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Zikavirus:
I am yinka 20 years old My gf name is nike, She is a househelp of a family in my neigbourhood
My parents had traveled since thursday last week for ileya.
I didnt go with my them
& Also her pepul didnt take her.


Ever since then she's been staying at our house cooking, we eat, gist and Bleep.
She made we (i And She) go multiple rounds of sex btw About every 4 hours.
She dosent Bleep like dis before it All Started Ever since Her people travelled,
cos
of di girl i have taken many drugs both foreign & local herbs, viagra, Alomo openyi & Action bitters etc.
my cos 2 worry nw is that my d*ck tip & just that hairy Area below my stomach is Aching & i am Also dry cos i don't release Anytin Anymore only small drops
due to constant sex. we had About
7 times daily
Pls i dn't know how to tell her no when she wants it and i don't wanna seem like less man
I don't know what's making her Hyper like this And i fear of loosing her cos i love her And wanna mary her someday.
PLEASE HELP A BROTHER BEFOR SHE KILLS ME.
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YOU ARE LYING ooooooooo


at 20 IF THATS IS TRUE THEN YOU HAVE RUINED YOUR LIFE and by the time your people return you will be a confirm NYMPHO anyway... if you want her off your back.. ask your friends offline for help. no good advice will come from here..

with a username like yours... i dont think anyone will want to drop their numbers o... by the way.. you have not shown us anything promising for us to trust you with our numbers... YOU HAVE TO EARN YOUR AUDIENCE o

scam it doesnt work.... it wont work o. pls dont waste your time

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be there trying to get cheap contacts, you have not made millions, and you have not given us proof... those of us who make money in such things dont openly tell everyone because its still a new developing market trend.

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please upload pix o... we want to see it first before calling.... also tell us here the configurations of both devices ELSE na scam

mamagee3:
[color=deeppink]Hi all, my boyfriend's roommate doesn't greet nor acknowledge me anymore. What could be wrong?[/color]

your boyfriend must have told him STUFF about you, and you have no respect in his eyes. orrrr we may also conclude that he doesn't care if you exist. so why bother??

ogechieku:
It is high time to inform the concerned general public, govts, parastartas, ministaries, agencies and corporate institutions that TIMELESS SYSTEM FORMULA (TSF) WHICH WAS REDISCOVED VIEW WEEKS AGO IS GOING TO BE TESTED IN LARGER SCALE ANY TIME SOON. This may have some effect on your past life starting from the latest 1 second to the former years in thousands or even in millions. It comes with strange occurences like your flesh producing sand, finding yourself back to where you were some minutes ago, speaking strange languages, land turning to bush, buildings giving ways to forest... this means the nature is getting retored to original state it was from beginig. It nature has been reversed and its drags some of us or all of us into our past which can be up to million year away or 1 second away. More detail coming soon

who released this one from a mental HOME..... spreading lies and delusion is your calling abi.

Avoidhellfire:
I will like to know if a child of God can marry a "shapeshifter" and if so will your children also be shapeshifters. mature answers needed

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bros pls go and read this

Galatians 3:28 The Living Bible (TLB)

28 We are no longer Jews or Greeks or slaves or free men or even merely men or women, but we are all the same—we are Christians; we are one in Christ Jesus.

aywhy93:
Hi Nairalanders, thanks for coming to my aid. I need help shipping some stuffs from my cousin in the USA to Nigeria. I actually won some bids on eBay sometimes ago and I paid for the items which were shipped to his address. Now, he doesn't know the best way to ship them to me in Nigeria since the costs of the top courier services like DHL, FedEx etc are very very expensive thereby causing delay all this while. Please, I need a more affordable, secure and cool way to get them down here. Any idea, suggestions or recommendations are highly welcome.

NOTE: I do buy things and ship them to Nigeria as well but he isn't a shipper / picker, he is just my cousin and I just want a simple or straight thing that won't take too much of his time, if possible!

Thanks!

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THAT IS IT

I FEEL ITS A SCAM BECAUSE THEY CLAIM IT IS FREE YET THERE IS A HIDDEN CHARGE OF 2000 NAIRA. Its like broke people scamming broke people.

donnffd:
I can understand that the ancient Egyptians or Greek's idea that there are these principles of day and night, lightning, war, love, sea , nature e.t.c and the need to personify it(Zeus, hermes, hades, Ra, e.t.c).

It is very understandable and even more reasonable than Monotheism(the idea that there is only one God). That to me is the height of delusion and absolute loss of rational thinking.

Apologists tend to use the watch and the watch-maker illustration as an example of why there should be a God but with close examination, that same illustration gives away the idea of mono-theism, how?

Yes, a watch must have a watchmaker, but those that mean that every knowledge that ever had to do with creating a watch originated from this watchmaker?, those it also mean that there is only one and one alone in the history of watchmaking?.

The idea that there is only one God is just as ridiculous as there being only one watchmaker in the whole world, it doesn't make any sense and the fact that people would carry on believing in something that doesn't make an rational sense is beyond puzzling.

If truly there is one God, and he really does exist, then it is understandable why he is such a sadist, self-absorbed, incompetent, selfish being.

your mentality is really one that needs scrubbing o.... lols you are funny to your detriment... NOW LETS LOOK AT THE WATCH MAKER, the question is not the one who makes wristwatches... ITS ACTUALLY THE INVENTOR.... INVENTION IS CREATION, only ONE invents... we have many MAKERS but ONE CREATOR..... because to CREATE IS NOT THE SAME AS PUTTING THINGS TOGETHER, CREATING IS ACTUALLY BRINGING WHAT WAS NOT EXISTING INTO EXISTENCE AND IT CAN BE IMPROVED UPON, We have only one NAIRALAND but the IDEA of FORUM was not invented FIRST by the owner of NAIRALAND, for the owner of NAIRALAND simply applied what was already in existence amongst many FORUMS.

WHEN YOU PEOPLE COME HERE TO TRY TO PUT UP YOUR MUNDANE BELIEFS UNDERSTAND THAT THERE ARE THOSE OF US WHO ARE WATCHERS AND WE HAVE ALWAYS BEEN EVEN FROM THE ANCIENT DAYS, TO PROVE THE VALIDITY OF THE ONE TRUE AND ONLY WISE GOD, IN HIS WISDOM ALL YOUR RANTING IS PURE FOOLISHNESS..... because there is only ONE YOU.... If we now follow your ideology and claim MANY gods, then the gods will be of importance as only what they have made.... no one will need the go of stone or the god of plastic if the person is already wealthy and working with the god of FIRE n IRON, then we would also tend to learn that there are hierarchy in the order of gods, ad eventually still arrive at the unavoidable conclusive fact that these others gods also are subject to another god who can do all what the other gods can do.... ALL THESE TALKS WILL STILL NOT MAKE YOU CHOOSE YOUR FATE IN THE AFTER-LIFE...... Jesus is the way, the truth and the life..... you can not come now with ideologies based on lame theories and start a new order that really has no foundation. it will end you up in confusion. the devil is the author of confusion, do not be his assistant.

Bros, download d game and find out for yourself..... IT DOESNT COST YOU A THING

mikaelangelov:
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jmax22:
Hello everyone.. I want to share with you all how im making some cool extra bucks from a new sure system..as we cant go back to change our past mistakes, however, we can take some steps now to secure our future..pls drop your mails if interested

DROP YOUR OWN MAIL AND THEN WE WILL CONTACT U, that is farr easier and wiser. than exposing our emails to junk mails from scalpers who scavenge sites like nairaland

wow wow wow truely AWESOME finally i conclude
HE/SHE WHO WAITS FOR GOVERNMENT, PARTNER OR FAMILY TO GIVE THEM FINANCIAL/JOB ASSISTANCE IS PSYCHOLOGICALLY HANDICAP.

Whizpeter:
Lol... What a funny way of passing your message..
Thank you for your input, I appreciate!

Need more responses please.

i just scanned their IP address on my software and it bounces accross different countries also the phone number provided is from a software yahoo boys use to mask their nigerian phone number..... then on the site itself... it is clear that they are scam for many reasons.....

1) THEY CLAIM TO BE IN 120 COUNTRIES YET ONLY ONE COUNTRY ADDRESS IS CLEARLY SEEN

2) USING GOOGLE MAP I CHECKED FOR THE LOCATION OF THEIR OFFICE ON THE EXACT STREET THEY CLAIMED AND IT IS ACTUALLY A POST OFFICE WITH A SUIT NUMBER..... ANOTHER YAHOO TRICK

3) I NOTICE THAT THEIR GALLERY IS ON THE FALSE 'coming soon' yet they claim to be in 120 countries, so in all those countries their phones were not charged enough to even snap their seminars?

4) THEY ALSO DIDNT SHOW THEIR FACES.... so that in case of escaping a probe like an identity theft they would not be apprehend-able

5) the pics they uploaded is a general google image pics and my spynet caught it instantly, the browser i use gave them off quickly as a scam site.


IF WITH ALL THESE MAJOR POINTS YOU STILL NEED MORE RESPONSES THEN YOU ARE A SUSPECT.

I SUSPECT YOU OP MAY BE ONE OF THE PEOPLE RUNNING THIS SITE AND JUST WANT TO RAISE THE AWARENESS AND GET TO MORE PEOPLE... ANYWAY I ADVICE YOU THAT IT WONT WORK CAUSE WE ARE NOW WATCHING.

BROS BROS BROS.... how many times i call you......

i beg u with my slippers on my head.... RUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNN, THEY ARE NOT REAL.... THEY ARE SCAM........ IT WILL CLOSE BEFORE 2017 AND THEY WOULD HAVE CARTED AWAY WITH CASH..... THEY ARE GOING FROM SCHOOL TO SCHOOL TO SCAM STUDENTS OF THEIR SCHOOL FEES AND UPKEEP CASH.


I HAVE WARNED YOU ALL O......

FLEE FROM THIS APPEARANCE OF EVIL.

Nlevel:
Permit me to interfere. Yes no book can make you a millionaire but a single book can MOTIVATE you to take action to become a millionaire.I know how books have helped me in the aspect of savings.With little earnings I am able to save a good sum,make investments and still live a good life because of books that I have read in time past.Yes the millions may not be here yet but with diligence,focus and smart work you will get there. It is just a matter of time.The truth is that some persons don't need to read books to be a millionaire but one thing is certain they keep learning from mentors and from experience. For some of us who love to read we have an added advantage though we still learn from mentors and life experience... Op do not be discouraged by anyone's opinion cos u are on point. A READER IS A LEADER!!!

BLA BLA BLA.... all your talk is simply a gusto of ignorance..... I study not just read and i make money also in six figures but not from books.... Gone are the days where books is everything..... now many information that would put money in your pockets are in websites and softwares not books.... and even the tutorials for them are now in videos and websites too...... READING BOOK ONLY MAKES YOUR DIRECTION OR SPEED BETTER... IT WILL NEVER GIVE YOU A BLUEPRINT OF CASH.... WORK IS WHAT MAKES A PERSON RICH.... NOT HARD WORK, SMART WORK.... AM NOT DISCOURAGING THE OP BUT PUTTING A CATCHY HEADLINE WITHOUT PERSONAL PROOF OR ANYTHING TANGIBLE TO SHOW IS QUITE ANNOYING AND IT IS ALSO A SUBTLE LIE all in the name of getting VIEWS or traffic or clicks..... abeg get understanding.... let the guy change the headline and tell the truth... they are simply Good motivationals for a person who wants to be great financially...

U1:
To me, something just doesn't add up here. The OP said she made like 150k per month after expenses. Yet, she paid 18k to each of the four young people working for her. Let's say each one solved 1000 captchas in two hours. And given the highest I have seen people claimed being paid is about $1 per 1000, each worker would work about $4 in a day. The total combined earnings in a month wouldn't even be up to N150k, let alone salaries and other expenses to be paid. Or am I missing something?

francababy Makes 150k by your calculation.... and pls simply use 300+=$1 as your exchange rate and there you will see that its actually herself and 4 others thats doing it.... making 5 in total....5x$4(each)x25days(excluding weekends)x 300naira = 150k PLEASE DONT BE QUICK TO JUDGE... IF YOU DO NOT LIKE THE BUSINESS THEN GO FOR MANY OTHER ONLINE BUSINESSES O

Roidatom:
No

TriplePhi
No hating please.
If you read my post very well, you will observe that the topic is NOT

'5 books that triplephi must read.'

Best regards.
I know how reading is helping me. I hope you learn someday. Thank you.

reading helps o JUST DONT POST LIES ABOUT MILLIONAIRE WHEN YOU HAVE NOT GOTTEN THERE, NO BOOK CAN MAKE ANYONE A MILLIONAIRE

Roidatom:
You need to become a millionaire to become free and independent. You can become a millionaire if you know what to do. You can know what to do to become a millionaire if you know what books to read. If you really want to become a millionaire in the next one year, you must read these five books. It’s simple. Just read them.

Here are the five books you must read:

1. The Instant Millionaire by Mark Fisher

Do those who succeed work harder than those who only dream about success? Are they smarter, luckier, more ruthless? And does financial success bring happiness? These perennial questions are perhaps more timely than ever. The Instant Millionaire answers them in the unforgettable voice of a very wise and wealthy old man.

2. The One Minute Millionaire by Victor Hansen and Robert G. Allen

Is it possible to make a million dollars in only one minute?
The answer just might surprise you.

In this New York Times bestseller, Mark Victor Hansen, the mastermind behind the 65-million-copy Chicken Soup series, and Robert G. Allen, a pioneer in bestselling wealth-creation books, share their revolutionary approach to building wealth and present a powerful program for self-discovery.

The One Minute Millionaire will show you how to:
•Create wealth even when you have nothing to start with
•Use the power of leverage to build wealth rapidly
•Overcome fears so that you can take reasonable risks
•Use “one minute” habits to build wealth over the long term.

3. The Millionaire Fastlane – Crack the Code to Wealth and Live Rich for a Lifetime by MJ DeMarco

Is the financial plan of mediocrity — a dream-stealing, soul-sucking dogma known as “The Slowlane” your plan for creating wealth? You know how it goes; it sounds a lil something like this:

“Go to school, get a good job, save 10% of your paycheck, buy a used car, cancel the movie channels, quit drinking expensive Starbucks mocha lattes, save and penny-pinch your life away, trust your life-savings to the stock market, and one day, when you are oh, say, 65 years old, you can retire rich.”

Demand the Fastlane, an alternative road-to-wealth; one that actually ignites dreams and creates millionaires young, not old. Change lanes and find your explosive wealth accelerator. Hit the Fastlane, crack the code to wealth, and find out how to live rich for a lifetime.

4. The Millionaire Next Door – The Surprising Secrets of America’s Wealth by Thomas J. Stanley and William D. Danko

5. Wisdom for Winners, A Millionaire Mindset by Jim Stovall

You can get all these 5 books here:
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ARE YOU A MILLIONAIRE?

DID THESE BOOKS YOU ARE ASKING US ALL TO READ MAKE YOU EVER HIT 1 MILLION IN YOUR LIFE..... WHY ARE YOU GIVING OUT FOOD THAT YOU STILL NEED TO EAT... STARVING BAKER....

if u lie thatyou are a millionaire then THIS POST has exposed you, you can not advertise for free once you are a millionaire ooo

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Samifizzy:
Gud day pple, am new to dis forum. I Rily need some opinion and advice.
Am interested in buyer a freelander, but I don't know abt d brand. I will appreciate it if d users of the car or pple with experience can advice me on weda or not to but it.
Tanks for ur contributions

there is an auto section on nairaland.... kindly USE it cos this is not the place to post stuff like this.

slimthugchimee:
nairalanders help oh as am standing here i have been wrecked.........well you see, my g.f came to my place, o she wanted to cook, she asked if i had money to buy fish 250 so i said i didnt have any now and she gave me the money to help her buy it, so i took the money and wentoff so as i was going i reached a popular bethouse in our area, since i didnt have any money, and am a good beter and didnt have any money i decided to play the surest game possible with the fish money....now the problem is that the game casted and they took 200naira...now i dont know what to do, my gf have always warned me of betting, i dont know what to do now and i cant go back, i have tried borrowing but no one wants to give me....abeg nairalanders help me..



please forget my errors am just tensed up

which of the LIES do you want us to believe? Your profile SHOWS female, maybe you are a Lez, OR you just want to make us laff today. NO one will help you, because even if you are given 10k RIGHT NOW, a BET9ja idea will still plague your mind as a SUREST game and you will loose, even if you are TRANSgender pls tell your gf d truth now.

bigyomite:
Please house how much can i replace the screen of Infinix Hotnote pro in computer village?

Your response will go a long way to help plan with cash i have with me.

simply USE THE CASH WITH YOU to go to computer village and find out for yourself..... any price anyone tells you here is not final because you will not go to where the person got the price from. you will go alone... BE WISE abeg

ros5:
Pls I need someone who resides in yaba, sabo and it's axis to teach me excel.

you do not need anyone o, SIMPLE VIDEOS COULD HAVE BEEN DOWNLOADED AND YOU HELP YOURSELF BY WATCHING THEM. this is serious