₦airaland Forum

Gandollar:
How do you spot a fake Rolex from a picture?

Abeg getat

I dey wait the pic

IJOBA11:
NEMO DAT QUOD NON HABET

YOU CANNOT GIVE WHAT YOU DON’T HAVE


THEREFORE, I CANNOT CLAIM WHO I AM NOT.


BE CAREFUL BEFORE I GO REPORT YOU TO THE MODS

should I help you report?

Gandollar:
Ok.

Wear your ileke and add Redeem church band to it too.

But stay out of conversations about watches.

I am not a Christian

Why trying a stupid attempt to gaslight?
What has Ileke and redeem band to do with this? Huh?

I'm awaiting the pic

Yankee101:
From being stark naked in a movie to eating ants….what won’t people do for fame?

what movie is that?

IJOBA11:
SO ANYBODY THAT TYPES WITH CAPS IS YOUR SO CALLED OBALOLA

YOU BETTER BE OBIDIENT BEFORE EL-CHAPO WILL INVADE YORUBA LAND WITH HIS BOKO BRETHREN JUST LIKE HE DID IN ST FRANCIS CATHOLIC CHURCH OWO

I can't believe you're still trying to dodge
For more than a year now

Gandollar:
Just imagine.

As if you even have a wrist watch to start with.

It's Simps like you that wear ileke on their wrists and be looking very primitive like a young babalawo.

Wetin concern simp with this now?

I don't wear wrist watches, happy now?

There's absolutely nothing wrong with Ileke, except you have inferiority complex

Gandollar:
I have nothing to prove if it entails just showing you pictures cos you would say it could belong to someone else.

You know nothing about watches.

You can never be an expert in watches by just googling shit.

You have to really know to know.

You try small as you Sabi Rolex. That's your limitation and you are not alone.

On that note, GTFOMF!!

lol
5 minutes on Google and Wikipedia will tell me all I need to know

Take a picture of your Rolex and write "for the transcriber" on paper by the side
And I'll know if it's fake, I know people that deal in super luxurious watches

Nice day miss

NwaMamaIwota:
Hahahahaha

politics section olosho

IJOBA11:
STOP DISTURBING THE INNOCENT EGBON ABEG.


MY NAME IS IJOBA11, THE SLAYER OF TINUBU E-RATS

you mean OBALOLA55 the confused tribal.idiot with all caps?

AntiTerrorist:
You sound like an EscoBat surpporter. A simple google search would have helped you.

the idiot once liked a south Post insulting Nigerians on twitter. It came in my notifications because I was attacking the SAn, he's just a clout chaser

Gandollar:
O boy eat your heart out!!

Rolexes are cheap luxuries. That doesn't mean they are cheaply priced.

But even if price was the issue, Rolexes are affordable luxuries.

Help yourself by first of checking online for prices of luxury watches. You will find Rolex of $4k Brand New.
Now go and find say a Vacheron Constantin, brand new for $4k.

This is a layman experiment. Do it.

I can google up some stuff now and talk like a watch expert. But that would be dumb. Ferraris are more common and averagely cheaper than Roll Royces. Does that make them 'cheap luxury"?

Gandollar:
I have a Rolex Air king stainless steel watch.

Give or take, I have seen and handled over 200pieces. Sold over 20pcs. Trained by a Rolex trained horologist and by a Swiss Rolex representative.

Next..

why didn't you answer earlier, you were making up this perfect lie?

Can we see the Rolex? Or this is an anonymous forum bla bla?

Gandollar:
Freestuffng and Transcriber should answer my question.

What's the position of Rolex in the Swiss pyramid of watches?

Waiting..

Prepared to wait till enternity

have you ever seen a Rolex?

I'll wait

Enyimbamercedes:
Naira is only used in Nigeria so mr big-brain… one billion naira cannot be big money anywhere in the world. Money is what what can buy and soon enough 1 billion naira wouldn’t be able to buy much going buy the way the naira is getting weaker. Do you understand now?

Question time: is one billion Zimbabwean Dollars big money?

you should google Zimbabwean dollar value before you embarrass yourself

1 billion naira is big money all over the world, currency has nothing to do with it

Who is he and what's his business with Nigeria ?

FreeStuffsNG:
I know you are uncouth so I won't engage you beyond a decent limit.

After replying to enlighten you on intrinsic value that makes rolex tower over this, I will report you to the mods.
Here is a Rolex brand:

1. Wow factor Cosmograph Daytona in rainbow colors
Price: $555,555 (over N300m)

This can go for far more in years to come because they come with precious metals/stone but being thin and an upcoming name can not trump an asset well respected as a store of value for decades like premium rolex brand of watches.

that woman is dumb fr
Imagine calling Rolex watches "cheap luxury"

Gandollar:
How many have I seen?

See foolish question!

What's the position of Rolex in the Swiss pyramid of watches?

Because you see its advert everywhere you go got you to believe there ubiquity equals domination.

Keep talking and I'll keep schooling you and at the end we'd see who knows what.

I repeat.

How many Rolex watches have you seen?
Answer the question. Mrs "Rolex is cheap luxury"

jojofola:
Isn’t the heart supposed to be more expensive than the kidney?

its about demand and supply

There are more people needing kidneys than any other organ

Gandollar:
What do you know?
Rolexes are cheap luxuries worn by beginners.

there are levels of rolexes

People need to stop this I too know on nairaland fr

Cheap luxury? How many have you seen?

Nairalanders can be very dumb

Enyimbamercedes:
Una go dey write 1.1 billion like it is big money.
With the way the naira is being devalued, soon we will be writing “man buys loaf of bread for 500,000 naira”

1 billion naira is big money anywhere in the world

Try dey use your brain abeg

Kingcalls:
Poverty is indeed a mental health disease

if you're not worth a billion dollars, then you're stupid for making this statement

Go and buy the watch na?

See mouth like "poverty bla bla bla"
Do you know the guy that you responded to?

Fool thinking himself smart

bibianna:
Why do they have black and white hands on the car steering?

Naija will like the chinco version better!

it's the lighting and reflection

Angelfrost:
You still fall short of NwaMaikpe's style despite trying so hard to copy and plagiarize him!

Go try another attention-seeking pattern! This one is lame!

that one is just a fool forming wicked
He can never tie nwaamaikpe's shoe

Probably a 10 year old behind that account

meobizy:
Something is highly wrong with you Nairalanders. Come and beat me.

You need urgent help

'cause this is the umpteenth time I've seen you talking rubbish

seanwilliam:
Like for tems, share for arya starr

you mean porrn starr?

IJOBA11:


YOU NEVER JAM ANYTHING

BAT2023

Obalola mind yasef

Presidential1:
Are you asking me this question or you don't know how to carry out a research.... A little clue.. his cousin is the current force Pro Lagos state police command .

he is egun not Yoruba
I know Yoruba names

Richieniit:
I doubt peter obi needs to pay anyone for anything.. the man is just way too good and every sane person in this country will want him as president. Very transparent, good legacy, healthy, smart and intelligent, understands the people and zero criminal record. Efficiency 100%


On David side, he's good at what he does and has made it clear he doesn't need a dime to do his job. This guy is only fighting for you and me by exposing the crooked criminals who wants to finish 9ja patapata

Anambra is paradise

That's why okafor is in Ogun

Presidential1:
He is a Yoruba guy and a Lagos indigenous breed....na them get Lagos... No be jagaban of borgu

what part of Yoruba has Hundeyin as last name?

id911:
This David is a Yoruba guy so what went wrong?

who dash am Yoruba?

Does he look like Yoruba to you?

Throwback:
Not everyone can evolve like Adekunle Gold or Fireboy DML.

Another example in the category of Runtown is Mr Eazi.

even olamide evolved, even wiz, David etc

They all evolved to keep up

GODPUNISHALABI:
Funny how this guy just disappeared totally from the music scene,the ode no gree evolve pass "pon pon" sound after mad over you

i actually like the Pon Pon genre. I believe it should be bigger. Most of the Nigerian songs above 100m YouTube views are Pon Pon
Fall, if, mad over you plus tekno's songs too

Pon Pon is unique