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Is that a yes?

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drop your contacts pls

I cnt

[quote author=Xsem post=56845297]Can I join but I would like to be in front [/quote lol, funny you

Xsem:
Niggas been following you upandan

lol, na you know o

Xsem:
Why are you a hot cake

meaning? I don't understand

87kwin:
Help! am not understanding what the op is saying.

lol. "I am"
help! this person needs English tutorial

In My Head: 'Help! Patience Ozokwor is going to ruin my marriage to Adesua Etomi’ – Banky W
I put a call through to Banky W. And as I feared, wahala is already happening.


Adesua and Banky
The Wedding Party 2 team are currently enjoying themselves while hard at work in Dubai shooting the film.

Photos and videos of them in the United Arab Emirates capital have been showing up on social media in recent times.

Many people cannot wait to see the film after Nollywood veteran, Patience Ozokwor was added to the lineup of cast.

Seeing what this has the potential to mean for the ‘marriage’ between Banky W and Adesua Etomi, I put a call through to Banky W. And as I feared, wahala is already happening.

Our conversation is below:

ME: Mister Capable. How far? This is ‘Segun Odejimi. I know you don’t have my number.

BANKY W: Yeah. Been asking around for it. I read the interview you did with Susu. She told me about it and I was initially skeptical but it turned out great. Thank you bro.

ME: Don’t mention. I live for you guys.

BANKY W: Wow! That’s cool of you to say. Susu and I will ensure you get a seat in front at our wedding.

ME: You don’t have to do that. I don’t like being in public eye. But I actually wasn’t referring to just you and Adesua. I live for the whole Nollywood community.

BANKY W: I see. All the same. You have to attend our wedding. [sudden sadness in voice] That’s if it happens…

ME: Why? You’re tired of Adesua already? Or is Don Jazzy guilt tripping you for leaving the Nigerian Bachelors Society just like that?

BANKY W: Nah. It’s Patience Ozokwor.

ME: How?

BANKY W: You know she has been added by the producers of The Wedding Party 2 and she’s actually supposed to play my mother’s elder sister.

ME: Oh… She will be Ireti Doyle’s elder sister in the film?

BANKY W: Yeah. In the film, she’s supposed to try to disrupt my marriage with Adesua. She is going to try to do her best to put us asunder. You know she has played the horrible mother-in-law part in movies for long.

ME: True, Banky. True.

BANKY W: I mean, she’s killing the role in the film but the problem is that she seems to be taking the role really literally and bringing it into the real world. Anytime she sees Susu and I, she runs from wherever she is and comes to pull us apart as if it is a fight she is separating. The other day, Susu and I were enjoying ourselves in our hotel pool, she was supposed to be learning her lines with RMD. Immediately she saw us, she left RMD, pushed her way towards the pool screaming and pulled Adesua by her hair.

ME: Ah!!!

BANKY W: You remember how Adesua screamed in The Wedding Party when she noticed her wedding gown had torn?

ME: Yeah!

BANKY W: That’s exactly how she screamed.

ME: Wawu!

BANKY W: I’m afraid Madam Patience will sabotage our marriage…

ME: Wait! When are you guys planning the wedding to be?

BANKY W: No, I’m not telling you yet.

ME: And you don’t want to tell the world?

BANKY W: Not yet.

ME: Let’s talk about the proposal for a moment. Why did you spell ordinary ‘MARRY’ incorrectly? So, when your kids are looking at the proposal photo, they will see that their father cannot spell ordinary MARRY?

BANKY W: Don’t mind Ebuka. He was the one I asked to put the flowers and candles in the room in preparation for the proposal. He’s the one who made the mistake.

ME: So Ebuka does not know how to spell?

BANKY W: Of course, he does. But y’know, sometimes, these things happen.

ME: Of course, they do. Is Don Jazzy officially the new head of that you people’s Nigerian bachelors society to which you used to belong?

BANKY W: Yes. But he’s leaving that post very soon.

ME: Really?

BANKY W: Yes.

ME: For who? Linda Ikeji finally stole his heart?

BANKY W: Not her.

ME: Genevieve Nnaji?

BANKY W: Not her.

ME: Who then?

BANKY W: Cossy.

ME: Sir? You say?

BANKY W: Cossy Orjiakor



source:

http://thenet.ng/2017/05/head-help-patience-ozokwor-going-ruin-marriage-adesua-etomi-banky-w/?utm_source=&utm_medium=twitter

cc: lalasticlala, mynd44, fynestboi

EternalTruth:
I gave you my number and you refused to add me on whatsapp.. why? We're both uniben aspirants

hmmmm

Linguistics!

Klint D drunk, been long I heard that name.
Beautiful family tho, may God keep your home

like seriously, If you were me?

well,

IF I WERE YOU, I will stop being you, that way, I wont need to answer the question.

ChukaLupin:
I can't say...but i got something in mind tho

lol

ChukaLupin:
Are you married?

do I look married?

fineyemi2:
lolz!!! sorry dear.

lol. no offence taken

not funny

ipobarecriminals:
so,if somebody call ur attention to something,the person is making Fun of U? Do urself a kind favor and reread my comment on ur thread.My first born dey UI now.wish u well

ur first born dey UI, u wrote jamb 27yeard ago and you are this childish? jst take a good look @ur moniker.

keep deceiving urself tho, your problem

Ekakamba:
Good for him.
Look son! The sky is your limit.

y u kan dey cry?

they wan share money give dem?

IamArbdool:
Lazy stewdent!

lol

*yawns* e too long.

which kain food b this?
person go just dey chop ordinary snake? tufiakwa!!!

chukel:
na so e de start. Tomorrow u will post your own tale here

lol, abeg make una nor crucify me too. it's just an harmless pm

kingphilip:
hope the story we're reading here won't be your case after 9 months

lol, funny you

thesishelp:
are u still in Uniben? give me your mail PR contact

I have replied to your pm


modified:

so because I said I replied to someone's pm, I started receiving pm notifications from different usernames here. abeg make una easy ooo

both of them are to be blamed.
abeg let them just take care of the young innocent baby, he's not responsible for their misfortune

that's if you are dull and have no idea abt the exam Answer thereby planning to cheat. A brilliant student will stand up and walk majestically to the front seat.

Okjay50:
What if dey is no receivers who will d givers give to

there's always a receiver

[quote author=DelRosa post=56703989][/quote]don't let us deceive you, with 219, your chances are very very low for Nursing Science. I know of some1 who scored 254 last year, applied for nursing and from Edo state, UNIBEN nor even look her side.

You can decide to change your course

Worthless:
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Wah..he's...trying...to...say...to,,,me.. Shameless corrector.

sharap there, wat do you know?
explain what he's trying to say(his statement), to me(explain his statement to me).

if you feel it's not correct, please correct me.
shameful corrector

TimmyPapa:
Yep..first time yu knw

No no no, you should not have gone alone.
you should have gone with plenty goodies, truck full of money, bags and loads of rice, beans, yam, what have you?
they would have accepted you shaperly shaperly.

u don eff up