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Alertz3:
I agree with you. However my question for the pastor is as a representative of Christ on earth . How many of HIS disciples did HE cursed in the scriptures. God sent us to blless and not curse.

So are u saying God calls the qualified.... Cos I believe he qualifies whomever he calls....

miketayo:
Does showing Love mean having sex?

Lols... Pls check a pure statistics in Nigeria and see how many professed love doesn't involve sex.... You speak as one who is ignorant of how Nigerians see love.... Mtchew

abbey621:
I don't know whether to laugh or pity you. Travel the world and expose yourself to real religion instead of being a slave to your pastor or as you people call him "our daddy"

Lols I am well travels but from what you say those who can not travel abroad are condemned right...... Now see how blind and selfish you are

PushPlay:
Does anyone have ideas on the best love songs a D.j could play for Valentine?

This one nko

Old Roger is dead and gone to the grave
Hmmm
Haaa
Gone to the grave
They planted a mango tree over his head
Hmmm
Haaa
Over his head


It's blues o

Orubebe01:
I really need to start a mini business but currently am able to save the sum of 30,000 naira. I will be glad if you people can help suggest the kind of business i can venture in with that kind of money, thanks.

Importation business
Binary trading
Fiverr
Fruit juice to bankers

abbey621:
We've seen cases where parents have led their children astray, that is why children must learn to separate facts from opinions. Parents, pastors and other societal leaders are meant for guidance not your sole source of enlightenment, it is only in Nigeria that a pastor would turn something meant to celebrate love into a curse, are you trying to say Nigerian pastors are wiser than other pastors around the world?

Lols why don't you attend church around the world then.... Lols... God put you in Nigeria... Gave you pastors of which we know the devil will also add his own disciples or fake pastors... Then you instead of getting busy knowing God for yourself so that you will know who is fake and original you are bothered about curse... Man of God is still a man... And you have no right under the sun to speak against him cos you may not know the pain in his heart concerning valentine.... He may have cursed out of the human attribute and experiences that he has had... But you o the other end who is also far from perfect point hypocritical accusing finger at him.... From the Bible already we know God does not approve worldly last or love.... But he is silently waiting till judgement to deal with disobedient people. I have spoken... Let him that has ear... Let him hear

iniedo31:
This got me rolling on the floor, this girl needs to be readmitted into the university for English course Only or better still a good secondary school…See more photo:
- See more at: http://www.mcebisco.com/2016/02/oh-my-god-see-what-yoruba-girl-posted.html#sthash.C8yjuxkB.dpuf

So everything is now Link to be be clicked.... LA click LA bend

abbey621:
Go and read on the history of Christmas and you'll be surprised to find it was a day made up by humans to cover up a pagan tradition, my question is when did pastors become judge and executioner?

Emmm it is God who placed pastors to teach and guide us that we should ask that question.... Did you always see reasons with your parents instructions on every issue?? Yet at the END you saw the deep wisdom in obeying them. That's how it is... Our goal is to make heaven at all cost... So if valentine causes you to sin pls CUT IT OFF. Unless you want to say God is not real.

worldgee101:
Really? Oya, get me Solid Explorer cracked.

I have 6 different solid Explorer file managers here, pls give better description and name.

adapeter:
Hello,thanks for this platform.please permit me to go straight to my chronicle as am not sure how long I can last.I am a lady of 27years,a graduate.I met a guy lastyear and we started dating.When I met him,he was having financial challenges as he was an importer and at some point his business folded.He had nothing but he was very nice with a good character.I saw the way he was struggling to find his feet again so I stood by him praying and trusting God. I was working then and earning little salary so I used that to sustain myself and my family. Towards the end of lastyear, he introduced some people to me as his family members.He equally proposed to me but I complained about his financial situation,and asked that we hold on a bit till we are stable but he then told me about some of his landed properties and things he has which he wanted us to dispose and start a life.I went with him to see some of the things as I didn't want to be rushed into a marriage.I saw the documents showing his name and all d necessary papers.Well,we put it up for sale and I even helped advertise them online.When it was September,  he came to see my parents and we did  our introduction whilst planning Dec for the wedding.I was excited though skeptical but still trusting God.Honestly he was a good guy to me,though he didn't have all the cash but he cared. I took in after the whole introduction and I wasn't happy about it as we wanted it after the wedding proper but then I had to pull through as abortion wasn't an option since it was official we planning the imego by then.My problem started early january when the whole thing started dragging.He kept saying stories why we should hold on,meanwhile I had stopped work as I was so sick my job had to be on hold.I used up all my cash to sort my medical bills as it was so bad.Feeding became a big deal as no source of income.The height of it all is that his friends finally called to tell me dude has been lying to me about his status.I was told he had nothing,the house he lived in wasn't his,the people I know are friends not family,infact the landed properties were all falsified documents.I got to realise that he has a double personalilty.He even lied to my parents about his personality,which is a big slap to me.I couldn't believe it and started making my research and its all true he lied to me about everything from the onset.I am broken and confused as I don't understand why he had to put me through this,he knew I wasn't desperate to get married yet he couldn't keep the relationship till he got stable.   I am in a big mess now, as my family have started asking questions, worse still I am 5momths gone and have no single source of income.My family used to depend on me so at the moment everyone is on hold.They don't know am pregnant because I left the house to squat with a friend for some days just to cool my head.I have reached out to him and he has been begging that his sorry and he lied because he didn't want to lose me,pls who does that?I have asked him countless times how am suppossed to survive this trauma and cashless state but he can't even give a reasonable reply because he has nothing.For the past few days I can't reach him anymore as his phones are off and he is not within reach.I heard his run away for the meantime and I can't reach his immediate family because the people I know to be the family I found out were not related.Everything was just planned out but to what end?I am writing in now because am totally at a loss on what to do.I have been so down and haven't slept for weeks just staying up all night praying and asking God why me.I am frustrated,I have nobody to turn to.I am due for antenatal but can't go,I don't have a dime anymore as I have exhausted my savings on the survival of this innocent child inside me.My head is literally about to blow off with somuch thinking.I can't apply for jobs now because they won't employ me pregnant though I wish I can get a job because am very hardworking but I dont know where to start from.For the past few days its been garri I have been drinking and crying myself out.I tried to be careful but now am finished.I know many families are praying for kids,here I am pregnant with the devil trying to destroy me.I don't know if there is an organization that can take me in or atleast help me till I birth this child then they help me keep the child till I can work and pay them for all the stress before taking the child.The baby kicks so happily and every time he does that I just cry because am confused.If I can't feed how do I pay for childbirth,upkeep and others.why are some men so wicked?if he lied this much is he even worth marrying anymore?pls I need help.kindly advise me but take it easy with harsh words as I am already inbetween life and death.I am so fragile now,is abortion an option now?pls save a soul.Thanks and God bless.Moderator pls help me push it out as am goin through trauma.

Send us a number or a location or a Facebook contact and help will swoop in like waves.... Here on NL we may be hard on each other but we care about those genuinely in NEED... That baby you may be carrying is special...

Deucalion:
As much as I'd like to thank u for ur comment, I'd also like to say I feel insulted.......I never mentioned not having enough money to get whatever I wanted.....I specifically mentioned 40,000 for reasons known only to me.

To add to this , I'm a computer scientist, an aspiring programmer, that also means I'm a very heavy smartphone user.
But thanks anyways for ur views

Bros I am sorry o... Didn't mean to insult me fellow csc brother... I am a computer scientist and I feel a tablet will be better for your needs... OR A DETACHABLE LAPTOP FOR ANIMATIONS AND CORE CGI OPS, APPLE TABS USE GOOD APIs and DOT NET FRAMEWORKS RUN ON THE SMOOTHLY... SO IF YOU WANT TECHY SMARTHPHONE ON ICT LEVEL PLS 40K WON'T DO THE TRICK... YOU NEED TO GO FOR AN ELEPHONE... OR NEXUS 6 AND ABOVE. SORRY FOR REPLYING YOU LIKE THAT BROS I DIDN'T MEAN TO BE INSULTING, I JUST THOUGHT SIN YOU DIDN'T SPECIFY YOUR NEEDS YOU WERE OF THE COMMON USE CLASS.

24alwaysBiz:
I'm a first timer in his shop though...
There was this guy that came before me,we both have this kind of wole soyinka hairstyle.
When it was my turn the barber asked what style i wanted.I told him to trim it just like he did to the other guy's hair.
The next questi0n i got from him was... "which school do you attend?"I just told him that i am currently studying computer engineering.I asked him why...he told me that such hair is only suitable for does doing Law,Mathematics,Medicine and Engineering courses.I just smiled...
Then came the shocker,he told me that it'll get to a stage that i'll discover that somethings are manipulated spiritually,beyond physical or mere understanding in relation to my hairstyle.
I was kind of startled because of the seriousness in his face and he refused to explain what he meant by that line.
Fellow nairalanders n0w i'm very curious because m0st geeks and learned men i've met have always kept this type of hairstyle...hope it wasn't originated from a cult or s0mething

.Lalasticlala... pls my mind hasn't been at rest since then.

LET'S SEE THE PICS OF THE HAIR O..... NO WEAPON FORMED AGAINST YOU SHALL PROSPER

Deucalion:
Good evening my fellow nairalanders

I've had this issue of choice concerning phones for the past few weeks now, and sincerely choosing a smartphone has been soo difficult especially with my past experiences concerning the matter.
Dear nairalanders, I brought the issue up here cause I feel with your help, I won't make a regrettable decision (phone wise)

So my point is, I need suggestions on good reliable smartphone devices with at least 2GB RAM, with maximum price of about 40,000 Naira.

Thanks for your time.

NO ONE CAN HELP YOU O, YOU ALONE KNOW WHAT TICKLES YOUR FANCY IN SMARTPHONES, AND YOU WILL ONLY CHOSE A PHONE ACCORDING RO WHAT YOU NEED IT TO DO..... SO THIS IS WHAT I SAY TO YOU



WHY NOT BUY A FONE FOR 20K THAT CAN BROWSE AND HAS A BIG SCREEN WITH 2DAYS BATTERY LIFE...... AND GOOD CAMERA.

THEN USE THE REMAINING 20K TO BUY BOOKS OR E-BOOKS THAT CAN MAKE YOU RICHER AND BETTER AND THEN YOU WILL GET MORE EXPENSIVE PHONES THAN 40K. ... being PHONE-WISE and CASH-FOOLISH is not the BEST.

A PHONE CAN ONLY PERFORM TO THE CAPACITY OF THE MIND THAT CONTROLS IT.

lifeisabitch:
chill, you aren't more holy than I am, ok?

remember you will be judged by every word you speak..... JUST REMINDING YOU OF YOUR HOLINESS....

lifeisabitch:
I have the options of chorister and Usher/hospitality.
Which do you guys think is best group for a girl who wants to be noticed by eligible church bachelors?

EMMM so you no longer fear GOD, or you think GOD is no longer the GOD of the OLD TESTAMENT ABIIII??

anyway IF GOD RESISTS YOU FROM MARRIAGE BECAUSE OF YOUR WRONG MOTIVES IN HIS PRESENCE, EVEN IF YOU DANCE SHAKIRA IN THE CHOIR OR SING LIKE BEYONCE, no man will come for you.... MARRIAGE IS FROM GOD... NOT FROM SKILL OR SENSE... EVERY MAN CAN NOT BE A HUSBAND... IF YOU USE STRATEGY TO TRAP A MAN AND MARRY, IN MARRIAGE HE ALSO WILL USE STRATEGY TO CHEAT ON YOU AND DECEIVE YOU

WAKE UP.
SERVE GOD BECAUSE OF WHO HE IS, CHURCH IS NOT A SPIRI-SOCIAL GATHERING FOR MATING OR BUSINESS HOOK-UPS.......

Iamsynord:
Really pissed off right now. At today's service, the Pastor placed a curse on anyone who had any sexual activity with any one during this year valentine.He even went as far as saying none of the church members should celebrate val this year and if they do,they will face Gods wrath as that was the so called instruction given to him, People is this not totally wrong and condemable. ? Why should people be caged from showing love when God himself is love ? From a female friend

MY QUESTION IS THIS

the love shown on VALENTINE'S DAY is it the same LOVE that made JESUS DIE ON THE CROSS FOR US?

if you hypocritically say yes, THEN WHY IS VALENTINE NOT CELEBRATED ON EASTER OR CHRISTMAS....... lets not fool ourselves VALENTINE IS JUST A DAY THE WORLD CHOSE TO CELEBRATE IMMORAL LOVE .... a day simply for SENSUAL LUST AND SEX.

THE CURSE WORKS NATURALLY, YOUR PASTOR DIDNT NEED TO WASTE HIS TIME.

Toppytek:
u really tried... But I've heard about some of this apps... I study industrial technology (Automobile technology)... Don't know if there are apps that can help doing some self training.. Though I did some months training before gaining admission then so I quit ... But I still lik working in the automotive industry after graduating from school

htt ps:/ /play . google. com /store/search? q= Automobile%20technology&c =apps&hl=en

IF YOU HAVE D NAME OF THE SOFTWARE U SEEK, AND IF IT IS NOT FREE, I CAN GET IT FREE FOR YOU.

absky5:
please can u drop a link of where to download Tasker

http s:/ /play.google. com /store/apps/ details? id= net.dinglisch.android.taskerm&hl=en

thats d link u can search google chrome for others

Toppytek:
u really tried... But I've heard about some of this apps... I study industrial technology (Automobile technology)... Don't know if there are apps that can help doing some self training.. Though I did some months training before gaining admission then so I quit ... But I still lik working in the automotive industry after graduating from school

OK pls explain what automobile tech does.

I guess we can make this the best android thread on NL and hopefully it hits front page. So here is what ama do... I would list simple basic beginner apps and tell you all wat they do.

Tasker... This one is able to do almost anything from schedule when a sms should be sent or delivered to getting info when someone unauthorized accesses your fone, also reconfigure how your fone apps operate even save battery.... Enough said.


Watt pad.... Contains most books we buy from bookshops and also has audio for them... It's all for free

Naija radio station. Is the radio that works without earpiece and you get stations you never knew existed... It's uses small data too.

Evernote.... This is the best notepad... U can add videos n pics to the same notes... It connects to your email automatically sync and even if you fone was off u can still get your notes


Root browser.... This is common but it has a secret use for reviving your crashed Google play store


Hotspot shield..... Well if u make money with foreign sites like fiver or surveys... This changes your fone ip to any country of your choice. It's free too

Future fortune pro.... Tells you all about yourself, your path in life, your challenges with solutions to your private struggles carefully grafted to your unique identity

True caller and true messenger.... They block all these network and marketing calls n sms automatically for me and any unknown number is easily exposed cos they tell me the person's name and location

Air droid.... This app is for transferring files from pc to fone and also use your fone to control your pc remotely and even collect files from your pc wherever you are


Many others o.... These are the ones I feel I can release to the public... I basically use artificial intelligence apps especially for my forex trading apps, call spying apps and security cameras

shunjohn:
Limited time only....call 08029033073.

Wow... That's two years school fees for someone o... I fear who no fear technology.... Hot devices must sale o

Preciousgirl:
My question is for all nigerians and other African Nationals on here
What do you think of Ghanaian?
Sincerely
Ghanaian men and women
How do you see us?
Can you support your perception with proof

Madam sorry o but we are busy thinking of buhari's change, fuel scarcity, fall or naira, boko haram, chibok girls and finally why there is never a head of fish in the sardines we eat... To now have the time to think of Ghanaians.... When all these issues are solved we will reason your matter.

So the 70k will not make the dog wicked to me again abi?, or am I going to buy full grown madness with 70k. Biko

0+4=4 so the match to be moved is the horizontal middle match stick on the six.

Jaaruma2010:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4R2VhgpBxEQ

You wont believe this!!!! Watch how hausa women use traditional herbs, perfumes and super extra ordinary sex positions to satisfy their husbands!!!!

And you want Nigeria to be better after watching this.

tunaguy:
OK before una start too they blast me i came across this site godisimaginary.com ... I wanted you guys to check it out and share your opinions on the website?

Is have finished the site o and Truly God IS REAL.

GOD'S NOT DEAD

Toppytek:
Thanks a lot for what u just shared... A lot of people knows nothing when it come to apps like this including myself... But from the look of things am sure u know much about some crazy apps one might need on phone ... Pls kindly suggest them and wherbto download those apps apart from play store ... Thanks

There are levels of craziness... I have apps according to my mental appetite or curiosity which differs for everyone..... So kindly take time to think your request thru and post the kind of apps you hope should exist or you would not believe would be possible to make and I will show you the haven for such taste in apps. I have apps that tell me who I will marry, what my future will be even my secret intentions and traits.... All that from one app and it's FREE o, so you see my taste differs from the average youth. I use an android app to create real website in minutes not wapsites o... Another to control my laptop during presentations and I use my visa fone USB modem on my fone to browse and I use my flash drive too... All these are cos of apps, I use a common fone with cracked screen.... Normal infinix old edition. IT IS NOT HOW EXPENSIVE A FONE IS BUT IT'S ALL ABOUT HOW EXPENSIVE THE MIND THAT OWNS THE FINE IS. THAT'S WHAT COUNTS. so brother welcome. I hope you have crazy ideas and I will drop the link for each idea you ask me. But if the app does not exist then I may take on the TASK to create it. Thanks

Mafia4life:
Tasker? Hommie, that app is a 2 years course of study

Well he asked for it.... Lolz