jice:


Have you not seen that dies of hunger?
When all the weaker animals are all gone, the cannot but die

Please try and buy a book called Brighter Grammar ASAP

Sultty:
I just dey pity u. U think majority of the citizens have the capacity to wait [b]for some reforms which in a limbo[/b]

Brighter Grammar highly recommended for you…

ahnie:
This economy is potating and it's really not funny.

Imaging munching these as breakfast this morning .
I had to hookup with the biscuits to stay alive .

Dem don even reduced the quantity of the biscuits wey girls de manage.

With this your fat hand, continue eating sugar na. Just continue!

The hopeless mod on this thread will see all the nonsense insults that this Ahnie person dishes out here and still not ban her. I tire for this Nairaland walahi

ahnie:
Please kindly point me to where I can get the original of this drink.


I hear say fake don saturate everywhere.i cannot even get it at the mall

From your hands and legs, you are clearly obese. And you still wan dey drink sugary drinks like a small pikin. Na wa o

LordAdam16:


Buy dollars in cash and stack it with your naira in your piggy. Unrealistic!
Buy crypto and save it in a non-custodial wallet. Unrealistic!
Buy dollar-denominated sovereign and top-rated corporate bonds and other fixed income assets. Unrealistic!
Buy stock and non-volatile ETFs through the likes of Trove, Bamboo. Unrealistic!

The average Nigerian who buys dollar to save in a Nigerian dorm account can reasonably be expected to be resourceful and knowledgeable enough to leverage the aforenamed alternatives.

You're only deliberately hankering for a showdown.
Unfortunately for you, you adopted a weak position.

You cannot say the only option to save in FX for the average Nigerian is a dorm account.
And that if the FG/CBN closes Nigerian dorm accounts, no average Nigerian will buy FX to preserve their wealth ever again.

Both are categorically untrue.
You know they are untrue.
But you're bored and you need to start something.
Well, go do that with someone else.

-Lord

I feel like slapping the nasty taste out of that your mouth wey dey smell.

You want people to buy dollar and keep at home make thief come collect am or for them to die of heart attack stressing about when thief go show?

How many average Nigerians know how crypto works or have the guts to try something like crypto that can disappear overnight? Abi you think say na Gen Z be the majority of Nigerians wey get Naira to change?

See your smelly mouth like buy dollar denominated bonds. Na so e easy? You really think a non US citizen can just wake up and buy US bonds?

You dey talk buying US stocks from Trove and Bamboo like say na Gen Z be the people wey hold all the naira? How many old school people do you know that are willing to put their hard earned cash in those fintechs or in stock market wey be like gambling to them?

Yamayama fall on that your dull bald head wey you think say smart.

Just continue your hustle for that country wey you jakpa go and stop giving unrealistic advice when you don’t know the reality of the average Nigerian living in Naija. Bozo

LordAdam16:


Are you dense?
I listed the 4 major ways the average Lebanese now stash their savings in FX.
Here it is for clarity:
"They just buy and safekeep the cash, put it in a foreign account, in foreign assets like dollar bonds or overseas stock, or in crypto."

Why are you stuck up on foreign accounts?
There are Nigerians who have foreign accounts domiciled in pan-African branches of Nigerian banks.
If that and other options for foreign accounts is untenable, there are other ways to save in FX as a Nigerian.

Just don't buy and stick it in a Nigerian dorm account that can be restricted at any time.
The average Nigerian will be creative enough to find an alternative when dorm accounts are closed.
Why not put in the effort now to find alternatives? A stitch in time saves nine.

If you are only concerned about the difficulty of opening a foreign account, by all means stick your savings in a Nigerian dorm account and GTFO my mention.

-Lord

You siddon for that country wey you jakpa to go hustle come dey give unrealistic advice to ordinary Nigerians when you don’t even know their reality and you dey ask me whether I dense. Yamayama fall on that your bald head there

skydiver01:
The 2nd Quarter NTB calendar is below

You no send all these USD arguments. Your own na just to drop TB calendar and rates and waka

ahnie:
Be good in bed
Smell good
No potbelly
Be generous with the funds
Be witty
Most importantly...just get sense.
I dislike men that re authoritative,
I love my man a iil bit advanced




Dazzol

A fat pot bellied smelly woman wey dey guzzle bottles of Hero for area beer parlour dey follow get standards and requirements when it comes to men? Na wa o…

LordAdam16:


If the Nigerian dorm accounts are blocked, what alternative will you turn to?
Use that alternative now.
This is not rocket science.

-Lord

Do you think it is easy to open foreign accounts as an average Nigerian

You most likely do not live in Nigeria that’s why e easy to just open mouth waaaaa

Dpharisee:

To get to her former level as a WTA ranked tennis star you must be used to the spotlight

No be only WTA ranked. Na WTO ranked. Hiss 😔

LordAdam16:


Your crypto is safe.
The Nigerian government does not have control over it.
You can always move it to a non-custodial wallet you exercise complete control over.

However, Nigerian domiciliary accounts are completely within the purview of the FG and CBN.
A PND (Post No Debit) can be placed on it for arbitrary reasons.
Ideally, this shouldn't ever be a concern to the average person.
But the government is running out of scapegoats to pin the devaluation blame on.

When Lebanon ran out of scapegoats, it froze dorm accounts.
Life went on.
Currently, people in Lebanon still save in FX.
They just buy and safekeep the cash, put it in a foreign account, in foreign assets like dollar bonds or overseas stock, or in crypto.
With many Nigerians stashing a significant percentage of their wealth in FX, it is simply too risky to put it anywhere the Nigerian FG can easily get their grubby hands on. Not worth it.
Avoid the risk by declaring Nigerian dorm accounts non grata for peace of mind.

-Lord

So the average Nigerian can now open and operate foreign accounts. Right?

post=128730721:
First To Comment

It Means, This Month Of March, will Favour me

Don't Forget, I'm Following The Dollar Thread.

Upon your first to comment na only 13 likes you come get. Na wa o

Those two mad men up there arguing about nonsense should go and check into yaba left immediately

ahnie:

He's jobless,Don't blame the cre.tinous fvckterd.
He survives on ladies attention.He sees us as his rehabilitation center,sadly it's not our job to fix him,it's his mother's job.

How was Kuje?

DevilsEqual:


Tanya or Tania
Who she be??

Anyways, that old woman there is a proof that beauty isnt forever

When one finally marry his Queen, I still wonder if i will find my old wife attractive by the time we both pass the 60years mark

No mind all those people wey dey abuse you. Na fact you talk jare..

airsaylongcome:
Her shape up on that backhand drive! Chin down, elbows straight. If e dey e dey.

Where's her sister? Where are the Igbinovia brothers?

Her sister is happily married and living in yankee with her family…

Jestin:
T

See this hopeless space booker. Yamayama fall on that your bald head there

naptu2:
Chukwuma Charles SOLUDO, CFR @CCSoludo




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She looked finer before una carry am go where she nor know o. She now looks weird…

millionboi2:
is only u and I that knows about the cbn rate because we are Nigerians, when you informed them,thy will implement it.

Brighter Grammar highly recommended for you….

mariahAngel:



Where you dey go chop the egusi soup na im be the problem.

Me dey only chop for better place na. See this people below put small meat for me. Me wey like meat. I told them to call the manager. The man come dey beg

Davidic1999:
In this raging economy, trying out new things can be fun incase you don't have enough to fill your belly.

Below is a nice delicacy which is a good source of protein, calcium, potassium and sodium. Also, its know to have a low anti-nutrient content, which means they have less side effects than other meats.

Mariahangel please come and see something. Now I have lost my appetite. Poverty na bastard I swear

Fastsnail0806:
considering the interest rate increase, is it likely that a year TBs could go up to 22%, I will like to bid next week but was considering 19% earlier but seems 20% might be feasible .kindly advise.

Who have you paid to advise you? 🤔

mariahAngel:
I know that in these perilous times, it might be difficult to consider any food "overhyped".
I mean, Nigerians eat anything these days, but then, take yourself back to when there was abundance.
Oya, what was that food that you were like what was the fuss about after finally eating it?

Egusi 🤢

Every time I chop am I must book appointment for toilet

Tonystory:
The secret Is when u cook egusi soup, don’t stare too much, don’t let any other person put spoon into it, when you warm it don’t stare it.
Freezing is also good option

Guy, please go and buy a copy of Brighter Grammar to learn the difference between stir and stare. All these people wey go Yamayama public schools wey teacher go dey speak English like drunkard. Na wa

Rrchrd:
Pls don't discard it things are very expensive now
Just put oziza leave, crayfish again & seasoning cube
Then enjoy your soup.

Dey there dey talk things are very expensive. No wonder poor man dey die very easily. After dem
go say na village people. Hiss! 😔

thymetraveler:
Anyone that is the first to give me an option that works will receive free 4k from me upfront, no questions asked.
The soup is NOT spoilt, just that it lost most of its taste.
See, married women are really trying o! Taking care of the home and kids with their husbands, and also attending to their works; they never seem to forget the foods in the pots like I just did. Any man that does not appreciate the labour women go through in order to tend the home needs to rethink. Not married yet, but I remember how my mom was always the keeper of the home and my dad the bread winner.

You better throw that soup away before Yamayama disease destroy that your big stomach. Which kind people be this wey person dey meet here sef? Imagine posting this kind hopeless topic. In short, Yamayama fall on that your bald head there

Rumundele:
Now its time to get financial advice o, otherwise you go enter equatorial Guinea go begini farm.
By the time you return from the ban, you will be 35yrs. Football career is ovet

He can still enter Saudi at 35 for one last pay day

By the way, this guy made close to 100m pounds from Man U alone. He’s set for life!

Career don finish na. Abi wetin remain? Thankfully, he cashed out from Man U. Na to make sure say the money last him and his kids and grandkids..

Spiritualmind10:
It can only make a little bit of sense to me when the dollar is below #500, anything above #500 is not worth celebrating. Below is the rate of $100 to cedis. We should hide our heads in shame.

How their situation take better pass our own wey we go hide our heads in shame? 🤔

sokkatua:
Nigerians in diaspora suddenly became millionaires thanks to the inflated exchange rate

That’s a very dull way to look at the situation. What’s the point of being a millionaire in Naira when prices sef dey follow go up? Omo I tire for these Nairaland people o

aariwa:
If they can be able to get it to 1,200 . I will buy in the dip and transfer into my domiciliary account in Ghana

Gbam!