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SonOfHercules:
Hi redpillers👋👋👋

It's kinda long I took some redpills so I need some quality advice please.

There's this new girl at my workplace. She likes me and my manager was even hinting at the both of us being in a relationship but I've kinda been off relationship for a while just focusing on my dreams. This girl has been showing me some subtle greenlight and then we started conversing.

We even became paddy but I wanted to take it really slow but later, I sent her a WhatsApp message telling her how I wanted us to be in a relationship but she didn't reply so I let it slide and we kept talking about everything even sex but I didn't ask her out again then she started telling me about a guy she met online that's in Dubai and wants to marry her but she ain't sure the guy really likes her. She said she likes the guy but she ain't sure because she hasn't seen him.

My problem is that she's always talking about this guy. I don't know if she's trying to test if I'll be jealous or what.
But it seems I'm starting to like this girl and I want date her. Now the other guy is discouraging me... Please I need some good advice 🙏

Guy, you have bigger problems than women. Look at a broke guy wey no go university doing a menial job wasting his time on woman and nacking matter when you never chop beleful. I really pity you and your poor parents. If you like no go focus on how to improve your situation and make a better life for yourself and family in the future. Continue to dey listen to children online. I can bet that this girl wey you dey talk about na one dirty house girl..

EreluRoz:
News reaching me is our renowned monk Martinez (real name Anderson) is in a serious relationship and about to get married by December .

I pity the young redpillers who takes whatever they read seriously.

You really need to go and buy a book called Brighter Grammar. You must be a very raz person…

EreluRoz:
I don't want to fight you kos I'm still traumatized by this Nollywood incidence but I promise you a serious fight in few weeks time. I'll show you my old self here in this forum

You are a very jobless person. How can someone wake up in the morning and be on Nairaland until midnight and continue again the next day? Don’t you have a life? Friends? Family? Or are you an okpo?

Streak47:
Ubunja just disappeared.

Between, have you given that babe a call for an invitation to your crib? If you haven't do so asap!, Keep us posted.

This one think say BTW means between. Hiss

RevenuesBoost:
The circular roll is bonce.
The ones the arrows are pointing to.

Those are buns na….

Funke Akindele used that her husband as errand boy in her businesses and to born pikin and then dropped the poor guy when she was done with him. I felt for the guy.

EreluRoz:
May and Yul, I'm glad May has been progressing fine. Yul is a very wicked soul.


Anty Ireti and Patrick Doyle own surprise me because they are already advanced and should do better.

Ireti just used Patrick Doyle for his industry network and name and dropped him when she was done.

radautoworks:
You are not tranquil at all

It’s a very honest question. I don’t know what bonce is.

Yamayama food 🤢🤮

Jewessgratitud3:
I bought this yam for 1800 though I forgot to take pics of the one i bought before cutting it into two halves. This pics is from the internet but its exactly the size of what I got for 1800.
Prepped food pics are mine.

Bought other ingredients I don't have 600 naira.

Please join me.

I put plenty of pepper cos it was vegetable oil I used

Wetin be this nitori olorun? No wonder you are always sick. Yuck 🤢🤮

Jewessgratitud3:
I thought of what to eat this morning that will give me energy to go to the market later in the day and get soup condiments. I figured out light breakfast doesn't last and will not achieve that feat for me as I'll end up hungry and too tired to even move an inch in a few mins. You all know how light weight bread is nowadays so I came up with this nutritious meal.


I had leftover rice from yesterday, tiny stew like one table spoon . I just quickly arranged.
Ugu. 100
Crayfish 100
Fresh pepper 200 and made this delicious vegetable stew. I was generous with the onions and it tasted good.

At least this will keep me full till I finish with market runs and making soup for the weekend.

Care to join me ?

Sapa food again 🤢🤮

Jewessgratitud3:
Been craving this like since I fell sick but no strength to cook it the way I like it. I'm glad I finally satisfied my cravings for this combo. Nothing like home cooked meal.

Taste great too.

By the way see fufu 100 naira.

See your sapa egusi wey be like Yamayama. Fufu ke? Poor woman like you 🤢

RevenuesBoost:
Paw-Paw Pie, Bonce and chin chin, made from a combination of cassava flour and wheat flour.

The cassava flour was made by my darling husband and I.


The recipe
👇👇👇
https://www.nairaland.com/8058820/how-used-home-made-cassava-flour

Please what is bonce?

CartelKenneth:
Las las e still kpai even after everything 😂😂
This life na one long nightmare aswr
Anyway straight to hell fire for him no go slow

No. He no go kpai. Person wey dey push 80 years no try? I feel like giving you a heavy konk on that your bald head I swear

Truthshotcrazy:
That's some business acumen.
Chris Jenner works harder than the devil 👿 .

Her name is Kris. Not Chris. Get that right….

Dannydavito:
I remembered that year. The wife was cashing out from him and be betting in another man. Furious by the act he kpai his wife and went to jail

Look at this one talking trash.

YorubaNOlevel:
He was accused of rape too

Shut the fukk up. OJ was never accused of rape. You go just open mouth waaaaaa

Jewessgratitud3:
How about you laminate the receipt and frame it so you can worship it very well . You manage spend 50k on company's account where they send you on errand and youve been posting it only that one receipt all over nairaland. One great thing you've managed to achieve in life. People that are spending pounds and dollars go come do wetin bayi? Your shame de shame me abeg throw away that receipt e don suffer.

Which sane adult go keep receipts dey worship am. Chai!!!!!

Me earn 50k? You wish but your wish will never come to pass. I don leave you behind.

You earn more than 50k and this is the sacrifice you cooked for breakfast? 🤔

Mariangeles:
First of all, you don send that guy the money wey you brag to give am?
Abi, you just humiliate the guy for nothing?

I can confirm that you are that Jewstink lady!!!

Jewessgratitud3:
See this one. Mentioning the schools that he can't even afford for his children. Who dash you 1 million?
The one you promised that guy you don give am. Dey make rubbish mouth..

I know your type. Obalende brought up. Mosalashi pikin wey dream to live in ikoyi but papa fall him hand.


Abeg swerve.

Deep down you know I’m the bonafide Islander wey you dey dream to be. You know it. I can now tell that you are just an Isale Eko person. How can you be making all this mouth and you dey manage to cook sacrifice with money wey I dey use to drink one beer? For you to dey manage less than 3k at the beginning of the month, I doubt your salary is up to 50k. That’s the amount I spent in an evening on drinks. Yamayama fall on that your receding hairline there..

Jewessgratitud3:
Okesunna tout like you. If I show you my primary school and na ikoyi, you drop 100k ( that is if you get am. Make I just pity you. otherwise shame be your own forever. I go show you proof now now. Me na island born I no dey make mouth. .

See as you know all those local places like Okesuna. If you show me you went to correct private schools like Corona Ikoyi, ADRAO, AIS, etc. I go drop you one million.

Local school for your type full Ikoyi na. E no fit pass all these Wahab Folawiyo, Holy Child, St George’s, Falomo Secondary school or Aunty Ayo Girls wey you go..Hiss

sunsweet33:
They said he showed signs of life in the mortuary…from there they rushed him back to the hospital…hallelujah…

I don’t believe that story jor

Jewessgratitud3:
You just described your family history because I can't relate to the dirty pictures you're painting. Obalende slum agbero like you.

Keep faking a life you wish you have. I don't have your time. That's why I e been ignoring you .


Just get out of my post.

You know I’m telling the truth. Deep down you know that your father was a poor public servant living in those dirty blocks of flat in old Ikoyi. You know that your family was chased from there with koboko back to Ajegunle. And deep down you know you went to primary school in Maroko. And secondary school in Obalende. Hahaha 🤣

Riff raff go come dey claim Ikoyi like say your papa earn am with that him bald head 😂😂

Vickyace:
Please can someone help with the calculation if I winvest 1 million in treasury bills either for 6 months or a year. Please it is urgent. I need help.Thanks

Please no vex o. But did you pass maths for WAEC? I’m only asking because this calculation is very basic.

Jewessgratitud3:
Mtcheeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

I bet you went through my old posts thinking you could find something to broke shame me with. You were so disappointed. Hahaha 🤣

Person grow up for those dirty old blocks of flat for old Ikoyi but go come here dey form rich man pikin dey insult and broke shame people when your papa was just a poor civil servant. I sure say na one local public school for Maroko you go do primary and secondary school before OBJ kick una comot straight back to AJ City with una Ghana must go bags. Hahaha 😂

Jewessgratitud3:
Me I no know you before o and I can't habour any grudges against you it surprised me how you just came to my post and started broke shaming and calling me cheap and irritating food. Hmm..

I like I said, I don't know you and don't have anything against you. My mind is Free towards you.

Peace.

Your head go dey swell say the guy dey apologize to you. Just know that he’s only doing it because you got him by the balls. A poor man has no right to condemn a fellow broke person. But all he said were actually true. You have no right to be condescending to people and calling them broke when you are struggling. You are not well. You need help!

Bobotic:

Junior Pope is Alive

Thank you God

So why did they say he was dead in the first place?

Wizpa:
You want to start another unending Journey, you this guy

I dey ask you simple question. You and who don learn which lesson? I’m confused.

Wizpa:
Hope you have forgiven me dear, I have deleted all my ugly comments

Hmmm 🤔

Wizpa:
If you check well, I don comot all my comment, the internet never forgets.

We have both learnt our lessons.

The world is a community, not a jungle. One love ❤️
Peace ✌️

You and who have both learnt lesson

Mariangeles:
First of all, you don send that guy the money wey you brag to give am?
Abi, you just humiliate the guy for nothing?

Which guy be that? 🤔