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BUHARI was doing this, no wander he had ear problems o

bros this is old school na, the fact u just discovered something doesn't mean its recent. pls post something better

francisdeacn:
Dear Nairalander,

I have known this Guy for some time now, he grew up with his dad. I usually think he lost his mum long ago, so I always avoid topic that might remind him of such whenever we chat.

but recently, I overheard him saying to someone on phone that any time he ask of mummy, the response his dad will give him is " may you never have a wife like your mother". and he tried to find out his mum but his dad won't say more than that.

he so confuse, even the closest uncle from his mother family will tell him to be patient that the time to unveil things is not now.

he can't wait anymore he's 25 already. don't knw why they think he can't understand whatever it is.

when a CHILD doesn't wait to LEARN he will PAY dearly to learn. He should WAIT or meet a seer or prophet else his findings may ruin him mentally.

funbat:
But But I see people observin only the parts DAT has to do wirh celebration and merriments. WOt happens to d critical parts DAT r clearly stated there.. People run from it... E.g. Matthew 28: 19,20 how many peopl dey preach

BROS speak for yourself o, some of us are winning souls in hundreds and thousands and we are seeing others doing better than US o, IF YOU ARE DOING MATTHEW 28:19-20 YOU WOULD HAVE SEEN OTHERS THAT ARE DOING IT TOO, ITS LIKE STAYING IN YOUR HOUSE BEHIND CLOSED DOORS THEN ASKING 'how many people are going to work?' I LIKE YOUR POINT OF VIEW BUT SERIOUSLY, GO AND DO MORNING CRY AND STOP WAITING TO SEE WHO IS PREACHING OR NOT, AND YOU WILL BE SHOCKED THEY WILL COME AROUND YOU BECAUSE like attracts like. Our Lord Jesus already said HARVEST is plenty LABOURERS are few, showing that even if your whole family starts preaching and the whole nigeria starts preaching to the whole world....LABOURERS WILL ALWAYS BE FEW.

WHAT YOU ALONE SEE IS NOT GENERAL FOR EVERYONE, EVEN ON MY CAMPUS EVERY CLASS HAS SOMEONE PREACHING THERE MORNING AND NIGHT WHILE STUDENTS ARE STUDYING and the evangelists are more than even the amount of fellowships on campus, that's campus, What about those whose churches are almost on every street or area like RCCG and WINNERS, pls don't generalize. serve the Lord and when you see others slacking INTERCEDE for them and you DO THE WORK. I salute you

labaks:
I hardly comment on threads but I just cldn't let dis pass by. This just proves u are a truly born again christain. God bless u!!!.
For those christains who say it's not a sin, I pray God open ur eyes so u don't frustrate dat grace made available to u.... shalom!

Thank you ma, I love God and I'm proud to say it tho am not perfect but he is my righteousness and I just love to tell the truth no matter how ODD it may sound in this day and time. Looking forward to more Jokes from you in the joke section o

dollyjuke:
Whats this one preaching?

ARE YOU TOO OLD OR TOO YOUNG TO HEAR BITTER TRUTH, IF IT BITES YOU OR MAKES YOU UNCOMFORTABLE THEN BRING UP A BETTER SOLUTION THAT WILL HELP PEOPLE NOT BE ADDICTED TO VICES SUCH AS PORN. LIFE IS TOO SHORT TO WASTE ON THE ALTAR OF SEX.

funbat:
Am still surprised y people celebrate non biblical events. Pls wher on the bible did God approve us to be celebrating Christmas. Cos I cnt find it

BROS THE BIBLE ONLY CONTAINS WHAT IS RELEVANT TO THE MESSAGE OF THE GOSPEL OF JESUS ON EARTH AND HOW IT APPLIES, IN THE BIBLE THE WE DIDN'T SEE WHEN PETER GOT MARRIED OR KNOW HOW MUCH JESUS MADE AS A CARPENTER OR EVEN KNOW IF THEY EVER TOOK THEIR BATHE BECAUSE THESE THINGS WERE NOT MENTIONED, THE ONLY TIME DURING THE LIFE OF JESUS BIRTHDAY WAS MENTIONED WAS WHEN HEROD KILLED JOHN ON THE VERY DAY DUE TO THE PERMISSION HE GRANTED HIS DAUGHTER, IN THE SPIRIT OF BEING SPIRITUAL LET US NOT NOW BECOME PEOPLE WITHOUT COMMON SENSE, GOD EXPECTS YOU TO HAVE A LIFE BUT BASED ON THE STANDARD OF HIS WORD.... NOT COPIED BUT A FOUNDATION GUIDELINE.

BY THE WAY WE ARE NOT JEWISH PEOPLE, IN CHRIST THERE IS NEITHER JEW NOR GREEK, IF YOU ARE GRATEFUL FOR YOUR LIFE THEN CELEBRATE AS UNTO THE LORD FOR THE SCRIPTURES SAYS THAT WE SHOULD DO ALL WE DO AS UNTO THE LORD WITHOUT MURMURING AND COMPLAINING, THEN IT ALSO SAYS WHATSOEVER THINGS ARE GOOD, PURE, PRAISE WORTHY, THINK ON THESE THINGS, SO TELL ME IF YOUR BIRTHDAY IS BAD, CORRUPT AND CONDEMNATION WORTHY..... REMEMBER AS A MAN THINKS IN HIS HEART SO HE IS.

SO CHRISTMAS IS NOT THE DAY HE WAS BORN, ITS THE DAY THE WHOLE BODY OF CHRIST ON EARTH AGREED CENTURIES AGO THAT HIS GLORIOUS BIRTH SHOULD BE CELEBRATED AND IN ORDER TO ENSURE CHRISTIANITY IS SPREAD ALL OVER THE EARTH THEY CHOOSE THE VERY DAY A GREEK SUN GOD WAS BEING HONORED, AND ABOLISHED THE SACRIFICES TO THE SUN GOD AND REPLACED IT WITH THAT OF REMEMBERING AND CELEBRATING THE BIRTH OF THE TRUE SUN OF RIGHTEOUSNESS.. JESUS. AND THAT MY BROTHER IS HOW WE ARRIVED AT CHRISTMAS.

CELEBRATING OR NOT CELEBRATING IT DOESN'T REMOVE YOUR NAME FROM THE BOOK OF LIFE, IT IS NOT A SIN. ITS YOUR CHOICE SO DONT MAKE A DOCTRINAL LAW OUT OF IT.

EASTER TOO IS NOT BIBLICAL O COS ITS MEANT TO BE CALLED PASSOVER.

THERE ARE MANY OTHERS. ITS NOT TODAY YOU CAN NOW CHANGE IT, BUT YOU CAN CHOOSE NOT TO CELEBRATE ANYMORE.

Firstly MARRIAGE IS NOT A SOCIO-POLITICAL INSTITUTION, It is an institution ordained by God. If it was God that joined the couple together then HOW IN DA WORLD WILL PORN BE PART OF THE UNION.

We are quick to think that WHAT GOD HAS JOINED TOGETHER is the same thing as WHAT PASTOR JOINS TOGETHER, PASTORS EVEN PROPHETS DONT DECIDE WHOM WE MARRY, THEY ONLY ADVICE OR TEACH, THE CHOICE IS PERSONALLY OURS TO MAKE, SIN is not permissible under any standard o, for example you can not say pastors, seers, prophets who sleep with ladies are JUSTIFIED because they are ministers in church for God..... NOOOOOOooOOOO they will face the same punishment as any other person who sleeps with another woman they are not Married to. GOD DOESN'T HAVE FAVORITES AMONGST his kids. HIS STANDARDS ARE NOT BENDABLE EVEN WITH GRACE(which many misuse) .

so i tell you all the truth, PORN is a sin that is VERY VERY ADDICTIVE, marriage counsellors are there to guide for sex education o, the same bible says where there are many counselors there is SAFETY, MARRIAGE IS MEANT TO BE THE SAFEST PLACE FOR TWO PEOPLE BECOMING ONE ON EARTH. WHAT will we now say is the safety of a woman whose private parts are not as BIG as the porn stars she and her husband are watching to learn sex from, huh?? MEN are creatures MOVED by sight, LADIES are creatures MOVED BY WORDS... SO AFTER WATCHING SUCH FAKE FUN MOMENTS and the christian man wants to now practice what he has seen dont you know he will BE USING THE IMAGES IN HIS MIND? HE WILL SOON LOOSE INTEREST IN HIS WIFE BECAUSE SHE TOO WILL BE AT A DISADVANTAGE DUE TO SMALLER BODY PARTS.


FINALLY AS A MAN THINKS SO IS HE, IF he is imagining another woman, he has already committed fornication & adultery.

BE WATCHFUL AND PRAY FOR THESE ARE THE LAST DAYS.

BornnAgainChild

Palmwinetapper

lordkit2

BETTER TO STAY UNMARRIED THAN TO MARRY AND MARRIAGE TAKES YOU TO HELL. GOD IS STILL THE SAME FROM OLD TESTAMENT, NEW TESTAMENT, YESTERDAY TODAY AND FOREVER, SOME OF THE DISCIPLES WERE MARRIED AND JESUS STILL SAID IF YOU LOOK AT A LADY LUSTFULLY YOU HAVE COMMITTED FORNICATION WITH HER.

PLS LETS NOT USE GRACE TO SAY IN MARRIAGE ANYTHING IS ALLOWED....

Emperoo:
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at 24years you should be busy with success and assets that will make ladies pursue you NOT coming online to claim you are at a disadvantage.... pursuing ladies when your worth financially and otherwise is not enviable is simply FOLLY and will give you PSYCHOLOGICAL DIARRHEA, YOU SHOULD BE BUSY INVESTING CASH AND DECLARING ASSETS not looking broke or like an everyday fellow and seeking A LADY TO ADD TO YOUR SUFFERINGS. HAVING A GIRLFRIEND IS MUCH WAHALA AND TROUBLE AND DIVIDED ATTENTION, DONT START WHAT YOU CANT FINISH WHEN YOU ARE NOT YET FINISHED WITH BASIC THINGS OF LIFE. TIMES AND SEASONS HAVE CHANGED O

ernesty20:
I Saw One Gionee M5 FOR 39k. what do u knw about itel phone?

bros am not a fone dealer, U ASKED FOR RANGE not BRAND and i gave you where u can get good quality original infinix, injoo etc for d price u asked for. i am not selling fone. i just gave out my infinix HOT NOTE two yesterday. if u wanna know about a fone. check google and know d specs then stop talking about prices.abeg

oscillation55:
Sir there's no Infinix in that category. Thanks

well its clear u didnt search well. someone just bought HOTNOTE for 18k on olx here in edo state.

Ojochegbe1:
my friend has similar experience that is y I'm asking, he dust everybody just to get to the final stage to meet the proprietor and turn him down because he has HND.

yes na, YOUR FRIEND doesn't have what you have. Ok let me shock you. I have HND from Ondo Poly and i went for interviews with oau/unilag graduates and ended up getting the jobs o, i only left the jobs for my personal business demands that were increasing daily. brother, it is how to speak to them and how you confront issues that matters o, what happen to someone else is not a must it should be your fate o. trial is better than regret. I have taught in British International School lekki and guess what i was in 300 level at the time looking for where to do I.T as a computer Science student o but i told them i was in 300 level and the white man said its not certificate they need but WHO KNOWS the job they are looking for. and that the HARD TRUTH and i was sent into a class to teach for 15 minutes and the students accessed me with a questionnaire and that was how i proved myself. . DONT FOCUS ON THE PAST PLS TRY AGAIN.

Bros stop asking for permission to take your destiny, apply for the Job..... That is how miracles work o. I know you will get a good job, just apply.... BSC is not as practical as HND, Bsc is certificate.... HND is sabificate o.

Ojochegbe1:
can HND apply can HND apply

Pelon:
I recently opened a thread about the girl who asked me if I was okay about her dating another guy..I saw a lot of advices and decided to adhere to one of them.so I knew it was high time I stopped beign a nice guy so I tested her and she failed therefore I decided she isn't worth it I initiated a sex chat with her and to my uttermost suprise she loved it and asked me to wait till when we are both free.

NO matter your excuse, this doesnt show how bad or worthless the girl is, It also shows how cheap and heartless you are. Men of honor do not stoop low just because someone close to them disappoints them or has no integrity. Guy dont start what you cant finish

gospelpillars:
For a token or sometimes a fortune, you may be asked to predict the outcome of a sport game or an election for instance. For every right prediction, you get a 'windfall' of compensation; for a wrong one however, consider your initial betting capital gone. How should a believer view this gaming system? Is it right for a believer to participate in betting or play a game of chance?

It is Emphatically wrong and it also is a strategy by seducing spirits of WASTE to lure youth into a concept of thinking that FAST GAIN is SURE GAIN, thereby they squander their seed (time, money, mind) rather than invest it.... It is like betting is a silent tool by the devil to ensure that the youths pursue what should pursue them(Seek ye first the kingdom of God and all these things(MONEY,TIME,HIGHER MINDSETS) Shall be added to you. The trick is this: the same devil encourages them after a loss by letting them believe that if they can PUT in more they will gain MUCH MORE and all the losses will be recovered in one BIG SWEEP, This is simply a LIE and as believers we must warn others against such QUICK GET RICH SCHEME, tho some claim submitting to the financial structure and system as set by God in the Church is BORING and a LONG TIRING JOURNEY: Tithe, Partnership, Seed and other Givings....

But they forget that they have Paid their tithe to the devil through theses betting schemes, some have even sown seeds to learn more tricks of how to beat the sports bettings sites while some choose to pay partnership to someone who claims to be a GURU in such things and they hope to get their commission from his winnings... but all these are vanities. The bible wants us to work with out hands and put our minds to work and obey the financial principles of God and then we will watch blessing flow into every area of our Lives.

blackbartee:
I was just wondering why Nigerians are keeping quiet about an issue so serious....

When last una get light for your area

WE CAN ONLY BE BOTHERED IF WE ARE STILL IN THE SAME CONDITION AS YOU..... SOME OF US NOW USE GENERATOR, BUT PEOPLE LIKE ME HAVE SWITCHED TO USING SOLAR POWER WITH INVERTER, SO NO MORE COMPLAINING. COMPLAIN ONLY ABOUT WHAT YOU CANT CHANGE..... IF YOU CAN LEARN HOW TO CHANGE SOMETHING, THEN STOP COMPLAINING AND GET TO WORK. YOU CAN GET A CHEAP SOLAR KIT THAT COMES WITH 6 BULBS AND FAN FOR LESS THAN 30K ON KONGA WEBSITE. bros i tire for nepa but i thank God for solar. Nepa, PHCN doesnt control SUNSHINE.

YOU HAVE NEVER MADE FRONT PAGE IN YOUR ENTIRE LIFE, SO WHY SHOULD WE LISTEN TO YOUR NONSENSE..... YOU ARE IN NO PLACE TO GIVE TIPS ABOUT FRONT PAGE, THIS THREAD WONT EVEN MAKE FRONT PAGE IN CASE YOU THINKING OF USING US TO GATHER FOR FRONT PAGE. GET A LIFE BRO.... NO ONE WILL PAY YOU EVEN IF YOU MAKE FRONT PAGE.

blackbartee:
I've noticed certain topics never miss front page

1. Creating a topic with picture meme's it gains peoples attention



2. When it has to do with tweaks and cheats (working tweaks and cheats)



3. When its a celebrity news, usually based on celebrity outfits or way of life


4. Politics..... its like the mods have special interest in politics



5. Supernatural activities like and owl turning to an human being or human being shape-shifting to a cat



6. Animal stories..... for example "what a nairalander killed in his house yesterday" blah blah blah

And u have to bear with me on this one


lalasticlala's favorite


SNAKE STORIES....... lol



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he will soon fade, he thinks his social sarcasm is always gonna be in vogue. rubbish

ernesty20:
With what people are talking about tecno phone, i dnt think i will go for tecno phone for any price.. I need a good phone within the price of 15 to 20k.


Thanks

pls go 2 olx or jiji there are injoo, infinix fones there with good battery life for that range of price. go n make your search n buy

wealth50:
CNN recently reviewed that American pop-star Rihanna is pregnant for Nigerian Afrobeat star wizkid. The rumour has it that Rihanna is three months pregnant for Wizkid. The news has it that Rihanna revealed that she had a crush on Wizkid and on his last visit to Houston, they had a romance that resulted to the pregnancy.
Fans of the American star has gone viral with their disappointed comments. A female fan tweeted on her twitter handle:
"I was a big fan of you Rihanna. Infact I looked up to you as a role model, but you are a disappointment to womanhood."
The point is how can a high profiled and respected star like Riri go so low for Wizkid? Why nurse the pregnancy?
Wizkid have been silent since this news broke out. Who knows if he would deny it?
Pictures of Rihannas protruded stomach can be found and more about this news can be read here:

http:///1arMG5

I couldn't believe it pals...............

Why are you such a pathetic and conclusive LIAR. all to get traffic.... This is terrible.

Julietm:
Good evening my fellow nairalanders i need your help with atleast what i can do online that will guarantee $5 daily as i wait for white colar job.
I recently open a US paypal account which i can earn money with but don't know what to do online so i can earn money with it, please brothers/sisters your suggestion will be greatly appreciated. Note: No ebook because i don't have a dime for that

Thank you all

These are the ones I know by experience can give you what you are looking for... Tho you will have to search NL thoroughly to get free info on them and start.

Fiverr
Bitcoin mining
Facebook advertising
Solving captcha online

Pls be educated at least to know that posting some anonymous link without explaining exactly why we should click it is MADNESS. You just post a link.... Cos u really don't care and all u want to see is traffic..

Pls be educated at least to know that posting some anonymous link without explaining exactly why we should click it is MADNESS. You just post a link.... Cos u really don't care and all u want to see is traffic

Relax he is taking his time to hear from God and to be ready to face opposition when he comes out. Remember he faced somethings and that's how he went off the grid till now. So pray for him. Don't call him out

ojuoluwani:
If a kilobite is 0.01 naira, how many megabite or gigabite can 1000 naira download? thanks




but please dont insult me ooooooooooooo e joooo

97.6562MB that's your answer. Hope you are happy now.