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cindyrella: Lmao! for your mind now you be player abi? .

@op
nice piece.

When it's yours sis turn you will understand.

EFULEFU1: its like
8 out of every 10 9ja men na ugly!
as i compare dem to other men outside, its just pity. .
yet dem dey run mouth.9ja men, sit up.

Who says efuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu is not dead ugly efuuuuuuuuuuuuuugly.

moneygame: If you have ever talked to a lady before and she rejects you before you finish talking to her, then you will value the five tips to winning a lady, I am about to share with you now. Have you ever dreamt of winning a girl you love and she rejects you? Then let’s evaluate some tips to help you win her starting from today.

* 1. Believe in yourself- have you noticed some kind of nervous you get when approaching a girl. You are always negative that the girl may not agree. It has happened to me before and the next time, I applied this principle and it really worked for me. Before you ever approach her, just conclude in your heart that she is yours and go with confidence and definitely you will get her.

* 2. Engage her with good communication- girls like guys that can tell them good stories always. They really like to listen to guys that are in the flow and bet me, with only this one you can win the babe easily.

* 3. Praise her- make sure you praise every bit of her. Her dressing, her body structures, the teeth settings, every thing you can think of that is pertaining a woman’s pride.

* 4. Promise to take care of her- indeed women like a caring man more than anything in the world and would do anything to have them. if it is possible begin immediately that same day to care for her in your own unique way.

* 5. Never boost of your achievements-l have some folks out there always boost of what they possess in order to make the woman believe that they are capable of taking of her. A nice woman will never accept you even if you are the wealthiest man on earth.

With this five tips shared, I believe that when you go out there and practice them, you will be sure of having the girl you love in your arms even today.

all these na wash. a a good wooer is wooer bro no specific laws for getting a lady laid, no 4/5 seats in well.

lovingsoul: A player is a sleek, smooth and supposed perfect guy. To the eyes and sometimes the mind he is the epitome of perfection, but if only you will listen to your brain, then you will discover that what stands before you is a certified player.
To him, his entire goal is to get you on your back not once but at least (3-4times).

In the mist of his friends he is an authority in the field of messing with peoples mind, in his mind every girl that have fallen for his subtle personality lives on like a trophy won by a football club.
So the question is how do you spot or identify a born player. Note: not every guy that fall in this category is confirmed player, but just be careful and let your brain work instead of your heart, players work on the heart and mind of their victims.

1- His weapon is his appearance and persona. Most times he is blessed with a body to die for, a lips to kill for. He is fully conscious of all these mouth-watering qualities, so he puts it to judicious use. Most players knows it all, in terms of how to look and what to wear at the right time. He is 90% conscious of how you see him from the outside, even though the real him has been covered up.
He knows the perfume that can shut down a train station, he doesn’t mind spending his last penny on very outrageous clothes, because most times that is what he uses to shield and camouflage who he really is. Not every guy that likes to dress well is a player though but most times players take it to another level. He could appear so cooperate, simple, hippy, rugged or creative, but just have it at the back of your mind that he could actually be a player.

2- Every player till date are good with words, they most times are smooth talkers. They know what you want to hear because you are not the first neither will you be the last. Their words are so convincing and reassuring; it could make you jump in front of a moving train without thinking. Quickly and swiftly like a 4G connection they appeal to your emotions, compassion and ideology.
They flow with time and they are never caught off guard. So be warned, most players are smooth talkers.

3- A player is so quick to use these words “I LOVE YOU”, “I WANT TO MARRY YOU”, “YOU ARE MY SOUL MATE”, “WITHOUT YOU I CAN’T CONCENTRATE”,”AM SORRY”, “IT WON’T HAPPEN AGAIN”, and so on. The ease at which they use these words makes any one fall so fast. With light speed.

4- They ooze out some unbelievable confidence. Sometimes you even think he is superhuman. He looks you deep in the eyes and lie to you. They hardly stutter or miss words, they are very good Hollywood actors. Just give them the script and they play any character of choice.

5- Most players are sociable; they thrive in the atmosphere of conviviality. They never get tired of meeting people, always looking for the next catch.

6- They use reserves psychology to the best of their abilities. They know every rule in the book, so that makes them an excellent choice; with ease they play the mind game.

7- A player would not want you to leave any of your things behind when you go visit. Even if you did, he will remind you and get it for you as quick as possible.

8- He will tell you to always call before you come over, they hate surprise visits.

9- A player’s home/room most times is always well arranged, like that of a presidential suite. You just find out that everything is in place. A player’s room is his altar, so he keeps it so clean, cosy and comfortable, it helps facilitate is quest for glory, if you know what i mean. But most of the ladies think otherwise. Some even fall in love at the sight of a beautiful room/house.

10- Most players are so protective over their sisters, and they love their mothers, surprisingly. Don’t mess with a player’s sister, he could kill you. Why, is because he sees every other guy that comes his sister’s way as a potential player. So watch out, even though it is good to watch over ones sister, but it gets annoying when you try to control her life.

11- Watch out, if he picks your call, he may not talk for long and he may not disclose to you his rightful location at that point. Their rule is, hide your location to foster you mission.


12- Check their contacts, they save phone numbers in a very funny way, a way no one else except them can decode. They hardly use full names to save numbers, especially female contacts. They are so careful with their phones, for you to handle it; they must be at sight to know what and what you are checking.

There are so many things that one can use to spot a player, like they say “NOT ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD”. Also the more you see the less you know, the more you look for ultimate perfection, the quicker and easier you fall into the hands of a player.
ALWAYS REMEMBER NO MAN IS PERFECT, SO WHEN YOU SEE A SO CALLED PERFECT MAN, BE CAREFUL AND PUT YOUR SIXTH SENSE TO USE. Don’t say you never knew because that is no excuse..

bro why now? boohoo you should have at least waited for the festive period to be over now why spoil biz for us.

Leadn: Lol, that's the thing,,, though I heard she had FOUR grown up male (I didn't hear any female child though)

lo gay is allowed now i wanna marry them ohoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

nneh1: And how many % of men are husband materials? I am yet to find a guy that is still chaste at 30yrs let alone being responsible. You can get a prostitue that can build a home but i can't find 5% of men that can so barrister promiscuity shut ur mouth.

lo my grandpa is chaste...................................................................................

remmyton: yeah, u got me there, I didn't notice d seventh point is missing buh not because I was thinking about someone, but because I wasn't looking at d numbers

admit for ones now ha-ha.

Joanna Sedley: Please explain the scenario in detail, i will like to hear more

Don't be the hearer alone but also the doer, so says the GREAT BOOK.

[quote author=Becacia_Barbie]One Igbo guy claimn to b a yoruba guy just scammed me of recently! I knew d whole thing was a scam bt i just risked it...though he didnt collect much from me, bt seriously i wished i could see him nd skin him alive! Chaii....i fear some Igbo guys ooo...dem no get conscience at all![/quote]LO SORRY DEARIE.

lo cy baby come to daddy.

Julieccentric: Guy, read my earlier posts very well
cos I didn't mention that it was me..I have heard guys condemn their babes that do chores for them, abi u no get female friends?

babe the question is can you do it for your man? if no your guess is as good as mine.

Julieccentric: You sound responsible but trust me I know what I am talking ab
out.

My dear am so sorry you are you are on the lane of the wrong guys run very fast now.

OCTAVO: It is now gradually becoming a norm that ladies should do house chores for their fiance (all in the name of after all we are gonna get married soon).
I mean stuffs like sweeping the entire compound, cooking, washing clothes on visits and lots more.
Some say it‘s wrong because too much intimacy might breed iniquity.
Some say it‘s right cos you need to test-run the capability of your soon-to-be wife.
Why i personally don‘t like this is that some men (including their family members) misuse/abuse this privilege.
What‘s your own take?

The problem with most ladies is that they aren't romantic yet they seek romance, they want romance but they are too shy to spit it out, they are lazy yet seeking for hard working guys, and always complaining about this or that, don't do the chores and see another smart girl like you take the lead,if he has had a feel of your wet kitty cat and he spends on you, you are okay with that but the chores hell NO,RUBBISH....................................,Who ever will bully you will bully you married or not. Leave it or take it, dearie.

Temi 23: Even if u wash his clothes,clean his crib,scrub his dead bathtub 2life,pound yam,b at his beck and call24/7.u might not get a ring!say no 2 slavery

Slavery in what light dearie.

nairalady: i give it to yvonne nelson

true talk dearie

eaglechild: The ArtHouse Contemporary Limited auctions really deserves a resounding round of applause. Also laudable is the full-house gathering at every one of its editions. On its ninth edition last Monday at the Ikoyi, Lagos-based Wheatbaker Hotel, the biannual art event trundled on, in blissful oblivion of the gloomy economic prognoses of the outside world.

El Anatsui’s oil on wood panels “Grandma’s Cloth Series VI” (Lot 54) edged out others to become the auction’s bestselling work at the hammer price of N11.4 million.

Anatsui was born in Anyako, and trained at the College of Art, University of Science and Technology, in Kumasi, in central Ghana. He began teaching at the University of Nigeria, Nsukka, in 1975, and has become affiliated with the Nsukka group.(wikipedia).
Yusuf Grillo’s oil on board painting, “Sango Worshipper” sold for the hammer price of N 7.4 million, as the second bestselling work.
Ben Enwonwu’s oil on board painting, “Agbogho Mmoo” and his bronze head, “Remi”, sold for the hammer prices of N3 million and N2.5 million, respectively.

Granted, there was this homage to the masters, which accounted for the fact that their works clinched the first five positions as the bestselling works. Yet, it is undeniable that the bidders’ whims – albeit momentarily – seemed to take flight, far off into more conceptual realms. That explains why[b] Nnenna Okore[/b]’s clay and burlap work, “Akwa Ocha”, could sell for a respectable hammer price of N1.5 million or Chidi Kwubiri’s pointillist oil and acrylic on canvas offering going for N1.1 million. Then call the N1.6 million hammer price sale of Peju Alatise’s mixed-media relief, “Aso-Bora”, a nod to both industry and creativity.
http://www.thisdaylive.com/articles/a-time-for-masterly-offerings-/132276/

FABULOUS.GOOD A NEWS TO HEAR.

Sedar: So make we no kiss again is that what their saying? Na wa o.

BROTHER KISS VERY WELL IN FACT KISS ANY THING YOU KNOW IT'S FREE, NO CHARGES FOR THAT.

phineboy1pimple: But will surely get them into trouble...

THAT'S WHY LIFE IS CALLED LG(LIFE IS GOOD), BIG BRO OTHERS ARE BOUND TO LEARN FROM IT. BUT ME I GO ENJOY SHA........................... LO.

The Gister: It appears that there is a new STD that is killing men and its related to oral s*x. The Human papillomavirus (HPV) was once believed to have no effect on men, but it’s now found to be harmful to men as well as well as women. In fact, giving someone unprotected oral s*x or receiving it from them if they are infected can seriously jeopardize your health. A new study has found a rapid increase in the number of throat and neck cancers over the last 12 years, with thousands of new cases occurring every single year.

BlackDoctor.org discusses the issue in more detail, noting that throat, mouth and neck cancers were once caused by tobacco use. But although the use of tobacco has declined, the rates of certain cancers related to HPV have been on the rise. The rate of STD infection is even greater in the black community, where a lower marital rate has led to an increase in the number of s*x partners. One researcher at a major university told YBW that he randomly tested 20 men in a barbershop and found that half of them were infected with Chlamydia without even knowing it.

According to the Journal of Clinical Oncology, over 11,000 cases of cervical cancer will be diagnosed this year, but the number has
been declining. Women regularly get Pap Smears, but men are less likely to go to the doctor. As a result, the number of HPV-positive oropharyngeal cancer cases will rise to 8,700, with 7,400 of those cases in men. The disease then festers within the mouth and throat
of the victim, causing cancerous sores to emerge for those who are undiagnosed.

http://www.yourblackworld.net/2012/04/from-kulturekritics-com/the-new-std-that-can-kill-you/

BUT STD WILL NOT STOP THE KITTY CAT FROM GETTING WET NEITHER WILL IT STOP THE HMM FROM GETTING HARDER.

Sweetlemon: All my handsome cousins are married to (not dating o) sexy, hot pretty ladies.
It is only the ones with ego issues and low self esteem that run away from hot girls.
There are MANY smoking hot ladies out there that make excellent wives. It's only for the men to know where and what button to press to activate this.
Do a more careful study and see

On point dearie.

onila: based on recent study-why

Just wanna ask as a lady which turns you on handsome and sexy or ugly and not sexy?

Weather super or not a model is a model.

[quote author=190-the-clown]Do you know that light skinned Nigerian Girls are more likely to-cheat their fellow dark skinned girls, a survey was conducted worldwide and in 36 states of Nigeria by 190 in this rregards, a very detailed questionnaire was sent across to-millions of Nigerian Girls in Nigeria, UK, sweden,france,USA,argentina,Norway, finland, Saudi arabia,pakistan and Lebanon,Jamaica, Sudan and the- Antatic cold regions of the-world
A cross total of 2.2million Nigerian Ladies were interviewed closely and the hypnothesis results produced a total of 70% light skinned Nigerian Girls to- 30% Dark skinned Nigerian girls- please make no mistake cos both of em are all in the-Game together but that Light skinned girl is more likely to-draw attention to- her male counterparts and as such more in a situation to-cheat than her dark skinned friends.

So Nigerians you may want to-closely monitor that Light skinned girlfriend/fiancee/wife of yours


Discuss [/quote]Bro, light skinned or dark, the figure(offence/deffence), and the pretty face takes the day. Guys what do you think?

I totally disagree with you............................. bro

cindyrella: If he is cute and i like him, 2days. if not, instantly

What if he is not cute FIVE YEARS lo.

[quote author=SpicyMimi]Oopsy! That'd b bad newz for her, if she found out d feelings aint mutual...well, u cud reduce d closure...nd cud also tell her abt a gal u like or d girl u r currently in a rship wid, though dis may hurt her bt its for the best! The earlier d better.[/quo

She hardly forgive, isn't that gonna mean total hate for m...............................

SpicyMimi: Hmmm...i dunno o! Lool okay, dats nice to know...

lo thanks dearie.

Coolval222: When will someone love me oooooooo, prayer mood activated.......spicymimi pls join me in prayers.....

They do just open your inner mind no question pls.

treasureboy09: Nah not at all, cos i aren't gonna make a lady feel bad you know.

But mimi what if i don't like her what do i do or how do i treat her so she don't feel bad.She is pretty though.

SpicyMimi: Are u serious *wide smile* So tell me...are u gna ask her out soon or u just gna ignore her? Anyway wtever u gna do...plz dont make her feel bad or bitter!

Nah not at all, cos i aren't gonna make a lady feel bad you know.