north and south. Ewu and agbarah

okay brother.. Noted

Mickey7: lolzzzzz...ermm trafford so ure delta-igbo

No sir, Deltan-Urhobo

Mickey7: U̶̲̥̅̊ tink bdpa is safe? Ure tryna hide ur identity? hmm

atleast it's safer.

Mickey7: hope U̶̲̥̅̊ dnt believe him

lol.. M not that gullible o

IKJ66: shhhhhhh.....stop making noise the I.G is still here

oops! So sorry sir, I didn't realise.

*Adjusts pillow n goes back to sleep*

Adex097: 8?!?
Jesuss!!!
Abeg how much be 3 bedroom flat for ekosodin?

3bedroo...?! For Ekosodi....?!

na joke you dey ^^

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lol...you too know book ^^

c'mon post ur login ID, make we see for ourselves

Mickey7: lst year admission list came a month after d result was released

make una no bother o...na september 2nd.

Abi una want make i show una how i do the calculation pass ?

Mickey7: asakel,mehlena,chaarly,greatmind,trafford,didi,adex,profemmy,ojingbe,sokoto,miss doc,sylvalord,kolade, et all hw abt a group pic on matric day * just building my faith*

That 's if I choose to reveal my true identity before then.

Mickey7: lol great decision o..no b say first nyt dem go shoot gun dere,den nxt tin we don hear say u don run go school hostel

yes o..my brother. Na im make man wan perch 4 where body catch o

Mickey7: no roomies? Na so u occupy space reach?

lol, not at all o! just that.. I'd rather live alone, wherever it may be

Hugo7: can you pls drop d email so i can do same

nah, don't bother.. It seems its a rule Seun made, tho' they seemed pretty suprised about it. So, let's just wait.

N about the email, i think I clicked on a forum 'general forum' n at the top, i saw something about 'moderators'..just clicked on a few names..n contacted them.

Didi 5: Have you heard on Keystone hostel on campus?Have you considered as a better option so you can be on campus and save transport cost?

Transport n all that? Yea, I've looked into them.. But my meal, my stuffs, my sense of security, I'm just not a people person..anything that has to do with crowd? Count me out. Den living with a bunch of strangers?jeez! Just kill me(dont mean that literary o)among so many oda reasons.. I just can't live in a school hostel..unless I'd be living ALONE.

Didi 5: Have you heard on Keystone hostel on campus?Is it ok to stay?

Heard of it..but haven't really looked into it.

ditrix: "na to fyn house" naim I wan typ b4. If another place nyc pass ekosodin I 4 like go,dat place 2 wak,even ozoro poly hostel bam passs dem own

lol.. Is like you be Deltan..abi?

ditrix: ogbeni mk dem chop dem hostel jooor, I hate school hostels pass any tyn, na boarding house I dey, na dere u go dey share house room wit 4 peeps, no privacy, abegi. Bt if u no GT too much money y not,its ok

I dey hear sey na 8 persons to a room sef

IKJ66: I.G no b mouth nw,me diff 4rm dat NSCDC man nw,i get 4 degrees,just wana bag d last one in uniben and datz ecostat xo i go xabi ste*l govt money

lol.. Shebi after u don gather all d degrees finish, u go begin auction them?



make I go work jare..before addiction gradually creeps in *exeunts*

Profemmy001: And I started a New Page, E dy sweet me 4 belle...WTF...!!!
Doze guys talking abt accomodation, aren't UNIBEN goyna give freshers hostels

you may opt out if you want.. It isn't compulsory.

ditrix: naso as d name dey show na fyn house.

e no matta weda fine or not fine.. I no dey go dere to groove

i dey hear of ekosodin.. Na place for the 'strong'..n I no strong o .So na where body catch man dey go na

IKJ66: datz 9ce,cum folo me drink 4rm d most xpensive champagne

*gets up n follows him to drink from d most xpensive champagne*

IKJ66: u r takin my warning as a mere asserveration and skepticalizing my statusquo as an IG,anyway u be my paddy i go 4give yhu sha
₹HUGS₹

lol.. E don do Sir, u sabi grammar

Trafford: we all know you prepared well for English.. Calm your tits bro

lol! See how nairaland change t.its to bosoms. Oga Seun sef! ^^

IKJ66: we go knw nw 4our 100L

okay na. Till then

IKJ66: dnt introcate and distract our educational thread wit diz una fuel stuff,be warned am d INSPECTOR GENERAL HERE [I.G]

okay Sir! Noted!

ditrix: Good morning ma fellow uniben students,una dey talk of cut off ery now and den. Me na house me dey fyn o,whr I fit c beta 1. Dose any 1 loves to hv a rummi , gush it sucks,

mehn.. I don reason this one, cuz I no want situation wey be sey during Clearance man go still dey squat for person house..esp wen d presence isnt needed..bt dem no go talk.. U knw dat kine thing. So once the names come out, the first thing na to go look for house!

N abt that, I had a lovely dream last 9t, saw myself looking for accommodation. Saw a gate.. Abi signboard sef.. On it, it was boldly written 'B D P A' but afta evrything sha, Army accosted me cuz of my hair, bt they let me go cuz I knew one of them. The guy even paid the bus fare . True dream o! God knows I'm not lying.

So BDPA is shall be

n roomies? Oboy! That is totally out of it!

IKJ66: BE WARNED!!!!!
Dnt post anytin that z unrelevant to diz educational conglomeration,me wnt tolerate any unrelevant,fetishism,insultive and not_2_gud post here,buh I wud welcom humoruos,gilbertian and religous post 4d main tym.
Signed by :IKJ66
I.G

we all know you prepared well for English.. Calm your tits bro