Caaz:
Denreledave oya come chop,iamL
Awww

Omooba it may seem as though your madam don comot from Kuje

Caaz:
Native redoil rice n 3 boiled eggs

Jewessgratitud3

Caaz:
Yam
Scrabbled eggs
A touch of spinach
Malt

Please wetin be scrabbled eggs? 🤔

Samhyme:
Good day house, please how do I answer the question "person or entity paying for the trip?"

What a question. Please just write “BabaGod Jehovah Jireh”

Jewessgratitud3:
I can not keep this good news. Una kuku know say I no Sabi hide myself.

They were sharing half bag of rice yesterday at customs office off Unilag road but I didn't go so I announced it here Incase anyone wants to go and get their own share.

A kind hearted brother from here advised me not to go there because of fear of what happened the previous day where 7 people lost their lives. I said ah.. my brother I'm not going o cos I no kuku get power. He now said he can give me half or even bag of rice if I ever needed . Jokingly I said he should encash it cos I no go fit finish one bag alone. He asked me how much is a bag and I told him 80k na so this God sent sama my account this morning with 80k.

Who did it? Jesus oh my God wau!!!...

Na so I take collect my own one bag of rice o. Help me thank him. God bless you Sir.

You no know whether na yahoo boy or kidnapper or armed robber. You just collected money from a stranger and you are here celebrating. I really pity your life. At your advanced age, you still reason like a child. That’s why I dey always talk say you get mental illness…

Jewessgratitud3:
Please I need to know if anyone has successfully removed theirs cos that's the next thing on my to -do list.

Now iv been considering this option as the permanent cure for the Monthly discomfort and sickness that comes with menses. After I watched a documentary on tv where a white female doc said the permanent cure for this is to remove the womb. Just don't have an idea how much it would cost but I'm sure it would definitely worth it.

I've noticed that this thing comes with different sickness each month and its always very annoying having to bear too many things at a time. Anemia, pains, discomfort, smell and sicknesses of various kinds. I don't what its doing for me. So let it just go to the gutters! I'm sick if it.! The fact that I hate popping pills to relieve pains is another thing I don't think I wanna continue with.




I WANT TO REMOVE MY WOMB AND BE HAPPY FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE!!!

Which kind thing be this wey I just read so? 🤔

Philosopher1979:


My grand father married a new wife when he grew old for thos reason. My father said he could not be cooking eba at 73.
This is why polygamy should be tolerated. But modern educated man will not listen.
Also the extended family system can help. I mean a young relative can live with him.
We Africans should not throw away the baby with the bath water in the name of modernism.
We only need to modernise what we have.
The blue pilled ideology the western world is selling will produce lonely men and suicidal teenagers.
Single mother phenomenon will produce lonely women in their 40s in need of husband. U can't be 43 as a woman without a man and be forming feminism. Women will soon start marrying men even if the man is poor. Loneliness is a psychological condition money cannot solve.
We just need to modernise our African values. It is well

Jewessgratitud3 please see bolded…

emperorz:
eba and egusi ..... experimentation

Na egusi be that? 🤔

Mjosh1000:
I got an email this morning stating I'm approved for a visa interview.

I got Aug 13th

It's too close to my resumption date, I hope to get a more better date soon.

😁

Approved for visa interview? Wetin be that? 😏

olutobi123:
Hi, If you need Proof of Funds (POF) for 20m and above for a 3% interest rate, you can reach out to me. Please, let me know if you're interested. Thank you!

See this scammer. Yamayama fall on that your bald head there

tsquare299:
For subsidized application fees payment, contact me.

Scammer spotted…

Selfkontrol:
Hello guys good day, I intend to for my masters in petroleum Eng in the US but want to go with my wife and 6 months old child as I can’t leave them behind as I don’t know how long it would take to unite with my family. I am 31 years. I want to know the best way to go about my visa applications and home ties to avoid rejection. My wife also have two siblings in the US one of them is already a PR holder. I need advice on how to seal every loopholes to avoid rejection. I know I have to provide enough proof of funds to the VO that can take care of them while I study. Would appreciate any advice from experienced folks that have traveled with their family pls.

No need for this long story. Just tell us the truth say you wan jakpa with your family and receive the best advice.

leisuretym:


Beer, Egusi and Semolina.... Pot Belly Loading...

I can never get pot belly o. I fit kanpe like odogwu…but I just like beer 😔

fortunez1:
B

This one go just dey book space up and down. You must be a very jobless person. Yamayama fall on that your bald head

fortunez1:
H

See this useless space booker. Yamayama fall on your bald head there. Lazy youth

EBMedia:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPtaNn6ykJ4

nlfpmod mukina2

Rihanna just trying to be polite. She has no idea who that is and she just wan do comot sharply from there 😂

Alakoriomo:


Journals like AlChE, ACS catalysis, nature chemistry, materials horizon etc are reputable journals for ChmE.

So they are high reputable journals abi? 🤔

Man must wack

Alakoriomo:


No o. No GRE. No TOEFL.

But I had a first class. Quite a bit high CGPA.

You no write GRE and TOEFL? No wonder 😂

Alakoriomo:


And graduate students especially PhD students. Try and publish papers too in high reputable journals. EB1/EB2 category seem like a good alternative to PR in the USA.

I think the profile you quoted had an MBA from CBS first

Wetin be high reputable journals please? And ‘seem like a good alternative’ na the grammar wey dem teach you for unilag be that? 🤔

Alakoriomo:


lol. Plot twist: I had a first class hon in chemical engineering (unilag). And my MSc from the United States.

I’m the last person you wanna treat like this

That shows how rotten our schools are if na with that kind English you take graduate from university. Na wa o..

Reading your other posts, it is highly doubtful that you graduated from UNILAG. You no even sabi Lagos. I sure say na one bush university you finish from. Those universities wey lecturer go dey tabon up and down come dey collect egunje from students.

Who dash you Msc from US? You wey never comot Naija for your life? Keep dreaming boy…

Pukkalolo:
Guys think girls are living an interesting lives. But whether you realize this or not, trust me on this one: Most girls live pretty boring lives; couple with fact that there are lots of boring and predictable guys trying to get into their pants.

These girls lifestyle is so boring that the majority of them try to create drama just to feel significant. When there's no drama to create, they'll go watch reality TV shows, tiktok or something in order to feel some excitement.

If nothing else, just being a little bit different from other guys in your interactions, will suddenly make you look interesting.

Most of the boys on this thread are teenagers and undergrads. Others are broke low life bottom of the food chain urchins. This is a fact!

Instead of you to be giving them advice that will better their lives and give them a bright future, you are here trying to promote your book and make your self redpill authority so that you go dey see food chop. Yamayama fall on that your hungry thin neck wey long like tolotolo own

Gerrard59:


You are right about being ambitious. Maybe na old age don make me dey accept some offers. First, a GMAT of 750 is a rarity for sub-Saharan applicants. I was looking at the sure bet of scholarship; a 750+ GMAT score for Terry would come with a full ride. If Terry is too small, Ross is another good. Also consider that most of our people prefer to stay around places they can find other Nigerians, most are older so that fire burning ambition don reduce, most see postgraduate studies as a leeway to japa not necessarily for added knowledge amongst many things. For first class grads, M7 is a good place. Another thing is the calibre of organisations the applicant worked at before B-school. If not prestigious, the person might be OK with a school like Terry, or if we go higher, Rice is another good school, especially as it is in much more wealthier Texas.

You made a great point, which tells me that I don dey old. When I was much younger, I for no gree anything outside M7 - T15.

If the person don pass 35, make he forget HWS. For work experience, they don’t necessarily expect Africans to get high profile job pre MBA. As long as the person get decent job (with good name like all them PWC, EY, KPMG, Deloitte, etc), 700 or above GMAT and a great essay, and applies early, he can get HSW with small scholarship sef. E go shock you say that Terry won’t give him full ride. Very difficult to get full ride for MBA. Very rare sef.

BTW, it’s not rare to find Africans with 750 and above GMAT o. Many Africans dey clear that number. And for Africans, you ain’t competing with the rest of the world. You are competing with your fellow Africans. All na quota system 🤐

As far as I’m concerned, if I go HSW, I don’t have to live in yankee or be part of japa crew. I will even prefer to come back to Africa and get a high profile well paid job and maybe even become an entrepreneur using the network of contacts I made from Business School.

Gerrard59:


Not necessarily. I don't think the Terry School of Business at the University of Georgia is a T15 school. With such a GMAT score, Terry, go dash your scholarship. You become a hot cake to companies within the region. While T15 schools increase one's chances of getting a job, going to the good schools within a region that is not T15 also does that part too well.

With a 750 GMAT score, why the fukk will you want to go to a regional no name school for your MBA, when you can get into Harvard, Wharton or Stanford and still get better high profile jobs? Why do people like you like to dream small and be content with being local players when you can go for the best and become big time? Na wa o.

Alakoriomo:



But you need to tell the guy that getting graduate fellowship in the US is extremely competitive even for those that have first class. Imagine a school having to defray $51,000 for you in tuition and cost of living for the first year.

The question is people that don’t have competitive profile and doesn’t have parents who can bring $70,000 , how are they doing it?

Na this kind Yamayama English wey you dey speak you wan use go school for yankee? 🤔

Jewessgratitud3:
yam and boiled egg Combo. Am I the first to try this? Has anyone tried it .?


I actually did it for heath purpose. Boiled egg seems to be more nutritious than fried eggs plus it makes my facial skin more elastic and and tighter.


Join me if you care.

See your spoon wey be like my mallam own. Only you chop 3 eggs? At over 40? I pity you. I sure say na so so mess you just dey mess after chopping this nasty combo 🤢🤮

bluepanther:
Make I follow you celebrate. 8160146857 Opay.

Hmmmm 🤔

Zezco:
Congrats, hala Madrid 8060655950 (Opay)

Hmmm 🤔

armyofone:


The combo my mom lovey.

This man. Have you ever posted a food picture? 🤔

Hmmm Rudiger actually almost missed that penalty kick…

See Vinicius dey follow celebrate

fergie001:
Omo........ See game....

Nothing spectacular about today’s game abeg. Man City just dey play. While Real dey defend. Na game be that?